A Crack HP Capslock Roleplay

cedricdiggorys — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 03:33:05 GMT

I THOUGHT YOU'D ALL LIKE TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL STATUE MADE IN MY LIKENESS. SEXY, RIGHT? IT'S TO SCALE TOO, BUT YOU ALL KNOW THAT ~_^

Writer's Block: Fashion Forward

papabearcrouch — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:02:41 GMT

I CAN TELL YOU WHAT WE SHOULD BE WEARING IN 20 YEARS:

WHOLESOME WEAR IS A NECESSITY FOR ANY FAMILY WITH YOUNG LADIES. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, MALFOYS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER FOR SAVING YOUR DAUGHTER FROM BECOMING A BIG WHORE.

cedricdiggorys — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 02:42:02 GMT

THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL :')

MY ONLY LOVES~

ronxxweasley — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:06:55 GMT

I HAVE THE SWINE FLU!
WTF. I BLAME ALL OF Y'ALL.

hotterpotterjnr — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:53:54 GMT

PANSY :|

I KNOW IT WAS YOU:

FIX IT.

NOW.

I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. AND I CAN'T STAND SEEING YOUR FACE. IT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MYSELF IN HALF, THEN SEND MY SEVERED BODY TO COUNTRIES ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD TO BE DESTROYED. UGH.

>:|

rapier_of_lulz — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:06:14 GMT

AS YOU ALL KNOW, I AM VERY FOND OF DUCKS.

I ESPECIALLY DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE THINK IT'S FUNNY TO SHIT ON A DUCK.

FUCK THAT. HONESTLY. FUCK THAT.

SO, IN ORDER TO SAVE THE DUCKS, I HAVE DECIDED TO ~~GET GEORGE TO HELP ME SNEAK THEM INTO THE TARDIS~~ GET IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER-WILDERNESS EXPLORER~

BRB SAVING THE DUCKS~

O_O

rapier_of_lulz — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:19:11 GMT

SO, APPARENTLY, THIS IS 'SCALPEL' AKA 'THE DOCTOR'.

~~BRB NEVER SLEEPING O__O~~

AWESOME THINGS

banginchochang — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:55:20 GMT

/CHO

OK SO I AM GOING TO THIS THING ON JULY 10TH, AND APPARENLTY THERE WILL BE A Q&A SESSION. AND SINCE I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANY QUESTIONS, IF ANYBODY HAS ANY SUGGESTIONS OF WHAT TO ASK TOM FELTON, THAT WOULD BE COOL :D TY!

WTF

xhugoboss — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:52:40 GMT

WHO'S BABY IS THIS?

I WOKE UP AND WENT OUTSIDE AND IT WAS SITTING ON MY DOORSTEP....

IT'S NOT MINE, I SWEAR!

THE THING IS, I LOOKED AT HIM AND HE HAS A WIERD SCAR ON HIS HEAD..

ANYONE'S?!

imsmartnotemo — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:05:59 GMT

IDK IF YOU GUYS KNOW THIS OR NOT,
BUT I WAS RECENTLY MADE THE NEW FACE OF BURBERRY!

DO YOU LIKE MY NEW LOOK?

~WHO'S THAT GIRL?

xdailyxprophet — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 15:00:40 GMT

THE ENTIRE WIZARDING WORLD SEES WHAT YOU DID THERE, PANSY MALFOY.

WHAT WILL HER DAUGHTER THINK?

HER HUSBAND?

HER FATHER? OH, WE DO HOPE HE DOESN'T SEE THIS!

FRANKLY, WE BELIEVE SHE SHOULD BE DISHONORED.

BY THE WAY, TY RITA SKEETER FOR THE TIP!

AND TY JACK HARKNESS FOR THE CLIPS!

SO FOR $50, THIS VIDEO IS YOURS, BUT THESE PREVIEWS ARE FREE!

ACTUALLY, WE'RE CHARGING ALL YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS $30 AS WE SPEAK.

BUT IT'S WORTH IT, AMIRITE?

WE THINK IT IS! ALTHOUGH...

WHO WEARS A BRA IN THE BEDROOM?

AND REALLY...

SHE DOESN'T MAKE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE FACES, DOES SHE?

KEEP IT CLASSY, PANSY MALFOY.

AND ENJOY YOUR DECENT INTO BEING JUST ANOTHER ONE OF 'THIS WEEK'S HARLOT OF THE WIZARDING WORLD'.

YKY♥US
XOXO, DAILY PROPHET.

