BERJAYA

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I hear this Valentine's Day is a celebration of love. 

I also hear it's today. [You might hear the flirtatious amusement by now.]



So if someone could - oh I don't know - explain it to me without pictures or words, I would [her voice deepens and becomes much more sultry, to the point of being rather off-putting for most faculty and prudes female students] appreciate it.

[There is a kind of 'white noise' fuzzy sound over the speakers.]

Oh noooo!  Looks like this thing isn't working. You're going to have inform me in person.