Dragon Tiger Leopard Ox Vortex

cynic_in_charge — Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:31:04 GMT

WeirdGodez: I kinda wish Edison had been Tiger instead
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: I WOULD'VE LAUGHED EVEN MORE
dreamingsmoke: oh god
dreamingsmoke: XD
WeirdGodez: Edison SWAGGERS EVERYWHERE
WeirdGodez: Shawn is understated in comparison
dreamingsmoke: i still wish they'd managed to cram nic tse into initial d somehow XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: in Initial D: Takumi. *swaggers to the 86* What's up. *swaggers*
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: I WISH THEY HAD STEPHEN IN IT
WeirdGodez: STEPHEN FUNG
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: maybe in the sequel
WeirdGodez: wouldn't that have been SO AWESOME?
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: I want Stephen in the DTG sequel too
WeirdGodez: STEPHEN FUNG: THE FOURTH MEMBER
WeirdGodez: LONG LOST BROTHER!
dreamingsmoke: *ROLLS*
dreamingsmoke: NO NO
dreamingsmoke: TURBO'S BROTHER
WeirdGodez: I thought of that
WeirdGodez: but it wasn't nearly as funny
dreamingsmoke: LEFT BEHIND WHEN TURBO RAN AWAY TO JOIN THE GHETTO

WeirdGodez: DRAGON! TIGER! I'M HOME!
WeirdGodez: MY NAME IS GATE!
WeirdGodez: *ducks*
dreamingsmoke: *choke*
dreamingsmoke: i will pretend i didn't hear that XDXDXD

Also: Everyone say hi to our new Xiao Ling, phoenixgold. Pei Yi and I are verily relieved because we were making Xiao Ling a bit too awesome. Kim can dumb Xiao Ling down AND still make her awesome. GR8-O!

cynic_in_charge — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:48:47 GMT

WeirdGodez: and Turbo should feel guilty
WeirdGodez: for being in love with his senpai's girlfriend
WeirdGodez: EXCEPT LILY ISN'T REALLY
peropero: "i can't!!! you are dragon's woman!!! i can't betray him!!! but i can't give up on you either!!!" *emos, emos and emos more*
peropero: and then turbo will sit on the roof top and emo from day to night
peropero: XD
peropero: IN THE SAME POSE
peropero: WITHOUT MOVING
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
WeirdGodez: THAT'S SO TRUE
WeirdGodez: AND IF HE'S NOT EMO-ING
WeirdGodez: HE'D BE TRAINING LIKE A FIEND
WeirdGodez: WITH HIS NUNCHUKUS
WeirdGodez: AND BEING ALL
WeirdGodez: I AM NOT AS GOOD AT MARTIAL ARTS AS DRAGON
WeirdGodez: NO WONDER ROSA/LILY DOESN'T LIKE ME
peropero: nuuuuuuu. he'll be training on the MOUNTAIN TOP
peropero: WRESTLING WITH A BEAR OR SOMETHING
peropero: XD
peropero: OR A BOAR
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: dude, he's not as dumb as Guo Jing
peropero: XDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: nor is he as retarded as Yang Guo
peropero: with slippers then? XD
WeirdGodez: no, no
WeirdGodez: instead of nunchukus
WeirdGodez: he'll use slippers
peropero: XDXD
WeirdGodez: and be like, UNTIL I CAN MATCH MY OLD TEACHER'S PROFICIENCY WITH SLIPPERS
WeirdGodez: I WILL NEVER TOUCH MY NUNCHUKUS AGAIN
dreamingsmoke: and when turbo finds out that rosa is rosa
dreamingsmoke: and lily ISN'T rosa
WeirdGodez: *rolls*
dreamingsmoke: he'll be all OMG YAYZ I CAN BE IN LURVE WITH YOU AFTER ALL
WeirdGodez: BASICALLY
dreamingsmoke: and lily will be all *TIRES TO KILL HIM!*
dreamingsmoke: and turbo will be all, I CAN"T FIGHT YOU! I"LL DEFEAT YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY LURVE!
dreamingsmoke: OMG BABY CAN"T YOU SEEEEEE YOU AND ME TOGETHER HOW PERFECT WE WOULD BEEEEEEEE
dreamingsmoke: and if lily doesn't kill him for that
dreamingsmoke: she must be in love with him after all
peropero: WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS A MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
dreamingsmoke: KUNG FU ON BROADWAY
dreamingsmoke: BABY HOW CAN WE LOSE?
dreamingsmoke: BIG MONIES!!!!!!!!!
peropero: AND THEN THERE HAS TO BE A SCENE OF TURBO EMOING OVER ROSA/LILY WHILE HE SINGS OUT HIS FEELINGS UNDER THE MOONLIGHT
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: AND A DANCE SEQUENCE OF ROSA/LILY BEING ALL DIVIDED OVER WHETHER OR NOT SHE SHOULD GET REVENGE OR JUST FOLLOW HER HEAAAAART!
dreamingsmoke: *ROLLS*
dreamingsmoke: and it'll be split stage
dreamingsmoke: A SPOTLIGHT!
dreamingsmoke: ON EACH OF THEM!
dreamingsmoke: WHILE UNKNOWN TO EACH OTHER
dreamingsmoke: THEY SING OF THEIR RABU!
WeirdGodez: Turbo should watch "Rosa" and Dragon talking and being all, "How could I ever compete? *sigh*"
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: he should challenge dragon to a fight at one point
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: FOR ROSA'S LOVE!
dreamingsmoke: only then he'll be all
dreamingsmoke: WAIT WHAT AM I DOING
dreamingsmoke: I CAN"T FIGHT SEMPAI HE IS TOO AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: AND IT IS LOW TO FIGHT HIM FOR HIS WOMAN
dreamingsmoke: NOOOOOOOOOOES
dreamingsmoke: and dragon will basically stand there and stare at him
dreamingsmoke: "..................................."
peropero: and then he'll be all like, "i know at this moment, i'm not good enough for her yet. so i'll leave her in your hands for the time being. but when i come back, i'll fight for her... as a man... against you, senpai. . *goes back to the mountain/roof top to practice with his slippers*"
dreamingsmoke: he gets away before rosa can throw something at him
dreamingsmoke: *ROLLS*
peropero: dragon: *with a 'wtf just happened' look on his face* .........
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: CAN"T YOU SEE IT
WeirdGodez: TURBO IS SO DORKY, HE WOULD
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: AND DRAGON IS SO DUMB, HE WOULDN'T GET IT
WeirdGodez: AT ALL
dreamingsmoke: *ROLLS*
dreamingsmoke: and when he meets the real rosa he'll be SO HAPPY
WeirdGodez: he'll be all, NO MORE SLIPPERS! EVER! YAY!
dreamingsmoke: YOU"RE ROSA? SO SHE"S NOT ROSA? OMG AWESOME *GLOMP* GOTTA RUN AND HIT ON YOUR SISTER NOW BTW HOPE YOU"RE HAPPY WITH DRAGON!!!!!
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: and then if he's fast
dreamingsmoke: he gets away before rosa can throw something at him
dreamingsmoke: *ROLLS*

