Words Taste Like Peaches

bb!derek feeeeeeeeeeeeeeels

amberlynne — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 16:38:38 GMT

YOU GUYS! dogeared wrote Teen Wolf!!!

overcome by ordinary contentment - There is magic and it's turned Derek into wee!Derek and of course Stiles takes care of him awesomely. ♥

29 Icons - Teen Wolf - 2x08 and 2x09

amberlynne — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 03:55:11 GMT

Preview:

Caps by homeofthenutty

If you can't get a date, make one!

amberlynne — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 17:04:09 GMT

Okay, I shared this on Tumblr already but I am doing it here too because I am so in love with the idea and all the best writers I know are here and PLEASE GOD SOMEONE WRITE THIS!

I want a Teen Wolf AU based on Weird Science where Scott and Stiles try to make a sexy lady and end up with big cranky sexy Derek werewolf instead. And because he can’t stand their sad sexual disappointment smells and nerd nervousness, he decides to help them be cool and get the girls but instead Scott gets an Isaac and Derek gives in to Stiles and his stupid face.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

insta!rec

amberlynne — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 15:43:25 GMT

Holy crap this story is so hot I almost died.

Touch Paper by entanglednow (who is FAST becoming my favorite person in the WORLD) - Derek gets tired of Stiles pimping him out. Sort of. IDK I DO NOT WANT TO RUIN THE UNNNNF! JUST READ IT! (But probably not at work.) (Because UNNNNF)

abominbal snowman

amberlynne — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 03:36:36 GMT

- UGH! Please tell me someone is writing a story where Stiles finds out about fucking dumb as shit Scott lying to Derek and makes up for it.

- Allison, sweetie, your mom tried to kill your boyfriend who until 5 seconds ago was the most important thing in the world. Like remember how you IGNORED your best friend who was having the shittiest week of her LIFE? Also, your mom was a fucking nutjob. WHO KILLED HERSELF IN YOUR BED?

- Oh, Derek. Errrbody betrays you. I WOULD NOT! You are not very smart but you try so hard. You just want a family and people to care about. Why it gotta be so hard?

- Stiles falling on Derek was....so amazing. I know it's fan service and everything. But I don't even care. I laughed. I cried. I screamed.

- And I needed that because STILES' FACE when he was CRAWLING toward his dad and thought Matt was going to kill him? STIIIIIIIIIIIIIILES!!!!

- I felt bad for Scott for like a second because of the way his mom reacted but then he admitted he LIED TO DEREK and decided to TRUST Gpa Argent which....ugh. WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB???

- Peter Hale is fucking scary as shit. I hope Lydia got a nap.

- Jackson is going to need so much therapy.

I can't believe The Real World is still on.

amberlynne — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:20:11 GMT

Today was a good LJ day, ya'll.

First, I woke up to find TWO NEW Stiles/Derek fics from authors I loooooooooove:

Sleepover by jjtaylor - Ugh. Derek. DEREK! Also, Stiiiiiiiiiiles.

it is cold in heaven (and no one's coming after me) by oxoniensis - Hurt/comfort, Stiles-style. Which is to say, awkward yet totally awesome.

Then, I got to have brunch with sparky77, who was absolutely lovely.

Oh, LJ. You give me so many nice things. Even though I ignore you for months at a time.

amberlynne — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 17:28:37 GMT

- I was supposed to hang out with BFF today but she bailed because she doesn't feel good. I feel bad for her but I really did need a day of nothing after the last week. And by that, I mean rolling around in a new fandom while watching the Olympics all day.

- Yesterday, I jokingly told snglesrvngfrend (between bamboozling Colton/Tyler plotty porn and also Derek/Stiles/Jackson!) that I wanted to have Derek Hale's puppies. Because the universe doesn't understand that when people say that, they just mean they want teh sex, I totally had a dream where I had a big baby that turned into like a Burmese mountain dog puppy. THANKS FOR LEAVING OUT THE IMPORTANT PART, BRAIN!

And your reward for reading that there is a recs list that I started to put together for ethrosdemon that keeps growing. All Derek/Stiles.

(Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't choose my OTPs, they choose me!)

(Do I have to warn for underage stuff? Because, uh, yeah.)

The story that popped my TW cherry, by scribblinlenore because if you are going to give it up, it might as well be to the best, right? Right!: Never Been - Virgin trap!

All my A03 bookmarks are belonging to them: http://archiveofourown.org/users/amberlynne/bookmarks

Out of those, my favs so far:

Every Step You Take - Stiles and Derek are stuck with each other and there are witches.

To Have Outlived the Night - PRETENDING TO BE DATING ♥ ♥ ♥

Stones to Turn and Stare At - Role reversal porn!

