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it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 21:01:34 -0500

seaemberthesecond:

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

shittyidea: A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 19:30:59 -0500

shittyidea:

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

I’m just saying, if you’re going to worldbuild magic being a “raw, primal force, akin to and…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 18:02:55 -0500

thatquietkid108:

rathayibacter:
the-punforgiven:
the-punforgiven:
the-punforgiven:
the-punforgiven:
the-punforgiven:
I’m just saying, if you’re going to worldbuild magic being a “raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself” you gotta explain to me why animals don’t use it
I know the normal answer is “they just aren’t smart enough for it” but idk I’ve seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn’t figure out spells, tbh
They’re smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I’m sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.
When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 16:31:14 -0500

holdyourthroat:

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 15:03:49 -0500

trans4trains:

miiilowo:
having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 13:31:09 -0500

vogelpsittacines:

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

met someone the other day who had a mouse problem and thought they’d fix it by getting cats. normal…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 12:02:08 -0500

dragon-in-a-fez:

met someone the other day who had a mouse problem and thought they’d fix it by getting cats. normal thought process so far right. but they got two Maine coons. and I was like. you got the Lazy Affection Machines? the cats that have hunting.exe uninstalled at the factory to make room for Lårge.dll? nature’s answer to the weighted blanket??

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 10:31:10 -0500

enki2:

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 09:03:13 -0500

ieatratsyummy:

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and…

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 07:30:47 -0500

elizapad:

saspitite:
wizardshark:
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 06:01:19 -0500

violetsbookshelf:

Pointe Skirt by Darinika Atelier

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 04:30:42 -0500

valtsv:

valtsv:

roach-works:i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for...

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:00:37 -0500

roach-works:

i recently found out the funniest thing about big horses recently which is that for centuries humans have sworn that the feathering on big horse’s legs has been bred in there for a reason, and the reason given is usually something to do with how it helps keep the joints warm and safe when the big horse is doing hauling work in fields.
the thing is: it doesn’t appreciably do that, because the feathers wick up water and mud, which cancels out any insulation advantage they might hypothetically confer, and also it wasn’t even put there on purpose.
the Leg Get More Hair gene is just linked to the Bones Get More Big gene. when you breed any lineage of horses to have bigger bones–not just taller, but chunkier–the leg hair just happens anyway. so every single breed of draft horse has feathered legs, and even carriage horses like friesians get feathers once they hit a certain threshold of lorge.
when you supersize your horse, mother nature throws in a free pair of booties. how cool is that?

brb trying this

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 01:30:38 -0500

chromegnomes:

blue-the-flyingpyrochef:
hyenangel-deactivated20241224:
creature-crow-deactivated202512:
brb trying this
ALT

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 22:32:12 -0500

thckskulll:

Not to be all “the children have forgotten the sacred texts!” but I just saw someone refer to a ship…

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 21:02:08 -0500

decepticonsensual:

decepticonsensual:
Not to be all “the children have forgotten the sacred texts!” but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.
Hon. No. Crackship doesn’t just mean “not canon”. It’s difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.
Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no…

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 19:30:44 -0500

onion-souls:

onion-souls:
Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that “rawr” means “I love you” in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

Bosses and Coworkers: you’ve got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 18:01:49 -0500

bamfspock:

bamfspock:
bamfspock:
bamfspock:
bamfspock:
Bosses and Coworkers: you’ve got a great work ethic, going above and beyond
Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.
Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)
There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between ‘required’ and 'expected’, and this gap is:
invisible
never explained
always a different size
you have to guess the size
if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble
At least on 'the price is right’ you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn’t a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired
On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation
This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don’t say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I’m seeing in the notes

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 16:31:36 -0500

stella-draws-things:

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Mon, 06 Jul 2026 15:01:51 -0500

zinesbycee:

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)