chat log: plottts

WeirdGodez: YOU FINALLY WATCHED DTG
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: IT IS SO UNHOLY
dreamingsmoke: I LOVE IT
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: ALSO
dreamingsmoke: WE HAVE DECIDED
dreamingsmoke: THAT WE ARE GOING TO REWRITE IT VIA RP
dreamingsmoke: YOU HAVE TURBO
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE WE WERE NICE
dreamingsmoke: FUCKING OXCARTS
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: frai has tiger and chris has dragon
dreamingsmoke: and i have evil girl
dreamingsmoke: and they are trying to foist oxcart girl on me too
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
WeirdGodez: CHRIS IS GOING TO MAKE AN AWESOME DRAGON
WeirdGodez: wait
dreamingsmoke: DO YOU WANT OXCART GIRL?
WeirdGodez: why are YOU evil girl?
dreamingsmoke: i said i wanted her XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: should I be the evil one?
dreamingsmoke: AND YOU HAVE TURBO
dreamingsmoke: frai wanted turbo
dreamingsmoke: but she is nice, see
WeirdGodez: SHE'S INSANE
dreamingsmoke: and i pointed out that you can't do tiger on account of not being able to stand nic tse
WeirdGodez: ha
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: what
WeirdGodez: we're on the same wavelength there
dreamingsmoke: do i not know you well?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: hey
WeirdGodez: I mentioned it in my review
WeirdGodez: in spite of Nic
dreamingsmoke: we almost made you dragon
WeirdGodez: it was awesome
WeirdGodez: ha
WeirdGodez: Neji-redux, right?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: but then afrai said if she was tiger
dreamingsmoke: then being slahy at you would be like TOO WEIRD
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: anyway, chris and frai are now in charge of the BROTHERLY MAKING OUT
WeirdGodez: good zen
dreamingsmoke: THAT NEVER HAPPENED
WeirdGodez: VERY GOOD ZEN
dreamingsmoke: THE SHIRT GRABBING BIT
dreamingsmoke: WAS HILARIOUS
dreamingsmoke: CHRIS AND I WERE ALL
WeirdGodez: WASN'T IT?
dreamingsmoke: MAKE OUT!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: BUT NO!!!!
WeirdGodez: I WAS CRYING
dreamingsmoke: MANLY HUGS!!!
WeirdGodez: I WANTED TO PEE IN MY PANTS
dreamingsmoke: PFFFFFFT
WeirdGodez: IT WAS SO FUNNY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: ELECTIRC DRAGON DRILL
dreamingsmoke: IF I HAD BEEN DRINKING
dreamingsmoke: I WOULD HAVE SPIT IT
dreamingsmoke: ELECTRIC DRAGON DRILL!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: THE OLD MAN IN THE MOUNTAINS
WeirdGodez: WAS PRETTY FUCKING HYSTERICAL
dreamingsmoke: OH MY GOD
WeirdGodez: did zen tell you about the Bleach/DTG?
dreamingsmoke: THE FUCKING OXCART
dreamingsmoke: I ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LIKE WHAT
dreamingsmoke: HK HAS NO FUCKING TAXIS?
WeirdGodez: I LAUGHED THE ENTIRE TIME
WeirdGodez: AND PEOPLE WERE STARING AT ME
dreamingsmoke: ALSO NO WAI SHE CAN PULL THAT THING UP THE MOUNTAIN
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LAUGHING
WeirdGodez: THROUGH THE RAIN
dreamingsmoke: AT ALL THE MELODRAMA BITS
WeirdGodez: THE TORRENTIAL, POURING RAIN
WeirdGodez: OMG
dreamingsmoke: LIKE WHEN EVIL GIRL DIED
WeirdGodez: AND ROSA
WeirdGodez: WHEN SHE'S LIKE
dreamingsmoke: AND HE WAS ALL!!!!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I WANT A TATTOO
dreamingsmoke: *TRIES TO MOVE*
dreamingsmoke: *FAILS!!!!!!*
dreamingsmoke: I DIED
WeirdGodez: I DID TOO
dreamingsmoke: I WANTED TO ROLL ON THE FLOOR HOWLING
WeirdGodez: AND NIC TSE
WeirdGodez: WAS THE "GOOD" BOY
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: SRSLY
WeirdGodez: WITH THE CUTESY LOVE STORY
WeirdGodez: WTF
WeirdGodez: SHAWN YUE WAS AWESOMELY DORKY
dreamingsmoke: dude, what is up with him playing the good boys in his recent movies
WeirdGodez: trying to clean up his image, I suspect
WeirdGodez: TURBO SHEK IS LAME
dreamingsmoke: dude, he's had cutesy love stories in the past XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: HOW ABOUT TURBO LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN THEY CALLED HIM LEOPARD!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND FOR ONE MINUTE I THOUGHT
WeirdGodez: NO, TURBO LEOPARD
dreamingsmoke: HE WAS GOING TO PUNCH 'EM IN THE FACE
dreamingsmoke: FRIENDLY LIKE
dreamingsmoke: BUT NO!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: HE THOUGHT IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELL
dreamingsmoke: LEOPARD!!!!!!!!!!
WeirdGodez: DON'T YOU WANT TO READ THE CHINESE MANGA NOW?
dreamingsmoke: HOLY SHIT
dreamingsmoke: I AM TERRIFIED TO
WeirdGodez: IT MUST BE GR8
dreamingsmoke: also, since the evil girl is rosa
WeirdGodez: I AM GOING TO LEARN CHINESE
WeirdGodez: JUST SO I CAN READ THE CHINESE MANGA
dreamingsmoke: we figure masked dude
WeirdGodez: IS HER FATHER!
dreamingsmoke: of the insanely lame villany
dreamingsmoke: is a RAFFLESIA FLOWER
dreamingsmoke: THIS IS AFRAI'S FAULT NOT MINE
WeirdGodez: oy
WeirdGodez: XDDDD
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: and dude
dreamingsmoke: the villain's lair
dreamingsmoke: WAS THE LAMEST THING EVER
dreamingsmoke: IT WAS LIKE
dreamingsmoke: CUE BAD VIDEO GAME
dreamingsmoke: YOU HAVE ENTERED FINAL DUNDGEON!!!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN HONG KONG
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha
dreamingsmoke: if you want to catch chris
dreamingsmoke: come on at night
dreamingsmoke: more likely
WeirdGodez: dude
dreamingsmoke: oh man, we caught each other last night
dreamingsmoke: and were up till 3
WeirdGodez: I'm SLEEPING in the morning
dreamingsmoke: howling about dtg
WeirdGodez: and I'm at Hannah's stll
dreamingsmoke: ALSO THERE IS GOING TO BE A SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: when you get back then XD
dreamingsmoke: AND THE EVIL GIRL ACTRESS WIL BE BACK
dreamingsmoke: AS EVIL GIRL'S SISTER
dreamingsmoke: IS THAT NOT INSANELY LAME
WeirdGodez: you came up with that, didn't you?
