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2010-07-15T14:58:39Z

7/15/10 ::: LJ is cleaning house; this is to prevent this journal from being removed.

And cause I love this place!!

Poor Pansy Snape!

2008-06-10T09:50:14Z

Alma and I saw this, and with everything that's happening at TNG with Pansy and her father, adding on her relationship with Eileen...I thought I would share it with all of you!

*tears*

Luna Lovegood (Gemma Ward) for Jesika

2008-05-17T02:22:48Z


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Riley Simms (Marc Blucas) icons for almalthia

2008-05-17T02:06:47Z

Because hollow_art isn't taking requests, and I have a shiny copy of photoshop I've made icons for Alma. If for whatever reason you want to use these because you can, please be sure to credit. Thank you! Enjoy!

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Rita Roundup...kinda

2007-10-06T22:51:17Z

A Hogsmeade weekend?!?!

Did you think that I would not find out that not only was there a Hogsmeade weekend...but that the township was swarmed with press....and I, Rita Skeeter was not allowed to be there?!?! For this I refuse to give you layabouts any of my journalist skills for this round-up; instead you can get a laundry list of Friday, November 18th and Saturday, November 19th.

Teach you not to invite me to Hogsmeade with the rest of them! Ungrateful pieces of....

November 18, 2005

Bill Weasley / Obsidian Grim
Millicent Bulstrode / Severus Snape / Phineas Bulstrode
Padma Patil / Michael Corner
Tracey Davis / Megan Jones / Aine Maeve
Harry Potter / Neville Longbottom / Seamus Finnigan
Ron Weasley / Luna Lovegood
Ginny Weasley / Draco Malfoy
Lucius Malfoy / Voldemort / Orinda Maeve
Theodore Nott / Erin Golden / Ashleigh Golden
Lavender Brown / Luna Lovegood
Voldemort / Rabastan Lestrange
Romilda Vane / Harry Potter / Hermione Granger / Ron Weasley
Susan Bones / Elizabeth Sainsbury / Joshua Smyth
Blaise Zabini / Viviana Zabini
Rabastan Lestrange / Agatha Yaxley / Lucius Malfoy
Aberforth Dumbledore / Nelson Banks / Albus Dumbledore
Nymphadora Tonks / Charlie Weasley
Narcissa Black-Malfoy / Albus Dumbledore / Nelson Banks / Aberforth Dumbledore
Draco Malfoy / Narcissa Black-Malfoy / Severus Snape
Viviana Zabini / Voldemort
Alastor Moody / Albus Dumbledore
Order of the Phoenix Announcement
Ted Tonks / Andromeda Tonks
Molly Weasley / Arthur Weasley
Persphone Prewett / Narcissa Black-Malfoy / Remus Lupin
Phineas Bulstrode / Severus Snape / Albus Dumbledore

November 19, 2005

Lucius Malfoy / Bellatrix Black-Lestrange
Rodolphus Lestrange / Bellatrix Black-Lestrange / Voldemort
Rabastan Lestange / Bellatrix Black-Lestrange
Daily Prophet
Hannah Abbott / Susan Bones / Ernie Macmillian
Albus Dumbledore / Minerva McGonagall / Alastor Moody
Seamus Finnigan / Lavender Brown
Draco Malfoy / Narcissa Black-Malfoy / Remus Lupin
Ginny Weasley / Charlie Weasley
Ron Weasley / Harry Potter / Neville Longbottom
Aine Maeve / Blaise Zabini / Millicent Bulstrode
Parvati Patil / Lavender Brown
Rex Rook
Eddie Carmichael / Katie Bell
Michael Corner / Padma Patil / Tracey Davis / Megan Jones / Parvati Patil / Ginny Weasley
Nymphadora Tonks / Dobby / Alastor Moody / Nelson Banks / Kingsley Shacklebolt
Luna Lovegood / Ron Weasley
Gregory Goyle / Vincent Crabbe
Albus Dumbledore in the Great Hall
Percy Weasley / Minerva McGonagall
Fred Weasley / George Weasley / Albus Dumbledore
Megan Jones / Aine Maeve
Harry Potter / Hermione Granger / Minerva McGonagall / Romilda Vane
Millicent Bulstrode / Blaise Zabini / Aine Maeve / Orinda Maeve
George Weasley / Luna Lovegood / Ron Weasley / Fred Weasley
Bartholomew Nott / Theodore Nott
Voldemort / Orinda Maeve / Millicent Bulstrode / Blaise Zabini / Aine Maeve / Severus Snape
Tracey Davis / Megan Jones
Tracey Davis / Neville Longbottom / Hermione Granger / Harry Potter
Michael Corner / Megan Jones / Draco Malfoy / Ginny Weasley / Nelson Banks / Albus Dumbledore / Minerva McGonagall
Pomona Sprout / Erin Golden / Ashleigh Golden
Parvati Patil / Tracey Davis / Joshua Smyth
Draco Malfoy / Ginny Weasley / Romilda Vane
Weasley family / Albus Dumbledore / Draco Malfoy
Hestia Jones / Albus Dumbledore / Jesse Haims / Rex Rook
Ginny Weasley / Draco Malfoy / Fred Weasley / George Weasley
Joshua Smyth / Parvati Patil / Minerva McGonagall
Arthur Weasley / Joshua Smyth
Aberforth Dumbledore / Albus Dumbledore
Quidditch Announcement
Marietta Edgecombe / Aine Maeve
Hannah Abbott / Susan Bones / Ernie Macmillian

