Five things!
Slowly but surely working through these...here, have the ones I'm done with!
Five times Bart succeeded to slow down.
1. Molasses Man. It's impossible to run through molasses, even at superspeed. Bart figured this out pretty quickly. Kon and Tim took the goopy menace down easily, and laughed at Bart for weeks.
2. Tim was sick. He moaned that Bart was giving him a headache. Bart tiptoed around moving as slowly as he could until Tim was better.
3. "Slow down," Carol gasped, as Bart kissed her neck and ran his hands down his side. Bart didn't seem to hear her, tugging at her skirt needily.
"Bart," Carol said, pushing him away. "I know it's hard for you, but you have to take it slow."
"Oh, I'm sorry," Bart said, flushing.
Carol straightened her shirt and hugged him. "It's okay," she said. "I know you're trying."
4. Impulse had been crazy. Kid Flash could think things through.
Bart thought through every option and analyzed everything that could possibly happen. Then he asked Tim out.
5. Bart wanted to run as fast as he could. He had so many people he had to go see, now that he was back and alive.
But Tim needed to know he was there, that he wasn't going away again. He stayed almost still, letting Tim do all the moving. He was back, but Tim was still a little dead inside.
Bart wanted to heal him, but it would take time.
Five Times Cass knew Steph loved her.
1. Steph was supposed to hang out with Tim. But she called it off when Cass wanted to go patrolling with her.
2. Cass hated Father's Day. But it was more fun when Steph showed up with a giant carton of chocolate ice cream and hot fudge. Cass wasn't the only one who had a terrible father.
3. Cass found a letter in her mailbox. It had a CD in it. She played it.
"Uh, hi, Cass." It was Steph's voice. But Steph was dead. It wasn't possible. "Look, I know everyone thinks I'm dead, but it's not true. I left with Leslie Thompkins. We're in Africa. Don't tell Batman or Robin or anyone - I wasn't supposed to even tell you." There were random noises in the background. "Look, I gotta go, but Cass, I just wanted to tell you I'm okay, and I'll be back someday. Love you, bye."
Cass played the track over and over again, crying like she hadn't since she'd thought Steph was dead.
4. Before letting Tim or Bruce know she was even alive, Steph came to visit Cass. Exes and old bosses could wait. Cass was more important.
5. "I love you," Steph whispered, and her body language completely agreed.
How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax
1. Kon walked into Young Justice headquarters naked. Bart stole Tim's computer while Tim was busy yelling at Kon. Then they held it hostage until Tim agreed to take a break from working all the time.
Tim will deny to this day that he's still got the security footage of naked Kon.
2. Bart made tea. Kon held Tim down with his tactile telekinesis and gave him an incredible massage. Tim was asleep in minutes. Bart and Kon made sure no one disturbed him until he'd gotten a full night's sleep and then some.
3. Tim found Kon and Bart passed out after a night of playing video games. He thought about waking them, but decided against it. After watching them sleeping peacefully for a while, he pulled off his cape and used it to cover them. Then he sat in the arm chair. It wasn't long before he drifted off as well.
4. It was hard to be stressed with vibrating fingers buried deep in his ass and tactile telekinesis squeezing his dick. The four hands and two mouths that seemed to be everywhere at once helped too.
5. Tim woke up at seven with Bart and Kon curled around him. He smiled and thought briefly about staying in bed for the morning, but he had work to do. He'd wasted enough time sleeping already. He started to sit up.
Bart stirred. "Tim?" he said sleepily.
"Shh," Tim said, and he tried to finish getting up. He found, to his surprise, that he couldn't move.
He looked at Kon, behind him. Kon shook his head.
"It's Saturday," Kon whispered, pushing him down. "You're not getting up yet."
"But - "
"Shh, you'll wake Bart."
They didn't get up until after noon.
Five times Misfit made Oracle proud.
1. "Ha!" Charlie shouted, knocking Barbara's escrima sticks away from her.
