BERJAYA

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS CONVO

We didn't really change our screen names in the original, but it's more fun this way XD

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[2010/11/30 下午 02:03:45] Sherlock Holmes: PEW PEW PEW

[2010/11/30 下午 03:09:08] John Watson: NOW WE NEED A NEW FRIDGE

[2010/11/30 下午 03:09:54] Sherlock Holmes: -___-

[2010/11/30 下午 03:10:29] John Watson: don't "-___-" me, I'm paying rent too!

[2010/11/30 下午 03:10:38] Sherlock Holmes: BORED

[2010/11/30 下午 03:11:05] John Watson: I'm sure Mycroft has a case for you

[2010/11/30 下午 03:11:19] Sherlock Holmes: Dull.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:11:53] John Watson: ..why do you not go outside and do things like normal people?
[2010/11/30 下午 03:12:04] John Watson: John Watson pokes head

[2010/11/30 下午 03:12:17] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes is poked. -_-
[2010/11/30 下午 03:12:23] Sherlock Holmes: Because that's boring!

[2010/11/30 下午 03:12:42] John Watson: John Watson crosses arms

[2010/11/30 下午 03:12:58] Sherlock Holmes: >_>

[2010/11/30 下午 03:14:36] John Watson: John Watson ..sits next to you with stack of papers to read

[2010/11/30 下午 03:15:03] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes is vaguely interested in knowing what you're reading.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:15:53] John Watson: acupuncture and back pain

[2010/11/30 下午 03:16:15] Sherlock Holmes: Interesting.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:16:39] John Watson: trying to figure out the best treatment for an obeise, middle-aged man with back pain.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:17:03] John Watson: [....this is actually doctor-y stuff what a coincidence]

[2010/11/30 下午 03:18:55] Sherlock Holmes: [and I am doing nothing remotely Sherlock-y. I am reading fanfiction and not doing my homework.]
[2010/11/30 下午 03:19:14] Sherlock Holmes: Well, that sounded more interesting before.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:20:36] John Watson: well. try not to get middle aged and obeise
[2010/11/30 下午 03:21:01] John Watson: bloody hell, I can't imagine having to deal with /you/ getting back pains

[2010/11/30 下午 03:23:09] Sherlock Holmes: You won't have to, seeing as my family history shows no indication of chronic back problems and the way you always tut at how little I eat would lead one to believe I will never be overweight.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:42:48] John Watson: you just... nevermind
[2010/11/30 下午 03:42:56] John Watson: John Watson looks back at papers

[2010/11/30 下午 03:43:15] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes silently celebrates victory.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:43:24] Sherlock Holmes: We need milk.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:43:37] John Watson: John Watson SIGHS.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:44:08] John Watson: Mrs. Hudson has milk to borrow, if you have the craving right now

[2010/11/30 下午 03:44:59] Sherlock Holmes: She hates me just traipsing through her apartment, thinks I might deduce where she's hidden my skull yet again. You should get it and make tea.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:05] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes takes the paper in your hand.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:18] John Watson: what-..
[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:25] John Watson: I'm /working/!

[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:38] Sherlock Holmes: No, you're whining.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:47] Sherlock Holmes: And about to go make tea.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:45:58] John Watson: John Watson is sitting here. giving you that look.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:46:27] Sherlock Holmes: No need to be like that. You always make tea before you can concentrate on your work anyway.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:46:41] John Watson: John Watson .....sighs, gets up, and walks over the damn bloody kitchen

[2010/11/30 下午 03:46:54] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes celebrates victory.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:47:56] John Watson: John Watson is going to put lots and lots of sugar in your tea to get back at you... even though the amount of sugar you prefer is not exactly known information...

[2010/11/30 下午 03:48:34] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes does not like sugar, just milk. And you should know that if you do that, I'll just take your mug.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:49:00] John Watson: John Watson sets tea mugs on the kitchen counter and goes downstairs to Mrs. Hudson.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:49:33] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes is absorbed in the papers. They're only a little dull.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:50:39] John Watson: John Watson comes back up stairs, adds a bit of milk to the tea, and bings the mugs over

[2010/11/30 下午 03:50:52] Sherlock Holmes: Thank you.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:51:16] Sherlock Holmes: Your papers are dull, like everything else.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:51:22] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes tosses the papers aside.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:51:28] John Watson: .....
[2010/11/30 下午 03:51:48] John Watson: John Watson picks them up and /hopefully/ gets to resume work

[2010/11/30 下午 03:52:35] Sherlock Holmes: Did you ever get more ammo for your gun, by any chance?

[2010/11/30 下午 03:52:38] John Watson: John Watson takes a sideways glance at you

[2010/11/30 下午 03:52:42] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes sips at the tea.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:52:57] John Watson: we've been through this.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:53:04] John Watson: my gun isn't a toy
[2010/11/30 下午 03:53:16] John Watson: besides, I /locked/ the drawer,
[2010/11/30 下午 03:53:22] John Watson: how did you get to it?

[2010/11/30 下午 03:54:00] Sherlock Holmes: Far from being a toy, I quite agree. You know I don't like sugar. And it was ridiculously simple, it would be remarkably dull if I told you.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:54:11] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes takes your mug, sips at it and puts it back down.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:54:56] John Watson: I- ... are you doing /anything/ now?

[2010/11/30 下午 03:55:16] Sherlock Holmes: No, there is nothing /to/ do! Everything is so dull!

