OH HAI, pretty lady who is also Gerard Way...
Can we just take a minute to appreciate skinny, blond Gerard?
Because HELLO, MY EYES ARE BURING FROM THE HAWT PRITEH. He's always been recockoulously pretty, but this is just insane. Lindsay must just wake up every morning, roll over and look at him and...I don't know, but if it was me I'd be regularly greeting the day with a fist pump and mini dance of glee. AND LOTS OF HOT SKINNY GEE SEX. Um, but yeah...anyway, Someone carve that motherfucker in marble and be quick about it. GAH!
Also, I notice no one has commented on My Chem becoming the new hosts of an after school arts and crafts show on PBS called This Is Not The Post Apocalypse You've Been Waiting For, because that's CLEARLY what's going on in this picture.
See, they've already made Frank a pair of those tin can stilt things which explains why he is suddenly seventy thousand feet tall (ha ha IT'S NOT HIM YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!).
Frank does the mimey, dance numbers about counting and standing up to school yard bullies. Ray plays an acoustic guitar and has a puppet side kick called Not!Bob and they sing earnest songs about Vowels and dealing with your feelings and one called, Mommy Likes Ladies Too.
And Gerard does the arts and crafts and stuff, and Mikey is his assistant, and one time they did a diorama of Godzilla eating Manhattan and it was awesome. Mikey also reads the story at the end for Story time, and Frank always ends up asleep with his head in Mikey's lap. Which Gerard is not all that excited about.
So this one time, he accidentally on purpose superglue's Mikey's fingers together so he can't read the story! OMG what will the children doooooo? But it's ok, because Gee can read the story while Ray takes Mikey to the Emergency Room. And Frank ends up asleep (What? Dancing and mime take a lot out of a fellow) with his head in Gerard's lap, where it belongs.
And one day Not!Bob sings a song about Not Being Such A Big Baby, which includes the line "Just because he's your bosses brother, doesn't mean you can't ask him oooooouuuuuuut..." and Ray breaks like, two strings on his guitar. But then Mikey says "I really liked Not!Bob's song..." and Ray says, "ORILLY?!" O_______o "Wouldyouliketogetacoffeewithmesometime.
I keep seeing Frank in one of those kids show fake back yard sets, wearing his Homophobia is Gay tee shirt and bright pink sweat pants. Doing heel clicking high jumps and jazz hands and taking it all super seriously, but with gig earnest grins to the cameras. He's all, "You know kids, sometimes our friends think it'd be super funny to put LSD in our cherry cola and then watch us roll around on the floor for a couple of hours laughing at how our hands are made of cheese...and that's ok...But not all drugs are ok all the time..." And then Gerard comes out in his Tommy the Suggestible Bear costume and they do a song and dance about When To Say No. Meanwhile Mikey, who accidentally got stuck behind a fake tree, is watching trying not to piss his pants laughing at them.
And when they finish Gee and Frank stand around drinking bottled water and going over the routine. And Mikey gets unstuck and comes over to hand them towels and shit, still smirking but desperately trying not to.
Frank's all like "Wow, Gerard I really think you got the message out about like, the difference between drug USE and drug ABUSE today with the forward rolls and the star jumps and stuff. You were awesome."
And Gerard's all *BLUSHING*, "No way man, those high kicks you did totally punctuate the points. I couldn't do it without you, you know?"
And then Mikey practically swallows his tongue trying to keep a straight face and they have to take him to the Emergency Room again.
He ends up there a lot.
And everyone smiles a lot and the children of America grow up happy and brave and strong.