WeirdGodez: how did Turbo become socially and romantically RETARDED?
WeirdGodez: instead of just adorkable?
peropero: since he became our target for mental abuse XD
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: we, uh
dreamingsmoke: presume that TRUE LOVE
dreamingsmoke: has clouded his already dubious common sense?
WeirdGodez: you think Turbo gets it worse
WeirdGodez: or Renji?
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: equal?
dreamingsmoke: renji is kind of hard to beat
dreamingsmoke: BUT TURBO WILL FIGHT TO DO IT
WeirdGodez: Turbo and Renji would be best friends, wouldn't they?
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: if renji didn't punch him
dreamingsmoke: for annoying him first
dreamingsmoke: well, he probably
dreamingsmoke: would
WeirdGodez: and Turbo
dreamingsmoke: maybe after that
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: would probably smack him with a nunchuku
WeirdGodez: if he got pissed off
WeirdGodez: with Renji moaning over Rukia
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD

peropero = Cheryl, who just watched DTG yesterday because I made her ignore her Nic Tse aversion. XDXDXD

cynic_in_charge — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:10:43 GMT

THE RETURNED EWOK says:
Turbo's backstory
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I feel like he should have one
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
but at the same time, I liked him quite enough without one
the dead fish says:
XD
the dead fish says:
it doesn't have to be very detailed or angsty
the dead fish says:
one just figures
the dead fish says:
you should know where he comes from
the dead fish says:
if you're writing him XD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
yeah
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
the US
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
XD
the dead fish says:
XD
the dead fish says:
chinatown somewhere? XD
the dead fish says:
orphaned as child?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
Chinatown NY
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
huh
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I don't know if I want him orphaned
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
well, orphaned
the dead fish says:
taken in by KUNG FU MASTAH?or grew up on streets running with gangs?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
but not without a guardian figure
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
for a while
the dead fish says:
huh
the dead fish says:
well, if not orphaned, where's his family, is the thing
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
a guardian figure that told him about HK and Chinese sects
the dead fish says:
guardian figure is fine
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and about the stories he's heard about the Luosha plaque
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and how Turbo never understood what his guardian was saying
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
about nunchukus and kung-fu
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
(re: heart)
the dead fish says:
XD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and that he thought that his guardian just meant that he wasn't trying hard enough
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
hu
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
huh
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I think I'd make Turbo rebellious then
the dead fish says:
XD
the dead fish says:
you could even make him run away
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
like he's always running off with gangs
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
fighting, getting into trouble, etc
the dead fish says:
then his guardian figure can urn up later
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
stealing
the dead fish says:
nod
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
nah
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
guardian figure should die
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
he should have a piece of the Luosha plaque
the dead fish says:
you know, we should have a female guardian figure
the dead fish says:
because you NEVER SEE THOSE
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
snort
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
Turbo would HATE ON WOMEN
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
if he had a female guardian figure
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I HATE WOMEN
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
THEY HIT
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
THEY'RE VIOLENT
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
AND ARE MOODY
the dead fish says:
XDXDXD
the dead fish says:
and lily
the dead fish says:
would be par for the type
the dead fish says:
well, maybe not
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
Xiaoling is against type
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
Lily and Rosa are for
the dead fish says:
XD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
huh
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
do we want to make Xiaoling like a jock-y version of Mamori?
the dead fish says:
you know, to tighten the plot
the dead fish says:
i would have
the dead fish says:
after the massacre
the dead fish says:
rosa and her brother
the dead fish says:
worked for xiao ling's father for a while
the dead fish says:
that's how they all met
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
huh
the dead fish says:
only then he struck out on his own to form his own gang
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
you wanna take the big cheese?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
or will I?
the dead fish says:
it makes sense
the dead fish says:
i dunno
the dead fish says:
we could do it together
the dead fish says:
tho maybe i'd be heavier on it
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
are we doing xiaoling together?
the dead fish says:
kind of?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
hum
the dead fish says:
tho at the rate zen is arguing
the dead fish says:
it'll really be you and her
the dead fish says:
XDXDXD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
ugh
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I never want to collaborate iwth zen
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
on anything
the dead fish says:
XDXDXD
the dead fish says:
aren't you lucky i'm so easy? XD
the dead fish says:
also, so BATSHIT PLOT!!!! happy
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
our minds work on complementary wavelengths anyway
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
yeah, I think Turbo should get a female guardian figure
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
who had a piece of the Luosha plaque
the dead fish says:
rolls
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and was killed for it
the dead fish says:
new york is kind of far
the dead fish says:
for big cheese to be ther
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
but Turbo's from the US
the dead fish says:
or didn't he do it?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
dude
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
they're triad
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
XD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
like they don't have the money
the dead fish says:
no, i mean that if big cheese is collecting the pieces
the dead fish says:
or did someone else kill her
the dead fish says:
then big cheese got it from them? XD
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
huh
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
good question
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I'm tempted to have someone else
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and then have Turbo track the piece
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
because he knew that his guardian wouldn't have wanted it in anyon eelse's hands
the dead fish says:
nod
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and that's how he stumbles across DTG
the dead fish says:
nod
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
like, it moves around
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
circle to circle
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and Turbo's not really THAT strong
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
so he hears about DTG
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
and wants to join
the dead fish says:
nod
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
that work?
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
I don't want to give him that much angst in his background or anything
THE RETURNED EWOK says:
just something sort of workable

rosa: flashback

lacewood — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 15:13:53 GMT

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? I DON'T KNOW.

The band aid on her cheek itched, her bruised knees hurt and Mother had just banned her from cartoons for a week. A /week/. Sulky, unrepentant and bored, Rosa ventured into the unmarked territory that was her brother's study room. Seated on a stool by his workbench, legs swinging while she watched him measure out herbs with clockwork precision, she scratched at her wounds and ignored the scrolls he'd given her to read.

"Brother," she asked. "Why is your face funny?"

His hand froze, mid motion, and for a moment she watched, fascinated, and wondered if he would drop the scales. Or yell at her.

He set it carefully on the table.

"It was an accident," he said with perfect calm. He looked up, eyes suddenly intent. "Why? Do you think I look scary?"

"No!" She kicked the table for emphasis, then looked guilty when the contents rattled and he flicked a disapproving glance at her. "You're not scary at all! And I'm not saying sorry to Junwei after he said you look like a monst -" she stopped and swallowed.

Brother only smiled, a thin, horrible thing that made the hairs on the back of her neck crawl. "Oh?"

"He's stupid," she muttered. "But everyone shouted at me for hitting him anyway."

He had set her down by the end of the workbench closest to the door, so that he stood with his face turned half away from her, shadowed by the light from the windows at the other end. It didn't mean that Rosa couldn't see the network of mottled, pink and black skin that ran down the right side of his face. She wondered what it would feel like to touch, but even she didn't dare. It was enough that Brother let her into the only place where he never wore his mask.

Brother was still smiling, and she looked down at the floor and thumped her heel against her stool. "You're not mad too, are you?" she finally asked, and prepared to look even sulkier, if that was possible. /He/ didn't have any reason to get mad at all.

A bark of laughter made her look up, suspicious, just as he reached past her, picked up the mask of black silk he'd hung by the door. Tying it over his face with the ease of long practice, he lifted her from her seat, set her down on the ground.

"Come on. If Mom won't let you watch TV I'll bring you to the park," he said.

