My job, My life, My brother and his actions
ok. so i just got in from an extra shift at my job (it's xmas dammit, i need money) and i can honestly say i didnt hate it! maybe it's because it was a three hour shift and not a five hour shift but it was still quite fun. there was lots of random stopping work (not doing a lot, mainly shelf stacking) and chatting/ joking about whatever which is always fun :)
Bob wasn't in (bob is the proper boss who, when he is in, makes us ACTUALLY work. like lots*gasp*) which was a bonus. So instead two supervisors ( both early twenties and laid back) were incharge. one is usually working on my shifts but the other one (matt) is usually not. i need to explain two things about matt: one, he is massively gay. like screamingly so. two, he is REALLY bitchy. like always making random digs at people just because he can.
theres always a bit of worry when making a gay joke at your boss (as if i am in much of a position to make that kind of joke!) but i did anyway. he had been making jokes at me and my mates all night and then him and chris started chatting about cat food. matt revealed he didnt like cats and he was conjuring up a situation involving him trying to get rid of a cat and he made the mistake of shouting "Piss off Pussy!" loudly infront of me... i couldnt miss this chance and i MIGHT have suggested it was his motto.
the trouble with when i say things like this is i tell jokes or make comments very deadpan so there is a breif gap inbetween me saying somethign and it clicking into place for people. this happened and my heart sank as i imagined being labeled a massive homophobe (they should read my fics..that would change their mind) or something. instead chris burst out into hysterical laughter cos few poeple make jokes back to matt for fear of being made to do some crap job or something. but yeah, he laughed, then matt started to so i was in the clear. bonus!
i went to see my dad this weekend which involves spending time with my delightful brother (two). he justr amuses me greatly. we went shopping and he went to go and see father christmas in the grotto thing. very cool ( bro: " 'ello father kissmuss *big happy wave*"). but most importantly i was watching a chaplin film on my laptop when my brother walks in and sits down and starts watching with me. so cute and cool. my brother likes chaplin!!!
me: hello rhys (bro's name).
bro: ello tyler. was that? *points to screen*
Me: thats charlie on the computer.
Bro: charlie on a 'puter ?
Me: yeah!
short pause in which we watch
Bro: was charlie doing?
Me: i don't know. lets watch
short pause in which bro clearly gets bored (i forgive him, he IS two afterall)
Bro: *presses off button on my laptop* bye bye charlie *wave*
me: you little git rhys!
but i forgive him now, he is cool enough to get away with it.
School is a bitch. thats all needs to be said
wishing you all good luck with christmas shopping and sorry for the pointlessness of this post.
Cheerio
Tyler