ETA: I JUST RECEIVED A LETTER TO A 'DEAR MR. DAILY PROPHET' - I AM NOT A MR., THANKS - 'I AM A WHITE MAN IN BRITAIN', IT SAYS. FOLLOWED WITH A REQUEST TO INCLUDE THIS SONG:

AH, SEEMS FITTING ENOUGH. WILL DO!

paaarkinson — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 10:06:08 GMT

SO I WAS CHECKING MY FAVOURITE GOSSIP BLOG TODAY, AND TO MY HORROR, SOMEONE FIDDLED WITH THE CSS, SO AS I SCROLLED DOWN, ALL I COULD SEE WERE STOMACH TURNING PICTURES OF JAMES JR.

I DON'T APPRECIATE THIS, JAMES. I RELY ON THOSE GOSSIP BLOGS TO PROVIDE ME WITH RELAXATION. I LIVE A VERY BUSY LIFE, BOTH ONLINE AND OFFLINE, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM ALL MY LINKS, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WASTE ON LOOKING AT YOUR UGLY FACE.

TYVM, PANSY MALFOY

Writer's Block: Raving about Rants

paaarkinson — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:32:36 GMT

/PANSY

ANYTHING BY MY GIRL RANTGRRL;

HBIC. LAYING DOWN THE LAW, ETC ETC.

TO: DRACO MALFOY, RE YOUR APPEARANCE

fiercebbblair — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:28:27 GMT

PAPA, I WOULD LIKE A WORD.

AS YOU ARE WELL AWARE I RECIEVED A DIGITAL CAMERA FROM VLADIMIR PUTIN AS A GIFT, AND I HAVE BEEN USING IT TO DOCUMENT MY DAILY LIFE FOR VARIOUS FUTURE PUBLICATIONS.

I TOOK THESE PICTURES OF YOU:

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THIS. YOU ARE A VAMPIRE. YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO, WELL, AGE. YOU ARE DESTROYING THE MALFOY IMAGE THAT MUMMY TAUGHT ME ABOUT!! MOTHER IS INCONSOLABLE AND FRANKLY, TERRIFIED. SHE CONTINUES TO EAT THOSE BIZARRE YELLOW CYLINDRICAL SPONGEY THINGS IN MASS QUANTITIES, THOUGH I AM CONSTANTLY ADVISING HER TO THE CONTRARY.

PLEASE, TALK TO US. WE CAN HELP YOU OUT OF THIS HORRIBLE PHASE.

LOVE ALWAYS,

BLAIR BEAR

hesanobleprat — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:17:29 GMT

WHY ARE PEOPLE TAKING MY PICTURE??????

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY

lilpottrprncess — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:58:40 GMT

TEA PARTY! EVERYONE IS INVITED!

MUMMY HELPED ME WITH THIS CAKE. THANK YOU, MUMMY.

/LILY LUNA

HELLO! MY NAME IS MANDY. *WAVES*

I GOT A LETTER HEY HEY HEY

lickmycrouch — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 02:35:42 GMT

DEAR BARTEMIUS,

GOT YOUR MEMORY BACK. JUST DRINK THIS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. AT THE MOMENT, I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF INTO A BIT OF TROUBLE IN THE PROCESS- SHOULD BE OVER QUICKLY, THOUGH I OFTEN HEAR THEIR LEADER DISCUSSING THEIR NEW... SKIN PEELER. I DO HOPE THAT'S SLANG FOR POTATO PEELER. ANYWHO, SEE YOU SOON!

AUGUSTUS

PS: FUCK FRED GOOD AND TELL HIM WE'RE EVEN.
PPS: THIS STUFF TASTES LIKE THAT TEA YOU MADE WHEN WE WERE 8. ENJOY!

HEY, I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY!

*DRINKS* OH THAT'S FOUL. ABSOLUTELY...*PASSES OUT*

rookyourworld — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 08:57:34 GMT

SO SORRY TO INFORM YOU ALL I AM LEAVING! PLACES TO GO, ALIENS TO SEE, THINGS TO GET DONE, ALL THAT. I'M PREPARING, AT THE CURRENT MOMENT - PACKING, YOU KNOW THE DRILL, I WILL NEED A LOT OF BOMBS AND A LOT OF BANDAGES - AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN I WILL BE RETURNING.

TA!

...BARTY, WILL YOU HELP ME PACK?

/ROOKWOOD

I'M LEAVING IN A VAN FULL OF PEOPLE LIKE HIPPIES LATER THIS EVENING BUT! I'M GOING TO ORLANDO, FL ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE & UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND YOU BITCHES WON'T SEE ME AGAIN UNTIL MAYBE THURSDAY. :P

WISH ME GOOD LUCK BEING RECKLESS AND STOOPID.

