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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
sociallyawkwardtoaster
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sprinkledsalt

"There are no real ways to tell if something was written by AI so don't even try!" might be true for like, random small snippets of unsourced text you find online that's not really about much of anything, so it can't be fact-checked and there’s not enough text for something about it to feel off, but I think it's clear the piss on the poor reading comprehension site can't fathom that some people are actually better readers and writers than they are lol, and can often tell something is AI slop by the way it’s written with its lack of real content and thought and its weird ass tone (and honestly I haaaate when people go "don't say that a tell of AI writing is awkward language because what about ESL speakers!" because I work with ESL speakers constantly and there's a difference between the registers of ESL speakers and LLM text; the "errors" a human brain makes when speaking one language due to having grown up learning another set of grammar rules and language norms still look different than an LLM using weird language because it has no personality, can't think, and can only shit out words that it’s programmed to see as statistically likely to come next. Like, these people clearly don’t know what ESL speakers actually sound like! Stop using second language learners to defend the honor of plagiarism machine lol)

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sprinkledsalt

And! You can tell these people don’t know wtf they’re talking about with ESL because there is no standardized ESL writing. There might be general mistakes or quirks people make (one is making “research” plural, which is actually something an LLM most likely wouldn’t do, because no native speaker will say “I read some researches” but that’s not uncommon with non-native speakers), but the way second language speakers talk and write tends to be influenced by their native language. The writing of a struggling ESL student who speaks Mandarin is probably going to look different from writing by a Russian student or Spanish-speaking student. Again, these mistakes or stylistic differences come from human brains trying to map the whole different system of grammar and pragmatics they grew up with onto another language, not from a literal lack of a brain and thought

The anti-anti-AI people show their ignorance once again here lol. It’s clear these people don’t actually work with ESL speakers and don’t see a lot of ESL writing and are just doing tumblr’s very annoying thing of pulling out a hypothetical struggling person who they could use as a shield against their own bad choices (in this case, using ShitGPT)

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derinthescarletpescatarian

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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stavarosthearcane

Good Job.

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derinthescarletpescatarian

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

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heroofthreefaces

do you think no one else has time travel

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

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derinthescarletpescatarian

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

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roach-works

wow if only you had a time machine

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heotasy

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

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derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

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iforgotmyfandom

:)

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idiototheinternet

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

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lizyarikus

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

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anexperimentallife

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

theimpossibleness
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the-punforgiven

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

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the-punforgiven

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

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the-punforgiven

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

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the-punforgiven

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

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the-punforgiven

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

enigma-absolute

airprime7 asked:

why are we reblogging harry potter gifs, my liege?

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supreme-leader-stoat answered:

Well you see. There was a good gif of the new harry potter series on my mutual’s blog. And I reblogged it.

Less facetiously: people are allowed to think whatever they want about jk rowling. However, the most-sold book series in history doesn’t just… y'know, vanish from culture at-large because people stopped liking its author.

For the past decade and a half the political side of fandom culture has continuously been trying to turn Harry Potter into a shibboleth. Originally it was that you showed you were a good progressive ally by comparing every conservative political figure to Voldemort and the Death Eaters and anyone opposing them as plucky young adult protagonists. I distinctly remember the exasperated refrain of “read another book” because political discourse was just that oversaturated with such comparisons.

And then Rowling went against the mainstream progressive grain on gender politics and went from a celebrated leftist figure to The Actual Devil more or less overnight, and suddenly the way to show off how enlightened and progressive you were was by how much you hated the series and how hard you could harass people who didn’t hate it enough. It has progressed firmly past the point of any actual criticism of the books or of rowling herself and into ‘if you like this thing or are even neutral towards it, it is because you are The Outgroup’ territory. It’s boogeyman thinking.

And i NEED people on here to be able to wrap their head around the fact that the majority of the world does not treat it that way. It’s books. It is a Children’s Book Series. One which many, many people read growing up and then proceeded to never get embroiled in Twitblr discourse about. There is no innate political statement coded into revisiting the stories you read as a child. That some people choose to project an extra moral dimension into it is their own business to sort through, not everyone else’s.

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geminiagentgreen
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corvid-language-library

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

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corvid-language-library

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

enigma-absolute
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ctrl-shift-alt-9

The SM-13's Terminal

After asking the question, "what kind of font does the SM-13's terminal UI utilize?" Our friend over at @fontseeker gave us an answer, and with it, an even greater discovery!

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It's the bios font from the Acer 710 computer from 1987. You can download it as part of The Ultimate Oldschool PC Font Pack.

Because of course they'd use a real BIOS font! Why would they not? These guys are detail junkies!

Unfortunately for them, so am I.

While I have an entirely different reblog thread about the font, a detail snagged my attention. It's a BIOS font. For the Acer 710.

