Ceramic sculpture "Narcissus" by Japanese artist Kenichi Nakaya

the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.

we even have a The Plague

who let biologists play dnd

fuck it cherokee miku

i wanna see more indigenous mikus make it happen 🫵

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

Happy 4th of July

y'know working for the mafia ain't all it used to be

ya used to be able to send people to sleep with the fishes, and now ya get responses like "nature's fleshlight" and a rant about some gas station sushi

can't even crack skulls anymore since cracking took on a new meanin

guy owed me $67 yesterday. had to break both his kneecaps cause he wouldn't stop doin the hand gestures after the first one.

oh and don't even get me STARTED on goons. some people, I tell ya

can’t even crack skulls

anymore since cracking took

on a new meanin

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

rocky discovers the consequences of human boredom

All foreign films/shows should have two subtitle options. A localized one that better serves the original intent of the story and dialogue and a more literal one that awkwardly translates phrases in a preserved state, specifically for perverts who want to learn the language (me)

Ideally subtitles would take up about a third of the entire screen, consisting of the written dialogue in the original language, a literal translation in English, and a localized translation. "That sounds terrible and inconvenient" NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU. SOME THINGS CAN BE 4 ME

posting 2016: you ever think about how in ten years we'll still be gay and online together

posting 2026: imagine, if you will, making a necklace from the bones in your hand. feeling them slowly become mundane, like stones, as time renders them unfamiliar to you. thought exercise now concludes

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

This disability pride month I would like the community to understand that Sometimes wheelchairs aren’t freedom.

Sometimes using a wheelchair means you can no longer get to the places that used to be important to you, and not because of man-made inaccessibility. I have sat with someone as they cried because they could no longer visit the place they had scattered a loved one’s ashes because not even the most expensive wheelchair in the world could handle the terrain. As much as I wanted to, my wheelchair meant that I couldn’t position myself in a way that would allow me to give them a proper hug. In that moment, our wheelchairs felt more like heavy weights than freedom.

And sometimes wheelchairs are like the legs of someone who can walk but would maybe benefit from a wheelchair themselves. Sometimes wheelchairs are exhausting and painful and you’re counting down the time before you’re able to be lifted into bed. Sure, like painful legs, you can do more with them than without, but constantly performing gratitude for something that hurts you is exhausting. And again, not because you need a better wheelchair, but because those are the limits of your body and the technology that exists.

Yes it’s important to challenge the idea that wheelchairs are always a tragedy. And yes, there are lots of people who have a positive relationship with their chair. But for a lot of people, including me, the pressure to love your wheelchair and see it as freedom is painful and feels like it erases huge amounts of my experiences with disability.

a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

i myself needed to be reminded of this today. the freedom of summer also means the risk of falling back into bad habits if i'm not mindful