....The Girl With The.... ....Giraffe Tattoo....

ionophone:

sahonithereadwolf:

sahonithereadwolf:

sahonithereadwolf:

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

it’s so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said “look at what a terrible beast you are”

callaxe:

lets be in some puddle with prehistoric mama

eddieintheocean:

toadbreath:

👀

iamnmbr3:

queer-scots-geordie-dyke:

The Archbishop of Canterbury is secretly messaging people on tumblr. Seems totally legit 🤔🤣

This is the funniest scam I’ve ever seen

anais-ninja-bitch:

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

unrestrained summer fun

lokh:

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

sunsetbuddie:

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don’t have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

greatmountainfloofsquatch:

urgentkettle:

trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter:

ALT

Well Master Splinter, through the night,
gave them names, taught them to fight,
and from the sewers came a cowabunga

teenaged mutant, ninja turtles
teenaged mutant, ninja turtles

@brightlotusmoon

dragongirltongue:

fishmech:

ashenmind:

good lord this thing is useless

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day