chat log: plottts

lacewood — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 13:41:23 GMT

WeirdGodez: YOU FINALLY WATCHED DTG
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: IT IS SO UNHOLY
dreamingsmoke: I LOVE IT
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: ALSO
dreamingsmoke: WE HAVE DECIDED
dreamingsmoke: THAT WE ARE GOING TO REWRITE IT VIA RP
dreamingsmoke: YOU HAVE TURBO
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE WE WERE NICE
dreamingsmoke: FUCKING OXCARTS
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: frai has tiger and chris has dragon
dreamingsmoke: and i have evil girl
dreamingsmoke: and they are trying to foist oxcart girl on me too
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
WeirdGodez: CHRIS IS GOING TO MAKE AN AWESOME DRAGON
WeirdGodez: wait
dreamingsmoke: DO YOU WANT OXCART GIRL?
WeirdGodez: why are YOU evil girl?
dreamingsmoke: i said i wanted her XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: should I be the evil one?
dreamingsmoke: AND YOU HAVE TURBO
dreamingsmoke: frai wanted turbo
dreamingsmoke: but she is nice, see
WeirdGodez: SHE'S INSANE
dreamingsmoke: and i pointed out that you can't do tiger on account of not being able to stand nic tse
WeirdGodez: ha
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: what
WeirdGodez: we're on the same wavelength there
dreamingsmoke: do i not know you well?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: hey
WeirdGodez: I mentioned it in my review
WeirdGodez: in spite of Nic
dreamingsmoke: we almost made you dragon
WeirdGodez: it was awesome
WeirdGodez: ha
WeirdGodez: Neji-redux, right?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: but then afrai said if she was tiger
dreamingsmoke: then being slahy at you would be like TOO WEIRD
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: anyway, chris and frai are now in charge of the BROTHERLY MAKING OUT
WeirdGodez: good zen
dreamingsmoke: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
WeirdGodez: VERY GOOD ZEN
dreamingsmoke: THE SHIRT GRABBING BIT
dreamingsmoke: WAS HILARIOUS
dreamingsmoke: CHRIS AND I WERE ALL
WeirdGodez: WASN'T IT?
dreamingsmoke: MAKE OUT!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: BUT NO!!!!
WeirdGodez: I WAS CRYING
dreamingsmoke: MANLY HUGS!!!
WeirdGodez: I WANTED TO PEE IN MY PANTS
dreamingsmoke: PFFFFFFT
WeirdGodez: IT WAS SO FUNNY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: ELECTIRC DRAGON DRILL
dreamingsmoke: IF I HAD BEEN DRINKING
dreamingsmoke: I WOULD HAVE SPIT IT
dreamingsmoke: ELECTRIC DRAGON DRILL!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: THE OLD MAN IN THE MOUNTAINS
WeirdGodez: WAS PRETTY FUCKING HYSTERICAL
dreamingsmoke: OH MY GOD
WeirdGodez: did zen tell you about the Bleach/DTG?
dreamingsmoke: THE FUCKING OXCART
dreamingsmoke: I ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LIKE WHAT
dreamingsmoke: HK HAS NO FUCKING TAXIS?
WeirdGodez: I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE TIME
WeirdGodez: AND PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME
dreamingsmoke: ALSO NO WAI SHE CAN PULL THAT THING UP THE MOUNTAIN
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LAUGHING
WeirdGodez: THROUGH THE RAIN
dreamingsmoke: AT ALL THE MELODRAMA BITS
WeirdGodez: THE TORRENTIAL, POURING RAIN
WeirdGodez: OMG
dreamingsmoke: LIKE WHEN EVIL GIRL DIED
WeirdGodez: AND ROSA
WeirdGodez: WHEN SHE'S LIKE
dreamingsmoke: AND HE WAS ALL!!!!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I WANT A TATTOO
dreamingsmoke: *TRIES TO MOVE*
dreamingsmoke: *FAILS!!!!!!*
dreamingsmoke: I DIED
WeirdGodez: I DID TOO
dreamingsmoke: I WANTED TO ROLL ON THE FLOOR HOWLING
WeirdGodez: AND NIC TSE
WeirdGodez: WAS THE "GOOD" BOY
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: SRSLY
WeirdGodez: WITH THE CUTESY LOVE STORY
WeirdGodez: WTF
WeirdGodez: SHAWN YUE WAS AWESOMELY DORKY
dreamingsmoke: dude, what is up with him playing the good boys in his recent movies
WeirdGodez: trying to clean up his image, I suspect
WeirdGodez: TURBO SHEK IS LAME
dreamingsmoke: dude, he's had cutesy love stories in the past XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: HOW ABOUT TURBO LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN THEY CALLED HIM LEOPARD!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND FOR ONE MINUTE I THOUGHT
WeirdGodez: NO, TURBO LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: HE WAS GOING TO PUNCH 'EM IN THE FACE
dreamingsmoke: FRIENDLY LIKE
dreamingsmoke: BUT NO!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: HE THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL
dreamingsmoke: LEOPARD!!!!!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: DON'T YOU WANT TO READ THE CHINESE MANGA NOW?
dreamingsmoke: HOLY SHIT
dreamingsmoke: I AM TERRIFIED TO
WeirdGodez: IT MUST BE GR8
dreamingsmoke: also, since the evil girl is rosa
WeirdGodez: I AM GOING TO LEARN CHINESE
WeirdGodez: JUST SO I CAN READ THE CHINESE MANGA
dreamingsmoke: we figure masked dude
WeirdGodez: IS HER FATHER!
dreamingsmoke: of the insanely lame villany
dreamingsmoke: is a RAFFLESIA FLOWER
dreamingsmoke: THIS IS AFRAI'S FAULT NOT MINE
WeirdGodez: oy
WeirdGodez: XDDDD
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: and dude
dreamingsmoke: the villain's lair
dreamingsmoke: WAS THE LAMEST THING EVER
dreamingsmoke: IT WAS LIKE
dreamingsmoke: CUE BAD VIDEO GAME
dreamingsmoke: YOU HAVE ENTERED FINAL DUNDGEON!!!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN HONG KONG
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha
dreamingsmoke: if you want to catch chris
dreamingsmoke: come on at night
dreamingsmoke: more likely
WeirdGodez: dude
dreamingsmoke: oh man, we caught each other last night
dreamingsmoke: and were up till 3
WeirdGodez: I'm SLEEPING in the morning
dreamingsmoke: howling about dtg
WeirdGodez: and I'm at Hannah's stll
dreamingsmoke: ALSO THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: when you get back then XD
dreamingsmoke: AND THE EVIL GIRL ACTRESS WIL BE BACK
dreamingsmoke: AS EVIL GIRL'S SISTER
dreamingsmoke: IS THAT NOT INSANELY LAME
WeirdGodez: you came up with that, didn't you?
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: IT IS ON A WEBSITE SOMEWHERE
WeirdGodez: I WANT TO BE EVIL GIRL'S SISTER
WeirdGodez: WHAT?
WeirdGodez: THAT'S CLASSIC ME
dreamingsmoke: I AM NOT SHITTING YOU
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: TIGER IS GOING TO BE THE FOCAL CHARACTER
WeirdGodez: I AM SO BUYING THIS MANGA
WeirdGodez: WHEN I CAN READ CHINESE
dreamingsmoke: OR SO IT SEZ IN THE SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: AND FRAI AND I WERE ALL
dreamingsmoke: HE ONLY FIGHTS WITH HIS LEGS
WeirdGodez: I KNOW
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE HE SECRETLY HAS FISTS OF DOOM!!!!
WeirdGodez: WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
dreamingsmoke: IT TAKES OUT WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOODS!!!
dreamingsmoke: IT MAKES HIM ANGST!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND SO IN THE SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: IT WILL ALL AOUT HIS FISTS OF DOOM
dreamingsmoke: oh my god do you want to bet money the sequel will do that
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDDD
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: the sequel will still be about Dragon
WeirdGodez: but this time
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: Dragon and Tiger are going to fight
dreamingsmoke: he'll turn evil?
WeirdGodez: and FACE OFF
WeirdGodez: AGAINST ONE ANOTHER
dreamingsmoke: yeah, afrai said that
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: i can't believe there was only ONE
WeirdGodez: 'frai and i talked about it
dreamingsmoke: dragon-tiger fight the whole movie
dreamingsmoke: AND IT WAS A SHORT ONE
WeirdGodez: SRSLY
WeirdGodez: AND IN THE BEGINNING
dreamingsmoke: like, dude, WHERE IS THE BIG SHOWDOWN
dreamingsmoke: also
WeirdGodez: THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE RECOGNIZED ONE ANOTHER SO QUICKLY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE THE GIRLS IN THE MOVIE
dreamingsmoke: DID NOT FIGHT AT ALL
dreamingsmoke: HOW LAME IS THAT
dreamingsmoke: EVIL GIRL DID NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING EVIL
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling
dreamingsmoke: HOLY SHIT
WeirdGodez: ought to know how to fight
dreamingsmoke: srsly
WeirdGodez: like Tiger should've taught her
dreamingsmoke: we are thinking of either we give her a sword
WeirdGodez: but she's not v. good
dreamingsmoke: or we give her a hilariously weird power
WeirdGodez: hello
WeirdGodez: she is SO a bo staff
dreamingsmoke: that is equal parts useful and useless
WeirdGodez: she's not sword
