H/D Bad!art and Poll is FTW!
I was chatting with Esby earlier and we were talking about ducks and animagus, and I nearly typed dick animagus instead of duck animagus. Naturally, if Harry is a cock, Draco will definitely be the balls in their relationship. Thus this awful mouse-drawn art was born! 8D
How does Draco Balls move around?
He rolls
25(13.1%)
He bounces
59(30.9%)
He flies
11(5.8%)
He skates
5(2.6%)
He vibrates
28(14.7%)
He slides
14(7.3%)
He does the locomotion
21(11.0%)
He glides on veela wings
28(14.7%)
How does Harry Cock move around?
He shuffles
21(9.8%)
He hops like a hinkypunk
36(16.7%)
He twitches
18(8.4%)
He flexes
23(10.7%)
He shoots
26(12.1%)
He shakes his tail-feathers
16(7.4%)
He throbs
39(18.1%)
He leaks a thick, slippery slime that it uses to slide.
36(16.7%)
I'm so sorry new friends. I know we just met but the crazy can't be contained. xD
ETA1: Btw, I drew this at work.
ETA2: Also, if you've friended me from the meme and I haven't friended you back, let me know!
ETA3: OMG what is happening in this vid? Penis covering dance, srsly?
