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An “irreverent [and] zany” (The Washington Post) novel about the mishaps of intergalactic travel from two of comedy’s most beloved icons: Douglas Adams and Terry Jones

“I’ve always wanted to collaborate on something with Terry. . . . As you are about to discover, he has written an altogether sillier, naughtier, and more wonderful novel than I would have done.”—Douglas Adams, from the introduction

Bestselling author Douglas Adams wrote the storyline based on his CD-ROM game of the same name (as this novel, not as him, obviously).

Terry Jones of Monty Python wrote the book. In the nude! Parents be warned! Most of the words in this book were written by a naked man!

So. You want to argue with that? All right, we give in.

Starship Titanic is the greatest, most fabulous, most technologically advanced interstellar cruise line ever built. It is like a cross between the Queen Mary, the Chrysler Building, Tutankhamen’s tomb, and Venice. Furthermore, it cannot possibly go wrong. . . .

Sadly, however, seconds after its launch it undergoes SMEF, or Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure. And disappears.

Except, everything’s got to be somewhere.

Coming home that night, on a little-known planet called Earth, Dan and Lucy Gibson find something very large and very, very shiny sticking into their house. . . .
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"[AN] ABSURD, ROLLICKING SPACE ADVENTURE".

-- Publishers Weekly

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Arguably the greatest collaboration in the whole history of comedy!
Bestselling author Douglas Adams wrote the storyline based on his CD-ROM game of the same name (as this novel, not as him, obviously).
Terry Jones of Monty Python wrote the book. In the nude! Parents be warned! Most of the words in this book were written by a naked man!
So. You want to argue with that? All right, we give in.
Starship Titanic is the greatest, most fabulous, most technologically advanced interstellar cruise line ever built. It is like a cross between the Queen Mary, the Chrysler Building, Tutankhamen's tomb, and Venice. Furthermore, it cannot possibly go wrong. . . .
Sadly, however, seconds after its launch it undergoes SMEF, or Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure. And disappears.
Except, everything's got to be somewhere.
Coming home that night, on a little known planet called Earth, Dan and Lucy Gibson find something very large and very, very shiny sticking into their house. . .

Product details

  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ October 27, 1998
  • Edition ‏ : ‎ 1st American ed
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 256 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 0345368436
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-0345368430
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7.2 ounces
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.12 x 0.58 x 8 inches
  • Best Sellers Rank: #1,087,760 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.1 out of 5 stars (1,707)

