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The Sirens of Titan
Featured title on PBS's The Great American Read in 2018
The Sirens of Titan is an outrageous romp through space, time, and morality. The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey to distant worlds with a beautiful woman at his side. Of course there’s a catch to the invitation and a prophetic vision about the purpose of human life that only Vonnegut has the courage to tell.
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherAudible Studios on Brilliance Audio
- Publication dateAugust 4, 2015
- Dimensions6.5 x 0.63 x 5.5 inches
- ISBN-101501277294
- ISBN-13978-1501277290
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- Publisher : Audible Studios on Brilliance Audio
- Publication date : August 4, 2015
- Edition : Unabridged
- Language : English
- ISBN-10 : 1501277294
- ISBN-13 : 978-1501277290
- Item Weight : 3.5 ounces
- Dimensions : 6.5 x 0.63 x 5.5 inches
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Kurt Vonnegut was a writer, lecturer and painter. He was born in Indianapolis in 1922 and studied biochemistry at Cornell University. During WWII, as a prisoner of war in Germany, he witnessed the destruction of Dresden by Allied bombers, an experience which inspired Slaughterhouse Five. First published in 1950, he went on to write fourteen novels, four plays, and three short story collections, in addition to countless works of short fiction and nonfiction. He died in 2007.
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I was wondering whether my daily life is controlled by aliens
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- 5 out of 5 stars
Don't panic!
Reviewed in the United States on February 1, 2015Vonnegut is not for everybody! There might be enough people that take him literally and might get offended by his remarks on religious zealotry, "righteous wars" and politics in general. But if you have a strong sense of humor and got disappointed at least once in life with the way history gets written by the victors and the truth gets distorted by the people in power, you will be delighted with this!
It is the most thought-provoking book, and at any given point it might read as a non sci-fi with its deep observations on human relations: man-woman, rich-poor, religious/non-believer, war.
At the same time it is the most satisfying sci-fi book ever, blows the esoteric Strugatsky or Lem away!!! I loved the quirkyness of the Chrono-synchlastic infundibulum concept, the sarcasm on the futility of what we bravely call Space exploration ( frustratingly slow and dangerous so far- with questionable results), humanity's typical behavior once they get there( start a war! ), some fascinatingly strange imaginings of Mercury and Titan...
Just about when I thought it can't get any better, it suddenly does: Contact. The cherished Alien contact! There is a lot there and I will leave it to the reader to discover where The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy got its inspiration!
I just have to add that the landscapes of Titan ( when the 3 main characters plus the dog finally make it there), are some of the most hauntingly beautiful pages in sci-fi ever written! This book is written in 1959, way before Cassini sent the astounding images from the vicinity of Saturn... Vonnegut did his homework right!
And yes, the philosophy that we are at our most happy when we stop worrying and enjoy the simple pleasures in life!
This is a book for the eons, it's depths wrapped in humor, slowly, hauntingly sinking in...
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A great read and a fun exploration of humanity.
Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2015TL:DR;
Kurt Vonnegut’s The Sirens of Titan is just outside the fringes of what I normally like to read, and I found myself walking away from the book with a slightly muddled sense of satisfaction. The book left me with plenty of things to think about: human nature and certain philosophies being chief among them. Vonnegut does an excellent job building and shaping his characters. Malachi Constant, Beatrice Rumfoord and Winston Niles Rumfoord all felt very real to me and evoked a wide range of emotions over the course of the book.
The story is interesting and compelling as well; however, I did find the beginning of the book to be very bland and a bit off putting (I did later come to see the necessity of the beginning, but that did not make it anymore interesting to read while I was reading it.) Ultimately, I enjoyed the book and I would encourage people to read it, but I would only actively recommend this book to specific readers. If you want to explore human nature, follow one man on his quest for the meaning of life, or experience a small taste of just how indifferent and large the galaxy really is, I would highly recommend this book. If you’re looking for space battles, high action, or physical conflicts, I’d suggest you look elsewhere.
The Bad:
1. I felt the beginning of the book was weak. Vonnegut's writing struck me as somewhat circular and sometimes a bit wordy (this problem cleared up later. I’m not sure if I just got used to the style, or it slowly evaporated). I also had very little interest in the characters and found the story itself slow. The reasoning for this is revealed later in the book, but that doesn’t excuse having a blunt hook at the start of the story.
The Good:
1. Once you get past the slow hump in the beginning, the characters become quite interesting and develop real personalities of their own. There are times at which you’ll loathe Constant, pity him, empathize with him, and be happy for him. Vonnegut’s depiction of the sad isolation and creeping depression that Constant deals with really reverberated with me. The same goes for many of the other characters, despite their initial two dimensional presentations they all prove themselves to be multi-faceted gems by the end of the book.
2. The story. Again, once you crest the hill that is the beginning of the book, the story really picks up. After the main characters leave Earth and make for Mars (as prophesied by William Niles Rumfoord) things become really interesting, and Vonnegut’s story telling really begins to shine. Vonnegut's thematic elements shine brightly throughout the entire story as well, which gave me a deeper appreciation for the situations that Vonnegut penned.
The Meh:
1. You’re going to need a little background information to understand this gripe. My editor girlfriend loves, loves, loves semicolons. She loves semicolons an almost inordinate amount. She gets excited when she gets to edit one into something. So I used to love to tease her with this Vonnegut quote.
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.”
Upon reading some of his work, that quote makes Vonnegut seem like a hypocrite to me. I do not recall coming across any semicolons; however, I came across quite a few words that I had to stop and look up.
Synopsis:
Winston Niles Rumfoord and his dog, Kazak, are chronosynclastically infundibulated, and every fifty nine days he materializes for a period of hours at his home on the planet Earth. The materializations have always been a private event, until one day Malachi Constant is invited to witness and partake in one of Rumfoord’s materializations. Since he is infundibulated, Rumfoord knows many things, specifically he knows that Constant will travel to Mars, then Mercury, back to Earth again, and then finally on to one of Saturn’s Moons, Titan. Of course Constant doesn’t believe him and leaves the materialization shortly after it ends. It doesn’t take long to discover the first of Rumfoord’s predictions to be true. With each new planet, we explore a new side of Malachi Constant and discover just how little the universe really cares.
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Prophetic!
Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026Characters are reminiscent of contemporary political and corporate figures in 21st century. Great book, highly recommend Elon Musk and Trump read this book.
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A story that was written by one of the best "word smiths" of the 20th century!
Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2012Malachi Constant has it all, the richest man in the world and he is blessed with good luck. Unfortunately many things are about to change. His selfish and indulgent lifestyle suddenly pales in comparison to his now traveling to Mars to see the preparations for a war with Earth.
His travels take him to Mercury then back to Earth and finally to the moon of Saturn named Titan. There Malachi meets Winston Niles Rumford who is a lost earthling space traveler who has caused much of the turmoil in Malachi's life including the Martian war....
Kurt Vonnegut was born and lived in the same city I was born in and this leads me to read his books. I am an avid reader and lover of the Sci-Fi genre and Kurt was well known for his work as a Sci-Fi author. His style is more imagination and anything is possible if you believe in it versus the hard science of other famous Sci-Fi authors of that time period. Basically if you want to do something, just make it up!
His stories are more about the characters and their interaction and his focus sometimes seems to belittle the existence of mankind and the futility of war. This story for example is about mankind and civilization being created to make a part that probably cost a dollar for a crashed flying saucer on Titan. (The part is the size of an Earthling beer-can opener)
The story shows Kurt Vonnegut's sense of humor and the satire that motivated him to write his books. It is a classic but if you are looking for hard Sci-Fi this book is probably not for you. This is a story that was written by one of the best "word smiths" of the 20th century that is certainly worth reading!
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Dissapointing and Odd
Reviewed in the United States on February 25, 2025This is definitely an interesting book and the first I've read from Kurt Vonnegut. I heard so much about the author and I was excited to read one of his books.
However, I was not a fan of his writing style (personal preference), and I didn't find the story to be really compelling. It started off interesting and the characters were alright. The plot was ambiguous at best but that didn't bother me, as I hoped it would thicken as the book went on.