November 19, 2005

Theodore Nott / Daphne Greengrass
Neville Longbottom / Hermione Granger / Harry Potter / Ron Weasley / Luna Lovegood
Charlie Weasley / Bill Weasley / Remus Lupin / Molly Weasley
Blaise Zabini / Orinda Maeve / Voldemort
Edwin Bones / Susan Bones / Minerva McGonagall / Albus Dumbledore / Pomona Sprout
Michael Corner / Albus Dumbledore / Minerva McGonagall
Weasley dinner
Katie Bell / Eddie Carmichael
Severus Snape / Albus Dumbledore
Jesse Haims / Aberforth Dumbledore
Nymphadora Tonks / Charlie Weasley
Padma Patil / Parvarti Patil / Tracey Davis
Charlie Weasley / Jesse Haims
Remus Lupin / Hermione Granger

Whatever,

Rita Round Up #11

2007-06-13T23:56:30Z

Well, you certainly have kept me busy these last few weeks. There also seems to be quite a few changes at the game, such as everything being friends locked. Well, well, this is a twist isn’t it? Let’s see if it’s changed the writing any, shall we?

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 18

"Poof...you're a poof...I mean, you can't remember anything!" Grim does a number on Bill, but then I think Bill's brain was already scrambled to begin with, don't you agree?

It seems that the Ravenclaws hit more than books, and it also looks as if placid little Padma is really a man eater. No pun intended, of course.

Voldemort seems to be softening in his old age, there was a time that he would have no problem putting an old dog down. I hear Fenrir catches a mean Frisbee though, so that might be his saving grace!

Who would have thought that Millicent had tear ducts? You would figure that Snape would have something for that hitching of hers, but maybe it adds to the excitement for him. You're dirty, Snape!

Just because you have great hair doesn't mean that you can escape his wrath! Was it just me, or did it seem the Dark Lord loved annoying both ~~Luscious~~ Lucius and Orinda?

How close is their relationship? For a moment I thought this community was going to go places it had never gone before! Luckily this community has been locked down or we might have been part of that LJ Strikethrough '07! Adult themes indeed!

Rabastan not only looks great, but he seems to be the social ~~butterfly~~ owl of the Death Eaters! I do have to say, that suit went with everything...from seeing an old friend...or threatening an enemy. Rabastan Lestrange is fierce! *snaps*

What a touching scene...father and son burying the hatchet and finally accepting one another. I would have been moved but I was too busy trying to keep Aberforth's hand from moving up my skirt!

Seamus seemed to have been the obvious loser, but that didn't mean that he doesn't still feel a bit superiour over Neville. Good thing Harry was there to give him some words of wisdom, though I think if they both had their way he would be doing it with his mouth full...

"You are so big and brave, Ronald, I will now stare at you with my vacant eyes and think of all the millions of red headed babies we'll have!" Okay, maybe that's not a direct quote, but if Weasley is anything like his brother, Charlie and his sister he'll be in a broom closet by the end of the day!

Who would have thought that Lovegood had such a right hook? Obviously not Lavender, which by the way if she's lucky will be the color of her bruise on her eye!

Rabastan gets a mission to bring home the rat...after he spends some time worshipping the snake. Oh my!

