(En Blanco)

2012

2009-05-01T03:46:15Z

Con noticias como estas.... http://news.cnet.com/8301-1001_3-10230704-92.html?tag=nl.e703
...Como no creer el fin de los tiempos en el 2012?

No se si se estará exagerando demasiado la situación, pero con cada artículo leido... más noica me pongo.

Si no sabes usar el msn... como puedes con un iPhone?

2008-08-25T02:43:55Z

Mis padres decidieron dar el paso a la modernidad tecnológica este fin de semana y ambos fueron y se compraron un iPhone. Mi mamá la semana pasada descubrió el hi5, una de las típicas redes sociales que pululan por ahi. Lo cual ha resultado en una locura de tomar fotos para poder colgarlas en su perfil. Ya conoce la onda de los blogs, ya ha comprado música por iTunes... y ahora ya tiene un iPhone3G.

Mi papá... no sabe bien ni cómo abrir el msn en su computadora... ni a diferenciar de un programa amigable, de un virus electronico que llega por correo. Y tambien tiene un maldito iPhone.

Diossssss... juguetes nuevos y no pueden ni siquiera renovar la pagina web de la empresa!!

Locos. Ayer no sabian ni como responder las llamadas desde el nuevo telefono... sigh.

~~Y casi me convencen de comprarme uno también...~~

Nuevos juguetes

2008-05-02T04:32:06Z

Bueno, no mios per se... sino de la empresa :)

Esta semana parece como si hubiera sido la semana tecnológica. Mis padres compraron una laptop (se les quemó la placa de la otra) y una computadora nueva (para mi papá), dejandole a mi hermano la computadora antigua de mi papá. Además de dos nuevas impresoras... una multifuncional y una LX-300.

La hermana de Jose llego el martes y nos trajo la laptop que habíamos comprado para la empresa, y dado que mi mamá cambió la impresora que tenía, nos ha donado la suya :D

Estoy super happy :)
Ya tengo laptop!!! (de la empresa, Karen... de la empresa... sigh)

Jo Jo Jo... TERP10

2008-03-20T00:51:16Z

¡¡¡¡PASE!!!!!

*Ejem*

Pedi vacaciones en mi trabajo para llevar un curso de 10 dias en la universidad.
Una certificacion internacional de SAP (una tranquila: TERP10) y hoy era el examen...
Nunca habia estado tan estresada como hoy... ni en todos los examenes de la universidad.

Hmmm, si llevo el certificado a mi trabajo... me darán un aumento? Ja...

Tecnologia en USA? Uh huh, Made in India

2008-03-13T20:14:03Z

Cuando hasta Bill Gates es forzado a dar testimonios como éste, es que te das cuenta el mal estado en que está EEUU. No me sorprende en absoluto la caída del dolar, y soy fiel creyente que aún seguirá cayendo...

sketch del dia

2008-03-06T02:31:46Z

Cumpleaños...? Atrasado

2008-03-02T04:47:09Z

Por que siempre se me pasan las fechas para los cumpleaños? Dios... Soy malisima para estas cosas.
Se supone que tengo una agenda (en el yahoo) que me avisa de los dichosos dias, pero aun asi, no se que sucede que la mayoria de las veces no le atino al dia exacto. A veces me acuerdo (por mi misma!) muchos dias antes... y muchos dias despues. No hay punto exacto.

Esto fue lo que me paso con mi mejor amiga del colegio, asi que en plan de disculpa le hice un dibujito T_T

Es la primera vez que intento (seriamente) este estilo de coloreo. Lo he visto tantas veces, pero nunca pude imitarlo... Pero claro, luego le meti el filtro de colores... y al diablo mi practica. Sigh.
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No se burlen de mis maracas o de las manos que las sostienen XD

fanart: HP

2008-02-25T06:26:56Z

</div>Mucho Oscar y chicas con corset.... Corset!Harry.
Hmm... mi vena creativa me reclama el no estar dibujando mas seguido.

Fanfic del dia

2008-02-24T06:04:34Z

Harry Potter and the Master of Past and Present
xover HP/Dragonlance.
AU desde casi el final del 5to libro. BlackRobed!Harry y Master!Raistlin
"Are you sure you are not evil?" -Raistlin, en tono de broma (despues de que Harry tome el Test)
"I do so love watching a man’s dreams crushed." -Raistlin

No he terminado de leer todo lo que esta escrito, pero como me encantan los xovers en los que los personajes son plausibles... Y si tiene Raistlin, more love!!

Aquel que debemos proteger

2008-02-22T15:44:09Z

Porque existen días en los que una recupera sus raíces...
Porque existen días en los que una no sabe qué hacer con su tiempo...
Porque existen días en los que una desea hacer algo creativo...