Barbara smiled. "Good work, Charlie! Let's see if you can do it again."
Charlie groaned.
2. "Hey, Oracle?" Charlie said, "I, uh, I think I'm in over my head here."
"Huntress and Zinda are headed towards you," Barbara said in her communicator. "Just stay calm and stay alive, and we'll get you out of there."
Later, Barbara found Charlie curled up in her bed.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I failed," Charlie said. "My first real mission and I failed. You must be so disappointed."
"Not at all," Barbara said. "It's important to know your limits. I'm proud of you for knowing to ask for help."
"You're just saying that," Charlie said, not looking at her.
"Not at all," Barbara said. "Really, you did well."
Charlie sniffled a little and smiled at her.
3. "Look at my report card!" Charlie shouted, waving it around. "An A in computer programming!"
Barbara smiled. "You know, you don't have to be interested in computers just to impress me."
"I know," Charlie said. "But I wanted to."
"Well, good work," Barbara said, smiling. "Maybe someday you can take over for me, huh?"
Charlie laughed. "No way."
4. Barbara hadn't slept more than a few hours a night for the past week. The Joker was loose again, and people were dying every minute she failed to figure out where he was or where he'd strike next. She rubbed her eyes. Her coffee breaks were few and far between, but sometimes a break helped.
She rolled back into the computer room. She saw a note.
Babs - figured out the Joker's location. Gone to see if I'm right. HAVE BACK UP READY PLZ? I'm not gonna try to fight him, but still. Location on map. <3 Misfit.
Barbara cursed. How could Charlie be so stupid? Going after the Joker alone...that was reckless. Charlie would die. Another person Barbara would have failed.
But Charlie could just teleport herself away. The girl was fairly resourceful in a fight.
And now Barbara had the location of the Joker. Charlie had written out her reasoning and it was very sound.
Barbara opened a channel to all her agents. "Everyone available. We have the Joker. Sending you the coordinates. Oracle out."
5. Barbara was one of the last people to the crime scene. She found Charlie crying into Zinda's shoulder.
"Hey, girlie, it's okay," Zinda muttered.
Barbara smiled gratefully at Zinda and sat down next to Charlie.
"What happened?" she asked.
"I - I didn't mean to!" she gasped. "I tripped - and I fell right into their meeting - and the Joker grabbed me - and - and - "
"And what?" Barbara asked, putting a hand on Charlie's shoulder.
"I bounced," Charlie whispered. "And he...people can't survive being bounced. Nothing alive can."
"Charlie," Barbara said. "You killed the Joker?"
"I didn't mean to! It was self defense!"
Barbara hugged her. "No one would ever suggest otherwise," she said. "Killing is wrong, we both know that, and I know it won't really help, but you should know that I'm proud of you."
"F - for killin' him?"
"No, for being brave enough to fight him. And for surviving."
Charlie sniffled into her shoulder.
Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job.
1. Every morning. The bruises and aches that he hadn't felt thanks to adrenalin and exhaustion would come back, and he'd have to stagger out of bed with nothing resembling a full night's sleep.
2. When Dick's class was learning about jobs and Dick had to choose between talking about his dead acrobat parents or his stuffy billionaire guardian. Bruce wished his night job was something Dick could talk about.
3. When Jason died.
4. When he missed Barbara and Dinah's wedding because the fate of the universe was more important than the fate of his family.
5. When everyone Tim loved started dying. Bruce knew that if he hadn't been Batman, and Tim Robin, Tim could have lived a normal life.
Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce
1. It was more a lie of omission than anything else, but Bruce thought Tim did his homework before patrol. Actually, he always did it in class. Often on the day it was due.
2. Bruce never found out that Tim knew about the cameras in Young Justice Headquarters, or that he'd looped a few of them so that he and his team could have privacy if they wanted it. Bruce had no idea about half the things they got up to.
