Glee
I wrote this while the episode was airing, so quotes are approximated:
* VIctor Garber is a GQMF in a BOW TIE. Hells yes.
* "It's hamburger casserole. Watch out for bones."
* Ahahahahaha thumb cake.
* Harmonic Jolly Good Fellow.
* This is how we do it? Hahaha Shue is in a boy band. PS I LOVE MATT MORRISON.
* That girl is poison. ROOOFL. ONCE AGAIN WITH THE MATT MORRISON. >_>
* "Who is Josh Grobin? KILL YOURSELF!" "If he were here I'd beat you to death with his Critic's Choice awards."
* Oh hell yes Mercy! I love that song. ALso I love Vocal Adrenaline.
* "Swinging the bat" looks oddly homoerotic.
* "Gayvention. That's a *gay* *intervention*."
* "The way you use your mental illness to help these kids is really inspiring. I'm shocked you're not married." Jane Lynch ilu.
* Kurt loves Finn. I mean Rachel. I mean Finn.
* Okay, now the show goes back to musical territory. Actually more like music video. SHOW I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE.
* "You're cut; you're not trying hard enough." "At what?" "AT WALKING."
* Hahaha, Ken wears mascara because it makes his eyes pop.
* "JOSH GROBAN IS HERE. Brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit...I BARFED."
* I wanna sex you up. I AM TALKING TO YOU ACAFELLAS. I WANT TO SEX YOU UP. All of you.
* Awww, poor Sandy. He's a stalker.
* The first documented sweet Terri moment.
* "Throngs of teenage girls don't do it for me. Josh Groban loves a boozy alcoholic."
* Am tearing up over the Kurt thing. Omg. This is such a perfect moment. Plus there's the added "wait, he doesn't know everyone knows he's gay?"
* "Smell your armpits. That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office."
Verdict: Good episode, light on the music though. :\
I need a Glee userpic.
