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  <pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2026 15:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>On a less morose note, here&apos;s a verbatim quote from /r/whatsthatbook:</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;This has to have been an EARLY scifi novel. 80s- to early 00s at the latest. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;********************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3758987.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3758987&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 16:31:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Spent the last two nights at the hospital with a resident</title>
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  <description>She&apos;s fine, no worries - well, not fine fine, she&apos;s at the hospital, but it&apos;s nothing to worry about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taking the bus back from the hospital always gets me thinking about Hurricane Sandy. &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.cbsnews.com/news/funeral-for-two-young-staten-island-sandy-victims/&quot;&gt;They named a corner after those two boys.&lt;/a&gt; They&apos;d be in high school now, or even entering college. It&apos;s easy to judge their mother - and don&apos;t get me wrong, I &lt;i&gt;do&lt;/i&gt; judge her, because she made every possible mistake from before the storm even hit, starting with not evacuating - but people do dumb stuff all the time and it usually works out just fine. People don&apos;t usually die because they did something stupid, they don&apos;t usually lose their kids over it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s been rainy too. It&apos;s really just a maudlin way to start a week.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But I still think, every time I take that bus from the hospital, that those kids should&apos;ve gotten to grow up, and instead they didn&apos;t even get to go trick-or-treating that year.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The moral of this post, inasmuch as there even is one, is that if your area is under an evacuation order, or ought to be, fucking evacuate. Or if you&apos;ve decided to shelter in place, shelter in place. Don&apos;t try to evacuate after the storm is already upon you. That&apos;s how it all goes wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3758847&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2026 03:25:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Raining, raining, raining...</title>
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  <description>but at least it&apos;s cooled down!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(I always picture all this rain after a heat wave like somebody reaching up and literally wringing out the damp air.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;********************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3758582.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3758582&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 02:34:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Does anybody know what&apos;s been going on lately with Explainxkcd?</title>
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  <description>It&apos;s just not working most of the time?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;*************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3758236.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3758236&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 02:53:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I don&apos;t know what it&apos;ll take to get all my neighbors to embrace the concepts of peace and quiet</title>
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  <description>but they really need to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;**************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3757697.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;All of these links have been sitting around for ages, so they may be a bit old&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3757697&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2026 01:14:58 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>The New Colossus by Emma Lazarus</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,&lt;br /&gt;With conquering limbs astride from land to land;&lt;br /&gt;Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand&lt;br /&gt;A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame&lt;br /&gt;Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name&lt;br /&gt;Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand&lt;br /&gt;Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command&lt;br /&gt;The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.&lt;br /&gt;“Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she&lt;br /&gt;With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,&lt;br /&gt;Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,&lt;br /&gt;The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.&lt;br /&gt;Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,&lt;br /&gt;I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;******************************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46550/the-new-colossus&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Happy 4th of July&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3757471&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2026 02:15:01 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>It was super hot out, so I spent the day downstairs</title>
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  <description>and only came up to my (attic) bedroom to get my clothes after the sun had gone down. And to use my computer once the room cooled a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anybody want to guess how hot it was up here before I turned on the a/c?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3756802.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Drumroll please...!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please, everybody, stay cool.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3756802&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2026 07:59:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Weather&apos;s gonna be crazy this week</title>