3. Once, Tim smashed Jason's memorial on purpose. It was right after Steph had supposedly died and Tim had thought there'd be a memorial up in no time, but it had been weeks and nothing. He'd immediately felt badly, though, and snagged one of the extra display cases and cleaned up the mess before Bruce could see anything had happened.
4. Tim never told Bruce about his experiments in cloning.
5. Once, back when Young Justice had still been going on, Kon and Bart accosted Tim in the middle of one of his patrols. Luckily, he managed to compose himself before he came back to the Batcave. He told Bruce the patrol had been boring.
Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex.
1. "It's f-freaking cold here!" Lois gasped.
"You wanted to do it over every continent!" Clark said. "Some of them are cold!"
"I Kn-know," Lois said. "C-come on."
Clark pulled her close, wrapping his cape around her. "You know, most people are content with just joining the mile high club once."
"Most people aren't married to Superman," Lois said. She smirked. "Let's do this. We still have to get Australia and Africa before we go to sleep."
Clark laughed. "You're insatiable."
"Determined," Lois corrected, wrapping her arms around his neck. "And you love it." She kissed him. "Now...warm me up."
2. "Clark, this place is covered in bird shit!" Lois said. "Why did you bring me up here again?"
"Well, it's your birthday," Clark said, adjusting his glasses. "And, I mean, you always like to, you know..."
Lois rolled her eyes. "What?"
"Um, do it. In. Um."
"Have sex in strange places?" Lois laughed. "Lose the glasses, Kent. You're much more fun when you aren't being meek and mild."
Clark smiled apologetically and took them off. "I'm not that bad," he said.
"Whatever you say, Smallville," Lois said. "So you decided that for my birthday we could have sex on top of the Daily Planet Globe? With all the bird shit?"
Clark's eyes blazed red and the bird shit burned away to nothingness. "How about now?"
"Well, sure, it'll be fun, but next time?"
"Yeah?"
"Do that coal to diamonds thing."
3. "Oh!" Lois gasped as Clark pushed into her. It was so strange, being on the ceiling. She was falling onto Clark and being pushed up against the ceiling. It felt wrong and weird in exactly the right way.
It was certainly interesting.
As Clark floated them down to the bed, Lois murmured, "I'm not sure which is better, this or midair."
"We'll have to do a comparison," Clark said.
"Later," Lois said. "Sleep now."
Clark laughed quietly and put his arms over her.
4. "Lois, this is crazy!" Clark whispered. "Batman will know! He knows everything!"
"You said he's out of town for a month, right? And you found a blind spot in security! It'll be fine!" Lois said. "We just can't move more than a few feet in any direction!"
"Bruce is one of my best friends! Also, he doesn't know you know who he is!"
"He's really not that good at keeping his identity a secret," Lois said. "And I still can't believe you didn't tell me."
"I...uh...knew you were smart enough to figure it out?"
"Uh huh. Come on, honey. Think of it as you helping your friend find holes in his security."
"Fine," Clark said. "But when Bruce confronts us about it, I thought it was a bad idea to begin with."
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"Er, Bruce?" Clark said. He knew he was blushing. He tried to will himself to be less embarrassed. "I, er, x-rayed your cave while you were away. To, you know, make sure no one had taken the giant penny or anything. And, uh, there's a blindspot in your security."
"Oh, yes," Bruce said. "I was meaning to fix it. Of course Selina always...I'll fix it at some point."
"Selina? Catwoman?"
"She noticed it," Bruce said sharply. "What about it?"
"Nothing!" Clark said. "Nothing at all! I have to go! Someone needs help!"
He flew off as fast as he could.
5. "Hey Clark," Lois whispered. "There's an emergency. Better get to a phone booth!"
Clark laughed. "What?"
"No, really, Smallville. Haven't you ever thought about it? I mean, you get naked in them all the time."
"Lois, I hardly think - "
"Come on, please?"
"Fine," Clark said, "but one of these days we'll have to actually try it in a bed for a change."
Five times Bart succeeded to slow down.
