tags by jackironsides
#i think i would have been more surprised at the reveal#if there hadn’t been body horror in the background of every previous frame
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smellmyhead
GETTING READY FOR THE FAT MERMAID PROM
she/her. old, like, born in early 1970s. intuitive marsh witch goblin hag who can't turn you into a cat (yet). queer, bi/pan, gray/demi. mostly reblogs. may contain flashing colors, spiders, snakes, frogs, forest trails, architecture, moss, fungi, feminism, intolerance of intolerance, swears, etc.
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2026-07-06
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conservatives think they’re subversive because people react negatively when they say deliberately inflammatory things for engagement. if I punch someone in the face am I subversive because they’re pissed off?
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evil great lakes
- lake inferior
- lake normal
- lake offtario
- lake hurton
- lake michigan
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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:
1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that’s okay!
2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.
3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I’m being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)
hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader
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zmpl:
Happy 4th of July
not to be the fun police but we really don’t need to laugh and say how cunty this photo is when it’s of a massively homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, islamophobic cult that orchestrated hate speech demonstrations at the funerals of the sandy hook elementary school shooting victims. the enemy of your enemy is not your friend.
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✨ LiFE FUCk IS yOUr Short FREiNDS ✨
In love with how this person seems to have initially spelled “FRIENDS” correctly and then changed it to be wrong. 💜
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Fox Mulder definitely has this in his apartment
how I know my dash is well curated:
This is exactly what I was thinking when I saw the image
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my friends held an intervention for me to “stop asking intimidately specific questions”. i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently “a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes”. turns out my curious nature is “scaring the hoes”
when i asked for examples i was told that “do you think your tendency to show appreciation through restoration is part of a greater life philosophy or is that coincidental?” and “is your communication with allied forces satellite or radar based and is it vurnerable to cyber attacks?” are apparently “inappropriate questions to ask someone you just met at a club”. but i disagree. as if you wouldn’t be a little bit curious about the answer? yeah that’s what i thought
[ID: question by anonymous: did they answer the question though ///end ID]
the navy officer i asked about cyber attacks did answer my question very thoroughly. he also answered other questions such as “when refueling on sea, which boat is the primary course holder?” and “would switching to another government branch affect your retirement benefits?” and generally provided a lot of information over the course of a fascinating hour that as a former government employee myself i am pretty sure he should not have told me. but i also think he would have told me his social security number if i asked nicely (i didn’t, I was busy learning about the tactical advantages of speedboats).
the guy obsessed with boat refurbishment that i asked about his tendency towards preservation gave me a really haunted look, said “holy fuck” and then after a moment of consideration “i think i am too drunk. i’m going home” and proceeded to leave. in my defense, it was well and truly meant as genuine curiosity and not as the attempt at psychological warfare it turned out to be. he unfortunately did not answer my question.
…he was also the catalyst for the intervention i received.
Fascinated by the fact that “guy obsessed with boat refurbishment” is considered one of “the hoes.”
Equal opportunity slut defending
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pssst… you wanna watch Scavengers Reign… you wanna watch Scavengers Reign so bad… (on Max, but if you don’t have Max, I got u)
new link! enjoy this fantastic show y'all :)
I meant to watch it but only had that channel on the larger screen and was sickabed and couldn’t spend time watching the larger screen and then we didn’t have that channel so thank you
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists
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