Pero no se sabe si se repetirá:

Capitulo 9: Tentaciones

Porque verlo en la TV no es suficiente...

2008-02-16T03:08:45Z

El hitazo del verano!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG, es un tremendo bodrio de canción, pero el comercial es tan... TAN bueno!!

Pokemon? De nuevo?

2008-01-13T05:48:41Z

Un dia sin luz, y zas! Viejas costumbres atacan de nuevo. En esta ocasion: volver a jugar Pokemon Saphire desde cero. Nunca habia terminado esta historia, me aburri antes de llegar a la liga pokemon (y eso de coleccionar berries tampoco me daba buena espina).

Meta del 2008: Terminar Pokemon Saphire!

Party del momento:

Ahora tan solo tengo que buscar a alguien que tenga el Pokemon Ruby para intercambiar... Hmmm, y hacer la prueba si el trade funciona con el Nintendo DS.

Safari bugs?

2007-11-20T21:36:05Z

Alguien está malgastando su dinero en Google Adwords....

Definitivamente es un producto que no voy a comprar xD

Parabola de los dos programadores

2007-10-18T03:39:47Z

Sacado de aquí, que a su vez fue sacado de aquí.
Es tan cierto, que lastima... sigh.

The Parable of the two Programmers

Neil W. Rickert
Dept. of Math, Stat., and Computer Science,
University of Illinois at Chicago.

Once upon a time, unbeknownst to each other, the "Automated Accounting
Applications Association" and the "Consolidated Computerized Capital Corporation" decided that they needed the identical program to perform a certain service.

Automated hired a programmer-analyst, Alan, to solve their problem.

Meanwhile, Consolidated decided to ask a newly hired entry-level programmer, Charles, to tackle the job, to see if he was as good as he pretended.

Alan, having had experience in difficult programming projects, decided to
use the PQR structured design methodology. With this in mind he asked his department manager to assign another three programmers as a programming team. Then the team went to work, churning out preliminary reports and problem analyses.

Back at Consolidated, Charles spent some time thinking about the problem.
His fellow employees noticed that Charles often sat with his feet on the desk, drinking coffee. He was occasionally seen at his computer terminal, but his office mate could tell from the rhythmic striking of keys that he was actually playing Space Invaders.

By now, the team at Automated was starting to write code. The programmers were spending about half their time writing and compiling code, and the rest of their time in conference, discussing the interfaces between the various modules.

His office mate noticed that Charles had finally given up on Space
Invaders. Instead he now divided his time between drinking coffee with his feet on the table, and scribbling on little scraps of paper. His scribbling didn't
seem to be Tic Tac Toe, but it didn't exactly make much sense, either.

Two months have gone by. The team at Automated finally releases an imple-
mentation timetable. In another two months they will have a test version of the program. Then a two month period of testing and enhancing should yield a completed version.

The manager of Charles has by now tired of seeing him goof off. He decides
to confront him. But as he walks into Charles's office, he is surprised to see
Charles busy entering code at his terminal. He decides to postpone the confrontation, so makes some small talk then leaves. However, he begins to keep a closer watch on Charles, so that when the opportunity presents itself he can confront him. Not looking forward to an unpleasant conversation, he is pleased to notice that Charles seems to be busy most of the time. He has even been see to delay his lunch, and to stay after work two or three days a week.

At the end of three months, Charles announces he has completed the project.
He submits a 500 line program. The program appears to be clearly written, and when tested it does everything required in the specifications. In fact it even has a few additional convenience features which might significantly improve the usability of the program. The program is put into test, and, except for one quickly corrected oversight, performs well.

The team at Automated has by now completed two of the four major modules required for their program. These modules are now undergoing testing while the other modules are completed.

After another three weeks, Alan announces that the preliminary version is
ready one week ahead of schedule. He supplies a list of the deficiencies that he expects to correct. The program is placed under test. The users find a number of bugs and deficiencies, other than those listed. As Alan explains, this is no surprise. After all this is a preliminary version in which bugs were expected.

After about two more months, the team has completed its production version
of the program. It consists of about 2,500 lines of code. When tested it seems to satisfy most of the original specifications. It has omitted one or two features, and is very fussy about the format of its input data. However the company decides to install the program. They can always train their data-entry staff to enter data in the strict format required. The program is handed over to some maintenance programmers to eventually incorporate the missing features.

Sequel:

At first Charles's supervisor was impressed. But as he read through the
source code, he realized that the project was really much simpler than he had originally though. It now seemed apparent that this was not much of a challenge even for a beginning programmer.

Charles did produce about 5 lines of code per day. This is perhaps a little
above average. However, considering the simplicity of the program, it was nothing exceptional. Also his supervisor remembered his two months of goofing off.

At his next salary review Charles was given a raise which was about half
the inflation over the period. He was not given a promotion. After about a year he became discouraged and left Consolidated.