Every Eye is Full of Fire - Hurt/comfort!

Darling It Is No Joke - An AU where Derek is a deputy and Stiles is smitten.

And here are my fav fics on LJ so far:

Words Don't Come Easy - More role reversal. Plus bonus uniform.

I Will Wait at Your Door - Oh, Stiles.

The Man Who Wasn't There - Oh, drunk Stiles.

Shhhh! I'm Listening To Reason - Huddling for warmth!

Please be leaving your favorites in the comments!

amberlynne — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 04:15:37 GMT

I have a new default icon. I hate you all.

Not really.

seriously i cannot be the only one who thought this!

amberlynne — Tue, 29 May 2012 22:00:00 GMT

RIGHT? RIGHT?!?! *sigh* I have so many ~feels~ about the last few episodes. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON'T SPEND TIME ON LJ GETTING OUT MY FANNISHNESS!!

Link me to your reviews so I may spew all over them. Uh, in a good way?

for lovelypoet!

amberlynne — Tue, 08 May 2012 16:09:01 GMT

Here are some must-see videos for new Caps fans (and super sad Caps fans who need some cheering up!

*Early in their careers, these two boys lived in the same apartment building. And they liked to pretend they had a band.

Do I need to say anymore?

Mike Green Cribs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIhfosni7b8
Brooks Laich Cribs - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOB_wiMFNM0

*More adorable BFFness from Carlson and Alzner in their "Roommates" series:

Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HppbCRLIefw
Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F9xnHxcmxc

*Before John Carlson was a Cap, he played for team USA in the World Juniors and scored a pretty important goal against Canada in the final:

Goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_YaGMS5VXg
Awesome profile on Carlson the next year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP8W_4ubu5E

*Jay Beagle doesn't have a beagle but he does go to the dog park with Carlson and Alzner: http://video.capitals.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=168954

*Brooks Laich's garage (aka Learning How to Say 'Garage' in Canadian): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0no9bO_5LjI

*Alex Semin...IDEK, you just have to see it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRCpN4OMpM

*Cruising with Nicky B: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihnzCkn8O0A

*Who's The Biggest Ladies Man? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0pEd9kgg9k (starring a bunch of guys that no longer play for the Caps but still amusing)

*OVI! OVI! OVI!

Ovi the interviewer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8-nRYDlMA4

"The Goal" by Ovi in his rookie season: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqCgwpkOpUo

Ovi gets his nose broken and then basically beats the Canadians by himself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2Vyoeysc4c

Ovi shows off at the All Star Game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdJttjKRK8k&feature=relmfu

Ovi is Accurate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpUVJYJQ9dI

Ovi does late night filing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJednDFJGA

Top Ten Ovi Moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqcZpVQs1wM

Ovi Fan Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkJednDFJGA&feature=relmfu

Ovi's Punks Crosby (aka that one time Crosby had a sense of humor): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp1DMQ-x33k

*(pause for a commercial without the Caps but still a must see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmojMxvbCQ)

*Mike Green basically tells Backstrom he's pretty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmi0K1Sr-8Q

*Caps on Segways: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc8Lylkul6U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWzNFg5NZO8

*Caps play paintball: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5AjxrvjDbc

*Greatest Caps goal vs the Rangers (so far) from round 1 in 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7tg0557_os

If you make it through all that, you can watch the archives of Caps Red Line show which features a lot of adorable moments http://video.capitals.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=16

amberlynne — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 03:42:33 GMT

YOU GUYS! THERE WAS SOMEONE SHOOTING RIGHT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT! SO CLOSE THERE ARE SHELL CASINGS ON MY BALCONY! CSI IS COMING TO GET THE EVIDENCE! I LITERALLY FELL TO THE FLOOR! IT WAS SO LOUD AND SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*deep breaths*

Okay, it was like two hours ago but my chest still hurts and there are still cops in and out of my apartment. THIS IS SO CRAZY!

Some of the cops are cute. None of them look like Starkers though.

OMG!!!

my name is not susan!

amberlynne — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:20:02 GMT

Uhhhhh, so the whole trying to be here more has not really worked yet. I AM TRYING!! How about some discussion topics, yes?

HIS FACE?!?!?!?!

WHY HAS NO ONE BOUGHT THIS FOR ME YET??

TELL KATE TO STOP MAKING ME LOVE THEEEEEEEEEM!

NO SERIOUSLY HIS FUCKING FACE I CANNOT EVEN!!

THOUGHTS?? Or you could comment with a picture and I will tell you my ~feelings~ about it and I might even use ALL CAPS or SPARKLE TEXT! Sounds fun, no? YES!

Alcatrez

amberlynne — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 03:18:56 GMT

I liked it. Stupid JJ.