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: IT IS ON A WEBSITE SOMEWHERE
WeirdGodez: I WANT TO BE EVIL GIRL'S SISTER
WeirdGodez: WHAT?
WeirdGodez: THAT'S CLASSIC ME
dreamingsmoke: I AM NOT SHITTING YOU
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: TIGER IS GOING TO BE THE FOCAL CHARACTER
WeirdGodez: I AM SO BUYING THIS MANGA
WeirdGodez: WHEN I CAN READ CHINESE
dreamingsmoke: OR SO IT SEZ IN THE SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: AND FRAI AND I WERE ALL
dreamingsmoke: HE ONLY FIGHTS WITH HIS LEGS
WeirdGodez: I KNOW
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE HE SECRETLY HAS FISTS OF DOOM!!!!
WeirdGodez: WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
dreamingsmoke: IT TAKES OUT WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOODS!!!
dreamingsmoke: IT MAKES HIM ANGST!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: AND SO IN THE SEQUEL
dreamingsmoke: IT WILL ALL AOUT HIS FISTS OF DOOM
dreamingsmoke: oh my god do you want to bet money the sequel will do that
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDDD
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: the sequel will still be about Dragon
WeirdGodez: but this time
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: Dragon and Tiger are going to fight
dreamingsmoke: he'll turn evil?
WeirdGodez: and FACE OFF
WeirdGodez: AGAINST ONE ANOTHER
dreamingsmoke: yeah, afrai said that
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: i can't believe there was only ONE
WeirdGodez: 'frai and i talked about it
dreamingsmoke: dragon-tiger fight the whole movie
dreamingsmoke: AND IT WAS A SHORT ONE
WeirdGodez: SRSLY
WeirdGodez: AND IN THE BEGINNING
dreamingsmoke: like, dude, WHERE IS THE BIG SHOWDOWN
dreamingsmoke: also
WeirdGodez: THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE RECOGNIZED ONE ANOTHER SO QUICKLY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE THE GIRLS IN THE MOVIE
dreamingsmoke: DID NOT FIGHT AT ALL
dreamingsmoke: HOW LAME IS THAT
dreamingsmoke: EVIL GIRL DID NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING EVIL
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling
dreamingsmoke: HOLY SHIT
WeirdGodez: ought to know how to fight
dreamingsmoke: srsly
WeirdGodez: like Tiger should've taught her
dreamingsmoke: we are thinking of either we give her a sword
WeirdGodez: but she's not v. good
dreamingsmoke: or we give her a hilariously weird power
WeirdGodez: hello
WeirdGodez: she is SO a bo staff
dreamingsmoke: that is equal parts useful and useless
WeirdGodez: she's not sword
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: evil girl?
dreamingsmoke: GETS CALWS OF DOOM
WeirdGodez: duh
dreamingsmoke: WITH POOOOOOOOISON
WeirdGodez: but Xiaoling
WeirdGodez: is so bo staff material to me
WeirdGodez: she's like Gabrielle
WeirdGodez: from Xena
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: useless
WeirdGodez: but LEARNS
dreamingsmoke: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: you want we do oxcart girl together?
dreamingsmoke: i don't want to do her alone
dreamingsmoke: the two of them
dreamingsmoke: basically were all
dreamingsmoke: *FOIST THE GIRLS ON ME*
dreamingsmoke: and i was all
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: WAIT WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THE GIRLS WTF
WeirdGodez: I can do her
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: oh man turbo
WeirdGodez: I'd make her way more abusive
dreamingsmoke: and the SLIPPER BITCHSLAP
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: THAT WAS AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: GODDAMN MOVIE
dreamingsmoke: KILLING ALL THE AWESOME OLD MEN
WeirdGodez: dude
WeirdGodez: LOVE TRIANGLE
dreamingsmoke: AE ARE NOT KILLING THE SHIFU OKAY
WeirdGodez: TIGER --> XIAOLING --> DRAGON
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dreamingsmoke: NO NO NO
dreamingsmoke: FRAI WAS ALL
dreamingsmoke: THERE SHOULD BE LESBIANISM
WeirdGodez: I thought of that
dreamingsmoke: SO THAT DRAGON AND TIGER CAN MAKE OUT
WeirdGodez: but I want Turbo/Rosa
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
dreamingsmoke: wtf? XD
WeirdGodez: THEY'D BE FUNNY
WeirdGodez: THINK ABOUT IT
WeirdGodez: TURBO CHASING AFTER A GIRL IS A++++
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: this is easy
dreamingsmoke: if we just don't kill rosa
dreamingsmoke: so we have MAXIMUM ROOM
dreamingsmoke: for OT5!!!!
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: kill Rosa
WeirdGodez: but
WeirdGodez: she can come back
WeirdGodez: HORRIBLY SCARRED
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: AND BLAMING DRAGON
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
WeirdGodez: and Turbo's all, "Scars are SIGNS OF HONOUR!"
dreamingsmoke: THE STUPUD MOVES
WeirdGodez: THE GOLDEN BELL
dreamingsmoke: THAT THEY PULLED IN THE VILLAIN'S LAIR
dreamingsmoke: I WAS LIKE WTF IS TURBO DOING WITH THE NUNCHAKU POSING
dreamingsmoke: INSERT BAD CG
dreamingsmoke: WTF IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS
dreamingsmoke: THAT'S THE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN I ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: AGAIN
WeirdGodez: dude
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: where do you want to make the villain's lair?
WeirdGodez: I srsly think Turbo should have a thing for scarred!Rosa
WeirdGodez: China
WeirdGodez: duh
dreamingsmoke: i was saying you'd want to put it in the ifc
dreamingsmoke: but that is for the sequel
WeirdGodez: yes, but Turbo in love
dreamingsmoke: but you know what would be hilarious?
