I'm updating from my laptop because I've just seen the most shocking thing ever.
Millicent Bulstrode just apparated into the dressing room of my favourite knickers shop and then proceeded to start trying on black leather corsets.
Black leather corsets.
She is now informing me that she's going to make love to Neville while listening to some song called " We're not going to take it" and then she's going to marry him on a hill with flowers and bunnies hopping about.
OH FUCK she just asked me to be her FUCKING BRIDESMAID.
MICHAEL CORNER WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? AND DON'T ACT INNOCENT!!!!
Millicent Bulstrode just apparated into the dressing room of my favourite knickers shop and then proceeded to start trying on black leather corsets.
Black leather corsets.
She is now informing me that she's going to make love to Neville while listening to some song called " We're not going to take it" and then she's going to marry him on a hill with flowers and bunnies hopping about.
OH FUCK she just asked me to be her FUCKING BRIDESMAID.
MICHAEL CORNER WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE? AND DON'T ACT INNOCENT!!!!