She just wouldn't stop talking! I almost felt sorry for her except I was laughing too hard! Good thing for her she was talking to Potter and not Weasley, she would probably be turned off from men forever...though whenever I think of a Weasley I almost am as well.

I guess you can call getting down and dirty a 'date', but if it makes the metamorph feel better about herself...okay!

So, Viviana was able to get the hairs from Blaise to see if he is actually Voldemort's child...well we might find out if they can keep their hands off each other long enough for him to have them tested. Maybe, Voldemort's already forgotten and is just trying to make a new one with her?

Dumbledore calls for the troops to keep the children safe at Hogsmeade...so I guess he'll get a drunk, a kook and the Weasleys...I'll let you guess who the others are.

November 19

Harsh words from Fudge about Dumbledore. I wouldn’t take it so hard Dumblie….the man wears a lime green bowler hat!

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...

November 18

It seems that Tracy will believe anything as long as there are tears involved...but Megan might be the one that will call Aine's bluff just as long as she doesn't have to eat it because she'll have to run to the bathroom to throw up afterwards!

Why do I even need to write this? If Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are together it's going to be as the kids say...SeXx0rS!

Everyone is waiting with bated breath at what the Golden twins will say next. I didn't say held breath because then we would all die between responses.

Two girls of questionable sexuality on a broom together? If that's not a phallic object, I don't know what is!

I've come to see you, dear Sister-In-Law! Why do I have an image of Bellatrix trying to hide under the bed?

Guess what? Your husband is killing people that look like you! What next? Is Banks going to ask her out on a date?

When you go to the Potion Master's office you expect to see Snape...not Narcissa. Whenever she appears it always means that Draco is about to have a very bad day.

Perhaps Moody has something in that flask to cause his arse to re-appear after Dumbledore has bitten it off?

She's losing her edge, and he's losing his money! If she doesn't get back on track they are going to have to move in with their daughter...now that will be a noisy house with all the bed creaking!

Why is it that every time Molly and Arthur are alone I fear a new birth announcement?

Is she there crying at his bed again? He's going to be all pruny from her tears before he wakes up!

Death Wish? It certainly seems that Phineas Bulstrode has one!

November 19

It seems that Bellatrix is popular, too bad she's hiding!

Bicker like a married couple, related by blood...I guess the Weasley's really are Pure Blood!

JOURNAL ENTRIES

Michael Corner
Fenrir Greyback
Obsidian Grim
Theordore Nott
Megan Jones
Peter Pettigrew
Hannah Abbott
Bill Weasley
Bill Weasley
Rabastan Lestrange
Romilda Vane
Nymphadora Tonks
Luna Lovegood

Well, if you silly bints keep it up at this rate I’ll be posting sooner than later. I better let my hand rest then. Until next time...tata!

Rita Round Up #10

2007-05-27T05:44:24Z

Why is it that I always think that I will not have so much time between these roundups? Could it possibly that some of you haven’t been able to post as often as they should? Or is it that just how things go?

Well, it if the look that Dumbledore is giving me at the moment is any indication of my next step then perhaps I should just get started…

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 17

Well, not only was another member of the Order of the Phoenix brought in but a new teacher to boot...at least the old man told this one to not sex up the students...it's about time!

The man has more children that most people have knickers! Yet, why do I have a feeling that Aberforth Dumbledore is going to get a more than he bargained for where this boy is concerned?

It's nice to know that crack staff at Hogwarts knows what their students are up to at all time...I'm surprised something hasn't burned down with these chimneys!

They say women are moody...they have nothing on Albus Dumbldore. If it's true we get angriest at the one's we love then Albus must love Aberforth A LOT!

"Well, my brother's hate you...oh yeah and I might be pregnant!" Way to go Weaslette...like the boy doesn't have enough on his mind. Did anyone bother to ask who would pay for this baby now that Draco is no longer in the Malfoy family?

If Dumbledore thought that his meeting was just to hear Severus whine about Charlie Weasley leaving Hogwarts grounds then he got a real surprise when Millicent barges in. It seems their simple meeting of tattle tale ends up being a witness of the after effects of a blood bath. It's also interesting to note that Millicent with her charming personality manages to alienate every Auror there, who would have guessed that could happen?

What was supposed to be an arse thrashing turned into an arse kissing session between the youngest male Weasley and Luna Lovegood....is this a sign that maybe he's a bit too much like his father for his own good? Be careful Luna...those Weasley's pop them out like gnarled sludgebrowns!