WeirdGodez: would be SOSOSOSOSOSO CUTE
WeirdGodez: HE'D BE SO DUMB
dreamingsmoke: OH SHIT WAIT
dreamingsmoke: WE SAID THE LAIR
dreamingsmoke: SHOULD BE IN DISNEYLAND
dreamingsmoke: BECAUSE FRAI WANTS A FIGHT IN OCEAN PARK
dreamingsmoke: AND CHRIS AND ZEN WERE ALL
dreamingsmoke: IT'S A SMALL WORLD!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: and then i had to say, are we going to take this shit halfway seriously or not?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: my only problemw with that
dreamingsmoke: *rolls*
WeirdGodez: is that it would make it a completely modern HK
WeirdGodez: I'd want it in a weird place
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: the same kind of place that the movie's in
WeirdGodez: if that makes sense
dreamingsmoke: but you know what i thought would be hilariously bizarre?
dreamingsmoke: PUT THE LAIR
dreamingsmoke: IN THE UNOCCUPIED CRAZY BUILDING
WeirdGodez: did she tell you about the Bleach version of DTG?
dreamingsmoke: AT STANLEY
WeirdGodez: snort
WeirdGodez: maybe
dreamingsmoke: YOU KNOW, THE ONE THE RICH LADY BUILT
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: I thought about it
dreamingsmoke: i started howling about the oxcart
dreamingsmoke: and zen was all CAN YOU NOT SEE RENJI DOING THAT
dreamingsmoke: and i was all, d00d, i don't DOUBT renji can do that
dreamingsmoke: also, we figure
WeirdGodez: zen wants to write it
WeirdGodez: with Ichigo howling at him
WeirdGodez: TAXIS
WeirdGodez: MY OLD MAN'S A DOCTOR
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: etc
dreamingsmoke: ALSO DOCTORS
dreamingsmoke: rosa and dragon should have had at least one big fight man
dreamingsmoke: i mean, dude
WeirdGodez: no, Rosa
WeirdGodez: should injure TIGER
WeirdGodez: Dragon should FLY INTO A RAGE
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: and Rosa's all
WeirdGodez: I DID IT FOR YOU
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: how is the plot going to go?
WeirdGodez: errr
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: were you guys waiting for me?
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: THIS IS A BIG QUESTION
dreamingsmoke: kind of
dreamingsmoke: in the sense that
dreamingsmoke: if we leave chris and frai to it
dreamingsmoke: they will be all GAY PORN!!!!
dreamingsmoke: so apparently if we want plot
dreamingsmoke: tis up to us
WeirdGodez: yes, well
WeirdGodez: everything's always up to us
WeirdGodez: innit?
dreamingsmoke: no shit
dreamingsmoke: afrai continues to deny borg membership
dreamingsmoke: she will not tell me how the temperature
dreamingsmoke: in the nile is these days
dreamingsmoke: but considering that she SUGGESTED the rp and made the comm and all
dreamingsmoke: i don't think she can talk, man
WeirdGodez: srsly
WeirdGodez: her planning
WeirdGodez: is taking on shades of ours
dreamingsmoke: ALSO YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE AN AWESOME VILLAIN?
WeirdGodez: we're crazier tho'
WeirdGodez: who?
dreamingsmoke: INCAN
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
dreamingsmoke: AM I NOT GENIUS?
dreamingsmoke: BUT WE DON'T DARE ASK HER
dreamingsmoke: ALSO WE DO NOT THINK SHE KNOWS KUNG FU
dreamingsmoke: BUT IT'S NOT HARD
WeirdGodez: WHEN THE BLACKMARKET VERSION COMES OUT
dreamingsmoke: SHE JUST HAS TO COME AND BE AIZEN
WeirdGodez: I'LL SEND IT TO HER
dreamingsmoke: EVERY NOW AND THEN
dreamingsmoke: wait, how does our love polygon go?
dreamingsmoke: rosa -> dragon -> xiao ling -> tiger
dreamingsmoke: ........... tiger -> turbo
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: tho really tiger -> dragon is more likely
WeirdGodez: turbo goes for Rosa in the sequel
WeirdGodez: Turbo, omg
WeirdGodez: he can be the little playa
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
dreamingsmoke: DUDE
WeirdGodez: who's met his match
dreamingsmoke: THE MOVIE MADE NO SENSE
WeirdGodez: IN THE FEMME FATALE, ROSA
dreamingsmoke: I LOOKED AT TIGER AND HIS GANG
dreamingsmoke: GOING TO ALL THE FANCY RESTAURANTS
dreamingsmoke: AND WAS LIKE WHERE DO THESE BRATS GET THE MONEY WTF
WeirdGodez: AND GETTING AMBUSHED
WeirdGodez: Tiger's obvs rich
dreamingsmoke: AND LIKE
dreamingsmoke: TURBO LOOKS LIKE A HOBO
WeirdGodez: he's v. rich
dreamingsmoke: AND THEY LET HIM IN?
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: we could work that angle too
dreamingsmoke: dad rich?
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: uncle runs dtg?
WeirdGodez: Turbo prolly just charms his way in
WeirdGodez: yup
WeirdGodez: but T and D's parents are dead
WeirdGodez: so the money was likely left to them
dreamingsmoke: hahahahahahahaha dtg should be in MONGKUT
WeirdGodez: I think I'd make Turbo dorky
WeirdGodez: but charming
dreamingsmoke: you know this would be awesome
WeirdGodez: nah
WeirdGodez: DTG is more likely in the mountans
WeirdGodez: *mountains
WeirdGodez: from the looks of it
dreamingsmoke: nah
WeirdGodez: New Territories
dreamingsmoke: i'd make it more accessible to the city
dreamingsmoke: so it'd explain where all the kids running around it came from
dreamingsmoke: since they clearly only go there for lessons
dreamingsmoke: or whatevs
WeirdGodez: I'd make a dorm house
dreamingsmoke: they strike me as a street based sect
dreamingsmoke: yeah, i was ASSUMING that they adopted the kids
WeirdGodez: I thought so at too first
dreamingsmoke: but then the big bad showed up and it was like
dreamingsmoke: NOT A BRAT IN SIGHT
WeirdGodez: but then their principles are too monastic
dreamingsmoke: so apparently they don't stay there at night
dreamingsmoke: well, maybe
dreamingsmoke: but if the sect is picking up chibi delinquents
dreamingsmoke: and teaching them good kung fu
WeirdGodez: I'd say monastic in origins
dreamingsmoke: it has to be located somewhere accessible, you see what i mean?
WeirdGodez: yes
dreamingsmoke: yeah, maybe
WeirdGodez: but if xiao ling was dragging an oxcart up a mountain
WeirdGodez: she'd have to be CLOSE to the mountain
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: I SAID
dreamingsmoke: SHE WOULD TAKE A CAB TO LANTAU
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN DRAG THEM UP TO THE MONSTERY
WeirdGodez: huh
dreamingsmoke: ON THE OXCART
WeirdGodez: so are we going for the city?
dreamingsmoke: since there would be like no roads
dreamingsmoke: OR WHATEVS
WeirdGodez: instead of that weird magic realism they had going on?
dreamingsmoke: i would go more for urban fantasy myself
dreamingsmoke: like, definitely modern
dreamingsmoke: but with the mythical elements there?
WeirdGodez: like how we had Ran-tachi?
