Push it if you want to see what happens

COLLEGE RADIO RUINER

2006-10-27T04:50:11Z

1-613-520-2528

call this number talk to daiquri live

holy fuck

there desprate and out of music!

boxofficepoison @ 2005-09-26T15:11:00

2005-09-26T19:11:54Z

http://americasfunnyman.com
http://myspace.com/daiquiri

Sep 27 2005 8:00P
The Magic Stick Detroit, MI
http://www.majesticdetroit.com/stick.asp

Sep 28 2005 8:00P
starlight Waterloo, ON
http://www.janebond.ca/

Sep 29 2005 8:00P
casbah hamilton, ON
http://www.steelcitymusic.ca/

Sep 30 2005 8:00P
El Mocambo Toronto, ON
http://www.20hzmusic.com/elmocambo/

mike h says:
Oct 1 2005 8:00P
mavericks otttawa, ON
http://punkottawa.com

Oct 2 2005 8:00P
Zoobizarre Montreal, QC
http://www.zoobizarre.org/

boxofficepoison @ 2005-07-17T13:15:00

2005-07-17T17:15:01Z

HEY-

we're infecting SF and getting everybody pregnant.

zip codes rapists
horse cow
daiquiri
hemlock tavern, SF CA.
july 29th

If you live anywhere near San Francisco come out...we probably won't be back soon.

Opening for longtime idols ZIP CODE RAPISTS....this is a dream come true. A dream turned nightmare? we'll see.

Mike

it's one of those kind of days

2005-06-23T22:02:22Z

push it if you want to see what happens
push it and it's gonna happen
it's funny, and then you get kicked out

you are the best paid mommy from the wrist
there is a plastic tube with liquid drips
let's puncture it

dressy, when you're getting confirmed
you're dressy and the priest will be actin blessy
thats how he's supposed to be

you are the best paid mommy from the wrist
there is a plastic tube with liquid drips
let's puncture it

peel back, do you want to see whats underneath?
broken and grinding down the adult teeth

you are the best paid mommy from the wrist
there is a plastic tube with liquid drips
let's puncture it

you could just push it and you could just cut it
and you could just bite it and you could just love it

An observation

2005-06-06T15:09:34Z

Is it just me, or is Bronzage pretty much a punk cover of Sparks' Something For The Girl With Everything? Not that that's a bad thing, of course. :)

Toronto fucks

2005-03-23T19:25:20Z

boxofficepoison @ 2005-01-12T19:32:00

2005-01-13T00:31:56Z

Aight, so check this out...

Dog Fashion Disco has put up two live versions of Rat on a Sinking Ship and Vertigo Motel from the soon to be released The City Is Alive Tonight on MY SPACE

Please take a few minutes to go and listen and check it out.

There is a preorder available for this CD/DVD combo. You can get info on that Here

Remember this is due for release on Jan. 25, 2005. or DFD-DAY as we like to call it.

There will also be a show on the same night at Fletchers in Baltimore, Md. Go if you can. You'll recieve a free copy of The City Is Alive Tonight. :)

Thanks.

(sorry for the x-posting)

boxofficepoison @ 2004-12-14T20:36:00

2004-12-15T01:36:34Z

boxofficepoison @ 2004-12-03T00:48:00

2004-12-03T05:48:50Z

ATTN: ANYONE GOING TO SEE DAIQUIRI, DUCT TAPE MUSTACHE, AND WORLD PROVIDER ON DEC 3 AT THE MUST CAFE IT HAS BEEN CANCELLED

boxofficepoison @ 2004-11-18T02:05:00

2004-11-18T07:05:26Z

Nov 25 - MAIN HALL Montreal, Que.