I'm unsure if this was supposed to be heartwarming or humorous, but all I can say is that I hope Charlie has a good insurance plan if he plans on dating Tonks! If she keeps kicking him like this then Molly Weasley can kiss grandkids goodbye!

It seems that Molly isn't happy at all with Dumbledore...maybe someone can see past that pleasant gleam in his eye and know that he's up to no good...too bad her husband can't seem to see it for himself.

Well, it seems that luck was in Narcissa's favor as Lucius leaves the for the night letting her go off to Hogwarts...what will she do when she finds out that not only is it bad news...but the Werewolf isn't available for a shag?

There is something completely baffling to me about Aberforth Dumbldore...why would he not just tell both Hestia and Jesse that they are half siblings instead of all the cloak and dagger? Obviously the fire whiskey has pickled his brain! Think of the three eyed babies they could have!

Another student dead, and it seems that Dumbledore isn't holding it together too well...good thing Minerva is there with him so they can be a mess together!

THURSDAY! THURSDAY!! THURSDAY!!! It's a rip roarin' good time in the Gryffindor tower as in one corner you have a gangly red-head Gryffindor and on the other side...a gangly red -headed Gryffindor...but that isn't all...because this one fight ended up causing tension between everyone. I heard from a little bird that this just might be the beginning.

Owls are exchanged and it seems that Rodolphus knows much more than Bellatrix is aware...too bad he isn't aware of the unrequited love that Agatha has for him, perhaps he's too busy wondering what position Bellatrix and Lucius will try next to pay attention?

November 18

A drunk, a house elf and a static hand of mischief are in a kitchen...sounds like the start of a bad joke...but really it happened! Luckily Dumbledore showed up to show everyone the errors of their ways, save for Dobby who has his head so far up Dumbledore's ar- I mean it all worked out in the end!

Krum was smart to have a back up plan after leaving Mnemosyne in the cold for over an hour, this doesn't mean that she's not insane for waiting, but the fact that though they can't sleep together he brought her a ring caused hundreds of hearts throughout England and Romania to break. Let's just see if our newest Hogwarts teacher has more moral standing than most...I'm saying no names, of course.

Yes, Pansy Parkinson is dead...but look at what a fine liar Albus has turned into..."was well liked..." by whom? Other than Millicent, Parkinson walked alone burning every bridge she ever crossed! I'm surprised there wasn't dancing in the streets!

Not only did Snape get the privilege of telling Parkinson his child was gutted, he also got to say hi to his old Death Eater pals...it must be like old home week for him. Who knows...maybe he'll see an old flame next? Lucky bastard!

It's been a long night for Severus, but it seems that it is for Phineas Bulstrode as well. I do find it interesting that Severus would take the time to fetch Millicent's father. Not showing too much favoritism is he? It also seems like he's about to find out a whole lot about his fellow Death Eaters...but can he trust Phineas?

Nothing says grieving like kicking the arse of one of your housemates, right? At least that's how Millicent views it as she tears apart Draco. It's a good thing Snape comes in when he does or there would be a clean up in Slytherin that made the fight in Gryffindor look like child's play!

Oaths are taken, and letters are sent, but the mood is glum to say the least in the Headmaster's office. It seems that even with the current mood, Dumbledore is tying up his loose ends. He's going to need to do bolt things down if he plans on Mundungus to come to Hogwarts or he'll find his possessions on the loose.

They have the same face, but very different outlooks. What does this mean? That the Patil twins are more than meets the eye...especially if you get Padma in a secret cubby hole.

Lady Malfoy arrives at Hogwarts, and instead of finding out about her son's nasty conflict with Millicent Bulstrode, she's only told about Wolfiepooh's condition. Priorities, right?

"Oh someone's dead...it must be all my fault!" Oh yeah, Charlie Weasley, you are that important...oh please! Maybe someone needs to realize they aren't so important. Darn Weasleys!

No, Banks, it isn't all the fire whiskey you consumed the night before giving you hallucinations...she does look like your sister...perhaps now you can stay sober for five minutes to figure it out. Or is that too much to ask?

Now that, Banks is sober he can have a true heart to heart with his dear Uncle Al...it seems that once he cools down he can be a smart kid, even if he is Aberforth's. Which makes me wonder how he's going to feel when he finds out that his brother is bringing him into the fold, well, if he can remember that he is his son.