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: i guess
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: DUDE THE GODDAM CELLPHONES
dreamingsmoke: WERE SO TACKY
WeirdGodez: and Nokia
dreamingsmoke: NOKIA AD A+++!!!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: do you want oxcart girl vs rosa?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: in the sequel
WeirdGodez: I want them to meet in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: but in the sequel, they can fight
dreamingsmoke: huh, no
dreamingsmoke: i was actually thinking
WeirdGodez: because Xiaoling can be learning martial arts in the second movie
dreamingsmoke: that if oxcart girl's dad worked for big bad
dreamingsmoke: and rosa knew dragon
dreamingsmoke: actually, they more likely they grew up together and all
dreamingsmoke: i can totally do backstory of the three of them as kids
WeirdGodez: I don't think I want Xiaoling to know martial arts in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: nah, she doesn't have to know
WeirdGodez: second movie, yes
dreamingsmoke: she can be the sheltered rich girl
dreamingsmoke: but then her dad dies
WeirdGodez: but that's 'cos you totally know Tiger's all
dreamingsmoke: and she goes to tiger and is all
dreamingsmoke: TEACH ME TO FIGHT!
WeirdGodez: "I want to teach you because I worry that I won't be here for you one day!"
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: she doesn't have to know martial arts in the first movie
dreamingsmoke: for my backstory to work XD
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: dude, how are we going to structure the damn triad verse in this
dreamingsmoke: since, you know, the movie villain did not DO ANYTHING
dreamingsmoke: other than SIT IN HIS LAIR
dreamingsmoke: AND BE FUCKING EVIL
dreamingsmoke: LIKE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA
dreamingsmoke: omg, he was SO LAME
dreamingsmoke: SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO LAME
WeirdGodez: see
WeirdGodez: the movie was more wuxia + triad
WeirdGodez: I'd make it more triad + wuxia
WeirdGodez: if that makes sense
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: so heavier on the triad
dreamingsmoke: than the wuxia?
WeirdGodez: yup
dreamingsmoke: i would lean that way myself yeah
dreamingsmoke: because wuxia needs WORLDBUIDLING
dreamingsmoke: hahahahaha, i was like WHAT IS OUR WORLDBUILDING at afrai last night
dreamingsmoke: and she was all OH NO YOU DON'T
dreamingsmoke: YOU WILL WORLDBUILD AND THEN THERE WILL NEVER BE ANY STORY
dreamingsmoke: DUDE, I AM SO NOT THAT BAD
WeirdGodez: yes you are
WeirdGodez: when I'm not around to keep you in check
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: well, dude
dreamingsmoke: if i hadn't been lazy
dreamingsmoke: i could have basically started writing last night
dreamingsmoke: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
WeirdGodez: in Toronto
dreamingsmoke: does it surprise you that frai and chris totally said i should start with IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
WeirdGodez: I'll be able to help better
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: I wouldn't lean that way
dreamingsmoke: when do you get back? XD
WeirdGodez: I'd lean more towards a clear night
WeirdGodez: 22nd
dreamingsmoke: it was a JOKE
WeirdGodez: Tuesday
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: yes
WeirdGodez: but I mean, 'frai and Chris
WeirdGodez: you know
WeirdGodez: it's going to be us
WeirdGodez: against them
WeirdGodez: for a lot of it
dreamingsmoke: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
WeirdGodez: or rather
dreamingsmoke: no shiz
WeirdGodez: us against zen
WeirdGodez: and chris being all
WeirdGodez: "I LIKE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH"
dreamingsmoke: EVERYTHING IS GREAT
WeirdGodez: I might be able to come to Spore again
WeirdGodez: this January
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: it will be our BATSHIT PLOT against their GAY INCEST PORN
dreamingsmoke: is what
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: zen says she might be able to come to singapore
dreamingsmoke: in september
WeirdGodez: 'cos plane tickets to S'pore
WeirdGodez: are cheaper
WeirdGodez: than to HK direct
dreamingsmoke: and if she is, she'll get dvds
WeirdGodez: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
dreamingsmoke: and then i can make icons and layouts
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: that is really weird XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: it's 'cos Cathay
WeirdGodez: is battling with SG airlines
WeirdGodez: for flights to SG
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: point being
WeirdGodez: I can visit you more often
dreamingsmoke: <3
dreamingsmoke: dude. do you think this rp will GET anywhere? snort
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: I think it's going to come down to us arguing with zen
dreamingsmoke: XD
WeirdGodez: am I so wrong?
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: i have not yet figured how frai's plotting tends to go
dreamingsmoke: tho she is saying stick close to movie
WeirdGodez: different fro mmine
WeirdGodez: definitely
dreamingsmoke: when i was basically saying
dreamingsmoke: well, if you want
dreamingsmoke: we could RAZE THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I work better with you
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: well, we've been doing this for a long time, you know XD
WeirdGodez: our thought processes are also closer
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: do we keep that random luosha plaque thing?
WeirdGodez: yes
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: okay
WeirdGodez: it's a good deus ex machina
dreamingsmoke: what does that MAKE the big bad?
WeirdGodez: the Luosha Plaque, however
dreamingsmoke: is he the head honcho of the traid world?
WeirdGodez: should be the wuxia part
WeirdGodez: it should be mythological
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: does it give you powers?
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: good question
dreamingsmoke: well, okay, i still think we need to start with what the hell the big bad DOES in the triad world
dreamingsmoke: other than hand the luosha thing around to people XD
WeirdGodez: I'd have the Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: wanting the Luosha Plaque
WeirdGodez: because there's a myth
WeirdGodez: saying that whoever owns it
WeirdGodez: owns the triad world
WeirdGodez: because it gives the bearer Great Powers of Persuasion
WeirdGodez: or some shit like that
WeirdGodez: you know, the persuasion device in the Thursday Next books?
dreamingsmoke: hahaha
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: or dude
dreamingsmoke: it confers KINGLY POWAH
dreamingsmoke: you know
WeirdGodez: but you can't just have the plaque
dreamingsmoke: like in the grand tour
WeirdGodez: you also need other objects
WeirdGodez: to go with it
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
WeirdGodez: or some shit like that
dreamingsmoke: so it is GRAND OBJECT QUESTO?
dreamingsmoke: or we could break the plaque
WeirdGodez: huh
dreamingsmoke: and all the major sects have a piece
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: or something
WeirdGodez: good idea
WeirdGodez: so that's why Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: is killing people
WeirdGodez: and the last piece
WeirdGodez: is with DTG
dreamingsmoke: and then the big cheese goea around
dreamingsmoke: either buying the pieces
dreamingsmoke: or stealing them
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: but then how does oxcart girl and her father come into it?
dreamingsmoke: they work for the big bad?
WeirdGodez: they have a piece
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: hn
WeirdGodez: I'd make them a smaller triad of their own
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: with dragon as their bodyguard, right?
WeirdGodez: yup
dreamingsmoke: does the big cheese buy it from them
WeirdGodez: and also
dreamingsmoke: or does he take it by force?
WeirdGodez: Dragon owes them a favour
dreamingsmoke: what favour?
WeirdGodez: because the father
dreamingsmoke: the one where they brought him up?
