Now I can pass out.

passivemile — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:45:56 GMT

its been a while --

but 'alas return, and count, six by seven, perhaps time times time is nine.

answer with a hello only to deny the exchange at all.

don't leave us, that transfer of conscious...

ewthatscute — Fri, 07 Apr 2006 00:41:16 GMT

I ONLY write poetry when I'm drunk. Is that bad or just a cliche?

From last night (remember: I was drunk and Angry. The plot has holes and is mostly irrelevant)

I sat, not wanting the cigarette lit and smoking in my hand. The toilet lid creaked under my weight, it was the only seat in the house. The only seat in the house away from him, at least.
I took a drag
loving the action
hating the taste.
Life was trekking onward. The sheer irony of appearing on this earth and being expected to figure shit out in a mere 70-90 years (if your lucky) resonated loudly in my skull for the umpteenth time. Suddenly, reality roiled back to me in the living room, where I'd migrated to, 40 oz in hand. I still wasn't talking to him.
Gary Ginsberg? Any relation to Allen? Wouldnt that be something? Now writing for some cheesy propaganda-laced sitcom about the misadventures and woes of a forensic archaeologist. Allen's spinning in his grave but it captivates the masses...
I rolled my eyes at the TV and looked elsewhere. The suicidal, only-child Gay tittered nervousely at the awkwardness in the room. My eyes slid over to HIM. He sat there in faux seriousness trying hard to care but then realizing his attention had drifted from the emotional tumult that was exhausting me at that very moment.
Why was I here again?
Oh yeah. Life. Suffocating uncertainty wrapped in a heating pad of habit and fear of change. That is my life.

FOR CRYING OUT FUCKING LOUD!
The strains of his pitiful wailing and unorganized guitar picking was grating on my nerves.
Boy, wouldnt it be nice if he wasnt bluffing and ended this idiocy once and for all. If I did it, I'd be a "bitch".
I took his virginiy after all. We all know how women react when the one who took their virginity promises not to leave and then does. I'd only marry him because he'd be loaded when his parents croak.
I turned my gaze back to the TV. A girl likes stability, pradictability everyone in American culture knows that.

I wish there were absolute truths one could always rely on. Silly bitch, wishing is for the Disney Company.
I wrote "FUCK YOU" on a piece of lined paper 135 times. It will fill the whole paper, save for the blank part on the top. I never write on that.

It's amazing how words lose their meaning if you write them too many times.

sparkle_run — Sun, 19 Jun 2005 02:10:31 GMT

ohh just wasted!!

i'm telling you that people should HIRE me for graduation parties. i just go in and fire up all the old people to play drinking games. julie and i had to drive 15 minutes to find ping pong balls, but the end result was beer pong with the old folks, followed by flipcup with the same.

i thought i was going to vom on the way home, but i made myself pass out and instead am eating wheat thins with cream cheese whilst typing on my moms computer with a mild buzz.

i miss my cats. it's time to drive home. assoon as i sober up.

WOOT

shoplifters of the world present:

marisanofx — Wed, 08 Jun 2005 21:06:42 GMT

20k_seconds — Sun, 01 May 2005 10:34:23 GMT

Hi, I'm tina, I'm a drunken college student at UCSB.

what the fuck, people... why aren't drunk people updating more? I for one am pretty drunk right now and OUTRAGED and the lack of drunken banter on this community.

hmmm. It's kinda late, so I am actually about to pass out, but I just felt like introducing myself and leaving a comment.

jdon7b — Sun, 20 Mar 2005 05:56:33 GMT

Two nights in a row with naked people in my house!

I love my life!!!!!
I love my friends!!!!!
I love our parties!!!!!

I know it's early, but I'm leaving for Boston tomorrow and wanted to get the word out...

pegeen — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:02:41 GMT

Doors @ 9:30.
$3.00

Negative Nancy: Kalamazoo punk/ska outfit, one of my favorite local groups. Good if you like banging zombies, great if you like to mock Schwarzzenegger.

Fight the Locals: Rum-chugging pirate punk rock. You can also hear their music over Myspace.com.

The Last Campaign: Hard rocking, definite Against Me! influences. Grand Rapids kids may have seen them at the DAAC before.

Anyway, yes, it's a cheap show and a good time...kind of like your mom, I suppose. I've seen NN/FTL a hundred times and it's always rad.

omg i remember everything from last night

chriski — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:46:11 GMT

so i partied last night, meaning it's time for the customary recap of the alcoholic aspects. so i went to my friend's frat party, i'd never been to his house before (it's pretty tite...and dirty. but it's all good cuz i'm dirty kinda too) and i would've gotten TOTALLY wasted as usual, except they ran out of alcohol, so i just had a cup of really strong jungle juice, a bottle of beer, and 2 gigantic hits from some frat brothers' bong and you know what? i was good! for once-or for the first time in a really long time-i wasn't completely wasted/gone/trashed/incoherent-i actually remember EVERYTHING from last night-people's names, rooms, everything! AND...I DIDN'T DRUNK DIAL ANYONE!! to make sure, i checked my ougoing call log this morning-no drunk dials! i'm ridiculously proud of myself. i had fun buzzed, not trashed! it's possible! i've forgotten that it's actually quite possible to have a good time tipsy, not totally hammered. yay! i'm not an alcoholic! AND I DIDN'T DRUNK DIAL ANYONE!!!!! i rock. ok that is all for my recap of last night i'm sure there will be more shortly. peace.