I'm having problems writing...mostly because I wish I was blind! Aberforth obviously doesn't bother to wear anything to bed, and I know that something happened in this post...and I would tell you what that was...except I'm too busy trying to burn my eyes from the site of Aberforth! EWWW!

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...

November 18

Who would have thought that things would turn south for the Crazy and Mr. Dangerous? I mean, just because Bill Weasley was in the midst of a nervous breakdown before Dumbledore sent him on this mission in the first place why would we think he'd still be unbalanced...please!

Well, it seems while one Patil twin gets her kicks calling fights...the other gets her kicks in a completely different way...and it seems she doesn't care if they are already attached. It seems that Padma is more of a good time girl than her sister is, perhaps Lavender should hang out with her more!

Slytherins are in a panic, and Aine is using this to her advantage to recruit. Who could have guessed it?

Looks like Millicent has finally pushed the envelope too far...but what is Severus getting ready to press?

Ginny goes to have a moment with Draco, but after the night before who knows what kind of mood he might be in.

It's first thing in the morning and Lucius Malfoy is already having a bad day...it must bother him to no end that Orinda is sitting there smuggly; but then we all know that when the Dark Lord takes you to task he doesn't care who is there. He's just lucky that Narcissa wasn't there. Lucius' head might explode then!

There is something very odd about those Hufflepuff twins, but then who is Theo Nott to say? The three of them seem to have a whole lot of nothing to say as they discuss Parkinson and her sudden case of death.

Does this little flying lesson hold more than just flying? Only time will tell as Elizabeth and Susan get to know each other a bit better. Heh, looks like Millicent might have something to worry about.

Mama Zabini shows up at Hogwarts with the guise of a worried Mother, but too bad Blaise doesn't realize that she's there to take something from him that might change his life. But then do you think he would be bothered if he knew?

Our first appearance of Rabastan seems to be starting off interestingly enough as it seems that everyone is here to greet him. Of course, this might not be what he wants...but then it's not like he's Rodolphus...he gets what is given to him!

Albus is trying to make Aberforth do something right for a change, we'll see just how pleasant this little family reunion is when the hothead shows up!

So it seems the a couple of the wounded party are getting together to talk about what happened the night before...comparing battle wounds and such. Five galleons that they end up snogging...I've heard things about that Longbottom kid!

JOURNAL ENTRIES
It seems none of the lazy sods have written any journal entries so try back next time!

Well, as it seems that there is some movement going on perhaps it will be a bit sooner when you get your next update…if not…don’t blame me. I’m just the staff writer! Hmph! Until next time...tata!

4h_fans @ 2007-04-01T21:37:00

2007-04-02T04:49:59Z

I want to thank those of you that were concerned, or expressed anger on my behalf.

However, there is something I must break to you.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

I could not ever leave Severus in the hands of another player, let alone abandon a game that I know and love as much as 4H!

XOXOXO
Alma
Your 4H Co-Mod

4h_fans @ 2007-04-01T15:08:00

2007-04-01T22:08:30Z

It has come to my attention recently that there are some poeple that do not approve of how Severus' relationships progress. They did not like his past relationship with Tonks and do not like how his relationship with Millicent is going. I usually take this with a grain of salt and ignore the average complaint and move along with my RP and existence as a whole.

However, in the past few days I have received several emails to my personal box that have been fucking adament in their attacks of my gaming abilities and their absolute disgust that anything could ever happen with Severus and any student, let alone Millicent.

I've fucking had it. I'm done. The day that I begin receiving personal attacks regarding my abilities to appropriately portray a character and personal attacks on me is enough.

Severus will be pulled from the game completely in the next week by way of something I will put together. Whether it will mean his death completely or simply his disappearance until someone else gets with Tish to take the role is still being finalized.

Alma
Co-mod of The Four Houses

Rita's Roundup #9

2007-03-05T00:46:16Z

The lot of you have been busy it seems…and might I also add that I am quite disgruntled at the fact that The Four Houses website has been updated and I am no where to be found. May I just say this is a travesty of the highest order, especially after I slave to bring you honest and accurate reporting. If I wasn’t a professional…

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 15

So, Luna Lovegood comes to the rescue. Seriously though...can anything help these two? If they weren't tainted before they have definitely taken over the lead for the 'Most Unpopular Couple' this year, even the Werewolf and his child bride is more popular!

