Reblogged interstellerace
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love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?
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Erarg creates worldβs first Happypasta
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Anonymous asked:
As a norwegian i am curious how this match went from the perspective of brazillians. We were tense the whole time waiting for the cooler more experienced world cup players to destroy us. Felt like a miracle on that first goal, historical precedent XD hope our countries can hold hands after this?
tbh i think most of us were just hoping for haaland to finally kill neymar and put us out of our misery
if u guys come back and finish the job we can hold hands tho β€οΈ
we donβt ljke him
Reblogged ajosm86
The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact
Reblogged ajosm86
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women's thighs. you agree. reblog.
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I love Andrew Minyard so much because wdym it was YOUR idea to kiss him and YOUR idea to jerk him off but then YOU were inconvenienced by having his cum on your hand to the point of using HIS SHIRT as a cum rag? Fucking iconic.