At Automated, Alan was complimented for completing his project on schedule.
His supervisor looked over the program. With a few minutes of thumbing through he saw that the company standards about structured programming were being observed. He quickly gave up attempting to read the program however; it seemed quite incomprehensible. He realized by now that the project was really much more complex than he had originally assumed, and he congratulated Alan again on his achievement.

The team had produced over 3 lines of code per programmer per day. This was about average, but, considering the complexity of the problem, could be considered to be exceptional. Alan was given a hefty pay raise, and promoted to Systems Analyst as a reward for his achievement.

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Practica tu vocabulario en inglés...

2007-10-14T06:43:53Z

...y da arroz de comer.

http://www.freerice.com/

Pirata baneado de usar Linux

2007-08-27T16:20:26Z

"A guy who uploaded the latest Star Wars movie got arrested, pleaded guilty to 'conspiracy to commit copyright infringement' and 'criminal copyright infringement' and got jail and home confinement. As part of his home confinement, he agreed to install some tracking software on his computer. The problem is He's an Ubuntu Linux user and the gov't doesn't have any tracking software for Linux. So he's been told that he must use Windows for the term of his confinement. Looks like a case of cruel and unusual punishment to me"

(http://linux.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/08/23/190238&from=rss)

Y los comentarios debajo :)

Careful now... Windows gateways, virtual machines,

... ? This is voodoo for an average gov't worker. It's technologies that can be used for terrorist activities too!

>"They can really punish him by making him run windows ME."
>Um, They can really punish him by making him * try* to run windows ME.
>No, because [Continue][Cancel]unlike Windows[Continue][Cancel] Me, Windows [Cancel][Allow]Vista actually [Continue][Cancel]works.
>I thought it was like one of those Buddhist Zen "Koan" things... like "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "how do you run windows me?"
>We want to torture the man, not break his spirit and destroy his soul!

Asi no me quejo...

2007-08-07T21:19:21Z

The worst job in Science in 2007
(chequeen la 6ta ^.-)

Luego lean los comentarios en slashdot

kandra_ @ 2007-07-31T13:32:00

2007-07-31T18:32:28Z

Feliz cumpleaños Harry Potter o.o
I hope you die a horrible death...

Y ahora... qué pasa?

2007-07-31T00:12:21Z

En una entrevista con JKR, ella desvela qué es lo que les sucede a los personajes después del 7mo libro.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070730/ap_en_ot/potter_s_afterlife

EDIT: http://li-akari.livejournal.com/102413.html?style=mine#cutid2

Hong Kong a lo SimCity

2007-07-30T16:12:13Z

Se acuerdan del juego SimCity? Se imaginan un mapa de Hong Kong a ese estilo?
Ya no lo hagas, solo visita este sitio: http://hongkong.edushi.com/en/

HP Fanart: Mirame...

2007-07-30T05:09:14Z

</div>Una escena que se me quedó en la mente...
Hace tiempo que no dibujo o.o
No me dio la gana de hacerlo tan en limpio ~~(y eso que estaba peor...)~~ XD

HP7 me lleno de colera... repito lo que dije en HP5, Harry es un imbecil o.o
Y las ultimas hojas parecen ser sacadas de un fanfic... sigh.

Si se preguntan que he estado haciendo estos dias

2007-06-14T03:33:05Z

Preparando items.... y los millones que me gané con la Horong Card.

El Papa Juan Pablo II se cola... Hey! Tengo el blessing del Papa!! xD

Y decide que esta sobrecalificado para llevar a cabo nuestra boda xD

No podía faltar la fiesta!!

El regalo del Papa Juan Pablo II: La luna de miel (propiamente dicho: un warp a Jawaii: Honeymoon Island)

Claro... luego entro un GM a hacer masacre de MVPs en Alberta y nos cagó... (lo cual no screenshoteé T_T)

The mess....

2007-05-31T17:52:28Z

El lio: LJ borra unos 500 blogs en un quest por luchar contra la pedofilia (ingles)

Si eres parte de un fandom, únete:

http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_counts/profile

Que camino elegir?

2007-05-29T05:46:17Z

Estas semanas he estado un poco confundida sobre la direccion de mi carrera profesional y lo que estoy haciendo con mi vida.
Pense que habia comprado un poco de tiempo consiguiendome un trabajo que no me exige demasiado (pero que tampoco paga mucho), pero al parecer no es asi.

Sigo con lo de la empresa, pero es mucho mas dificil concentrarte en algo cuando no estas 100% enfocado. Ese es el estado actual de mi cabeza, en estos momentos.

What??

2007-03-29T23:41:09Z

Esta cosa esta muy parcializada o.o
Como es posible que mi lado artistico salga tan bajo, cuando no tengo casi nada de vida social? o.ó

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