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: evil girl?
dreamingsmoke: GETS CALWS OF DOOM
WeirdGodez: duh
dreamingsmoke: WITH POOOOOOOOISON
WeirdGodez: but Xiaoling
WeirdGodez: is so bo staff material to me
WeirdGodez: she's like Gabrielle
WeirdGodez: from Xena
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: useless
WeirdGodez: but LEARNS
dreamingsmoke: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: you want we do oxcart girl together?
dreamingsmoke: i don't want to do her alone
dreamingsmoke: the two of them
dreamingsmoke: basically were all
dreamingsmoke: *FOIST THE GIRLS ON ME*
dreamingsmoke: and i was all
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: WAIT WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THE GIRLS WTF
WeirdGodez: I can do her
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: oh man turbo
WeirdGodez: I'd make her way more abusive
dreamingsmoke: and the SLIPPER BITCHSLAP
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: THAT WAS AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: GODDAMN MOVIE
dreamingsmoke: KILLING ALL THE AWESOME OLD MEN
WeirdGodez: dude
WeirdGodez: LOVE TRIANGLE
dreamingsmoke: AE ARE NOT KILLING THE SHIFU OKAY
WeirdGodez: TIGER --> XIAOLING --> DRAGON
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dreamingsmoke: NO NO NO
dreamingsmoke: FRAI WAS ALL
dreamingsmoke: THERE SHOULD BE LESBIANISM
WeirdGodez: I thought of that
dreamingsmoke: SO THAT DRAGON AND TIGER CAN MAKE OUT
WeirdGodez: but I want Turbo/Rosa
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
dreamingsmoke: wtf? XD
WeirdGodez: THEY'D BE FUNNY
WeirdGodez: THINK ABOUT IT
WeirdGodez: TURBO CHASING AFTER A GIRL IS A++++
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: this is easy
dreamingsmoke: if we just don't kill rosa
dreamingsmoke: so we have MAXIMUM ROOM
dreamingsmoke: for OT5!!!!
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: kill Rosa
WeirdGodez: but
WeirdGodez: she can come back
WeirdGodez: HORRIBLY SCARRED
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: AND BLAMING DRAGON
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
WeirdGodez: and Turbo's all, "Scars are SIGNS OF HONOUR!"
dreamingsmoke: THE STUPUD MOVES
WeirdGodez: THE GOLDEN BELL
dreamingsmoke: THAT THEY PULLED IN THE VILLAIN'S LAIR
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LIKE WTF IS TURBO DOING WITH THE NUNCHAKU POSING
dreamingsmoke: INSERT BAD CG
dreamingsmoke: WTF IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
dreamingsmoke: THAT'S THE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN I ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: AGAIN
WeirdGodez: dude
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: where do you want to make the villain's lair?
WeirdGodez: I srsly think Turbo should have a thing for scarred!Rosa
WeirdGodez: China
WeirdGodez: duh
dreamingsmoke: i was saying you'd want to put it in the ifc
dreamingsmoke: but that is for the sequel
WeirdGodez: yes, but Turbo in love
dreamingsmoke: but you know what would be hilarious?
WeirdGodez: would be SOSOSOSOSOSO CUTE
WeirdGodez: HE'D BE SO DUMB
dreamingsmoke: OH SHIT WAIT
dreamingsmoke: WE SAID THE LAIR
dreamingsmoke: SHOULD BE IN DISNEYLAND
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE FRAI WANTS A FIGHT IN OCEAN PARK
dreamingsmoke: AND CHRIS AND ZEN WERE ALL
dreamingsmoke: IT'S A SMALL WORLD!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: and then i had to say, are we going to take this shit halfway seriously or not?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: my only problemw with that
dreamingsmoke: *rolls*
WeirdGodez: is that it would make it a completely modern HK
WeirdGodez: I'd want it in a weird place
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: the same kind of place that the movie's in
WeirdGodez: if that makes sense
dreamingsmoke: but you know what i thought would be hilariously bizarre?
dreamingsmoke: PUT THE LAIR
dreamingsmoke: IN THE UNOCCUPIED CRAZY BUILDING
WeirdGodez: did she tell you about the Bleach version of DTG?
dreamingsmoke: AT STANLEY
WeirdGodez: snort
WeirdGodez: maybe
dreamingsmoke: YOU KNOW, THE ONE THE RICH LADY BUILT
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: I thought about it
dreamingsmoke: i started howling about the oxcart
dreamingsmoke: and zen was all CAN YOU NOT SEE RENJI DOING THAT
dreamingsmoke: and i was all, d00d, i don't DOUBT renji can do that
dreamingsmoke: also, we figure
WeirdGodez: zen wants to write it
WeirdGodez: with Ichigo howling at him
WeirdGodez: TAXIS
WeirdGodez: MY OLD MAN'S A DOCTOR
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: etc
dreamingsmoke: ALSO DOCTORS
dreamingsmoke: rosa and dragon should have had at least one big fight man
dreamingsmoke: i mean, dude
WeirdGodez: no, Rosa
WeirdGodez: should injure TIGER
WeirdGodez: Dragon should FLY INTO A RAGE
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: and Rosa's all
WeirdGodez: I DID IT FOR YOU
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: how is the plot going to go?
WeirdGodez: errr
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: were you guys waiting for me?
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: THIS IS A BIG QUESTION
dreamingsmoke: kind of
dreamingsmoke: in the sense that
dreamingsmoke: if we leave chris and frai to it
dreamingsmoke: they will be all GAY PORN!!!!
dreamingsmoke: so apparently if we want plot
dreamingsmoke: tis up to us
WeirdGodez: yes, well
WeirdGodez: everything's always up to us
WeirdGodez: innit?
dreamingsmoke: no shit
dreamingsmoke: afrai continues to deny borg membership
dreamingsmoke: she will not tell me how the temperature
dreamingsmoke: in the nile is these days
dreamingsmoke: but considering that she SUGGESTED the rp and made the comm and all
dreamingsmoke: i don't think she can talk, man
WeirdGodez: srsly
WeirdGodez: her planning
WeirdGodez: is taking on shades of ours
dreamingsmoke: ALSO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE AN AWESOME VILLAIN?
WeirdGodez: we're crazier tho'
WeirdGodez: who?
dreamingsmoke: INCAN
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
dreamingsmoke: AM I NOT GENIUS?
dreamingsmoke: BUT WE DON'T DARE ASK HER
dreamingsmoke: ALSO WE DO NOT THINK SHE KNOWS KUNG FU
dreamingsmoke: BUT IT'S NOT HARD
WeirdGodez: WHEN THE BLACKMARKET VERSION COMES OUT
dreamingsmoke: SHE JUST HAS TO COME AND BE AIZEN
WeirdGodez: I'LL SEND IT TO HER
dreamingsmoke: EVERY NOW AND THEN
dreamingsmoke: wait, how does our love polygon go?
dreamingsmoke: rosa -> dragon -> xiao ling -> tiger
dreamingsmoke: ........... tiger -> turbo
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: tho really tiger -> dragon is more likely
WeirdGodez: turbo goes for Rosa in the sequel
WeirdGodez: Turbo, omg
WeirdGodez: he can be the little playa
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
WeirdGodez: who's met his match
dreamingsmoke: THE MOVIE MADE NO SENSE
WeirdGodez: IN THE FEMME FATALE, ROSA
dreamingsmoke: I LOOKED AT TIGER AND HIS GANG
dreamingsmoke: GOING TO ALL THE FANCY RESTAURANTS
dreamingsmoke: AND WAS LIKE WHERE DO THESE BRATS GET THE MONEY WTF
WeirdGodez: AND GETTING AMBUSHED
WeirdGodez: Tiger's obvs rich
dreamingsmoke: AND LIKE
dreamingsmoke: TURBO LOOKS LIKE A HOBO
WeirdGodez: he's v. rich
dreamingsmoke: AND THEY LET HIM IN?
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: we could work that angle too
dreamingsmoke: dad rich?
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: uncle runs dtg?
WeirdGodez: Turbo prolly just charms his way in
WeirdGodez: yup
WeirdGodez: but T and D's parents are dead
WeirdGodez: so the money was likely left to them
dreamingsmoke: hahahahahahahaha dtg should be in MONGKUT
WeirdGodez: I think I'd make Turbo dorky
WeirdGodez: but charming
dreamingsmoke: you know this would be awesome
WeirdGodez: nah
WeirdGodez: DTG is more likely in the mountans
WeirdGodez: *mountains
WeirdGodez: from the looks of it
dreamingsmoke: nah
WeirdGodez: New Territories
dreamingsmoke: i'd make it more accessible to the city
dreamingsmoke: so it'd explain where all the kids running around it came from
dreamingsmoke: since they clearly only go there for lessons
dreamingsmoke: or whatevs
WeirdGodez: I'd make a dorm house
dreamingsmoke: they strike me as a street based sect
dreamingsmoke: yeah, i was ASSUMING that they adopted the kids
WeirdGodez: I thought so at too first
dreamingsmoke: but then the big bad showed up and it was like
dreamingsmoke: NOT A BRAT IN SIGHT
WeirdGodez: but then their principles are too monastic
dreamingsmoke: so apparently they don't stay there at night
dreamingsmoke: well, maybe
dreamingsmoke: but if the sect is picking up chibi delinquents
dreamingsmoke: and teaching them good kung fu
WeirdGodez: I'd say monastic in origins