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  <description>But at least it&apos;s July, so it won&apos;t be &lt;i&gt;unseasonable&lt;/i&gt;. It&apos;ll be very seasonable, and the seasoning is hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/30/world-cup-matches-extreme-heat&quot;&gt;Stay cool out there!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;***********************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3756697.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3756697&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2026 02:38:56 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>I fell into bed after a double at 9am, knowing I had another overnight tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At 1ish, different manager calls and asks if I can do the afternoon shift. Because I’m not awake, I say yes - and awaken at 3pm wondering what the hell I signed up for and why. But you can’t call out at 3 and say “lol, nope, I wasn’t awake”. I mean, you can, but nobody will be happy about it, so I came in, and promptly stubbed my pinky toe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pain was excruciating and not getting better, and I was starting to think I’d have to call out of the second shift on the grounds of incompetence… but then I went to take my sock off so I could look at it and I guess that I had wedged my sock onto my toenail in some way when I stubbed my toe and now it doesn’t hurt anymore.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, they finally brought out everybody’s summer clothes, and if this seems late to you, that’s because it is late. I set aside some of the winter stuff to stay out just in case….&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3756477&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 02:51:17 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Crafting With Cat Hair</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.amazon.com/Crafting-Cat-Hair-Cute-Handicrafts/dp/1594745250?dchild=1&amp;amp;keywords=pet+hair+craft+book&amp;amp;qid=1591026926&amp;amp;sr=8-1&quot;&gt;Guys.&lt;/a&gt; This is the perfect gift for a friend with cats.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ALL my friends have cats! I need to put this on my gift list and buy, like, a dozen copies right away!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3756033&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:54:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Between the elections and what I suspect is my coming period</title>
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  <description>(And also supremely distracting irritation at certain coworkers who were late and/or had left the kitchen an enormous disaster for me) I managed to forget to clock out of work on Wednesday and forget to clock in Saturday midnight. And then not realize either until it occurred to me Saturday while sleeping at home that I hadn&apos;t clocked out....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I put in some requests and I think it&apos;s all fixed but omg I feel dumb.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;*******************************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3755768.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3755768&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2026 00:02:42 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Meditatio by Ezra Pound</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;When I carefully consider the curious habits of dogs&lt;br /&gt;I am compelled to conclude&lt;br /&gt;That man is the superior animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I consider the curious habits of man&lt;br /&gt;I confess, my friend, I am puzzled.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;**************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://allpoetry.com/Meditatio&quot;&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3755265&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2026 07:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Sigh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had one question when reading the first book, which was “are we gonna have to wait until the third for our boys to get over their issues and make out” and the answer, now that I’ve read the second, is “apparently”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, how exactly do Romeo and Juliet pivot to violent revolution and why wasn’t this play firmly banned? It’s like the grim dark setting is set design, guys.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3755131&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2026 21:19:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>All Hail Chaos and just a little bit in</title>
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  <description>we are told the emperor has a “lambent” gaze.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be fair, that’s just the word the fictional author would pick, but…. (At least it’s just his gaze and not his orbs.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3754930&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2026 02:43:27 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Youtube has been providing me with lots of videos of Europeans in America</title>
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  <description>Somehow, you can always tell when they&apos;re in &lt;i&gt;Texas&lt;/i&gt;. It&apos;s little things, like the fact that Texans are congenitally incapable of surviving in a space that is not wall-to-ceiling covered in Texas flags and Texas outlines and Lone Stars and - if they&apos;re daring - prints of bluebells and/or longhorns.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just in case they get amnesia and forget where they are or, in the case of expats like my dad, where they&apos;re from. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Texas, y&apos;all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wonder, sometimes, if Texans who have never been out of state realize just how weird this all is. Like, if I had even a single NYS flag or NYS outline, people would think I was psychotic. It was strange enough to have our subway map shower curtain, and that was actually &lt;i&gt;helpful&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;***********************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3754491.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3754491&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 16:43:25 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Mislaid my cat comb</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve had to comb Callie with my own comb. My god, that girl can shed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;***********************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3754057.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3754057&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 05:23:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Cedar Waxwings Unmasked by Jane Yolen</title>
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  <description>Who are these masked birds?&lt;br /&gt;Not Robin Hoods,&lt;br /&gt;for they live in&lt;br /&gt;the open woods.&lt;br /&gt;They only deal&lt;br /&gt;in stolen goods&lt;br /&gt;like berry futures,&lt;br /&gt;cedar cones,&lt;br /&gt;and sweet, sweet, fruit&lt;br /&gt;(but leave the stones).&lt;br /&gt;Insects they catch&lt;br /&gt;on the fly&lt;br /&gt;when swarms of them&lt;br /&gt;go buzzing by.&lt;br /&gt;No need to worry,&lt;br /&gt;moan. or fret.&lt;br /&gt;Your valuables&lt;br /&gt;they will&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;               not&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;                    get.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;********************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/58541/cedar-waxwings-unmasked&quot;&gt;Link to the poem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/cedar-waxwing&quot;&gt;The bird itself&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3753791&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 04:45:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I have no idea what happened first</title>