WeirdGodez: gave Dragon a chance for revenge
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: revenge against?
WeirdGodez: at the person that killed his mother
dreamingsmoke: ha
dreamingsmoke: okay, so how does she die then?
dreamingsmoke: not burned in fire?
WeirdGodez: I'd say burned
dreamingsmoke: or was the fire started
WeirdGodez: but set up
dreamingsmoke: by people she owed money to?
WeirdGodez: beacuse she wouldn't disclose the locatin
WeirdGodez: of the Luosha plaque
dreamingsmoke: snerk
dreamingsmoke: so dragon has XTRA reasons to go after the big cheese
dreamingsmoke: first his mom
dreamingsmoke: and then dtg?
dreamingsmoke: hahaha, you know what
WeirdGodez: ?
dreamingsmoke: the dtg piece should be last
dreamingsmoke: because the sect has been HIDING
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: I think so too
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: and it's done it by
dreamingsmoke: PRETENDING to be a martial arts school
dreamingsmoke: for street kids
dreamingsmoke: when really!
WeirdGodez: OH SHIT
dreamingsmoke: it is spreading its word!!!
WeirdGodez: I WAS THINKIKNG THE SAME THING
dreamingsmoke: SEKRITLY
WeirdGodez: SHIT
dreamingsmoke: WE R JEANYUS
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: HIGH FIVE!
dreamingsmoke: only then tiger gets into trouble
dreamingsmoke: so it is OHSHIT
dreamingsmoke: DTG IS NOT SO HIDDEN ANYMORE!
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: man
dreamingsmoke: we DO plot together
dreamingsmoke: way too much don't we
dreamingsmoke: lalala so the movie starts when big cheese
dreamingsmoke: is all negotiating like
WeirdGodez: and the other head refuses
dreamingsmoke: with oxcart girl's dad for the plague?
WeirdGodez: and big cheese brings in the BIG GUNS
WeirdGodez: i.e. his henchmen
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: GREAT FIGHTO!
dreamingsmoke: is rosa among them?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: she's standing in the room
WeirdGodez: calmly
dreamingsmoke: how does tiger come into that? XD
WeirdGodez: she's his bodyguard
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHAHAHA
WeirdGodez: BIG CHEESE
WeirdGodez: CAN BE ROSA'S BROTHER
WeirdGodez: OLDER BROTHER
dreamingsmoke: SNORT
WeirdGodez: WHO WAS BORN DEFORMED
WeirdGodez: THAT'S WHY HE WEARS A MASK!
dreamingsmoke: no, no
dreamingsmoke: i was going to have her come from a sect or family
dreamingsmoke: that specialised in poisons or something
dreamingsmoke: only they were all killed
dreamingsmoke: and the big cheese saved her life
dreamingsmoke: so she serves him now!
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: Big Cheese killed her family
WeirdGodez: saw her cowering in the corner
dreamingsmoke: but she doens't know that?
WeirdGodez: sobbing and sniffling
WeirdGodez: and instead of killing her
WeirdGodez: says
WeirdGodez: "If I let you live, will you promise to serve me?"
WeirdGodez: and she's all "I DON'T WANT TO DIE."
WeirdGodez: and he goes
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: "Good. You can be my bodyguard."
WeirdGodez: and she lives with the regret
dreamingsmoke: lalala oh you know what
WeirdGodez: for the rest of her life
dreamingsmoke: i was going to have her blood
dreamingsmoke: be the antidote to poison!!!!!
dreamingsmoke: since she comes from a family of poison makers
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I'd say more along the lines of
dreamingsmoke: and then the bit where dragon almsot dies
WeirdGodez: it is her blood that activates the antidote
dreamingsmoke: is because he got poisoned with one of her poisons by another henchment
dreamingsmoke: because big cheese knew she wouldn't fight him with poisoned weapons
dreamingsmoke: so big cheese is all U HAV BETRAYED ME
dreamingsmoke: *KO*
dreamingsmoke: and then rosa picks herself up and goes and saves dragon's life
dreamingsmoke: and then disappears
dreamingsmoke: to not die? XD
dreamingsmoke: hn
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: activating the antidote is trouble, see, because then you need blood AND antidote
WeirdGodez: she'll tell Dragon
WeirdGodez: I've given you the antidote
dreamingsmoke: so i figured it would be the antidote to her family poison
WeirdGodez: but I've lost too much of my own blood
WeirdGodez: GO
dreamingsmoke: that is SUPPOSED to have no antidote
WeirdGodez: DEFEAT HIM FOR ME
WeirdGodez: AVENGE MY FAMILY
WeirdGodez: and then he leaves her
WeirdGodez: before she dies
WeirdGodez: and when he comes back for her body
WeirdGodez: IT'S GONE
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: so IS SHE REALLY DEAD?
WeirdGodez: OR DID SOMEONE TAKE IT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: man, the movie plot made no sense
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: so Rosa's sister is alive
WeirdGodez: she survived the attack
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: I know
WeirdGodez: SHE HATES HER SISTER
dreamingsmoke: LIKE THE PART WHERE DRAGON ALMOST DIED
dreamingsmoke: AND HE FELL INTO THE WATER
WeirdGodez: SHE HAS BEEN WATCHING ROSA ALL THESE YEARS
dreamingsmoke: AND IT WAS LIKE
WeirdGodez: AND THEN
dreamingsmoke: WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THE WATER COME FROM
WeirdGodez: SHE REENTERS DRAGON'S LIFE
WeirdGodez: AS ROSA
WeirdGodez: BUT SHE'S NOT REALLY ROSA
dreamingsmoke: wtf XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: so should she be all
dreamingsmoke: ALL OVER DRAGON!
dreamingsmoke: dragon: ...............
dreamingsmoke: and then she ALMOST KILLS DRAGON!
dreamingsmoke: FOR CALLOUSLY LEAVING HER SISTER TO DIE!
WeirdGodez: the REAL ROSA however
dreamingsmoke: ONLY THEN ROSA REENETERS!
WeirdGodez: IS STILL ALIVE
dreamingsmoke: TO SAVE HIS ASS?
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: AGAIN!
WeirdGodez: I don't think she'd hate Dragon for leaving Rosa
dreamingsmoke: that's for the sequel tho
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: I think she should resent Rosa
WeirdGodez: for choosing to serve the man
dreamingsmoke: or maybe SHE TOO
WeirdGodez: that had killed her family
dreamingsmoke: is SECRETLY IN LOVE
dreamingsmoke: WITH DRAGON
WeirdGodez: nah
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: I wouldn't have it like that
dreamingsmoke: resenting rosa works
WeirdGodez: I'd have her falling for TURBO
WeirdGodez: and Turbo all, zomg
WeirdGodez: you are Rosa
WeirdGodez: ROSA IS AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: but then why try to kill dragon?
