JadeBread64's Goofy Hyperfixation Zone™

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:35:02 -0400

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:34:39 -0400

kitsuneofthemist:
sashaforthewin:
silly-jellyghoty:
wafflebloggies:
sarostheghostcat:
ariaste:
hello-delicious-tea:
emi–rose:
watermelon-converse:
alagaisia:
alagaisia:
alagaisia:
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that’s an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

santijpg:santijpg:americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries...

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:31:56 -0400

santijpg:

santijpg:
americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

skrillex’s “bangarang” used to play

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:31:45 -0400

bardjulus:

lokaror:
orcboxer:
lokaror:
skrillex’s “bangarang” used to play
what now?
Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas “cant believe it”
guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

Rowan, all tucked in

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:31:29 -0400

Oh wow - what a gorgeous picture and what a gorgeous cat!

my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:31:17 -0400

thequeeninyellowlace:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
my family has had some pretty interesting encounters with psychics/mediums that seem genuine in the past, but nothing will ever be funnier to me than the last guy my mom talked to who was so definitely bullshitting, because she said “I was hoping to hear from my husband” and the guy went “he said….it’s okay to Move On” and like. every single person my mom has recounted this too has been like “He Would Not Fucking Say That”. as if this was an ooc fanfic about my father. it’s just so fucking funny. fake psychic dude take your shitty headcanons about my ghost dad and LEAVE!!!
like, my parents were legitimately insane about each other. I cannot stress how much he wouldn’t say that. I have to assume his ghost was standing right next to this fake psychic yelling “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!” when he told my mom to move on lmfao
actually. funnier to imagine he was a Real Psychic who was just trying to put a move on my mom and didn’t think the ghost would do anything about it and now is now dealing with a violently angry haunting for the rest of his days lmfao
this psychic for the rest of his life all because he tried to hit on some dead guy’s wife in an elevator
Ghost Dad: WE LITERALLY CHANGED OUR VOWS BECAUSE WE DIDN’T LIKE “TILL DEATH DO US PART”
Psychic: he says you need a real man. a tangible one. a man visible to the average eye.
Psychic: I also choose this guy’s still-alive wife.

Sometimes my friend just types “smiles” and it freaked me out the first few times because this is…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 22:29:45 -0400

ultimateclowner:

Sometimes my friend just types “smiles” and it freaked me out the first few times because this is what I imagined.
Here’s a little gift for anyone that comes across it :3

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:25:57 -0400

werewiire:

lakewinnipeg:
welcome back victorian era cross-writing!

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:25:41 -0400

adonischildsupportcase:

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:25:30 -0400

libraryfag:

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

iambaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an...

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:25:26 -0400

iambaronalberto:

if anyone draws me anything ever

im going to stare at it

im going to grin like an idiot

i dont care if you think its bad or not

i love it

i love you

Isn’t she lovely? ✨️

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:24:31 -0400

veloxfox:

Isn’t she lovely? ✨️
I think Jax would look good in anything 💕

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:23:30 -0400

intel-i3:

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:51:02 -0400

shiveringsoldier:

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

more ribbitrabbit… dw i’ll draw the requests n more ships i just had a very slight obsession with…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:50:51 -0400

kyana313:

more ribbitrabbit… dw i’ll draw the requests n more ships i just had a very slight obsession with these two and this piece is relatively older :3

it makes me sad that the art of media criticism has been so thoroughly hijacked by people desperate…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:42:13 -0400

tigsbitties:

it makes me sad that the art of media criticism has been so thoroughly hijacked by people desperate to have a new lolcow that you have to put a million disclaimers about how you don’t want the creator to kill themselves when you critique their work

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:41:57 -0400

punkjabi:

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:39:51 -0400

coughloop:

mycoins:
coughloop:
My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?
i will come kill him with my demon blade
Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

the “I’ll teach you everything” meme redraw from twt ehehe

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:38:57 -0400

ikimaru:

the “I’ll teach you everything” meme redraw from twt ehehe
(ok maybe she won’t teach her anything but she tried)

me before i get my paycheck: i’m so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 20:38:24 -0400

t00thpasteface:

me before i get my paycheck: i’m so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i’ve always wanted to learn the theremin