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Some TV show thoughts



Oh this is definitely getting added to my list of shows to watch. It's a documentary style like The Office, and it's pretty good. At the very end, at the Lion King part, I was laughing so hard I almost cried. And it's super quotable too. The "normal" family is my favorite I think. I was relating to that particular brand of dysfunction so hard it hurt. Thumbs up, can't wait for next week.



Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. The main thing I remember about this, having just finished watching it about 5 minutes ago, was that Hustle and High School Musical should not mix. They should especially not make out. And I spent the entire other portion of the show thinking about this:

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i.e. Sara Paxton totally looks like Alexis Bledel.

So that was jarring. Well, that and the acting (OH BURN). Will probably watch it again because I looooove watching beautiful people be super dramatic. Oh also, I laughed out loud when Mischa Barton attempted to pick up that vase that probably weighs more than her and try to throw it. Like actually rofled. It was pretty hilarious.



- "Jesus and I have redefined our relationship." "You mean he DUMPED you because he found out you were SATAN!"

- Words cannot describe how much I love Dorota.

Hahaha the Bass Cave.

- I'm sorry, is VANESSA attempting to talk about FORGIVENESS? VANESSA. SERIOUSLY. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SHOW. *minor scene break, then back to Vanessa doing something else* FUCKING VANESSA WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU.

- Oh Blair you're so gorgeous. Also I can see in your eyes that you are going to fucking take Georgina DOWN.

- Dan is a tool. Sorry, he just is.

- Aw, Leighton's song!! Awesome. :( I like her headbands.

- Serena is acting like a total bitch. I really like Chuck and she's ruining his awesome idea.

- OH HELL YES BLAIR. That's how you take a bitch DOWN.

- Way to be a tool, Dan. Why the fuck would you side with Vanessa. /me ;_;s for Blair.

- Pink is a really good color for Blake Lively. However, a vest with fringe? WTF.

- Wait, did Lily and Rufus get married? I think I missed that episode.

- OMG. The last scene with Blair and Chuck was maybe the sweetest thing ever. I could cry.


- Single Ladies rooooooofl. Oh, poor Kurt. I was hoping they were going to sing Single Ladies. ...and somehow his dad doesn't realize he's super super gay.

- "Oh my god. Is the baby black??" Teri's sister is fucking CRAZY.

- Sue's Corner, ahahahahhahahaha. "Caning WORKS." "Yes. We. Cane." Everything Jane Lynch says is hilarious.

- Kurt. Stop trying to pretend you're straight. Even Finn, who may or may not be gay himself, knows you're gay.

- ....seriously. you're going to dance up to the football. Seriously. Oh Kurt. YOu're not doing much to get rid of stereotypes. Also you look like a pregnant woman.

- Of course Sue is pro-litter. OF COURSE. And assumes all garbage men are Mexican.

- ............Quinn is preggo WHAT. Obviously she either isn't or it isn't Finn's. I'm not sure which it is yet, I'm guessing the former.

- Aw, poor Figgins.

- Want the full version of Lea Michele's Celine Dion song. Also Lea Michele somehow you should try not being so beautiful. It makes my soul weep.

- Crying Finn makes me cry.

- ...the football team is going to dance. rofl.

- Oh snap, the baby is PUCK'S.

- Creeeeepy Teri. Don't just appear in people's cars. PS I am over this pregnancy storyline.

- You know, I'm wondering if the cheerleaders own any other clothes.

- Hm, seeing a football team in white and red get their asses completely kicked feels really familiar.

- Uh, it's inspirational football movie music. Also, one second left in the game and they're even bothering? o_O Maybe I don't know how things work in football...

- omg. I am dead. I am completely dead. That was freaking awesome. Those boys WORKED it.

- Awwww...the scene between Kurt and his dad was really sweet. Of course he's known. This episode has made me want to cry so much in such a good way. I love this show.

- I just realized this is a love quadrangle. Also Quinn is kind of a bitch for what she's doing. Why are the women on this show all angry or bitchy or otherwise bad people. :(

- And of course it ends with Sue being fucking awesome.