Outfit for seeing Skáld tonight :-)

good lord this thing is useless

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

Fairytale flight

Good morning. here is my current favorite reddit thread

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

I love you

Happy 4th of July

Arrest everyone involved.

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

Walgreens texts you your prescription is ready and then immediately calls you like PICK UP YOUR DAMN PRESCRIPTION NEOW OR THE PHARMACY TECHNICIAN GETS IT

I meant "gets it" as in they will kill him but I like your idea of Drugs Georg better

There are fake dragonflies they sell to scare away horseflies and there's a great image that goes with them

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

Art by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool