"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

I love imagining that every eridian welcome committee comic takes place in the same universe and that grace just never said anything about it.

He doesn’t call them out on it cause that might mean that they will actually research phrases more and second guess themselves a lot. And that would mean the cards would stop. Which would be a shame.

But like this he gets a fun little puzzle every week or so where he tries to guess what the committee is trying to say this time. He can rate the cards on funniness and clarity!

I’d like to think that he explains what a lot of them sound like towards the end of his life after having received thousands of cards filled with innuendos and catcalling. The committee doesn’t emotionally recover for the rest of their lives.

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.

What if the general population of earth never finds out that Grace was forced onto the mission? Not until 50 years later when all the phm files are declassified and suddenly youtube is plastered with clips of Grace waking from his coma, stumbling around the mary, alone and confused and scared and overwhelmed (the public was only ever given the footage of Grace doing big science, being the selfless hero that the petrova task force needed him ((forced him)) to be).

After half a century of lauding Ryland Grace as possibly the most courageous human ever to have lived, there are now hundreds of biographies, textbooks, and wiki articles that require a rather solemn revised edition.

Okay so none of this is blatantly stated but implicated in the movie, but when Grace mentioned something about the weather in his dome, Rocky said he’d contact Adrian and ask them to adjust that.

So it’s clear that Adrian is part of the teams working to keep Grace alive.

But. What if Adrian is on this team because he was already a part of a bigger team working on domes across the planet to protect the live that Erid has with their dimming star making the world colder.

What if Grace wasn’t some special one-time dome user and there are so many towns and nature preserves locked away in these controlled domes to keep the contents safe and cared for.

Rocky saves the stars. Adrian saves Erid. Grace saves the stars and Rocky, Rocky saves Grace and brings him home, Adrian keeps their partner and pet alien safe and happy and cared for in the same way he’s been caring for their planet for over four hundred Eridian years now.

Adrian saves the world too, I think.

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

I like reading all the plaques at museums aquariums etc so I don't like going with people who don't!!! "That was so short" well yeah you're not stopping to read!!!!!!!!

Little Richard Grayson turning Bruce ‘Perma-scowl’ Wayne into a gigglemug.

Bruce and Dick: *walking through the park with Dickie in Bruce’s arms*

Dick: *sees a group of children playing on the playground*

Dick: *in an Oliver Twist urchin voice* Father, why are they walking on the ground like peasants? Where are their butlers, Father?

Bruce: *spits out his mocha*

Dick: Father, are those The Poor?

Bruce: *trying not to laugh too loud because people are looking* Dickie, you can’t just say that-!!

Bruce ended up having to sit on a bench while Dickie ran off to play because he couldn’t stop chuckling every 10 seconds.

so hiccups are a human thing right?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

oh so when john wick goes on a revenge killing spree to avenge his murdered dog, he’s an awesome action hero. but when kara zor el beats up and kills the child sex trafficker who poisoned her dog, she’s the worst most selfish awful mean person

My mom just sent me this picture of my dog…I guess we got a lot of snow, then

update:

Great update