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  <description>but as I was at the corner store somebody poked his head in the store and said &quot;So, I still can&apos;t get nothing?&quot; and then, as the cashier picked up the phone &quot;C&apos;mon, you&apos;re calling the cops on me again? You already called them on me!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, okay, if he already called them (20 minutes ago, as the phone conversation made clear) then there is no need to ask if you are welcome in the store, because almost anybody could tell you that the answer is no. Whether he was right to call or wrong to call, he&apos;s still not going to let you buy anything at this time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;***************************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3753566.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3753566&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 03:50:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Why the hell am I getting spammed by the RNC?</title>
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  <description>Seriously, what have I done to deserve that?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3753408&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 02:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Peach by D. H. Lawrence</title>
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  <description>&lt;i&gt;Would you like to throw a stone at me?&lt;br /&gt;Here, take all that’s left of my peach.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Blood-red, deep:&lt;br /&gt;Heaven knows how it came to pass.&lt;br /&gt;Somebody’s pound of flesh rendered up.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Wrinkled with secrets&lt;br /&gt;And hard with the intention to keep them.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Why, from silvery peach-bloom,&lt;br /&gt;From that shallow-silvery wine-glass on a short stem&lt;br /&gt;This rolling, dropping, heavy globule?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I am thinking, of course, of the peach before I ate it.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Why so velvety, why so voluptuous heavy?&lt;br /&gt;Why hanging with such inordinate weight?&lt;br /&gt;Why so indented?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Why the groove?&lt;br /&gt;Why the lovely, bivalve roundnesses?&lt;br /&gt;Why the ripple down the sphere?&lt;br /&gt;Why the suggestion of incision?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Why was not my peach round and finished like a billiard ball?&lt;br /&gt;It would have been if man had made it.&lt;br /&gt;Though I’ve eaten it now.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;But it wasn’t round and finished like a billiard ball;&lt;br /&gt;And because I say so, you would like to throw something at me.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Here, you can have my peach stone.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;                                                                                - San Gervasio&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;**************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/148467/peach-5bec50a3b3751&quot;&gt;Link&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3753069&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 21:32:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I’m not entirely sure where this book is going</title>
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  <description>but I am certain that the lieutenant’s eyes are not &lt;i&gt;lambent&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somebody needs to remove that word from the word a day calendars, I swear. Replace it with uxoricide or inchoate.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3752525&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2026 03:46:15 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Judging by the hollering</title>
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  <description>Either the Knicks won or… I can’t actually imagine an or for this sentence.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://youtu.be/2fraSdN-PG8?is=zKioZAhn1hZ6QL18&quot;&gt;Go Knicks!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3752319&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2026 02:35:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/&quot;&gt;Welp, I&apos;m convinced.&lt;/a&gt; Let&apos;s get that hard-working horse some cake!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;*****************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3751990.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3751990&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 04:24:50 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;https://people.com/jane-yolen-author-of-450-childrens-books-dies-at-87-11996432&quot;&gt;Jane Yolen, Author of 450 Books Including The Devil&apos;s Arithmetic, Dies at 87&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3751718&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2026 17:29:52 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Last week I mentioned the drying racks to my sister</title>
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  <description>and she said we still have them &quot;because what if the dryer breaks&quot; and I thought to myself &quot;oh, yeah, that&apos;s gonna come back to haunt us&quot; but I didn&apos;t say anything for fear of making it worse and today - the dryer broke!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*headdesk*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is Jenn&apos;s fault. I will stand by that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The first repair appointment I could make is next week, but that&apos;s okay, we won&apos;t have enough money until next week anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;*********************************&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;cut-wrapper&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;span-cuttag___1&quot; class=&quot;cuttag&quot;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-open&quot;&gt;(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-text&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://conuly.dreamwidth.org/3751662.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Read more...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;cut-close&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: none;&quot; id=&quot;div-cuttag___1&quot; aria-live=&quot;assertive&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=conuly&amp;ditemid=3751662&quot; width=&quot;30&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; alt=&quot;comment count unavailable&quot; style=&quot;vertical-align: middle;&quot;/&gt; comments</description>
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