mhhh,,,,

bigredstar — Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:13:15 GMT

ok so I know its onlly 9 pm chi town time, but Im still drunk. Tongiht I tought it would be a good idea to droink some vodka. Haha. boy. I drank a large large amount lik 12 shots wrth in an hour.

I, relaly glad I have friends,, some how I woke up ina church parking lot, sleeping it off and I have no idea how I got there.

I drove home, and now I am here, still soem hwo drunk, not for sure why.

Anyways, relaly glad to see people are sitll drunk in this comunity. I think I might go pass out, or wa sI supposed to so soemthing? I dunno.

Go drink some booz.e yaya.

lonevettar — Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:42:50 GMT

Alright, so it''s about 11 AM andI haven't stopped drinking since last night. How aweosme is that!? Anyway, think I oight to go to classs? Anybody see my TIgers kick some Bama ASS last night!? I did! Fuck yeah! Hmmm.. . Ok.... maybe not so mchu on the class. Meh..

yay for alcohol

chriski — Wed, 23 Feb 2005 06:15:15 GMT

ok, so no one has posted in this community in...like over 4 months? but anyway, i would just like to say that the interests under user info for this group is genius. dorm life, berkeley, skyy, bacardi, you thought of it all, mr./ms. administrative person. and no, i am not drunk right now. so i had a little mini-identity crisis a few days ago. i decided that nobody respected me and thought i was a drunken alcholic/lush, so i made the silly mistake of deciding to cut out alcohol/partying/fun/good times from my life. luckily, my true friends shook some sense into me and i have embraced my true partygirl self again. because seriously, people, if you can't drink, party, do stupid shit, and hook up now when you're young and in college, when the hell are you going to?? you're not gonna be a hot young college student forever! so yeah, that is my whole schpiel about giving up drinking-NEVER DO IT. and so what if i've drunk dialled a few too many times-drunk dialling is one of my vices and is part of what makes me who i am! so hell yeah, nowicanpassout.

WORK!!

mr_monkey_bone — Mon, 19 Jul 2004 18:29:45 GMT

Hey all.... New to this place, but here's a story for today. Went to the local irish pub last night just have a couple of drinks. But this girl who is like my best friend kept bringing me shots of Knobb Creek (kentuck whiskey). And let me tell ya that shit hit the spot. After about 6 of those I was well on my way. Next thing I know shes waking me up off her couch at 5 am so I can make it to work on time. First thing I do is grab the bottle of southern comfort i fell asleep to and doused my mouth with it to kill the headache. So I swerve my way to work and walk in and the first thing my boss says is "Damn you look and smell like you fell out of a bum's ass." haha "What did u do drink on your way to work." Needless to say i got sent home. At about 8 am the girl I was out with last night came over and woke me up with a refreshing Miller High Life to go the beach. Great Day. And Im still yet to have a hangover in the past year.

sparkle_run — Wed, 28 Apr 2004 20:15:41 GMT

iam done with colelg etoda woot woot
myt exam was from four to six and i got done at 5 and so i then i started stdrinkin gna dno iw ma drunk

wot woot! i highl ecomemnd drinking during the day
ia lso recommend taking the acbkstter boys board game to the bar and palying it as a drinking game and thenr unnig up a hundred fify dolarl tab
and then coming homean diming your ex-boyfirned ex0yifrieldn

OOH AND ID ON TO RECOMMNED DURK DIALING YOUR HIGH SCHOOL ALGEBRA TEACHERBADBAD IDEA oooo SUCH a bad idea

ok now i amg oing to order the phbut i am drunk and done with colleg ei lvoe youlj drunkers!!!

A fucked up card for the fucked up world

slippery_sex — Sun, 11 Apr 2004 08:38:24 GMT

happy easter!

click here for your tiny card from me! WHEEEEE!!!!!

xenocide911 — Sat, 03 Apr 2004 22:41:33 GMT

I think most people in this world have this blinding light inside of them. It's when some someone falls in love, it's this blinding light that they see. People say that love is blind, but it's not quite that. It's that there is is this brillant light inside of people and that's all they see. They don't see the defects, slightly overweight, a little bitchy, or scares. All they can see is this blinding light. The potential of this person, and that is what they focus on. That is love, seeing what this person can be, and hoping every second and striving to help this person reach their potential.

I vomit in your new shoes

slippery_sex — Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:44:37 GMT

Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the coast of St. Barts with spider monkeys for the past two weeks, tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit
- if you don’t know who said it then you don’t know how to have fun.