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4.1 out of 5 stars
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Customers find the book delightful and well-crafted, particularly appreciating how it brilliantly captures the essence of Douglas Adams. Moreover, they enjoy its humor, describing it as wonderfully silly, and value its engaging story. However, opinions about the book's entertainment value are mixed, with some finding it a fun exercise in spirited nonsense while others consider it a waste of time.
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27 customers mention content, 23 positive, 4 negative
Customers find the book enjoyable, with one mentioning it's a great follow-up to the Hitchhiker series after 25 years.
Great book, what ever happened to audible bookRead more
An awesome read. It's not as awe inspiring as the classic point-and-click adventure game. However, it's comedy is totally Terry Jones....Read more
...Highly recommended reading.Read more
Funny and surprising. I enjoyed the book overall. It was a bit different than I expected....Read more
26 customers mention humor, 21 positive, 5 negative
Customers find the book humorous, describing it as delightfully silly and good fun, with one customer noting it's very tongue-in-cheek.
I could almost see the characters in this story doing their thing! Funny, witty, sarcastic, AND and adventure all rolled into one....Read more
...It's a lot of fun to read and has great dry humor.Read more
It was tons of fun to read. The pages flew by. But he got time dilation backwards. Also, while it made me smile, I didn’t laugh out loud.Read more
Great humor and believable characters transport you to a new world. This short story shows Terry Jones genius cuts across genres.Read more
10 customers mention story, 8 positive, 2 negative
Customers enjoy the story of the book, finding it fun and appealing, with one customer describing it as a wild romp through the galaxy.
...Regardless, we have this gem of a story!Read more
...Funny, witty, sarcastic, AND and adventure all rolled into one....Read more
I was surprised at how fun this story was. A cross between Hitchhikers Guide and a Monty Python script. Very good.Read more
I'm not completely sure what I was expecting, but the story just didn't appeal to me....Read more
5 customers mention historical context, 5 positive, 0 negative
Customers appreciate the historical context of the book, praising how it brilliantly captures the essence of Douglas Adams, with one customer noting its high level of Terry Jones' narration.
...Funny, witty, sarcastic, AND and adventure all rolled into one....Read more
Terry Jones has brilliantly captured the essence of Douglas Adams, creating a tale full of the ridiculous foibles of our society in laugh-out-loud...Read more
...This book however, was lovely. Very much in the spirit of the Adams originals, and a ton of fun....Read more
...Finally, I must mention how surprised I was at the high level of Terry Jones' narration....Read more
13 customers mention engaging, 6 positive, 7 negative
Customers have mixed opinions about the book's entertainment value, with some finding it a fun exercise in spirited nonsense, while others consider it a waste of time.
Reminiscent of HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy but not quite as engaging....Read more
Starship Titanica was a quick and fun read but does not compare to any of Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novels.Read more
...Completely misses the mark. I only got about 50 pages in and completely lost interest....Read more
Silly, fun exercise in spirited nonsense. I enjoyed it without taking it seriously for a second.Read more
Really only seems worthwhile if you loved the game
3 out of 5 stars
Really only seems worthwhile if you loved the game
I picked this up because I loved the game as a young teen. I wasn't expecting much, especially after reading the foreword and seeing that this book was required by the publisher to come out in conjunction with the game. I'm glad I didn't really have any sort of expectations because, while silly, crass, and quick, it is based on a point and click game, the characters are all one dimensional and the overall story is just okay. This really only seems worthwhile if you have played the game and want a bit more of the backstory of the building of the Starship Titanic (more than the email exchanges you can read in game) and then just want a goofy, tropey, story. It was a bit rough getting through the first 20 or so pages because it feels like someone trying to write like Douglas Adams and not quite hitting the mark.
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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Still Great after Twenty-Five Years
    Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2025
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    Roughly twenty-five years ago when audiobooks could still be gotten on cassette tape, I picked up the story Douglas Adams’ Starship Titanic and laughed all the way through it—several times. I’ve been waiting for that book to come out on Audible, but in the meantime, I picked up the e-book version and it’s just as funny as I remember. There’s a plot to destroy the galaxy’s greatest luxury star liner and three earthlings who are in the wrong place at the wrong time are the only ones who can save it. Based on the video game of the same name, this novel makes fun of just about everything and provides a really fun story at the same time.

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    Sorry I was put off by the bad reviews.
    Reviewed in the United States on December 9, 2011
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    I originally bought the game, found it beautiful to browse through and daunting to play, so I put it aside. Years later on a binge of "books on tape" buying I bought a used copy of the audio version. Then I read the bad reviews and never even tried to start it. A month ago I bought a nice used car with a cassette player in it and needed something to test the player, so I popped in "Titanic". I've just now finished listening to it, and I'm awfully sorry I waited. Certainly it's not on a par with the first three "Hitchhiker's" books, mostly because it's not that densely funny. And yes, there are echoes of "Hitchhiker's" concepts and story construction in this book. But it's pretty clever and engrossing all on it's own terms, and to my mind, it's better than some of Douglass' other books, say, the fifth Hitchhiker's novel. There's something else that's different, there's a fair amount of sex and profanity. It's all still comic and cheerful, and frankly, a welcome change. If I have any complaint, it's that there's probably too much complaining by the main characters about their relationship problems, and (as mentioned by another reviewer) far too little of the parrot. As to the charge leveled at this book that's it's just an advertisement for the game, actually, it's a nice way of learning how to approach the game. The irony is that, unless you're an old technology geek, you're not going to be able to play the game, as it's written for outdated computers, and has not been (and sadly will probably never be) updated for the newest operating systems. Finally, I must mention how surprised I was at the high level of Terry Jones' narration. He manages to do a fair number of distinct voices, including a couple of women, and his normal speaking voice is much more light and pleasant than the voice he assumes when acting. It's a very nice read, and may be the best way to enjoy the piece. Dig out your old cassette players and buy a copy!