Now I go catch up on Sherlock!

dear californians or people who have been to california:

amberlynne — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:29:32 GMT

Is there another way to get from San Fransisco to Los Angeles that does not include renting a car? We are flying in to SanFran and out from LA and they charge ridiculous fees to pick up in one place and drop off at another. We could probably buy a car for cheaper!

So, bus lines, trains, sekrit rental car companies that do not charge so much damn money? Any suggestions would be appreciated!

27 icons - Parks and Recs 4x01

amberlynne — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:23:29 GMT

Caps by lifeis_caps. Just an FYI, I cancelled my webhosting, so all my other icons are unavailable at the moment. Giving Photobucket a spin for now.

amberlynne — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 18:44:21 GMT

Here's an update on the weather here, in case you were worrying about me:

amberlynne — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 18:48:21 GMT

Um, so earthquake? I am fine. I haven't been home yet though. Hope the cats are okay! That was pretty freaky.

amberlynne — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 19:17:22 GMT

It is hot and I am too grossed out about it to do any work so I am going to post some pictures of my various nail polish adventures over the last few weeks. You're welcome.

And here is what I am rocking today:

In other news, I finally got around to watching Coupling. First three seasons? A++++! Jeff is my favorite. Therefore, S4? Kind of sucked.

Now I have started ~~Blood in the Wire~~ Wire in the Blood because apparently I can only watch British TV right now? Anyway, the first episode was pretty good. Very creepy and dark. It's very interesting to see where the BBC will go that American TV never would.

If you would like to discuss either of these shows, please do so, as I know I am living in the past and in another country in my TV watching now and it would be nice to be less alone!

as i told kate, they have to be friends because of how they match

amberlynne — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 17:15:56 GMT

here's a puppy and a baby cheetah playing

amberlynne — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:54:17 GMT

You're welcome! More painfully adorable things here!

srsy diaf

amberlynne — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 02:08:05 GMT

FUCK YOU, BILL COMPTON! FUCK YOU SO HARD WITH A STICK OF SUNSHINE!

Man, do I hate that dude. I hate him so much, Sookie is starting to become likable in comparison.

*deep breath* That said, i think the season is gonna be awesomely bad.

amberlynne — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:49:57 GMT

RIP Peter Falk *sniff*

You will always be my favorite. Everyone is invited to come watch the 8+ seasons of Columbo I have on DVD whenever they want.

squillion squees

amberlynne — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:16:39 GMT

This is like the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my LIFE and they are basically just napping. IDEK!!

Don't forget that it's fundraising time for IBKC!

In other news, I continue to spread my internet footprint. Apparently, two Tumblrs was not enough. Now I have created one for my current DIY/decorating obsession: Never Enough Sparkle. I've also started blogging on Wordpress blog. IDK. I guess I have a lot to say?

I wanna dress you up like a little gnome and just have you live in my garden.

amberlynne — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 21:00:42 GMT

- How is it that the loudest, stinkiest, most irritating co-worker ALSO uses a ringtone that makes me want to do. ARE YOU TRYING TO WIN AN AWARD FOR WORST CO-WORKER EVER?

- Meh. Monday.

- This weekend, I watched Archer and looooooooooved iiiiiiiit. I thought it was kind of slow at first and I was like, why is everyone picking on Pam? But then Pam turned out to be nutters and it was all okay. And it is very re-watchable because you can't catch all the hilarity on the first go 'round.

- My step-sister-in-law (just go with it) friended me on FB today. She is a nice lady and all but she won't let the Russian children she adopted read Harry Potter so I am not sure I feel comfortable having her follow what I post on FB.

- I also watched 3.5 of the 4 Resident Evil movies yesterday. Yes, nightanddaze, they are AWFUL movies from a cinematic and artistic perspective. But I was really really really in the mood to watch a hot woman chop some monster heads off. I REGRET NOTHING!

- Except maybe staying up past 3am. Oops.

- Ugh, Monday. Seriously.

- Last week, I also re-watched The IT Crowd for the third time. SO FUNNY! I cannot wait for S5 but am so sad it will be the last.

- Only one (or at most two) hockey games left. *sniff* This is why I am catching up on so much TV. So many hours that used to be devoted to hockey free for other things. *SIGH*

I'm going to go nap under my desk now. Zzzzzz.

eta: Oh, gosh. I almost forgot! I also watched Avatar: The Last Airbender last week. ZUKOOOOOOOOOO!!!! KATARA!!!!!!!! IROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! ♥ So so good.

Icons - 28 Parks and Rec 3x02-03

amberlynne — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 01:25:53 GMT

3x02

3x03

Caps by rawr_caps