OH, AND DO WELCOME OUR NEW LILY LUNA POTTER WITH OPEN ARMS! SPEAKING OF HER, GF YOU SHOULD ADD US ALL UNDER OUR PERSONAL LJS SO WE CAN BOND~. :) DO YOU MIND IF I ADD YOUR PERSONAL LJ UNDER HAPPYVILLE? ACTUALLY I MIGHT GO AHEAD AND DO THAT ANYWAY AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN JUST TELL ME.

DEAR BARTEMIUS,

rookyourworld — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:10:06 GMT

NO LOVE,
AUGUSTUS.

EDIT: AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO, MISS CHANG.

I WANT TO PARTY DDDDD: + CANDY BANANAS

banginchochang — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:39:19 GMT

I KNOW WE'VE ANNOUNCED THAT IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE WE'VE COME BACK TO LIFE ALREADY

BUT I ALSO WANT TO EAT SOME CAKE D:

SO I MADE A CAKE FOR EVERYONE!!!!

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT? I PUT US ON IT AND STUFF. AND THE FLOWERS ADD A ~CLASSY~ TOUCH!

AND EVERYONE'S FAVORITE, CANDY BANANAS!!
SO LET'S PARTY A LITTLE BIT :D

FRED AND PANSY > WILL AND GRACE, IJAF

paaarkinson — Sun, 31 May 2009 04:37:27 GMT

FRED FRED FRED FRED. THIS IS A V. DIFFICULT TIME FOR YOU ATM, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM HERE FOR YOU.

I HAVE THREE ARMY SURPLUS SIZE TINS OF CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND SEVEN MOVIES STARRING SANDRA BULLOCK.

I HAVE THIS COUCH, AND THIS COUCH HAS A PLACE FOR YOU.

:']

UHM HALLO!

lickmycrouch — Sun, 31 May 2009 02:26:15 GMT

SO... I'M BACK!

SORRY ABOUT BEFORE :\
JUST... I PROMISE THINGS WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME!

harryfcknpotter — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:42:46 GMT

SINCE GEORGE REFUSES TO HOST THE HAT PARTY (HE REFUSES! HE SAID IT'D BE 'WRONG', W/E THAT MEANS. I THREATENED HIM AT GUN POINT BUT HE TURNED MY GUN INTO A PIECE OF CELERY, WHICH HE ATE), SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE ANOTHER:

BURN BOOK ANONYMOUS~!

LET OUT YOUR INNERMOST THOUGHTS, ANONYMOUS. RELIEVE. YOUR. SOULS.

~~~

/HARRY

IP LOGGING OFF, YOU MUST ONLY COMMENT ANONYMOUSLY AND IN CHARACTER. HAVE AT IT. FEEL FREE TO RAPE THE TAGS, IDC. ~BRING IT ON~

... YEAH.

rapier_of_lulz — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:57:39 GMT

RE: HAT PARTY.

GEORGE, PANSY: YOU HOST IT TOMORROW.

DON'T THINK I'LL BE IN MUCH OF A MOOD TO DO SO. :\

OH AND AS AN ADDED NOTE:

IF I HAVE TO HEAR ANYMORE FIGHTING, I AM SERIOUSLY LOCKING MYSELF IN THE TARDIS AND NEVER COMING BACK OUT.

rookyourworld — Sat, 30 May 2009 04:48:56 GMT

BARTY'S DEAD.

WE WERE...

lick my crouch: SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF HIM. *SHRUGS* HE'LL GROW OLD WITH HER. BETTER THAN ANY TRIP WITH ME.
rookyourgalaxy: *SIGHS* *PATS HIS THIGH* COME ON, THEN, YOU STUPID, SELFLESS IDIOT. *HOPS UP*
lick my crouch: *LOOKS UP* WHERE ARE WE GOING?
rookyourgalaxy: INTO THE TARDIS.
lick my crouch: OH. *HOPS UP* WHAT FOR?
rookyourgalaxy: TEA, DUMBASS. AND MAYBE A PLANET OR TWO.
lick my crouch: *GRINS SLOWLY* OKAY. I CAN DO THAT

AND THEN WE WERE IN THE TARDIS AND IT... IT JUST TOOK OFF ON ITS OWN, AND WE ENDED UP ON THIS PLANET, AND - AND HE DIDN'T GET OUT IN TIME - TRIED TO HELP - HE DIDN'T, WOULDN'T REGENERATE, THERE WAS SO MUCH WATER AND THE ALIENS, THEY KEPT SHOVING HIM UNDER, CAN SOMEONE JUST, TAKE HIM FOR ME?

HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL, BUT HE'S DEAD, HE'S JUST THERE. WAITING - FRED, YOU REALLY NEED TO GO TO HIM. I CAN'T.