dreamingsmoke: it has to be located somewhere accessible, you see what i mean?
WeirdGodez: yes
dreamingsmoke: yeah, maybe
WeirdGodez: but if xiao ling was dragging an oxcart up a mountain
WeirdGodez: she'd have to be CLOSE to the mountain
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: I SAID
dreamingsmoke: SHE WOULD TAKE A CAB TO LANTAU
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN DRAG THEM UP TO THE MONSTERY
WeirdGodez: huh
dreamingsmoke: ON THE OXCART
WeirdGodez: so are we going for the city?
dreamingsmoke: since there would be like no roads
dreamingsmoke: OR WHATEVS
WeirdGodez: instead of that weird magic realism they had going on?
dreamingsmoke: i would go more for urban fantasy myself
dreamingsmoke: like, definitely modern
dreamingsmoke: but with the mythical elements there?
WeirdGodez: like how we had Ran-tachi?
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: i guess
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: DUDE THE GODDAM CELLPHONES
dreamingsmoke: WERE SO TACKY
WeirdGodez: and Nokia
dreamingsmoke: NOKIA AD A+++!!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: do you want oxcart girl vs rosa?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: in the sequel
WeirdGodez: I want them to meet in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: but in the sequel, they can fight
dreamingsmoke: huh, no
dreamingsmoke: i was actually thinking
WeirdGodez: because Xiaoling can be learning martial arts in the second movie
dreamingsmoke: that if oxcart girl's dad worked for big bad
dreamingsmoke: and rosa knew dragon
dreamingsmoke: actually, they more likely they grew up together and all
dreamingsmoke: i can totally do backstory of the three of them as kids
WeirdGodez: I don't think I want Xiaoling to know martial arts in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: nah, she doesn't have to know
WeirdGodez: second movie, yes
dreamingsmoke: she can be the sheltered rich girl
dreamingsmoke: but then her dad dies
WeirdGodez: but that's 'cos you totally know Tiger's all
dreamingsmoke: and she goes to tiger and is all
dreamingsmoke: TEACH ME TO FIGHT!
WeirdGodez: "I want to teach you because I worry that I won't be here for you one day!"
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: she doesn't have to know martial arts in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: for my backstory to work XD
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: dude, how are we going to structure the damn triad verse in this
dreamingsmoke: since, you know, the movie villain did not DO ANYTHING
dreamingsmoke: other than SIT IN HIS LAIR
dreamingsmoke: AND BE FUCKING EVIL
dreamingsmoke: LIKE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
dreamingsmoke: omg, he was SO LAME
dreamingsmoke: SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO LAME
WeirdGodez: see
WeirdGodez: the movie was more wuxia + triad
WeirdGodez: I'd make it more triad + wuxia
WeirdGodez: if that makes sense
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: so heavier on the triad
dreamingsmoke: than the wuxia?
WeirdGodez: yup
dreamingsmoke: i would lean that way myself yeah
dreamingsmoke: because wuxia needs WORLDBUIDLING
dreamingsmoke: hahahahaha, i was like WHAT IS OUR WORLDBUILDING at afrai last night
dreamingsmoke: and she was all OH NO YOU DON'T
dreamingsmoke: YOU WILL WORLDBUILD AND THEN THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY STORY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE, I AM SO NOT THAT BAD
WeirdGodez: yes you are
WeirdGodez: when I'm not around to keep you in check
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: well, dude
dreamingsmoke: if i hadn't been lazy
dreamingsmoke: i could have basically started writing last night
dreamingsmoke: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
WeirdGodez: in Toronto
dreamingsmoke: does it surprise you that frai and chris totally said i should start with IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
WeirdGodez: I'll be able to help better
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: I wouldn't lean that way
dreamingsmoke: when do you get back? XD
WeirdGodez: I'd lean more towards a clear night
WeirdGodez: 22nd
dreamingsmoke: it was a JOKE
WeirdGodez: Tuesday
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: yes
WeirdGodez: but I mean, 'frai and Chris
WeirdGodez: you know
WeirdGodez: it's going to be us
WeirdGodez: against them
WeirdGodez: for a lot of it
dreamingsmoke: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WeirdGodez: or rather
dreamingsmoke: no shiz
WeirdGodez: us against zen
WeirdGodez: and chris being all
WeirdGodez: "I LIKE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH"
dreamingsmoke: EVERYTHING IS GREAT
WeirdGodez: I might be able to come to Spore again
WeirdGodez: this January
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: it will be our BATSHIT PLOT against their GAY INCEST PORN
dreamingsmoke: is what
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: zen says she might be able to come to singapore
dreamingsmoke: in september
WeirdGodez: 'cos plane tickets to S'pore
WeirdGodez: are cheaper
WeirdGodez: than to HK direct
dreamingsmoke: and if she is, she'll get dvds
WeirdGodez: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
dreamingsmoke: and then i can make icons and layouts
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: that is really weird XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: it's 'cos Cathay
WeirdGodez: is battling with SG airlines
WeirdGodez: for flights to SG
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: point being
WeirdGodez: I can visit you more often
dreamingsmoke: <3
dreamingsmoke: dude. do you think this rp will GET anywhere? snort
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: I think it's going to come down to us arguing with zen
dreamingsmoke: XD
WeirdGodez: am I so wrong?
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: i have not yet figured how frai's plotting tends to go
dreamingsmoke: tho she is saying stick close to movie
WeirdGodez: different fro mmine
WeirdGodez: definitely
dreamingsmoke: when i was basically saying
dreamingsmoke: well, if you want
dreamingsmoke: we could RAZE THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I work better with you
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: well, we've been doing this for a long time, you know XD
WeirdGodez: our thought processes are also closer
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: do we keep that random luosha plaque thing?
WeirdGodez: yes
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: okay
WeirdGodez: it's a good deus ex machina
dreamingsmoke: what does that MAKE the big bad?
WeirdGodez: the Luosha Plaque, however
dreamingsmoke: is he the head honcho of the traid world?
WeirdGodez: should be the wuxia part
WeirdGodez: it should be mythological
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: does it give you powers?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: good question
dreamingsmoke: well, okay, i still think we need to start with what the hell the big bad DOES in the triad world
dreamingsmoke: other than hand the luosha thing around to people XD
WeirdGodez: I'd have the Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: wanting the Luosha Plaque
WeirdGodez: because there's a myth
WeirdGodez: saying that whoever owns it
WeirdGodez: owns the triad world
WeirdGodez: because it gives the bearer Great Powers of Persuasion
WeirdGodez: or some shit like that
WeirdGodez: you know, the persuasion device in the Thursday Next books?
dreamingsmoke: hahaha
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: or dude
dreamingsmoke: it confers KINGLY POWAH
dreamingsmoke: you know
WeirdGodez: but you can't just have the plaque
dreamingsmoke: like in the grand tour
WeirdGodez: you also need other objects
WeirdGodez: to go with it
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
WeirdGodez: or some shit like that
dreamingsmoke: so it is GRAND OBJECT QUESTO?
dreamingsmoke: or we could break the plaque
WeirdGodez: huh
dreamingsmoke: and all the major sects have a piece
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: or something
WeirdGodez: good idea
WeirdGodez: so that's why Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: is killing people
WeirdGodez: and the last piece
WeirdGodez: is with DTG
dreamingsmoke: and then the big cheese goea around
dreamingsmoke: either buying the pieces
dreamingsmoke: or stealing them
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: but then how does oxcart girl and her father come into it?
dreamingsmoke: they work for the big bad?
WeirdGodez: they have a piece
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: hn