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: 'cos Rosa loves Dragon
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: but wait
WeirdGodez: give the sister a name
WeirdGodez: quik
dreamingsmoke: if this is only in the second movie
WeirdGodez: *quick
dreamingsmoke: and turbo and rosa only meet then
dreamingsmoke: then how will turbo know anyway?
dreamingsmoke: UH
dreamingsmoke: LILY
WeirdGodez: Rosa's SISTER
WeirdGodez: HAHA
WeirdGodez: okay
dreamingsmoke: COME ON THAT WORKS
WeirdGodez: so Lily is pretending to be Rosa
WeirdGodez: and trying to get close to Dragon
WeirdGodez: but Turbo is all, zomg, Rosa so hot
WeirdGodez: but Lily is all
WeirdGodez: VENGEANCE
WeirdGodez: MUST TAKE IT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: ooh, but this Leopard dude is CUTE
dreamingsmoke: MUST DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!
WeirdGodez: I think Lily
WeirdGodez: would be more fixated
WeirdGodez: on Rosa's betrayal of their family
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: and their family's memory
WeirdGodez: so she'd hurting Dragon
WeirdGodez: becasue Rosa loves Dragon
WeirdGodez: and Rose is imprisoned
WeirdGodez: in Lily's home
WeirdGodez: and Lily is all
WeirdGodez: I'll drag the corpse of your lover to you!
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
WeirdGodez: but then
WeirdGodez: Turbo is all
dreamingsmoke: why didn't she just kill rosa then?
WeirdGodez: HEEEEY SUGAR
WeirdGodez: 'cos she wants to see Rosa suffer
WeirdGodez: the way Lily did all those years
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: then rosa breaks herslef lose?
WeirdGodez: ISN'T THAT SO BAD WUXIA?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: she could
WeirdGodez: or
dreamingsmoke: you do realise you're more interested in the sequel then the actual? XDXDXD
WeirdGodez: TURBO COULD FIND REAL ROSA
WeirdGodez: AND BE ALL
WeirdGodez: OMG
WeirdGodez: MY LOVE
WeirdGodez: IT IS FAKE
dreamingsmoke: rolls
dreamingsmoke: turbo should fight rosa once in the first movie
WeirdGodez: and Rosa's all, WUT
dreamingsmoke: for this to work
WeirdGodez: YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY
WeirdGodez: MY SISTER'S INSANE
dreamingsmoke: you know rosa is going to be semi suicidal
dreamingsmoke: and cut herself
dreamingsmoke: oh my god
WeirdGodez: ........
WeirdGodez: no, no
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WeirdGodez: she's goign to come up with NEW POISONS
dreamingsmoke: YOU KNOW IT WOULD WORK
WeirdGodez: TO USE ON HER SISTER
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: dude
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: you love the sister thing
WeirdGodez: I know
dreamingsmoke: don't you?
WeirdGodez: Big Cheese
WeirdGodez: he had concocted a poison
WeirdGodez: that Rosa's blood could heal
WeirdGodez: but it would hurt
WeirdGodez: so he injects it into her
WeirdGodez: whenever she's misbehaving
WeirdGodez: and it causes PAIN
WeirdGodez: SUFFERING
WeirdGodez: AGONY
WeirdGodez: for hours
dreamingsmoke: but it can't kill her?
WeirdGodez: and then her body recovers
dreamingsmoke: but it kills other people?
dreamingsmoke: huh
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: dude, the Sister Thing is my cliche
WeirdGodez: YOU DO REALIZE THAT
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: go play with oxcart girl
WeirdGodez: I'm usually more random than you
dreamingsmoke: while i think it over
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling is pretty typical tho'
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: Rosa's the interesting one
WeirdGodez: unless
dreamingsmoke: but we are giving you full license
dreamingsmoke: to be batshit if you want
WeirdGodez: you wanna give her a LONG LOST BROTHER
dreamingsmoke: .................................
WeirdGodez: OR NO
dreamingsmoke: NO
WeirdGodez: HER MOTHER
WeirdGodez: HAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: ONE IS ENOUGH
WeirdGodez: HER MOTHER
WeirdGodez: WHO LEFT THEM
dreamingsmoke: oh god XDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: TO MARRY ANOTHER TRIAD DUDE
dreamingsmoke: no, no
WeirdGodez: WHY NOT?
dreamingsmoke: dragon's mother should be the one that comes back alive
WeirdGodez: ....................................
WeirdGodez: oh God
WeirdGodez: no
dreamingsmoke: chris was so
WeirdGodez: even worse
dreamingsmoke: THAT WILL SO HAPPEN IN THE SEQUEL!
WeirdGodez: Xiaoling's mother
WeirdGodez: left them
WeirdGodez: and went into the mountains
WeirdGodez: and became a NUN
dreamingsmoke: ......................
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: NO
dreamingsmoke: NO
WeirdGodez: Dragon and Tiger's mother should stay dead, I think
WeirdGodez: their FATHER
WeirdGodez: should come back
WeirdGodez: as the head of his own triad
dreamingsmoke: but they have differnt mothers
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: nah, their dad stays dead
WeirdGodez: I'd make them full brothers
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: but then why did their mother leave
dreamingsmoke: and only take dragon?
WeirdGodez: that was the deal
WeirdGodez: she can only take one child with her
WeirdGodez: and in return, the sect won't hunt her down
WeirdGodez: because it IS a sect
dreamingsmoke: huh
dreamingsmoke: oh wait
WeirdGodez: she took Dragon
dreamingsmoke: i would have said
dreamingsmoke: that she was going to leave
dreamingsmoke: and dragon was all
WeirdGodez: beause she knew she'd be living a life of poverty and Dragon's tougher
dreamingsmoke: I'LL GO WITH YOU
WeirdGodez: TIger's a soft soul
dreamingsmoke: and they wouldn't tell tiger what was going on
dreamingsmoke: to protect him
dreamingsmoke: and because one boy has to stay anyway
WeirdGodez: well
WeirdGodez: Tiger gets to emo that their mom loved Dragon more
dreamingsmoke: XD
WeirdGodez: and Dragon gets to emo that their mother loved Tiger more
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: ROLLS
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: ISN'T THAT JEANYUS?
dreamingsmoke: there should be a graveyard scene
dreamingsmoke: where they meet
WeirdGodez: SHE TOOK YOU WITH HER
WeirdGodez: SHE DIDN'T LOVE ME
dreamingsmoke: SHE LEFT YOU BEHIND!
WeirdGodez: MOTHER DIDN'T TAKE YOU BECAUSE SHE LOVED YOU
dreamingsmoke: wait, TIMELINE
WeirdGodez: SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE TOO SOFT FOR THE KIND OF LIFE SHE WAS ENTERING
dreamingsmoke: WHEN DID SHE LEAVE?
dreamingsmoke: HOW OLD ARE THEY IN THE CURRENT PLOT?