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A vintage advertisement page titled "ACER 710" features a central, slightly tilted photograph of a retro 1987 desktop computer system set against a purple gradient background. The beige setup includes a CRT monitor displaying a blue screen with a block-diagram user interface, sitting atop a computer base unit equipped with floppy disk drives and an accompanying black keyboard. Below the image, three columns of marketing text reads:  Presenting the ACER 710. It is our sleek, affordable IBM® Pc/X(tm) compatible computer. However, unlike other compatibles, the new ACER 710 gives you much higher performance.  At the tap of a key, you can switch speeds from 4.77 to 10MHz, and crunch numbers 100 percent faster than a PC/XT.  The ACER 710 is expandable, too. So as your computer needs grow, our machine can grow right along with you . For example, the ACER 710 comes equipped with 768KB of standard memory on board. The four expansion slots will accept a wide range of add-in cards and peripherals. From modems to memory boards.  Add to that, our built-in multi-display adapter which supports both color and monochrome monitors, plus graphics and high resolution text. In addition, there's room for two half-height 5.25 " drives and a 3.5 " drive.  With its smart design and small footprint, the ACER 710 is the perfect computer for home or office, or for use as a workstation in a network. The ACER 710 comes with exceptional service and support, from a company that's been bringing products of high quality and value to the computer industry for years. Indeed, the ACER 710 is truly a computer you can count on.ALT
SPECIFICATIONS  KEY FEATURES 10MHz 8088 CPU with user-selectable 4.77MHz mode Compact footprint 768KB RAM on the main processor board   Hard disk storage up to 20MB   Built-in graphics capability that supports both monochrome and color displays. MS-DOS 3.2 Wide range of Acer enhancement options    PROCESSOR   16-bit Intel 8088; 10/4.77MHz clock speed; Intel 8087 coprocessor socket; real-time clock/calendar with CMOS RAM buffer and battery    MEMORY   RAM: 768KB standard on main processor board   ROM: Up to 64KB  STORAGE DEVICES Spaces: Two accessible 5.25" half-height positions; one internal 3.5" half-height position. Devices: 360KB half-height diskette drives; 20MB 5.25" half-height hard disk drive or 20MB 3.5" half-height hard disk drive    EXPANSION SLOTS    Four slots: Four 8-bit PC/XT compatible    INTERFACES   One asynchronous (RS232C) communications interface   One parallel printer interface   One light pen interface    GRAPHICS SUPPORT   3-in-1 graphics display capability including MDA, MGA, CGA and Plantronics Colorplus functions    KEYBOARD   ACER KB-084 keyboard with 84-key layout; tactile feel; LED indicators for CAPS LOCK, NUM LOCK and SCROLL LOCK keys; 10 function keys    POWER   Voltage: 115 or 230 VAC at 50/60Hz   Rating: 85 watts  PHYSICAL  Size: System — 5"(H) x 14.2"(W) x 16.2"(D); 12.7cm(H) x 36cm(W) x 41cm(D) Keyboard — 0.625"(H) x 18.25"(W) x 7.1"(D); 1.58cm(H) x 46.3cm(W) x 17.96cm(D)  Weight: System — About 30 lbs; 13.6kg Keyboard — About 4 lbs; 1.81kg  SYSTEM SOFTWARE MS-DOS 3.2 System utilities  WARRANTY One-year limited warranty  VIDEO DISPLAY OPTIONS  Fourteen-Inch Monochrome 14" non-glare screen 80 characters by 25 lines 720 x 350 screen resolution Tilt/swivel base Twelve-Inch Monochrome 12" non-glare screen 80 characters by 25 lines 720 x 350 screen resolution   Tilt/swivel base   Dual Frequency Enhanced Color 14" non-glare screen    Switches frequency automatically to support both enhanced graphics adapters (EGA) and color graphics adapters (CGA) and runs software written for either.  64 colors   80 characters by 25 lines   640 x 350 color graphics   720 x 350 screen resolution Tilt/swivel base 14" non-glare screen 16 colors 80 characters by 25 lines 640 x 200 color graphics    OTHER OPTIONS     ACER Modem, ACER Enhanced Color Graphics Adapter, 20MB Hard Disk Drive, GW BASIC, ACER 710 Technical Reference Guide and other Acer Enhancement Products    MODELS       Model 1 — 768KB RAM; one 360KB diskette drive       Model 2 — 768KB RAM; two 360KB diskette drives       Model 20 — 768KB RAM; one 360KB diskette drive; 3.5" half-height 20MB hard disk drive    © 1987 Acer Technologies Corporation Acer and ACER 710 are trademarks of Acer Technologies Corporation IBM PC, XT and AT are trademarks of International Business Machines Corp. Specifications subject to change without notice.    ACER Silicon Valley • Düsseldorf • Tokyo • Taipei Acer Technologies Corporation 401 Charcot Avenue San Jose, CA 95131 (408) 922-0333    ATC-D 710-1ALT

Indeed, the ACER 710 is truly a computer you can count on. - Acer Technologies Targets Comdex (1987) [ PDF ]

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Some facts I've learned about this computer:

  • Its original retail price was $995.
  • It was one of the fastest 8088-based PCs available at the time.
  • It was part of the very first line of computers released after the company officially rebranded from Multitech Electronics to Acer Technologies Corp. in June 1987.
  • Acer actually went through the trouble of modifying IBM's standard system font glyphs for its BIOS text display.
  • It originally shipped with the Acer KB-102A mechanical keyboard. It has Alps SKCM Blue clicky switches.
  • The system’s dedicated 14-inch dual-frequency monochrome monitor (the MM-14) won the Die gute Industrieform award in Germany.
  • It was marketed as a "small footprint" system, designed to reclaim huge amounts of desk space compared to the monster IBM computers of the mid-1980s. It was specifically designed to be compact.
  • Unlike many computers of its day that required separate expansion cards for freakin' everything, the 710 had its graphics (supporting MDA, CGA, and Hercules monochrome) built directly into the motherboard. This computer was a one-stop shop!

Did the C.O.I. snag a 383-year-old motherboard for the SM-13? Not likely. We can truly, finally, place this movie's setting in a Cassette Futurism genre outside of the Iron Lung.

These guys were using operable 1980s technology in the year 2370 AD. What an absolutely insanely niche way to nod at the outside world! We can assume that this is a hunk of junk and not worth missing by their standards, as it was built into a burner sub, so we can then assume that the technology of Iron Lung is a little ahead of this. Possibly 90s to early 2000s if we really want to push it.

Almost like I... predicted this earlier... in a headcanon post...