I thought it was going to be different; It turned out to be(,) just the same. – Edward Gorey</href>

sparkle_run — Sat, 27 Mar 2004 23:27:14 GMT

"i dont relaly mean to be a tease... btu can you undo my zipper please?"
shut up briney, you are SUCH A HO

i amd runk. and nobdoy wants to play with me :( AFVAY WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING FAT AWY!!!

i want to go to the ph and bodny WNAT SOT PALY!!!!!

ok. and might i add that dr nkn idaled little chtsya and she didnt asnweria msmad the end.

i gues si willgo to bed since i have NO BETTER OPTIOSN and im sad.

ok night night!!!!

PS WATED PEOPE I LVEO YOUA ND NODBYO DIS F ASWERING THEIR POHHONS!!

WHAT IS THe purpsoe of cell hpoens if not to get drunkd iasl/

AHHh amdrun. i hart rum + diet coke. and shots that i dont k now hat it si in them,a nd then i find out is 71771 by whch i mean 151. ok night night. lvoe youa ll!!! &hearts:

posted

slippery_sex — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 19:25:17 GMT

My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic...

Just kidding... my name isn't bob.

I'm not drunk right now but i'm high so that counts as something.

Oh crap... what was i planning on typing?

sparkle_run — Sat, 20 Mar 2004 03:13:35 GMT

yay am SO FREAKING EXCITED about this community :):) best idea ever!!!

why am i awake at 6 in the morning? because when i am drunk i can't even remotely handle taking out my contacts or getting ready for bed so instead i just pass out in my clothes and then get up later to deal with things. shit man, changing clothes is complicated when you're tired.

here is my inaugural drunk ass post, from earlier tonight.

you will be hearing from me frequently. ;)

ok ews lash for the absketall team:
just because id idn tnwa tot dat ea boy who manages your team doenst make me a bithch or a slut. fuck you jocks, especiallyyou, one who sexuall assualed my best frien adn then sat there next to em in a bottoh at the bar rpetending tou didnt know who she was.

fck you wiscons if r wining. i really wanted to see daryl this weekend.

i love you jeff the abrtender for all thef ree shtos you gave me and anne :)

woj, boy thatiasked otu_you are great.

tommy berklund, you're stillf ucking hto.

the ed. i am drun. did dmneitont aht? imss kansas. mim going tocallh im efbore i go to ebd. lviemouranl j=drunk si sog rea.t i lveo youa ll my lviejoural friends. leave me commetns, make me ahppy. :)

angry_inside — Thu, 18 Mar 2004 12:10:20 GMT

i would like to thank the creators of this community. you will be hearing from me soon i'm sure.

esprit_de_rue — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 18:24:48 GMT

hope this kind of question is allowed here...it pertains to Spring Break Vacation.

Has anyone ever been to Cancun? If so I would like to know if anyone could give me information about all inclusive party passes please. thanks :)

Fox and the Hound...........

jdon7b — Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:57:11 GMT

Spent 4 hours at the place and spent $107.(some change) on drinks. don't know how I remembered about this community, but since I'm a member, I figured I'd post something here. Heather, my girlfriend, went out tonight w/o me, so I called a friend(Adam) to come to Fox and the Hound with me. I payed for all the drinks and about 2 hours of pool. Really I need to quit spending so much money, but right now I don't care. Mel(DoItOnSkis), is right. This is really a bad idea to have a drunken place to post. When you're drunk, you never remember to post here. You just end up making random ass post on your own journal. And the next morning/afternoon, you're like, "I never posted that crazy ass shit!" Oh, well! I'm rambling now, and I'm drunk off my ass. So, NowICanPassOut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

loudmouthtart — Tue, 12 Aug 2003 01:57:32 GMT

does anybody know any ways to get that old feeling of "holy shit, im so drunk" from when i was just drinking for the first few times... i miss it so much! drinking just makes me go all skatty now and its crap.

innocent_kid — Fri, 13 Jun 2003 09:57:38 GMT

went to sams club last night, got a cart, went to their four little islands of liquor and walked around them twice. than put in 1.75L smirnoff ($15.27) and 24 cornona's for $20.47.

than went and stood in line, got checked out. on the way out they check your things, and the guy took my recipt, look at it, looked at the cart, looked at it again. i edged over to him, looked at the recipt, looked at the cart, said, "that isn't right is it?" he said no, sure wasn't. told me i could either go to the service desk and get my money back or get another 1.75L of smirnoff.

i looked at the line at the service desk, looked at my cart, and thought, 'yes, this is a symbol.' so i went and got another 1.75L of smirnoff. which, ends up being quite effective.

__repetition — Fri, 30 May 2003 00:58:45 GMT

WOO!
finally a aplace where i can be drunk and peolpe yell at me for it. oh yeah. but anyway.. i'm new here. and i just happene to be really drunk. cool, huh?>