WeirdGodez: I'd make them a smaller triad of their own
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: with dragon as their bodyguard, right?
WeirdGodez: yup
dreamingsmoke: does the big cheese buy it from them
WeirdGodez: and also
dreamingsmoke: or does he take it by force?
WeirdGodez: Dragon owes them a favour
dreamingsmoke: what favour?
WeirdGodez: because the father
dreamingsmoke: the one where they brought him up?
WeirdGodez: gave Dragon a chance for revenge
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: revenge against?
WeirdGodez: at the person that killed his mother
dreamingsmoke: ha
dreamingsmoke: okay, so how does she die then?
dreamingsmoke: not burned in fire?
WeirdGodez: I'd say burned
dreamingsmoke: or was the fire started
WeirdGodez: but set up
dreamingsmoke: by people she owed money to?
WeirdGodez: beacuse she wouldn't disclose the locatin
WeirdGodez: of the Luosha plaque
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: so dragon has XTRA reasons to go after the big cheese
dreamingsmoke: first his mom
dreamingsmoke: and then dtg?
dreamingsmoke: hahaha, you know what
WeirdGodez: ?
dreamingsmoke: the dtg piece should be last
dreamingsmoke: because the sect has been HIDING
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: I think so too
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: and it's done it by
dreamingsmoke: PRETENDING to be a martial arts school
dreamingsmoke: for street kids
dreamingsmoke: when really!
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
dreamingsmoke: it is spreading its word!!!
WeirdGodez: I WAS THINKIKNG THE SAME THING
dreamingsmoke: SEKRITLY
WeirdGodez: SHIT
dreamingsmoke: WE R JEANYUS
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: HIGH FIVE!
dreamingsmoke: only then tiger gets into trouble
dreamingsmoke: so it is OHSHIT
dreamingsmoke: DTG IS NOT SO HIDDEN ANYMORE!
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: man
dreamingsmoke: we DO plot together
dreamingsmoke: way too much don't we
dreamingsmoke: lalala so the movie starts when big cheese
dreamingsmoke: is all negotiating like
WeirdGodez: and the other head refuses
dreamingsmoke: with oxcart girl's dad for the plague?
WeirdGodez: and big cheese brings in the BIG GUNS
WeirdGodez: i.e. his henchmen
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: GREAT FIGHTO!
dreamingsmoke: is rosa among them?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: she's standing in the room
WeirdGodez: calmly
dreamingsmoke: how does tiger come into that? XD
WeirdGodez: she's his bodyguard
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: BIG CHEESE
WeirdGodez: CAN BE ROSA'S BROTHER
WeirdGodez: OLDER BROTHER
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
WeirdGodez: WHO WAS BORN DEFORMED
WeirdGodez: THAT'S WHY HE WEARS A MASK!
dreamingsmoke: no, no
dreamingsmoke: i was going to have her come from a sect or family
dreamingsmoke: that specialised in poisons or something
dreamingsmoke: only they were all killed
dreamingsmoke: and the big cheese saved her life
dreamingsmoke: so she serves him now!
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: Big Cheese killed her family
WeirdGodez: saw her cowering in the corner
dreamingsmoke: but she doens't know that?
WeirdGodez: sobbing and sniffling
WeirdGodez: and instead of killing her
WeirdGodez: says
WeirdGodez: "If I let you live, will you promise to serve me?"
WeirdGodez: and she's all "I DON'T WANT TO DIE."
WeirdGodez: and he goes
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: "Good. You can be my bodyguard."
WeirdGodez: and she lives with the regret
dreamingsmoke: lalala oh you know what
WeirdGodez: for the rest of her life
dreamingsmoke: i was going to have her blood
dreamingsmoke: be the antidote to poison!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: since she comes from a family of poison makers
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I'd say more along the lines of
dreamingsmoke: and then the bit where dragon almsot dies
WeirdGodez: it is her blood that activates the antidote
dreamingsmoke: is because he got poisoned with one of her poisons by another henchment
dreamingsmoke: because big cheese knew she wouldn't fight him with poisoned weapons
dreamingsmoke: so big cheese is all U HAV BETRAYED ME
dreamingsmoke: *KO*
dreamingsmoke: and then rosa picks herself up and goes and saves dragon's life
dreamingsmoke: and then disappears
dreamingsmoke: to not die? XD
dreamingsmoke: hn
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: activating the antidote is trouble, see, because then you need blood AND antidote
WeirdGodez: she'll tell Dragon
WeirdGodez: I've given you the antidote
dreamingsmoke: so i figured it would be the antidote to her family poison
WeirdGodez: but I've lost too much of my own blood
WeirdGodez: GO
dreamingsmoke: that is SUPPOSED to have no antidote
WeirdGodez: DEFEAT HIM FOR ME
WeirdGodez: AVENGE MY FAMILY
WeirdGodez: and then he leaves her
WeirdGodez: before she dies
WeirdGodez: and when he comes back for her body
WeirdGodez: IT'S GONE
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: so IS SHE REALLY DEAD?
WeirdGodez: OR DID SOMEONE TAKE IT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: man, the movie plot made no sense
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: so Rosa's sister is alive
WeirdGodez: she survived the attack
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: I know
WeirdGodez: SHE HATES HER SISTER
dreamingsmoke: LIKE THE PART WHERE DRAGON ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: AND HE FELL INTO THE WATER
WeirdGodez: SHE HAS BEEN WATCHING ROSA ALL THESE YEARS
dreamingsmoke: AND IT WAS LIKE
WeirdGodez: AND THEN
dreamingsmoke: WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THE WATER COME FROM
WeirdGodez: SHE REENTERS DRAGON'S LIFE
WeirdGodez: AS ROSA
WeirdGodez: BUT SHE'S NOT REALLY ROSA
dreamingsmoke: wtf XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: so should she be all
dreamingsmoke: ALL OVER DRAGON!
dreamingsmoke: dragon: ...............
dreamingsmoke: and then she ALMOST KILLS DRAGON!
dreamingsmoke: FOR CALLOUSLY LEAVING HER SISTER TO DIE!
WeirdGodez: the REAL ROSA however
dreamingsmoke: ONLY THEN ROSA REENETERS!
WeirdGodez: IS STILL ALIVE
dreamingsmoke: TO SAVE HIS ASS?
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: AGAIN!
WeirdGodez: I don't think she'd hate Dragon for leaving Rosa
dreamingsmoke: that's for the sequel tho
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: I think she should resent Rosa
WeirdGodez: for choosing to serve the man
dreamingsmoke: or maybe SHE TOO
WeirdGodez: that had killed her family
dreamingsmoke: is SECRETLY IN LOVE
dreamingsmoke: WITH DRAGON
WeirdGodez: nah
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: I wouldn't have it like that
dreamingsmoke: resenting rosa works
WeirdGodez: I'd have her falling for TURBO
WeirdGodez: and Turbo all, zomg
WeirdGodez: you are Rosa
WeirdGodez: ROSA IS AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: but then why try to kill dragon?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: 'cos Rosa loves Dragon
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: but wait
WeirdGodez: give the sister a name
WeirdGodez: quik
dreamingsmoke: if this is only in the second movie
WeirdGodez: *quick
dreamingsmoke: and turbo and rosa only meet then
dreamingsmoke: then how will turbo know anyway?
dreamingsmoke: UH
dreamingsmoke: LILY
WeirdGodez: Rosa's SISTER
WeirdGodez: HAHA
WeirdGodez: okay
dreamingsmoke: COME ON THAT WORKS
WeirdGodez: so Lily is pretending to be Rosa
WeirdGodez: and trying to get close to Dragon
WeirdGodez: but Turbo is all, zomg, Rosa so hot
WeirdGodez: but Lily is all
WeirdGodez: VENGEANCE
WeirdGodez: MUST TAKE IT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: ooh, but this Leopard dude is CUTE
dreamingsmoke: MUST DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I think Lily
WeirdGodez: would be more fixated
WeirdGodez: on Rosa's betrayal of their family
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: and their family's memory
WeirdGodez: so she'd hurting Dragon
WeirdGodez: becasue Rosa loves Dragon
WeirdGodez: and Rose is imprisoned
WeirdGodez: in Lily's home
WeirdGodez: and Lily is all
WeirdGodez: I'll drag the corpse of your lover to you!
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
WeirdGodez: but then
WeirdGodez: Turbo is all
dreamingsmoke: why didn't she just kill rosa then?
WeirdGodez: HEEEEY SUGAR
WeirdGodez: 'cos she wants to see Rosa suffer
WeirdGodez: the way Lily did all those years
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: then rosa breaks herslef lose?
WeirdGodez: ISN'T THAT SO BAD WUXIA?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: she could
WeirdGodez: or