It did thicken, but in a very odd and dark way. Halfway through the book, the characters seemed to be running around mindlessly and hopelessly for no apparent reason, until the final reveal at the end. Well, what you hoped would be a tidying up of the story, was just a way for the author to say, "there was no real reason for the running around."
I thought it was a clever reveal, that not only were all the charters spending their lives doing meaningless work, but that humanity as a whole was wasting its time as well. The redeeming factor of the book, but not redeeming enough, was the main characters ending thoughts; there is no real meaning in what we do, but love is still worth pursing.
Worth the read? Maybe. Would read again? No.
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overall captivating
Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2025Around the last fourth part my connection started to fade away. The style and imagination that fully sustained my interest until then became somewhat repetitive and predictable. I found myself skipping paragraphs and even full pages.
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It's as thoughtful, hilarious, and mesmerizing as a book can be. It is classic Vonnegut.
Reviewed in the United States on December 3, 2025I suspect that you have to be familiar with the sardonic humor of Vonnegut to appreciate Vonnegut. The only way to know if you appreciate his insight into the human dilemma and the meaning found in it is to read his best novels. This is one of them.
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The science fiction is fun, but only there for larger messages.
Reviewed in the United States on January 27, 2026Classic Vonnegut. Hilarious, touching and full of interesting philosophy. Well narrated plot twists abound. If you haven't read it you should. Easy and amusing. Science fiction as a vehicle, but ideas are the point.
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Anushka R.5 out of 5 starsFast delivery and arrived in pristine condition
Reviewed in India on April 17, 2026Arrived in great quality, pages and print quality is A!
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Sandra H5 out of 5 starsOuiiiii
Reviewed in France on December 24, 2016Woww, parfait ! Quel suspens et quelles réflexions !!!!! Je le conseille à tous, marrant ET intellectuel :) merci au podcast Cracked.com de me l'avoir fait découvrir :)
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B. Armstrong5 out of 5 starsThe Book that set the pattern for Vonnegut's Output
Reviewed in Spain on September 1, 2022From an overall humanist standpoint, through a stoic acceptance of fate and the possible meaninglessness of our existence, passing through social comments on inequality to pointing out the absurdity of much human effort, this novel brings to light themes which Vonnegut would develop in at least half of the books he would later write. Indeed, the "universe" he writes of in his major works are nearly all firmly within the one he creates here.
If you are unfamiliar with his work, this is the one to start with. If you haven't caught up with this one and have read others, this one is the wellspring of them all.
I read it when I was 18 and have just read it now 50 years later and I still find in it that mix of humour, sadness and wisdom that got me hooked on KV back then.
No spoilers - read this book!
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S. D. Szwer5 out of 5 starsWonderful! Just Wonderful!
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on October 27, 2018I must confess up front that this is my favourite book & so was always going to receive 5 stars. I first read 'The Sirens of Titan' when I was sixteen (in 1976) & it has remained as my first choice ever since. I have read other Vonnegut books but this is the clear front runner for me. A science fiction book that reads like a fairy story, it concerns the roller-coaster life of one Malachi Constant, born the richest man on Earth. Through his adventures we learn the 'true' history of mankind both past and near future. This book is rare in that it is word perfect - not one sentence has been added as padding, every character, every verbal exchange, every description adds to the story. It has the barbs of irony that Vonnegut is famouse for but is counterpoised by moments of immense beauty. Plenty happens in this book & it has so much drama that by the end you feel you've been on a long journey. I still feel strong emotions when I read this book & I'm happy that this audio version is now available. The narrator does a good job (of course it can't match the voices I've had for it in my head for several decades) & this makes a big difference.
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Kindle Customer5 out of 5 starsWatchmen before the Watchmen
Reviewed in Canada on September 11, 2025If you like Alan Moore's Watchmen, then do yourself a favour and read this. Copyright 1958 it features: a character like dr. Manhattan who experiences all time simultaneously, a fake alien invasion to stop nuclear war and unite humanity, mind control that is a MKUltra leader's set dream and even a neat paragraph that seems to predict the cloud.
Funny and thoughtful who could ask for more!
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