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  • 3 out of 5 stars
    Fun, silly
    Reviewed in the United States on August 18, 2025
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    Silly, fun exercise in spirited nonsense. I enjoyed it without taking it seriously for a second.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Douglas Adams is a genius!
    Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2015
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    Douglas Adams was a genius. if you have not yet read his works, you have to! i am especially fond of his dirk gently books and last chance to see. of course everyone knows the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy which is also awesome. i would recommend the audio books which were narrated by the author himself and were very well done. like i said, he was a genius. there is some mild sex in his books but really more of a hint and the "violence" is of comic science fiction which is his genre. all his books, except last chance to see, which is first person, are alternating between a narrator and switching from character perspectives. if you have heard the bbc dramatization of hitchhikers guide, highly recommended, you get a good feel for his style. note that the audio book for this is not done my Adams but by Jones. this is the only book i know that he is a co-author, well, other than last chance to see, but you can see his style and flavor in them both.

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    Totally funny reading
    Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2022
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    I could almost see the characters in this story doing their thing! Funny, witty, sarcastic, AND and adventure all rolled into one. This has little to do with the modern-day world in spite of any similarities you might see in the way things are run. Laugh and enjoy while life and death decisions are made about the characters and their homes. Nothing is "normal" and Mr Jones does an excellent job of honoring Douglas Adams.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Delightfully silly!
    Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2021
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    You either love British humor or you hate it. Those who love it should find much to enjoy here - after all, it was written by one of the members of Monty Python! It embodies the spirit of Douglas Adams and his Hitchhiker series so perfectly. One wishes Mr. Jones had taken up the quill to carry on the Hitchhiker novels after Mr. Adams’ passing, as opposed to Eoin Colfer. Regardless, we have this gem of a story!

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  • 3 out of 5 stars
    Funny, but well below Douglas Adams's level
    Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2017
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    It was a good read. A story taken straight out of a footnote in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the demise of the Starship Titanic.

    The book is very tongue in cheek and had its good bits, just don't expect it to be off the same caliber as even the worst of the Hitchhiker's books. I'm not sorry I read it, but if you're not a huge fan of Douglas Adams and his work, you'll probably be very underwhelmed.

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  • 4 out of 5 stars
    “Sometimes you feel like a nut…”
    Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2017
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    Just like that jingle reminds us, “Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.” Sure, the bar with nuts is different from the one with containing the delicious, well loved nutless filling. But, sometimes you have to ignore the terror of the unfamiliar and go for it! I mean even if you don’t feel like a nut, without risking change, it could be that your life will be the next one to get caught in a rut.

    So, I took a chance on “Titanic”, although well aware it was highly unlikely to be equal to Doug Adam’s masterpiece “Hitchhiker‘s Guide” (or most of his other works).

    And I guess I was in the mood for a nut....because I liked this undemanding, silly romp through the stars. My recommendation? Set aside your expections. And should you be so unfortunate to have earned a diploma (for whatever level) in English Lit. - fulfill that promise you made to yourself ever so long ago...and burn the foul thing! Then meditate on nuts, and enjoy the read.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Perfetto
    Reviewed in Italy on January 25, 2020
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    Love Douglas Adams.

    Prezzo fantastico per un libro difficile da reperire

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    Great read
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on November 13, 2025
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    Classic Douglas Adams

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    a good read
    Reviewed in Australia on February 18, 2021
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    This was typical of a Douglas Adams novel even though it is written by Terry Jones . Full of irrelevance and impractical information making it a great read full of back handed humour.

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  • 5 out of 5 stars
    For Douglas heads
    Reviewed in India on January 26, 2025
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    Recommended for all Douglas Adams fans who have run out of books written by him and feel lost. A short and fun read, Terry Jones does a good job of keeping it peppy.

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    Great product
    Reviewed in Canada on January 2, 2020
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    Exactly as described/expected

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