[2010/11/30 下午 03:55:17] John Watson: John Watson takes tea mug protectively. mine.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:55:36] Sherlock Holmes: And Lestrade says I'm the childish one.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:56:18] John Watson: John Watson sitting here. sipping my tea. giving you that look.
[2010/11/30 下午 03:56:30] John Watson: I need to work

[2010/11/30 下午 03:57:00] Sherlock Holmes: And I need to not be bored anymore! Stop being so dull and ordinary.

[2010/11/30 下午 03:57:00] John Watson: John Watson takes a pen to the papers
[2010/11/30 下午 03:58:50] John Watson: ...why don't you go amuse yourself on the internet? I'm sure there's some amount of riddles waiting for you to solve somewhere...
[2010/11/30 下午 03:59:00] John Watson: //muttering distractedly at you

[2010/11/30 下午 04:00:29] Sherlock Holmes: Only things like, "Oh no, my cat's gone missing, can you find him?" My intellect would be insulted - /your/ intellect would be insulted - by such things.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:01:51] John Watson: oh christ, must it be eyeballs in the microwave to amuse you?
[2010/11/30 下午 04:02:07] John Watson: ...speaking of which, they're still in there

[2010/11/30 下午 04:03:23] Sherlock Holmes: Because the experiment is still on! If you so desperately need the microwave, borrow Mrs. Hudson's. Donovan already set them back a week by taking them out.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:04:22] John Watson: the microwave's not even on!

[2010/11/30 下午 04:04:55] Sherlock Holmes: It doesn't have to be! I don't expect you to understand, even if you are a doctor, but it's a highly regulated experiment.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:05:20] Sherlock Holmes: Besides, having microwaves eyeballs before, I can assure you that you would be far more displeased if it was on.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:05:44] John Watson: John Watson turns around to look at you
[2010/11/30 下午 04:06:05] John Watson: what kind of murder involves /microwaved eyeballs/?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:07:04] Sherlock Holmes: It wasn't a murder, it was for future knowledge.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:08:23] John Watson: for /what/?
[2010/11/30 下午 04:08:37] John Watson: it's not going to do anything but decompose in there!

[2010/11/30 下午 04:09:15] Sherlock Holmes: And maybe I am timing how long it takes eyeballs to decompose in a microwave! I really don't see how that experiment has anything to do with anything.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:09:45] John Watson: John Watson facepalms
[2010/11/30 下午 04:10:03] John Watson: John Watson should have known better than to reason with you
[2010/11/30 下午 04:10:11] John Watson: John Watson sips tea

[2010/11/30 下午 04:10:19] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes doesn't know why you didn't know better.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:10:40] Sherlock Holmes: You really should make me another cup, since you were so childish about making it incorrectly deliberately.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:11:07] John Watson: fine, fine.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:11:26] John Watson: John Watson takes both mugs to make a new batch

[2010/11/30 下午 04:12:44] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes is pleased. Takes the pen and hides it in one of those useless bouquets Mrs. Hudson insisted on giving them to put on the coffee table. Honestly, it just gets in the way, but it is useful for hiding things, I suppose.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:12:49] John Watson: John Watson returns and hands you your /unsweetened/ tea with a bit of milk

[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:00] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes sips at it.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:03] Sherlock Holmes: Much better.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:17] John Watson: John Watson sits down
[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:32] John Watson: John Watson gropes around for pen
[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:46] John Watson: ...where's my pen?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:13:55] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes shrugs.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:14:00] Sherlock Holmes: You should be more careful with your things.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:14:02] John Watson: ....
[2010/11/30 下午 04:14:16] John Watson: John Watson looks around on the floor

[2010/11/30 下午 04:14:26] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes drinks, watches you.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:14:45] John Watson: it was /right there/!

[2010/11/30 下午 04:15:27] Sherlock Holmes: Well, it seems that it is no longer there.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:15:38] John Watson: you saw it, I put it here when I left for the--
[2010/11/30 下午 04:15:51] John Watson: John Watson looks at you

[2010/11/30 下午 04:16:02] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes drinks.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:16:03] John Watson: Sherlock.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:16:08] Sherlock Holmes: John.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:16:15] John Watson: where's my pen?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:16:31] Sherlock Holmes: You really shouldn't sound so accusatory.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:17:13] John Watson: John Watson small sigh
[2010/11/30 下午 04:17:26] John Watson: I'm not /that/ stupid, you know?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:17:35] Sherlock Holmes: Oh?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:17:55] John Watson: you were here the whole time!
[2010/11/30 下午 04:18:00] John Watson: you haven't even moved!
[2010/11/30 下午 04:18:16] John Watson: who else is in our flat besides us?

[2010/11/30 下午 04:18:25] Sherlock Holmes: How do you know? Maybe I left to get something while you were making tea. Or perhaps I used the loo.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:18:41] Sherlock Holmes: Or maybe in your thoughtlessness, you brought the pen with you and left it in the kitchen.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:18:55] John Watson: /where's my pen?/

[2010/11/30 下午 04:19:11] Sherlock Holmes: I really don't know, John.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:19:56] John Watson: //okay that /might/ have sounded honest.
[2010/11/30 下午 04:20:13] John Watson: John Watson will just go back to his study and get a new one then

[2010/11/30 下午 04:20:44] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes does not want you to keep doing work, he wants you to keep him from being bored! Or at least get more ammo...
[2010/11/30 下午 04:21:09] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes is, however, amused at how easily you are convinced.

[2010/11/30 下午 04:21:14] John Watson: John Watson is not going to let you shoot anymore holes in the wall!
[2010/11/30 下午 04:21:25] John Watson: John Watson returns with a new pen

[2010/11/30 下午 04:21:34] Sherlock Holmes: Sherlock Holmes does not look amused.