WeirdGodez: Tiger should be about four or five
WeirdGodez: at LEAST
WeirdGodez: maybe six/seven
WeirdGodez: Dragon is about two years older than Tiger
dreamingsmoke: huh
WeirdGodez: in the movie, they're in their twenties
dreamingsmoke: that small an age gap?
WeirdGodez: Tiger's four in the kid scenes
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: well, i'd maybe make him five
WeirdGodez: Dragon's maybe six or seven
dreamingsmoke: but four is fine
dreamingsmoke: so two years difference?
WeirdGodez: I figured four
WeirdGodez: because Tiger didn't remember
dreamingsmoke: do we want to ake them in their twneties?
dreamingsmoke: or younger?
WeirdGodez: about the gym
WeirdGodez: and how they used to go there
WeirdGodez: after Tiger got beaten up
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: the kids
dreamingsmoke: were SO CUTE
WeirdGodez: OMG
dreamingsmoke: it was disgusting
WeirdGodez: THE SLIPPER
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: WHEN DRAGON TELLS TIGER
dreamingsmoke: YES
WeirdGodez: I'LL GIVE YOU MY SLIPPER
WeirdGodez: DON'T TELL ANYONE
dreamingsmoke: and the bit where tiger
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: walks aaway WAILING
WeirdGodez: HEY KID
dreamingsmoke: down the STREET
WeirdGodez: YOU'RE FROWNING
WeirdGodez: IF YOU DON'T STOP FROWNING
WeirdGodez: IMMA BEAT YOU UP!
dreamingsmoke: WE'LL BEAT YOU UP!
WeirdGodez: Tiger: *WAILS*
dreamingsmoke: AND THEN HE JUST CRIES HARDER
dreamingsmoke: AND RUNS AWAY!
WeirdGodez: AND THEY BEAT HIM UP
WeirdGodez: LIKE, WTF
dreamingsmoke: SRSLY
dreamingsmoke: it was like
WeirdGodez: I told you DTG was A++
dreamingsmoke: don't hk kids have better things to do?
dreamingsmoke: oh man
dreamingsmoke: okay, so how old are they in current plot?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I'd make them slightly younger
WeirdGodez: than the movie
WeirdGodez: so about 17 and 20?
WeirdGodez: maybe 18 and 20
WeirdGodez: you know, at that weird stage where they're going to argue a lot too
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: 18, 21?
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: that works too
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: how old is oxacrt girl?
WeirdGodez: because once Dragon tries to assert his authority with Tiger
dreamingsmoke: 17?
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: tiger will resent it
WeirdGodez: 17 sounds good
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: especially since he hasn't seen him in 4 eva
WeirdGodez: and Tiger is the kind of kid that normally doesn't
WeirdGodez: Turbo
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: you want him a LOT older?
dreamingsmoke: 19?
WeirdGodez: and just insanely dorky and lazy and so seems younger?
dreamingsmoke: i would've have put him as younger than dragon tho
WeirdGodez: 19 then
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: since his skills obviously lag behind
WeirdGodez: yeah
WeirdGodez: but he never had formal training
WeirdGodez: it's obvs
dreamingsmoke: how old is rosa?
WeirdGodez: same as Dragon
WeirdGodez: I'd say
dreamingsmoke: dude
dreamingsmoke: was i the only one
WeirdGodez: hey
dreamingsmoke: who thought she looked
WeirdGodez: Turbo would so go for older women
dreamingsmoke: SO MUCH OLDER
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: than dragon in the flashback?
WeirdGodez: she did look older
WeirdGodez: she looked at least two years older
dreamingsmoke: i was like, WTF
dreamingsmoke: and then in current plot
dreamingsmoke: she looks so much younger!
dreamingsmoke: okay, so rosa is also 21
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: actually, big cheese as rosa's brother could work
WeirdGodez: huh
WeirdGodez: her beloved older brother
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha
WeirdGodez: that everyone thought was the golden child
WeirdGodez: and going to take over the family sect
dreamingsmoke: their family was massacred when they were children
WeirdGodez: when he goes crazy and kills 'em all
WeirdGodez: ala Itachi
dreamingsmoke: he grabbed her and ran away
dreamingsmoke: and vowed he would rise to the TOP OF THE TRIAD WORLD!
dreamingsmoke: for VENGEANCE!
WeirdGodez: I'd have made him go the Itachi route
dreamingsmoke: hm
WeirdGodez: mostly because I want Lily
dreamingsmoke: but that doesn't explain her loyalty to him
dreamingsmoke: snort
dreamingsmoke: if we don't have lily
WeirdGodez: easily
dreamingsmoke: xiao ling can have a lost brother
WeirdGodez: he was her favourite older sibling
WeirdGodez: she looked up to him
dreamingsmoke: snerk
WeirdGodez: and he taught her a lot of things
dreamingsmoke: i'd say more likely
WeirdGodez: THAT'S how Rosa learned her martial arts
dreamingsmoke: he doted on HER
WeirdGodez: from her brother
dreamingsmoke: to explain why he doesn't kill her
WeirdGodez: yeah
dreamingsmoke: so he takes her away
WeirdGodez: I tink he would dote on her too
dreamingsmoke: and lies to her about their family
WeirdGodez: but he would also ask her
dreamingsmoke: and she believes him
WeirdGodez: to stay with him always
dreamingsmoke: except that eventually she doesn't anymore
WeirdGodez: and to protect him from bad people
WeirdGodez: the way he is always going to protect her
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: he should be damaged somehow
dreamingsmoke: would it be bfore or after he goes berserker?
dreamingsmoke: like, he kills family
WeirdGodez: after
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: no
WeirdGodez: before
dreamingsmoke: but gets his face eaten away by poison
WeirdGodez: that should be what unhinged his mind
dreamingsmoke: during the massacre
WeirdGodez: that poison
WeirdGodez: should be the one he uses on Rosa
dreamingsmoke: ha
WeirdGodez: and he'd be all
dreamingsmoke: no, wait
WeirdGodez: I'm sorry Little Sister
dreamingsmoke: he was a genius child
WeirdGodez: BUT IT IS FOR YOUR GOOD
dreamingsmoke: so he made poisons
dreamingsmoke: that were reeeeeally fucked up
dreamingsmoke: only there was an accident
WeirdGodez: HAHAHAHA
dreamingsmoke: that destroyed his face/mind
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: we are so insane
WeirdGodez: we do way more backstory
dreamingsmoke: and only rosa didn't care
WeirdGodez: than actual plot
dreamingsmoke: about his scar
dreamingsmoke: so when he kills the family
dreamingsmoke: he takes her
dreamingsmoke: because she's not scared of him
dreamingsmoke: I LOVE BACKSTORY
dreamingsmoke: in case this wasn't obvious
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: HI?