1. Molasses Man. It's impossible to run through molasses, even at superspeed. Bart figured this out pretty quickly. Kon and Tim took the goopy menace down easily, and laughed at Bart for weeks.
2. Tim was sick. He moaned that Bart was giving him a headache. Bart tiptoed around moving as slowly as he could until Tim was better.
3. "Slow down," Carol gasped, as Bart kissed her neck and ran his hands down his side. Bart didn't seem to hear her, tugging at her skirt needily.
"Bart," Carol said, pushing him away. "I know it's hard for you, but you have to take it slow."
"Oh, I'm sorry," Bart said, flushing.
Carol straightened her shirt and hugged him. "It's okay," she said. "I know you're trying."
4. Impulse had been crazy. Kid Flash could think things through.
Bart thought through every option and analyzed everything that could possibly happen. Then he asked Tim out.
5. Bart wanted to run as fast as he could. He had so many people he had to go see, now that he was back and alive.
But Tim needed to know he was there, that he wasn't going away again. He stayed almost still, letting Tim do all the moving. He was back, but Tim was still a little dead inside.
Bart wanted to heal him, but it would take time.
Five Times Cass knew Steph loved her.
1. Steph was supposed to hang out with Tim. But she called it off when Cass wanted to go patrolling with her.
2. Cass hated Father's Day. But it was more fun when Steph showed up with a giant carton of chocolate ice cream and hot fudge. Cass wasn't the only one who had a terrible father.
3. Cass found a letter in her mailbox. It had a CD in it. She played it.
"Uh, hi, Cass." It was Steph's voice. But Steph was dead. It wasn't possible. "Look, I know everyone thinks I'm dead, but it's not true. I left with Leslie Thompkins. We're in Africa. Don't tell Batman or Robin or anyone - I wasn't supposed to even tell you." There were random noises in the background. "Look, I gotta go, but Cass, I just wanted to tell you I'm okay, and I'll be back someday. Love you, bye."
Cass played the track over and over again, crying like she hadn't since she'd thought Steph was dead.
4. Before letting Tim or Bruce know she was even alive, Steph came to visit Cass. Exes and old bosses could wait. Cass was more important.
5. "I love you," Steph whispered, and her body language completely agreed.
How about five times Kon and Bart made Tim relax
1. Kon walked into Young Justice headquarters naked. Bart stole Tim's computer while Tim was busy yelling at Kon. Then they held it hostage until Tim agreed to take a break from working all the time.
Tim will deny to this day that he's still got the security footage of naked Kon.
2. Bart made tea. Kon held Tim down with his tactile telekinesis and gave him an incredible massage. Tim was asleep in minutes. Bart and Kon made sure no one disturbed him until he'd gotten a full night's sleep and then some.
3. Tim found Kon and Bart passed out after a night of playing video games. He thought about waking them, but decided against it. After watching them sleeping peacefully for a while, he pulled off his cape and used it to cover them. Then he sat in the arm chair. It wasn't long before he drifted off as well.
4. It was hard to be stressed with vibrating fingers buried deep in his ass and tactile telekinesis squeezing his dick. The four hands and two mouths that seemed to be everywhere at once helped too.
5. Tim woke up at seven with Bart and Kon curled around him. He smiled and thought briefly about staying in bed for the morning, but he had work to do. He'd wasted enough time sleeping already. He started to sit up.
Bart stirred. "Tim?" he said sleepily.
"Shh," Tim said, and he tried to finish getting up. He found, to his surprise, that he couldn't move.
He looked at Kon, behind him. Kon shook his head.
"It's Saturday," Kon whispered, pushing him down. "You're not getting up yet."
"But - "
"Shh, you'll wake Bart."
They didn't get up until after noon.
Five times Misfit made Oracle proud.
1. "Ha!" Charlie shouted, knocking Barbara's escrima sticks away from her.
Barbara smiled. "Good work, Charlie! Let's see if you can do it again."
Charlie groaned.
