snoopylovessoup:

i-fuck-audis:

ALT

MY FUCKING CAR

maja-paja:

cypresstrees:

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

milkshakebun:

malibuklaus:

joyflameball:

syn4k:

“lock in” is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

ismenes:

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

infertilityidol:

scholarlypidgeot:

fandom-man:

@moethh don’t hide this in the tags

parkchanwoohoo:

Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like “Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit” and then Glarg is like “Noooo everyone forget soon” and Grug is like “Grug going to do it for real”