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HOW DO I FIND MYSELF GOING BACK INTO THE SAME MALL WITH THE SAME MONSTER, DO I WANT TO BE THE BAIT EVERY TIME?!? Youtube Link : 

I MUST DESTROY ALL OF THIS RANDOM CITY THAT I GOT PUT INTO FOR SOME REASON I DON'T KNOW BUT LET'S BLOW STUFF UP!! Youtube Link - 

I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW I GOT HERE AND I'M READY TO SHOCK THESE STRANGERS TO KINGDOM COME!! Youtube Link -

I'M SURE THAT IF GIVEN ANOTHER CHANCE I CAN PROVE WHAT AN AMAZING EMPLOYEE I CAN BE!! Youtube Link - 

I SWEAR THAT I'M NOT THAT GOOD TASTING, I GET LIKE NO SLEEP THAT MUST MEAN THAT MY SKIN IS TOO CHEWY RIGHT?! WHO LIKES CHEWY FOOD?!? Youtube Link -

HOW DO I FIND MYSELF GOING BACK INTO THE SAME MALL WITH THE SAME MONSTER, DO I WANT TO BE THE BAIT EVERY TIME?!? Youtube Link -

I KNOW THAT MY GOOD ALIEN FRIEND WITH THE FUTURISTIC ARMOR AND BREATHING TUBES WITH THE SHOTGUN BEHIND ME WOULD ACTUALLY SHOOT ME WITH SAID SHOTGUN...RIGHT!?!? Youtube Link -

WHO KNEW THAT A PIGGY WOULD BE SO DELICIOUS WHEN DUMPED INTO A TOILET, SPRAYED WITH A FLAMMABLE GAS AND THEN ELECTROCUTED!? Youtube Link -

NONE OF ITS REAL, IT'S ALL AN ILLUSION AND MY HAMMER WILL SHATTER ALL OF MY TOTALLY FAKE HOME THAT I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED PAYING THE MORTGAGE FOR YET!! Youtube Link -

IF I SEE THE SMALLEST DROP OF BLOOD OR THE SLIGHTEST WHIFF OF SPRAY PAINT I SHALL BURN THIS BUILDING DOWN!! Youtube Link -

YAAA TAKE HIS ARM AND RIP IT OFFFF, THEN TAKE YOUR ARM AND RIP IT OFFFFF, AND THAT DEMON SHARK HAS A STRONG LOOKING SHARK LEG, RIP. IT. OFFFFFF!!! Youtube Link -

I'M NOT SURE WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO MY DOG BUT INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS I SHALL RUN SINCE MY LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT!! ( Last Game in this video! ) Youtube Link -

I'M NOT SURE WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO MY DOG BUT INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS I SHALL RUN SINCE MY LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT!! Youtube Link -

I'M NOT SURE WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO MY DOG BUT INSTEAD OF ASKING QUESTIONS I SHALL RUN SINCE MY LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT!! Youtube Link -

ALL OF MY BIG MUSCLES ARE FOR NOTHING IF MY LEGS SHATTER UNDER THE WEIGHT FROM A 2 INCH JUMP, BUT I HEAR THE HEAVENS SO I MUST CONTINUE!! Youtube Link - 

I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN THIS MAD AT MY "FRIENDS" FOR ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS WHILE I'M...i don't know...TRYING TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!! Youtube Link -

WHO WOULD THINK THAT ONE WOULD HAVE SO MANY MINDS TO LOSE IN  A SERIES OF UNDER 20 MINS, A RECORD FOR SURE!! Youtube Link -

SOOO THERE'S A CHANCE THAT DRINKING A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT CONCOCTIONS IN A MIX OF OTHER CONCOCTIONS IS...A BAD IDEA?!? Youtube Link -

This game was amazing!! I've only played the first ep but it was great, here's the gameplay down below!!

I WANT IT TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THESE ARE DEFINITELY NOT MY HALLUCINATIONS, THERE IS WITHOUT A DOUBT AN OWL MONSTER AT MY WINDOW!! Youtube Link -

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE HORRORS THAT I HAVE BEEN PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH, AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!! Youtube Link -

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE HORRORS THAT I HAVE BEEN PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH, AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!! Youtube Link -

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE HORRORS THAT I HAVE BEEN PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH, AND IT'S ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE!! Youtube Link -

NO I DON'T MISS YOU ARE YOU INSANE?! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICKO AND STOP ALL OF THE DAMN BREATHING IN MY EAR CANALS!! Youtube Link -

I'M SURE WHO THIS "COBB" IS OR HOW THIS "COBB" CAME TO THE CONCLUSION OF WANTING ME DEAD BUT IM SURE THERE'S SOME NONSENSE RULE FOR IT!! Youtube Link - 

I'M NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW I GOT HERE BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT I MIGHT BE GOING CRAZY BUT THAT'S NORMAL?! Youtube Link -

I'VE NEVER SEEN SCARIER ANIMALS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND SOMEHOW THEY'RE ALL OF MY FRIENDS?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! Youtube Link -

I CAN'T AFTER SO LONG I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY ONE AND TRUE LOVE, OH WAIT MY OTHER TRUE LOVE OVER THERE...MY GOD THERE ARE MY TRUE LOVES EVERYWHERE!! Youtube Link -

I DON'T CARE HOW CHEAP IT IS TO LIVE IN THIS PLACE, TIS THE APARTMENT WITH EVOLVED PARASITES?! Youtube Link -

SOMEONE HAS TO STOP HIM HE'S KILLING MY BEST FRIEND WHO I'VE KNOWN FOR A TOTAL OF 30 SECONDS!! Youtube Link -

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET SOME SHUT-EYE, AND I CAN'T GO TWO SECONDS WITH AN AXE WEILDING MANIAC TRIES TO SPLIT MY FACE IN TWO!! Youtube Link -

LOOK, I CAME OUT OF MY SLUMBER BEAUTY SLEEP JUST FOR YOU TO DECIDE IM RIPE FOR THE MURDERING?! Youtube Link -

I THINK THAT I'M A PRETTY LIKEABLE GUY, SO WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY A FOREST TREE HAS A GUN TO MY GLASSES RIGHT NOW?! Youtube Link -

IF YOU THINK THAT I COULD EVER COME UP WITH A GOOD STABBY ACTION BY MY OWN BRAIN POWER THEN YOU'RE THE FOOL!! Youtube Link -

WELL WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS WHOLE ENDEAVOR, HEY VARAZO, WHY AM I IN YOUR DESCRIPTION I MUST GET BACK TO THE GAME AT NOT MORE THAN A MOMENT'S NOTICE, LATER SIDEKICK!! Youtube Link -

LOOK AT THE BULBOUSNESS OF THE ROBUSTNESS OF THE ASSNESS OF THE HORSENESS!! Youtube Link -

I DON'T THINK I MEANT TO BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE FOREST WITH MY AIR SHAKING STARTING MATCHES, BUT I DID?! Youtube Link -

MOM?!...MOM?!...mom?... Youtube Link - 

I DON'T CARE WHAT SLIMY TENTACLE IS IN MY EAR. YOU GOT THAT DRILL OUT OF MY EAR RIGHT NOW, IT'S MY BRAIN ROOMMATE NOW OK?! Youtube Link -

I DONT KNOW WHOS LETTING THESE MONSTERS IN HER BUT THEY MUST BE STOPPED I CAN’T KEE FIXNG THESE REELS FOREVER!! Youtube Link - 

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST AND COOLEST ABSTRACT SHOOTER GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED!! WHY ARE THERE FLYING FLOWERS EVERYWHERE!?! Youtube Link -