2. "Hey, Oracle?" Charlie said, "I, uh, I think I'm in over my head here."
"Huntress and Zinda are headed towards you," Barbara said in her communicator. "Just stay calm and stay alive, and we'll get you out of there."
Later, Barbara found Charlie curled up in her bed.
"What's wrong?" she asked.
"I failed," Charlie said. "My first real mission and I failed. You must be so disappointed."
"Not at all," Barbara said. "It's important to know your limits. I'm proud of you for knowing to ask for help."
"You're just saying that," Charlie said, not looking at her.
"Not at all," Barbara said. "Really, you did well."
Charlie sniffled a little and smiled at her.
3. "Look at my report card!" Charlie shouted, waving it around. "An A in computer programming!"
Barbara smiled. "You know, you don't have to be interested in computers just to impress me."
"I know," Charlie said. "But I wanted to."
"Well, good work," Barbara said, smiling. "Maybe someday you can take over for me, huh?"
Charlie laughed. "No way."
4. Barbara hadn't slept more than a few hours a night for the past week. The Joker was loose again, and people were dying every minute she failed to figure out where he was or where he'd strike next. She rubbed her eyes. Her coffee breaks were few and far between, but sometimes a break helped.
She rolled back into the computer room. She saw a note.
Babs - figured out the Joker's location. Gone to see if I'm right. HAVE BACK UP READY PLZ? I'm not gonna try to fight him, but still. Location on map. <3 Misfit.
Barbara cursed. How could Charlie be so stupid? Going after the Joker alone...that was reckless. Charlie would die. Another person Barbara would have failed.
But Charlie could just teleport herself away. The girl was fairly resourceful in a fight.
And now Barbara had the location of the Joker. Charlie had written out her reasoning and it was very sound.
Barbara opened a channel to all her agents. "Everyone available. We have the Joker. Sending you the coordinates. Oracle out."
5. Barbara was one of the last people to the crime scene. She found Charlie crying into Zinda's shoulder.
"Hey, girlie, it's okay," Zinda muttered.
Barbara smiled gratefully at Zinda and sat down next to Charlie.
"What happened?" she asked.
"I - I didn't mean to!" she gasped. "I tripped - and I fell right into their meeting - and the Joker grabbed me - and - and - "
"And what?" Barbara asked, putting a hand on Charlie's shoulder.
"I bounced," Charlie whispered. "And he...people can't survive being bounced. Nothing alive can."
"Charlie," Barbara said. "You killed the Joker?"
"I didn't mean to! It was self defense!"
Barbara hugged her. "No one would ever suggest otherwise," she said. "Killing is wrong, we both know that, and I know it won't really help, but you should know that I'm proud of you."
"F - for killin' him?"
"No, for being brave enough to fight him. And for surviving."
Charlie sniffled into her shoulder.
Five times Bruce wished he had a normal job.
1. Every morning. The bruises and aches that he hadn't felt thanks to adrenalin and exhaustion would come back, and he'd have to stagger out of bed with nothing resembling a full night's sleep.
2. When Dick's class was learning about jobs and Dick had to choose between talking about his dead acrobat parents or his stuffy billionaire guardian. Bruce wished his night job was something Dick could talk about.
3. When Jason died.
4. When he missed Barbara and Dinah's wedding because the fate of the universe was more important than the fate of his family.
5. When everyone Tim loved started dying. Bruce knew that if he hadn't been Batman, and Tim Robin, Tim could have lived a normal life.
Five times Tim successfully deceived Bruce
1. It was more a lie of omission than anything else, but Bruce thought Tim did his homework before patrol. Actually, he always did it in class. Often on the day it was due.
2. Bruce never found out that Tim knew about the cameras in Young Justice Headquarters, or that he'd looped a few of them so that he and his team could have privacy if they wanted it. Bruce had no idea about half the things they got up to.