dreamingsmoke: you do realise you're more interested in the sequel then the actual? XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: TURBO COULD FIND REAL ROSA
WeirdGodez: AND BE ALL
WeirdGodez: OMG
WeirdGodez: MY LOVE
WeirdGodez: IT IS FAKE
dreamingsmoke: rolls
dreamingsmoke: turbo should fight rosa once in the first movie
WeirdGodez: and Rosa's all, WUT
dreamingsmoke: for this to work
WeirdGodez: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY
WeirdGodez: MY SISTER'S INSANE
dreamingsmoke: you know rosa is going to be semi suicidal
dreamingsmoke: and cut herself
dreamingsmoke: oh my god
WeirdGodez: ........
WeirdGodez: no, no
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WeirdGodez: she's goign to come up with NEW POISONS
dreamingsmoke: YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK
WeirdGodez: TO USE ON HER SISTER
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: you love the sister thing
WeirdGodez: I know
dreamingsmoke: don't you?
WeirdGodez: Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: he had concocted a poison
WeirdGodez: that Rosa's blood could heal
WeirdGodez: but it would hurt
WeirdGodez: so he injects it into her
WeirdGodez: whenever she's misbehaving
WeirdGodez: and it causes PAIN
WeirdGodez: SUFFERING
WeirdGodez: AGONY
WeirdGodez: for hours
dreamingsmoke: but it can't kill her?
WeirdGodez: and then her body recovers
dreamingsmoke: but it kills other people?
dreamingsmoke: huh
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: dude, the Sister Thing is my cliche
WeirdGodez: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: go play with oxcart girl
WeirdGodez: I'm usually more random than you
dreamingsmoke: while i think it over
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling is pretty typical tho'
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: Rosa's the interesting one
WeirdGodez: unless
dreamingsmoke: but we are giving you full license
dreamingsmoke: to be batshit if you want
WeirdGodez: you wanna give her a LONG LOST BROTHER
dreamingsmoke: .................................
WeirdGodez: OR NO
dreamingsmoke: NO
WeirdGodez: HER MOTHER
WeirdGodez: HAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: ONE IS ENOUGH
WeirdGodez: HER MOTHER
WeirdGodez: WHO LEFT THEM
dreamingsmoke: oh god XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: TO MARRY ANOTHER TRIAD DUDE
dreamingsmoke: no, no
WeirdGodez: WHY NOT?
dreamingsmoke: dragon's mother should be the one that comes back alive
WeirdGodez: ....................................
WeirdGodez: oh God
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: chris was so
WeirdGodez: even worse
dreamingsmoke: THAT WILL SO HAPPEN IN THE SEQUEL!
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling's mother
WeirdGodez: left them
WeirdGodez: and went into the mountains
WeirdGodez: and became a NUN
dreamingsmoke: ......................
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: NO
WeirdGodez: Dragon and Tiger's mother should stay dead, I think
WeirdGodez: their FATHER
WeirdGodez: should come back
WeirdGodez: as the head of his own triad
dreamingsmoke: but they have differnt mothers
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: nah, their dad stays dead
WeirdGodez: I'd make them full brothers
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: but then why did their mother leave
dreamingsmoke: and only take dragon?
WeirdGodez: that was the deal
WeirdGodez: she can only take one child with her
WeirdGodez: and in return, the sect won't hunt her down
WeirdGodez: because it IS a sect
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: oh wait
WeirdGodez: she took Dragon
dreamingsmoke: i would have said
dreamingsmoke: that she was going to leave
dreamingsmoke: and dragon was all
WeirdGodez: beause she knew she'd be living a life of poverty and Dragon's tougher
dreamingsmoke: I'LL GO WITH YOU
WeirdGodez: TIger's a soft soul
dreamingsmoke: and they wouldn't tell tiger what was going on
dreamingsmoke: to protect him
dreamingsmoke: and because one boy has to stay anyway
WeirdGodez: well
WeirdGodez: Tiger gets to emo that their mom loved Dragon more
dreamingsmoke: XD
WeirdGodez: and Dragon gets to emo that their mother loved Tiger more
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: ISN'T THAT JEANYUS?
dreamingsmoke: there should be a graveyard scene
dreamingsmoke: where they meet
WeirdGodez: SHE TOOK YOU WITH HER
WeirdGodez: SHE DIDN'T LOVE ME
dreamingsmoke: SHE LEFT YOU BEHIND!
WeirdGodez: MOTHER DIDN'T TAKE YOU BECAUSE SHE LOVED YOU
dreamingsmoke: wait, TIMELINE
WeirdGodez: SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE TOO SOFT FOR THE KIND OF LIFE SHE WAS ENTERING
dreamingsmoke: WHEN DID SHE LEAVE?
dreamingsmoke: HOW OLD ARE THEY IN THE CURRENT PLOT?
WeirdGodez: Tiger should be about four or five
WeirdGodez: at LEAST
WeirdGodez: maybe six/seven
WeirdGodez: Dragon is about two years older than Tiger
dreamingsmoke: huh
WeirdGodez: in the movie, they're in their twenties
dreamingsmoke: that small an age gap?
WeirdGodez: Tiger's four in the kid scenes
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: well, i'd maybe make him five
WeirdGodez: Dragon's maybe six or seven
dreamingsmoke: but four is fine
dreamingsmoke: so two years difference?
WeirdGodez: I figured four
WeirdGodez: because Tiger didn't remember
dreamingsmoke: do we want to ake them in their twneties?
dreamingsmoke: or younger?
WeirdGodez: about the gym
WeirdGodez: and how they used to go there
WeirdGodez: after Tiger got beaten up
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: the kids
dreamingsmoke: were SO CUTE
WeirdGodez: OMG
dreamingsmoke: it was disgusting
WeirdGodez: THE SLIPPER
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: WHEN DRAGON TELLS TIGER
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: I'LL GIVE YOU MY SLIPPER
WeirdGodez: DON'T TELL ANYONE
dreamingsmoke: and the bit where tiger
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: walks aaway WAILING
WeirdGodez: HEY KID
dreamingsmoke: down the STREET
WeirdGodez: YOU'RE FROWNING
WeirdGodez: IF YOU DON'T STOP FROWNING
WeirdGodez: IMMA BEAT YOU UP!
dreamingsmoke: WE'LL BEAT YOU UP!
WeirdGodez: Tiger: *WAILS*
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN HE JUST CRIES HARDER
dreamingsmoke: AND RUNS AWAY!
WeirdGodez: AND THEY BEAT HIM UP
WeirdGodez: LIKE, WTF
dreamingsmoke: SRSLY
dreamingsmoke: it was like
WeirdGodez: I told you DTG was A++
dreamingsmoke: don't hk kids have better things to do?
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: okay, so how old are they in current plot?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I'd make them slightly younger
WeirdGodez: than the movie
WeirdGodez: so about 17 and 20?
WeirdGodez: maybe 18 and 20
WeirdGodez: you know, at that weird stage where they're going to argue a lot too
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: 18, 21?
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: that works too
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: how old is oxacrt girl?
WeirdGodez: because once Dragon tries to assert his authority with Tiger
dreamingsmoke: 17?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: tiger will resent it
WeirdGodez: 17 sounds good
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: especially since he hasn't seen him in 4 eva
WeirdGodez: and Tiger is the kind of kid that normally doesn't
WeirdGodez: Turbo
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: you want him a LOT older?
dreamingsmoke: 19?
WeirdGodez: and just insanely dorky and lazy and so seems younger?
dreamingsmoke: i would've have put him as younger than dragon tho
WeirdGodez: 19 then
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: since his skills obviously lag behind
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: but he never had formal training
WeirdGodez: it's obvs
dreamingsmoke: how old is rosa?
WeirdGodez: same as Dragon
WeirdGodez: I'd say
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: was i the only one
WeirdGodez: hey
dreamingsmoke: who thought she looked
WeirdGodez: Turbo would so go for older women
dreamingsmoke: SO MUCH OLDER
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: than dragon in the flashback?
WeirdGodez: she did look older
WeirdGodez: she looked at least two years older
dreamingsmoke: i was like, WTF
dreamingsmoke: and then in current plot
dreamingsmoke: she looks so much younger!
dreamingsmoke: okay, so rosa is also 21
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: actually, big cheese as rosa's brother could work
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: her beloved older brother
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha
WeirdGodez: that everyone thought was the golden child
WeirdGodez: and going to take over the family sect