Dec 1- - Sneaky Dees w/ Ninja High School and Statuory Apes

Toronto, ON

Dec 3- Muse Cafe w/ Duct Tape Mustache
3422 Ridge Road, Lansing, IL (708)-895-3072

Dec 4- Rhinos w/ Tub Ring and Sump Pumps Bloomington, IN

Dec 5- TBA

Dec 7- Lucys On The Square w/ Tuna Helpers 141 E Hopkins San Marcos, TX 78666 (512) 558-7399

Dec 8 - Beerland w/ TUNA HELPERS, and Zom Zoms
Austin, TX

Dec9 -Avenue Arts Venue w/ Tuna Helpers Dallas, TX

Dec 10 - Sam's Burger Joint w/ TUNA HELPERS
330 E. Grayson, San Antonio, TX

Dec 11- JJ's Pizza w/ Tuna Helpers 9458 Marsh Ln
Dallas , TX 75220 (Denton) (214) 351-4300

DEC 13TH- CIRCLE BAR- NEW ORLEANS W/ WORLD PROVIDER

DEC 15TH- CALADONIA LOUNGE-ATHENS GA W/ GARBAGE ISLAND

DEC 16TH TBA THE WEREHOUSE 211 e 3rd street Winston-Salem, NC

DEC 17TH TBA

DEC 18TH DELANCY- NEW YORK NY W/ DYNAMITE CLUB and Dynasty

boxofficepoison @ 2004-10-26T02:21:00

2004-10-26T06:21:15Z

TRASHY BEATS ECARD!!!!!

neil hamburger in toronto OMGZ!11

2004-10-16T21:52:51Z

i have pics from the show which can be found ovah here down below

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was fuckin great i tell yaz
buh-bye

Show at El Mocambo

2004-10-16T02:43:16Z

Who was there last night?

T'WAS UNICORNALICIOUS!

boxofficepoison @ 2004-10-02T04:35:00

2004-10-02T08:35:45Z

10/07/2004 08:00 PM - The Underground, Hamilton w/ SLEEPYTIME GUERILLA MUSEUM
41 Catharine St N, Hamilton Ontario, 00000 -

w/ Sleepytime Guerilla Museum. We been fans of these guys for years...they used to be in IDIOT FLESH and that was awesome stuff. dig? http://webofmimicry.com

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10/08/2004 08:00 PM - SOMEWHERE IN KITCHENER, AN ALL AGES SHOW
, Kitchener/Waterloo, ON., 00000 -

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10/14/2004 09:00 PM - EL MOCAMBO Toronto w/ Neil Hamburger
464 Spadina , Toronto, 00000 -

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10/15/2004 09:00 AM - Barrymores Ottawa w/ NEIL HAMBURGER
323 Bank St, Ottawa, 00000 - Pricey

w/ Americas 1$ Funnyman NEILLLLLLL HAMMMMMBURRRGERRRRR...that's NEIL HAMBUGER, as seen on TV. back in Canadna w/ Canadas $10 funnymen Daiquiri. Shawn Scallens birthday party also! so come! http://neilhamburger.tvheaven.com

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10/16/2004 08:00 PM - Casa Del Popolo, Montreal w/ Neil Hamburger
4873 boul. St-Laurent call: 514.284.3804, Montreal, 00000 -

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10/17/2004 08:00 PM - The Underground Hamilton w/ Neil Hamburger
41 Catharine St N, Hamilton , Hamilton Ontario, 00000 -

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10/18/2004 10:00 PM - Call the Office London ON. w/ NEIL HAMBURGER
216 YORK STREET, IN THE HEART OF DOWNTOWN LONDON (519) 432-BAND , London ON, 00000 -

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10/19/2004 09:00 PM - Detroit Magic Stick w/ NEIL HAMBURGER
4120 woodward, detriot, MI 48201 -

boxofficepoison @ 2004-09-29T21:16:00

2004-09-30T04:17:07Z

boxofficepoison @ 2004-09-28T23:43:00

2004-09-29T03:43:38Z

since i know you all love screaming monkey boner...

2004-08-04T20:03:02Z

They'll be tearing the lounge up at the garage this saturday, while playing their intire first album "fun with poop." Think it's a joke? Come and show how tough you are when the holographic enemies tear your hardcore face in two.

Who else is playing?

Red From Winter - Think of the Blood Brothers with less keyboards and crappier lyrics. If you're into two boys screaming together and banging on keyboards, these boys will make you cream your pants.

Daisy's Compact Mice - Sometimes refered to as the local verison of Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, or Yeah Yeah Yeahs, these girls who opened up for the electro-pop rapper Peaches and uber-funkster Har Mar Superstar will make you dance all night long while clapping your hands and shaking your hips. They'll also have their new "RUNT EP" for sale. Recorded right therre at the Garage.