3. Once, Tim smashed Jason's memorial on purpose. It was right after Steph had supposedly died and Tim had thought there'd be a memorial up in no time, but it had been weeks and nothing. He'd immediately felt badly, though, and snagged one of the extra display cases and cleaned up the mess before Bruce could see anything had happened.
4. Tim never told Bruce about his experiments in cloning.
5. Once, back when Young Justice had still been going on, Kon and Bart accosted Tim in the middle of one of his patrols. Luckily, he managed to compose himself before he came back to the Batcave. He told Bruce the patrol had been boring.
Five Strange Places Lois and Clark Secretly Had Sex.
1. "It's f-freaking cold here!" Lois gasped.
"You wanted to do it over every continent!" Clark said. "Some of them are cold!"
"I Kn-know," Lois said. "C-come on."
Clark pulled her close, wrapping his cape around her. "You know, most people are content with just joining the mile high club once."
"Most people aren't married to Superman," Lois said. She smirked. "Let's do this. We still have to get Australia and Africa before we go to sleep."
Clark laughed. "You're insatiable."
"Determined," Lois corrected, wrapping her arms around his neck. "And you love it." She kissed him. "Now...warm me up."
2. "Clark, this place is covered in bird shit!" Lois said. "Why did you bring me up here again?"
"Well, it's your birthday," Clark said, adjusting his glasses. "And, I mean, you always like to, you know..."
Lois rolled her eyes. "What?"
"Um, do it. In. Um."
"Have sex in strange places?" Lois laughed. "Lose the glasses, Kent. You're much more fun when you aren't being meek and mild."
Clark smiled apologetically and took them off. "I'm not that bad," he said.
"Whatever you say, Smallville," Lois said. "So you decided that for my birthday we could have sex on top of the Daily Planet Globe? With all the bird shit?"
Clark's eyes blazed red and the bird shit burned away to nothingness. "How about now?"
"Well, sure, it'll be fun, but next time?"
"Yeah?"
"Do that coal to diamonds thing."
3. "Oh!" Lois gasped as Clark pushed into her. It was so strange, being on the ceiling. She was falling onto Clark and being pushed up against the ceiling. It felt wrong and weird in exactly the right way.
It was certainly interesting.
As Clark floated them down to the bed, Lois murmured, "I'm not sure which is better, this or midair."
"We'll have to do a comparison," Clark said.
"Later," Lois said. "Sleep now."
Clark laughed quietly and put his arms over her.
4. "Lois, this is crazy!" Clark whispered. "Batman will know! He knows everything!"
"You said he's out of town for a month, right? And you found a blind spot in security! It'll be fine!" Lois said. "We just can't move more than a few feet in any direction!"
"Bruce is one of my best friends! Also, he doesn't know you know who he is!"
"He's really not that good at keeping his identity a secret," Lois said. "And I still can't believe you didn't tell me."
"I...uh...knew you were smart enough to figure it out?"
"Uh huh. Come on, honey. Think of it as you helping your friend find holes in his security."
"Fine," Clark said. "But when Bruce confronts us about it, I thought it was a bad idea to begin with."
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"Er, Bruce?" Clark said. He knew he was blushing. He tried to will himself to be less embarrassed. "I, er, x-rayed your cave while you were away. To, you know, make sure no one had taken the giant penny or anything. And, uh, there's a blindspot in your security."
"Oh, yes," Bruce said. "I was meaning to fix it. Of course Selina always...I'll fix it at some point."
"Selina? Catwoman?"
"She noticed it," Bruce said sharply. "What about it?"
"Nothing!" Clark said. "Nothing at all! I have to go! Someone needs help!"
He flew off as fast as he could.
5. "Hey Clark," Lois whispered. "There's an emergency. Better get to a phone booth!"
Clark laughed. "What?"
"No, really, Smallville. Haven't you ever thought about it? I mean, you get naked in them all the time."
"Lois, I hardly think - "
"Come on, please?"
"Fine," Clark said, "but one of these days we'll have to actually try it in a bed for a change."
