being asked what i want for my birthday and suddenly I'm a minimalist who has never had a material want in my whole life

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

"speed up version"................. "tiktok version"...... its called nightcore!!!!!!!!!!!! throws everything away with my mind powers

person (non-practicing)

a question i ask daily is WWTBD? (what would temperance brennan do?)

Love and larceny,

Jes and Wy

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

“i asked chatGPT and—”

yeah well i asked matthias helvar and he said that the water hears and understands….. or at least it would, if you stopped WASTING ALL OF IT ON AI DATA CENTERS

Look what my friend with no social media posted to the chat with the damning staggered timestamps of 1:11, 1:37, and 1:42 A.M.

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u