dreamingsmoke: their family was massacred when they were children
WeirdGodez: when he goes crazy and kills 'em all
WeirdGodez: ala Itachi
dreamingsmoke: he grabbed her and ran away
dreamingsmoke: and vowed he would rise to the TOP OF THE TRIAD WORLD!
dreamingsmoke: for VENGEANCE!
WeirdGodez: I'd have made him go the Itachi route
dreamingsmoke: hm
WeirdGodez: mostly because I want Lily
dreamingsmoke: but that doesn't explain her loyalty to him
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: if we don't have lily
WeirdGodez: easily
dreamingsmoke: xiao ling can have a lost brother
WeirdGodez: he was her favourite older sibling
WeirdGodez: she looked up to him
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: and he taught her a lot of things
dreamingsmoke: i'd say more likely
WeirdGodez: THAT'S how Rosa learned her martial arts
dreamingsmoke: he doted on HER
WeirdGodez: from her brother
dreamingsmoke: to explain why he doesn't kill her
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: so he takes her away
WeirdGodez: I tink he would dote on her too
dreamingsmoke: and lies to her about their family
WeirdGodez: but he would also ask her
dreamingsmoke: and she believes him
WeirdGodez: to stay with him always
dreamingsmoke: except that eventually she doesn't anymore
WeirdGodez: and to protect him from bad people
WeirdGodez: the way he is always going to protect her
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: he should be damaged somehow
dreamingsmoke: would it be bfore or after he goes berserker?
dreamingsmoke: like, he kills family
WeirdGodez: after
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: before
dreamingsmoke: but gets his face eaten away by poison
WeirdGodez: that should be what unhinged his mind
dreamingsmoke: during the massacre
WeirdGodez: that poison
WeirdGodez: should be the one he uses on Rosa
dreamingsmoke: ha
WeirdGodez: and he'd be all
dreamingsmoke: no, wait
WeirdGodez: I'm sorry Little Sister
dreamingsmoke: he was a genius child
WeirdGodez: BUT IT IS FOR YOUR GOOD
dreamingsmoke: so he made poisons
dreamingsmoke: that were reeeeeally fucked up
dreamingsmoke: only there was an accident
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: that destroyed his face/mind
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: we are so insane
WeirdGodez: we do way more backstory
dreamingsmoke: and only rosa didn't care
WeirdGodez: than actual plot
dreamingsmoke: about his scar
dreamingsmoke: so when he kills the family
dreamingsmoke: he takes her
dreamingsmoke: because she's not scared of him
dreamingsmoke: I LOVE BACKSTORY
dreamingsmoke: in case this wasn't obvious
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: HI?
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: AM I NOT NEARLY AS BAD?
dreamingsmoke: so blah blah blah
dreamingsmoke: they run away together
dreamingsmoke: he becomes BIG CHEESE
WeirdGodez: she's his bodyguard
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: I srsly want Rosa's sister to show up
dreamingsmoke: and everyone assumes he can't fight
dreamingsmoke: but he is really the SEKRIT behind rosa's SUPER SK1LLZ
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha rosa
dreamingsmoke: should try to kill her brother
dreamingsmoke: THAT'S when he kills her
dreamingsmoke: or thinks he does
dreamingsmoke: it'll come after she should have killed dragon but didn't
dreamingsmoke: and she'll be all, i knew the truth about what you did years ago
WeirdGodez: snort
dreamingsmoke: WHAT DO WE CALL THIR SECT
dreamingsmoke: AKA FAMILY?
WeirdGodez: Seven Poisons
WeirdGodez: or something
WeirdGodez: I don't know why 7 came to mind
WeirdGodez: but it did
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: and rosa should have these SCARY ASS
dreamingsmoke: long claws
dreamingsmoke: that she puts on when she's going to PWN PEOPLE
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I think she should have them like a long glove
WeirdGodez: fitted next to her hands
dreamingsmoke: as grand ceremonial YOUR ARSE IS MINE weaponry
dreamingsmoke: nrgh
WeirdGodez: but when she fists her hands
dreamingsmoke: i thought of gloves too
WeirdGodez: they become claws
WeirdGodez: otherwise
dreamingsmoke: but i was thinking
dreamingsmoke: of those fancy nails that dowagers wear?
dreamingsmoke: in the past?
dreamingsmoke: and those would be BADASS as weapons
dreamingsmoke: like, her version would be jointed
dreamingsmoke: to fit exactly over each finger
dreamingsmoke: *jointed
WeirdGodez: OH
WeirdGodez: THOSE
dreamingsmoke: YES
dreamingsmoke: COME ON
dreamingsmoke: THOSE?
WeirdGodez: GOOD ONE
dreamingsmoke: SO BADASS
dreamingsmoke: and you know it would be kind of hilarious
dreamingsmoke: because she wouldn't be able to open doors when she's wearing them
dreamingsmoke: so the henchmen would like follow her and do everything
dreamingsmoke: and all she'd have to do is
dreamingsmoke: KEEEEEEL
dreamingsmoke: either that or she'd kick doors down
WeirdGodez: she ought to have a lackey
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: a YOUNG APPRENTICE GIRL
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: you really like the whole
WeirdGodez: this is getting more and more involved
dreamingsmoke: young vengeful grrl thing, don't you?
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: dude
WeirdGodez: we haven't even started
WeirdGodez: on Turbo
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: or Tiger
WeirdGodez: or DRAGON yet
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: OKAY WE CAN DO TURBO NOW
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHA DRAGON
WeirdGodez: I think I may twist his characterization a bit
dreamingsmoke: you can do so much dumb shit with dragon
WeirdGodez: Turbo should be HORRIBLE with girls
dreamingsmoke: you know what i'd do?
WeirdGodez: but think that he's devastatingly charming
dreamingsmoke: i'd make rosa be the one
WeirdGodez: ?
dreamingsmoke: who teaches dragon to fight girls
dreamingsmoke: she'd be all
dreamingsmoke: omg you're SUCH A WUUUSSSS FIGHT ME
dreamingsmoke: ad he'd be all BUT YOU'RE A GIRL
dreamingsmoke: and then she'd be all
dreamingsmoke: okay, fine, i'll fight xiao ling
dreamingsmoke: and then he'd be NO
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: you know it would be AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: and it'd be all
dreamingsmoke: omg reinforce moral differences
WeirdGodez: snort
dreamingsmoke: between the brothers!
WeirdGodez: this is turning EPIC
dreamingsmoke: because tiger would be all I CAN'T HIT GIRLS
WeirdGodez: Dragon, m'dear
WeirdGodez: not Tiger
dreamingsmoke: but see
dreamingsmoke: rosa would make him learn
dreamingsmoke: so he WOULD hit girls
dreamingsmoke: just not very often
WeirdGodez: Tiger wouldn't hit a girl
WeirdGodez: Dragon would
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: have to run to grandother's soon
dreamingsmoke: souldn't you sleep? XD
WeirdGodez: yes
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: I"m reading Satellites
WeirdGodez: and then I head to bed
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: when do dragon and rosa meet?
dreamingsmoke: do we keep the falling out of tree?
dreamingsmoke: it was SO CORNY
WeirdGodez: I'd keep it
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: i would rather make it a building tho
dreamingsmoke: so you know
WeirdGodez: TREE IS SO CUTE
dreamingsmoke: he'd REALLY save her life
WeirdGodez: I WANT THE TREE
dreamingsmoke: NOT JUST HER BROKEN LEG
dreamingsmoke: hahaha
dreamingsmoke: fine
dreamingsmoke: tree it is XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: it'd be a BIG TREE
dreamingsmoke: and dragon can be all are you trying to kill yourself? :O!
dreamingsmoke: and rosa will be all pfft go away brat
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: screw the main plot
dreamingsmoke: i could write STUPID BACKSTORY
dreamingsmoke: ALL DAY!
WeirdGodez: snort
WeirdGodez: no shit sherlock
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: which is not to say i don't like main plot
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: you know, i wouldn't have big cheese turn up so early in the movie
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: i'd have rosa turning up at the triad boss's place
WeirdGodez: prolly not
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: I have a headache liek whoa
WeirdGodez: I have to lie down and sleep
dreamingsmoke: and be all, my brother wants to make you guys an offer, hm?
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: go sleep
dreamingsmoke: we can talk another day XD
WeirdGodez: save the chat
WeirdGodez: we'll continue when I can
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: have fun at grandmama's
WeirdGodez: XD