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: AM I NOT NEARLY AS BAD?
dreamingsmoke: so blah blah blah
dreamingsmoke: they run away together
dreamingsmoke: he becomes BIG CHEESE
WeirdGodez: she's his bodyguard
dreamingsmoke: nod
WeirdGodez: I srsly want Rosa's sister to show up
dreamingsmoke: and everyone assumes he can't fight
dreamingsmoke: but he is really the SEKRIT behind rosa's SUPER SK1LLZ
dreamingsmoke: hahahaha rosa
dreamingsmoke: should try to kill her brother
dreamingsmoke: THAT'S when he kills her
dreamingsmoke: or thinks he does
dreamingsmoke: it'll come after she should have killed dragon but didn't
dreamingsmoke: and she'll be all, i knew the truth about what you did years ago
WeirdGodez: snort
dreamingsmoke: WHAT DO WE CALL THIR SECT
dreamingsmoke: AKA FAMILY?
WeirdGodez: Seven Poisons
WeirdGodez: or something
WeirdGodez: I don't know why 7 came to mind
WeirdGodez: but it did
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: and rosa should have these SCARY ASS
dreamingsmoke: long claws
dreamingsmoke: that she puts on when she's going to PWN PEOPLE
WeirdGodez: hum
WeirdGodez: I think she should have them like a long glove
WeirdGodez: fitted next to her hands
dreamingsmoke: as grand ceremonial YOUR ARSE IS MINE weaponry
dreamingsmoke: nrgh
WeirdGodez: but when she fists her hands
dreamingsmoke: i thought of gloves too
WeirdGodez: they become claws
WeirdGodez: otherwise
dreamingsmoke: but i was thinking
dreamingsmoke: of those fancy nails that dowagers wear?
dreamingsmoke: in the past?
dreamingsmoke: and those would be BADASS as weapons
dreamingsmoke: like, her version would be jointed
dreamingsmoke: to fit exactly over each finger
dreamingsmoke: *jointed
WeirdGodez: OH
WeirdGodez: THOSE
dreamingsmoke: YES
dreamingsmoke: COME ON
dreamingsmoke: THOSE?
WeirdGodez: GOOD ONE
dreamingsmoke: SO BADASS
dreamingsmoke: and you know it would be kind of hilarious
dreamingsmoke: because she wouldn't be able to open doors when she's wearing them
dreamingsmoke: so the henchmen would like follow her and do everything
dreamingsmoke: and all she'd have to do is
dreamingsmoke: KEEEEEEL
dreamingsmoke: either that or she'd kick doors down
WeirdGodez: she ought to have a lackey
WeirdGodez: omg
WeirdGodez: a YOUNG APPRENTICE GIRL
dreamingsmoke: snort
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: you really like the whole
WeirdGodez: this is getting more and more involved
dreamingsmoke: young vengeful grrl thing, don't you?
dreamingsmoke: yeah
WeirdGodez: dude
WeirdGodez: we haven't even started
WeirdGodez: on Turbo
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXDXD
WeirdGodez: or Tiger
WeirdGodez: or DRAGON yet
WeirdGodez: omg
dreamingsmoke: OKAY WE CAN DO TURBO NOW
dreamingsmoke: HAHAHAHA DRAGON
WeirdGodez: I think I may twist his characterization a bit
dreamingsmoke: you can do so much dumb shit with dragon
WeirdGodez: Turbo should be HORRIBLE with girls
dreamingsmoke: you know what i'd do?
WeirdGodez: but think that he's devastatingly charming
dreamingsmoke: i'd make rosa be the one
WeirdGodez: ?
dreamingsmoke: who teaches dragon to fight girls
dreamingsmoke: she'd be all
dreamingsmoke: omg you're SUCH A WUUUSSSS FIGHT ME
dreamingsmoke: ad he'd be all BUT YOU'RE A GIRL
dreamingsmoke: and then she'd be all
dreamingsmoke: okay, fine, i'll fight xiao ling
dreamingsmoke: and then he'd be NO
WeirdGodez: HA
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: you know it would be AWESOME
dreamingsmoke: and it'd be all
dreamingsmoke: omg reinforce moral differences
WeirdGodez: snort
dreamingsmoke: between the brothers!
WeirdGodez: this is turning EPIC
dreamingsmoke: because tiger would be all I CAN'T HIT GIRLS
WeirdGodez: Dragon, m'dear
WeirdGodez: not Tiger
dreamingsmoke: but see
dreamingsmoke: rosa would make him learn
dreamingsmoke: so he WOULD hit girls
dreamingsmoke: just not very often
WeirdGodez: Tiger wouldn't hit a girl
WeirdGodez: Dragon would
dreamingsmoke: yeah
dreamingsmoke: have to run to grandother's soon
dreamingsmoke: souldn't you sleep? XD
WeirdGodez: yes
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: I"m reading Satellites
WeirdGodez: and then I head to bed
dreamingsmoke: XD
dreamingsmoke: when do dragon and rosa meet?
dreamingsmoke: do we keep the falling out of tree?
dreamingsmoke: it was SO CORNY
WeirdGodez: I'd keep it
WeirdGodez: XD
dreamingsmoke: i would rather make it a building tho
dreamingsmoke: so you know
WeirdGodez: TREE IS SO CUTE
dreamingsmoke: he'd REALLY save her life
WeirdGodez: I WANT THE TREE
dreamingsmoke: NOT JUST HER BROKEN LEG
dreamingsmoke: hahaha
dreamingsmoke: fine
dreamingsmoke: tree it is XDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: it'd be a BIG TREE
dreamingsmoke: and dragon can be all are you trying to kill yourself? :O!
dreamingsmoke: and rosa will be all pfft go away brat
WeirdGodez: XDDDDDDDDD
dreamingsmoke: screw the main plot
dreamingsmoke: i could write STUPID BACKSTORY
dreamingsmoke: ALL DAY!
WeirdGodez: snort
WeirdGodez: no shit sherlock
dreamingsmoke: XDXDXDXDXD
dreamingsmoke: which is not to say i don't like main plot
dreamingsmoke: hum
dreamingsmoke: you know, i wouldn't have big cheese turn up so early in the movie
WeirdGodez: hum
dreamingsmoke: i'd have rosa turning up at the triad boss's place
WeirdGodez: prolly not
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: I have a headache liek whoa
WeirdGodez: I have to lie down and sleep
dreamingsmoke: and be all, my brother wants to make you guys an offer, hm?
dreamingsmoke: nod
dreamingsmoke: go sleep
dreamingsmoke: we can talk another day XD
WeirdGodez: save the chat
WeirdGodez: we'll continue when I can
WeirdGodez: XD
WeirdGodez: okay
WeirdGodez: have fun at grandmama's
WeirdGodez: XD