urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes All the rage! Michael Jackson Jokes 2005-06-04T02:53:12Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:12064 Mike 2005-06-04T02:53:12Z 2005-06-04T02:53:12Z Q. What did the women on the beach say to Michael Jackson?<br /><br />A. Get out of my sun! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:11809 aj 2005-04-21T21:57:24Z 2005-04-21T21:57:24Z BLUE MONDAY HELLO PEOPLLEZZ K.<br /><img src="https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/NinjaPirate/LOLZFUNNY/a47da4f4.jpg" fetchpriority="high"><br /><br /><img src="https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/NinjaPirate/LOLZFUNNY/975ac61b.jpg" loading="lazy"><br />IDOLIZES OJ.<br /><img src="https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/NinjaPirate/LOLZFUNNY/9cfceb2b.jpg" loading="lazy"><br />HE'S MOVED ONTO LITTLE GIRLS NOW!<br /><a name='cutid1-end'></a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:11563 Lord Nikki-mort, Queen of the LJ Minions 2005-04-09T07:09:52Z 2005-04-09T07:09:52Z from the jefferson's episode of south park<br /><br /><center><img src="https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/syanorra/Image1.jpg" border="0" fetchpriority="high"><br>Ignorance is Ignorant.<br>made by <span class="ljuser i-ljuser i-ljuser-type-P " data-ljuser="syanorra" lj:user="syanorra" ><a href="https://syanorra.livejournal.com/profile/" target="_self" class="i-ljuser-profile" ><img class="i-ljuser-userhead" src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/userinfo_v8.png?v=17080&v=926" /></a><a href="https://syanorra.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username" target="_self" ><b>syanorra</b></a></span>&lt;/a&gt;</center> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:11375 georgia peach 2005-03-27T02:01:17Z 2005-03-27T02:01:17Z <span class="ljuser i-ljuser i-ljuser-deleted i-ljuser-type-C " data-ljuser="mj_trial" lj:user="mj_trial" ><a href="https://mj-trial.livejournal.com/profile/" target="_self" class="i-ljuser-profile" ><img class="i-ljuser-userhead" src="https://l-stat.livejournal.net/img/community.png?v=556&v=926" /></a><a href="https://mj-trial.livejournal.com/" class="i-ljuser-username" target="_self" ><b>mj_trial</b></a></span> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:10877 trivking_64 2005-02-07T09:26:00Z 2005-02-07T09:26:00Z Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?<br />A: When the big hand touches the small hand<br /><br />Q: Where does Michael Jackson go on vacation?<br />A: DuBois (do boys) --- DuBois is a small town in Pennsylvania,near Pittsburgh<br /> or<br /> Boys' Town,USA<br /> <br />Q: What's the name of Michael Jackson's and Lionel Richie's new song?<br />A: Beat It (All Night Long)<br /><br />And one more thing...<br /><br />Michael loves the little children,<br />All the children of the world,<br />Red and yellow,black and white ---- long as their ass is nice and tight<br />Michael loves the little children of the world urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:10736 The Internet. First name - The :-P 2004-11-26T01:03:10Z 2004-11-26T01:03:10Z Robin Williams On Micheal Jackson<br /><br /><blockquote> Honey, you gotta pick a race first. All of a sudden you're a black man, then you're Diana Ross, now you're Audrey Hepburn. Then he's got the little beard going on. He's like Lord Of The Rings, the entire cast. Michael's about to jump species. </blockquote><br /><br /><br />It having me in fits! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:10449 2004-09-02T11:14:46Z 2004-09-18T11:01:02Z Would you like to own this community?<br /><br />Comment plz.<br /><br />EDIT<br /><br />New Maintainers are!<br />imgoingblind666<br />&<br />mikey_jackson<br /><br />Have fun... cya! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:10006 mikey_jackson 2004-04-29T05:28:36Z 2004-04-29T05:28:36Z Hi! I'm Michael Jackson... *Jhemona* We are looking for people like you to join our community! We want the sick the disgusting the perverted and the demented. *Dechabechawa* Our only rule is that you make up an alter ego of yourself, you can be anything you want! *got your nose*<br /><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/alter_ego_x" target="_blank"> alter_ego_x </a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:9788 mikey_jackson 2004-04-27T22:48:25Z 2004-04-27T22:48:25Z You guys shouldn't make fun of me.. that's just ignorant urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:9691 The Internet. First name - The :-P 2004-04-09T07:58:06Z 2004-04-09T07:58:06Z <img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/caf3036235a22dec0c43979ed99050ba93e04824cca110a875b92574607ea7f7/P2WlxyVijxKvgWhr8s1QWUMdsf-ah7h01kCWQqBdisTR5hXEkNO2HEMlC0JlDQNyuU8alTDfZAZWUlhcxFcx_kUEhEjFLf-I6BRXrRcjNw:YsmgRzyUvk-v3uxEHPGbiA" fetchpriority="high"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:9373 143 2004-03-08T07:21:48Z 2004-03-08T07:21:48Z <img src="https://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/warpedpink/funny%20shit/jjj.jpg" fetchpriority="high"><br />Janet Jackson realllyyy looks like a monkey in this picture. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:9211 2004-02-17T15:23:11Z 2004-02-17T15:23:11Z HHAHHA <a target='_blank' href='http://kristenadams.com/images/mjdolphin1.jpg' rel='nofollow'>http://kristenadams.com/images/mjdolphin1.jpg</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:8943 143 2004-02-13T11:28:47Z 2004-02-13T11:28:47Z <img src="https://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/warpedpink/Itsstarted.jpg" fetchpriority="high"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:8686 Dantehman 2004-02-11T23:57:04Z 2004-02-11T23:57:04Z Unreleased Pic!<br /><br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.candy-ninja.com/teeya/jackson.jpg' rel='nofollow'>http://www.candy-ninja.com/teeya/jackson.jpg</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:8418 2004-02-10T19:49:35Z 2004-02-10T19:49:35Z "Michael jackson staring in 'Honey I touched the Kids!'" Mad TV<br /><br />Jacko song<br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.lv6.com/madtv-chingy.php' rel='nofollow'>http://www.lv6.com/madtv-chingy.php</a><br /><br />Poll: What WIll Jacko Do When He Snaps?<br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-13575.html' rel='nofollow'>http://www.bestandworst.com/pages/vote/vote-13575.html</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:8164 2004-02-04T06:03:28Z 2004-02-04T06:03:28Z <a target='_blank' href='http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html' rel='nofollow'>http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:7841 General Bacardi 2004-02-03T22:26:33Z 2004-02-03T22:26:33Z big audio dynamite - e=mc2 <p>don't forget to pick up your <a href="http://search.stores.ebay.com/search/search.dll?query=michael+jackson&amp;srchdesc=y&amp;socolumnlayout=4&amp;sofp=0&amp;sostorename=palleyd.com&amp;socolorid=4&amp;from=R10&amp;saseller=1489&amp;submit=Search" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">wacko jacko t-shirts</a>! i just got mine in the mail today.</p> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:7453 Dantehman 2004-02-03T05:25:17Z 2004-02-03T05:25:17Z Weird Al Beat it Aha who seen the Janet Jacko incident? Do you think it was staged to happen? Maybe she wants more attention than her brother!<br /><br /><br />Now, the jokes...<br /><br />Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...<br />Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?<br />Michael: Yeah, ok, can we get Aladin?<br />Janet: No, just a pizza and video.<br /><br />Others<br /><br /><br />Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?<br />A: He's a crack shooter.<br /><br />We have just recieved news that police have reaided MJ's Neverland Ranch. They have found Class A drugs in the kitchen, Class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in the bedroom!<br /><br /><br />Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and<br />started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" <br />Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?" <br />The captain replied, "Screw the children!" <br />Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?" urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:7250 2004-02-02T21:23:36Z 2004-02-02T21:23:36Z <a target='_blank' href='http://www.samneric.com/janet_the_truth.jpg' rel='nofollow'>http://www.samneric.com/janet_the_truth.jpg</a><br />the other Jacko! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:7122 2004-01-31T22:04:10Z 2004-01-31T22:04:10Z Anyone have the joke about Jacko putting alcohol in juice and giving it to kids? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:6813 2004-01-26T23:11:06Z 2004-01-26T23:11:06Z <a target='_blank' href='http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/MichaelJacksonpart2/main.asp' rel='nofollow'>http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/MichaelJacksonpart2/main.asp</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:6568 2004-01-26T14:55:21Z 2004-01-26T14:55:21Z For now on if you're just posting in this community to harass members, you will be banned. NO TROLLS. Simple as that, read the rules, *no harassing members*. This community is for people who want to share jokes. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:6318 The Internet. First name - The :-P 2004-01-25T03:25:03Z 2004-01-25T03:25:03Z Micheal Jackson is innocent!<br /><br />(it's the most classic joke of them all) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:5970 Dantehman 2004-01-24T00:30:18Z 2004-01-24T00:30:18Z Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?<br />It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me"!!!<br /><br />What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?<br />Michael Jackson's makeup!!!<br /><br />What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut?<br />One walks on the moon... and the other touches little boys! <br /><br />What is the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?<br />Acne normally doesn't come on a kids face until he is 13. <br /><br />How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party? <br />There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house.<br />-<br /><br />What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common? <br />They both ride three year olds. <br /><br />What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?<br />Michael Jackson's makeup. <br /><br />What did the Pope say when he met Michael Jackson?<br />Wanna be a priest?<br /><br />What's the difference between a plactic dry cleaners bag and Michael Jackson?<br /><br />One is plastic, and dangerous to children, and the other is a dry cleaning bag.<br /><br />Little boy-"Mom, is God black or white?"<br />Mom-"Both, sweetie"<br />LB-"Is God a man or a woman?"<br />M-"Both, sweetie"<br />LB-"Is God *** or straight?"<br />M-"Both, sweeite"<br />Lb-"Is God Michael Jackson?"<br /><br />What is Michael Jackson's favorite college?<br />Brigham Young<br /><br /><br />Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? <br />He thought it was a delivery service.<br /><br />Michael Jackson was in a boat crash and fell overboard, where was he found?<br />Bobbing on a buoy.<br /><br />What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and Santa?<br />Both empty their sacks in little kids bedrooms.<br /><br />What does Michael like best about sleeping with 28 year olds?<br />There's 20 of them!<br /><br />What's brown and found in a baby's diaper?<br />Michael Jackson's hand!<br /><br />what did michael jackson sing to dolly parton?<br />"you are not alone, i am plastic too"<br />-------------------------------------<br />A woman gives birth to Michael Jackson's son. After a few minutes the child is given back to the mother, Michael is looking worried so the doctor asks him if hes ok. He replies "How long until we can have sex, doc?" The doctor replies, "Oh Michael atleast wait unitl he can walk" <br /> <br /><br />Joke Crazy - The Michael Jackson Reality TV Show<br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.jokecrazy.com/article872.html' rel='nofollow'>http://www.jokecrazy.com/article872.html</a><br /><br />Jacko is on the loose<br /><a target='_blank' href='http://www.jokesgonewild.com/product_info.php/products_id/142' rel='nofollow'>http://www.jokesgonewild.com/product_info.php/products_id/142</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:jackojokes:5682 The Internet. First name - The :-P 2004-01-23T23:36:04Z 2004-01-23T23:36:04Z <img src="https://imgprx.livejournal.net/ac907446ff8154b1b1b008940b957ac3698afccbdb93a260280864b45fc9a658/P2WlxyVijxKvgWhr8s1QWUMdsf-ah7h03UGMQqBAwdPc_lfXms-xDUQyTxAuTxol5AwE0jfOZEFY:WXa_GT2bY3Vz6qBm2pGOhw" fetchpriority="high">