Daisy's Compact Mice will also be bringing Noize Poison along for the ride. Pure punk that will bring the mosh more than your mom. Don't forget to put on your studs and jean jackets on for this one kids.

Caution Peanut - Metreosexual rockers who aren't quite metreosexual. And well, aren't quite rockers. They'll make you dance, dance, and well... dance. These cats will also have a new cd for sale; their first length "SAY EXPLOSION" will be selling itself for $10.

Usual time (doors: 6:30). Usual place (the garage). Usual cost ($5).

join us, bitches.

www.thegarage.net
www.screamingmonkeyboner.com
www.daisyscompactmice.com
www.redfromwinter.com
www.cautionpeanut.tk

also playing: Cash Money Trillionaires, Lookdown, and IO. Whom I know nothing about.

Drake hotel.

2004-07-22T17:11:40Z

Did anyone go to the show in Toronto?
What did I miss??

God damn it I wish I didn't have stoner lazy friends.

anyway see you in august if your at the tub ring, dfd ect. show

since i'm underaged i doubt i'll make it to this show

2004-07-14T20:07:51Z

yup you read it, but, it's for daiquiri

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yeah i made it
i should prolly introduce myself too
my name is alex

is there much else i can say?

the fuck if i know

boxofficepoison @ 2004-07-14T12:57:00

2004-07-14T16:58:21Z

I know most of you have checked out/heard of these bands... but... I must do this

Mod Flanders Conspiracy
Daiquiri
Tub Ring
Dog Fashion Disco
Switchee
Screaming Monkey Boner
Mindless Self Induglence

x posted like a mother. deal. :-*

boxofficepoison @ 2004-07-10T22:33:00

2004-07-11T02:33:04Z

Tickets for the August 17th show (Deja Zoo Tour)
TUB RING
DFD
and
DAIQUIRI
in toronto
are available now at Ticketmaster under this link:

ticketmaster

FUCKING AWESME POSTER

2004-07-08T22:57:20Z

boxofficepoison @ 2004-07-07T23:17:00

2004-07-08T03:17:48Z

boxofficepoison @ 2004-07-05T14:53:00

2004-07-05T18:53:27Z

emo_rejects

DO IT.

NOWWW.

ITS COol dont worry.

boxofficepoison @ 2004-06-29T20:05:00

2004-06-30T00:05:50Z

06/23 - DQR and Unexplained Bacon @ Agora Bookstore (upstairs) (145 Besserer) - AA/9pm/$5

June 24 - 27 Jason Rouse, Comedian. At Yuk Yuks in Ottawa this week. Totally insane. we're going to see him. you should too. http://jasonrouse.com

Thursday July 15th @ The Reverb in Cedar Falls IA w/ Screaming Monkey Boner, Daiquiri, and Marcato.
All Ages, Music at 9PM

Friday, July 16th, 2004
w/ Screaming Monkey Boner, Duct Tape Mustache
Hired Geeks and more
@ The Garage, Burnsville, MN
75 Civic Center Parkway
7pm - $7 - all ages

Saturday, July 17th, 2004
w/ Screaming Monkey Boner, Urizen Hired Geeks
Madison, WI
TBA

Sunday, July 18th, 2004
w/ Screaming Monkey Boner, Gimme Crack and Hired Geeks.
@ Hattrix, Kenosha, WI
8pm - $5 - 21+

Wed July 21 2004 The Drake Hotel, Toronto w/ The Tuna Helpers and Jason Rouse http://jasonrouse.com http://thedrakehotel.ca/

Thurs July 22 Catch 22 11 Ontario St Oshawa ON w/ The Tuna Helpers

Friday July 23 Kitchener ON. TBA. w/ The Tuna Helpers

Sat JULY 24 Zaphod Beeblebrox 27 York St. w/ THE TUNA HELPERS Ottawa

http://thetunahelpers.org check out their mps because they friggin rule!

LOTS OF STUFF IN THE WORKS, SHOW WISE, CD WISE, AND DVD WISE.

SO, UNTIL THE NEW SITE IS UP WE HAVE NO NEWS AND LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. LIKE USUAL