Sometimes girls just need a little love, but I think in the case of Tonks if she gets a little love and her clothes stay on might do her just as well. Good thing she doesn't have the equipment that Kingsley is interested in or this would have been a whole different type of scene!

November 16

Well, it seems that at least one person can forgive Tonks for being the blundering idiot she normally is. It's only a matter of time before Granger starts telling which spot to scratch that gets Lupin's leg jumping.

The sharing of cigarettes and a romantic walk in the snow? Severus Snape has never been so romantic...except maybe that time he slapped Tonks across the face and rutted with her against the wall, the man does know how to woo a woman!

It's nice to know that when you are in trouble you can go to your big brother for help, just ask Aberforth as he goes to Albus for some advice. Though I do suspect that sometimes Aberforth wishes that Albus was a bit more like him though; I do like that ole Abe knows his brother enough to know when he's being played...too bad the rest of the Order members don't realize that!

Charlie's little disappearing act has not gone unnoticed, and knowing Severus...I'm sure he'll have plenty to say to the matter to Dumbledore. No wonder he was picked on while he was a student the little tattle-tale; he was probably hall monitor as well!

It was only a matter of time before something like this happened. Their love isn't even dead yet before she's looking for a replacement, but then what do you expect from someone of her stature? Poor Draco, he doesn't have a clue!

Ah, insanity! It seems to run in the Vane family if you listen to Granger, but then she's a silly bent anyway, right? Don't even get me going about her hair!

November 17

There is no love lost between this father and son, but let's admit it...they do love the fire whiskey! I hear the muggles have programs for such things, but I wouldn't know anything about that!

It would be in Dumbledore's best interest to just lock Hogwarts down with these three together again. I see nothing good coming from this at all!

Banks is not setting good impressions all the way around when it comes to the Dumbledore clan, next he'll dig up his dead grandfather and kick him in the shin! Not only does he get Dumbledore in a snit, he manages to get Aberforth in trouble as well...not like he can't do that himself!

Orinda brings a wand and leaves with a little helper, talk about the power of persuasion!

Mummy is coming to visit Hogwarts it seems, I wonder if she'll care more about the fact that her only son is a complete outcast or will she be too worried about her favourite canine pet?

Well, it's not all fun and games over at Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, in fact I dare suggest that perhaps George tries decaffeinated tea; it tastes just as good as the regular!

Well, well, well, it seems that Bellatrix has something besides muggles that get under her skin, and from the looks of it Agatha wants to get into something as well...Bellatrix husband!

It's not one big happy family with the Weasley clan, especially when you add a Malfoy into the mix. Perhaps it's not just George who needs to use decaffeinated tea, but Ron as well. Anger management anyone?

Who would have thought that one little letter would give Arthur Weasley a whole lot of trouble? It wasn't even charmed!

"Thanks for letting me drag you down further into loserdome!" Yes, that Draco ~~Malfoy~~ Lupin has a way of expressing himself, but then Luna Lovegood is too dense to realize that if she had any thoughts of popularity it's been blown!

It seems that Albus Dumbledore is finally losing his patience with all the whiners around him. For a moment I thought he was going to smack Prewett one in the muzzle!

It seems that the two of them couldn't connect without the help of the Muggle Studies teacher. Maybe it's been all the years of Smyth watching Love Connection, though I don't really know what that is; really.

Well, it's only been what seemed like twenty years before anyone started asking about him, what's another day or two before Weasley finds out where his oldest son is? Good thing Minerva is so sly, but then I've heard things about her...mostly written on bathroom walls.

Shallow and judgmental is what these two are, but add in manipulative as well and you'll find that Gryffindor can out connive any Slytherin if they put their minds to it, well, they would that is if they could get Lavender away from the mirror.

Did anyone expect this to happen? Did anyone expect that after all the snide and terrible behavior the last thing Pansy Parkinson would ever do would save Millicent Bulstrode and not herself? It was more of a Gryffindor act than a Slytherin, but then it shows that Wolves and Snakes don't get along...I see that this is only the beginning.

OHO! It does seem that Voldemort does hold one of the Old Death Eaters in very high regard. Orinda should be very careful, someone might be replacing her position...namely his possible son!

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...

November 17

New staff and new Order member, Viktor Krum? As if that school doesn't have enough male teachers who don't seem to know how to keep their hands to themselves!

A chip off the ole block? If the ole block has an endless pit of a stomach and a terrible mustache!

Does every student in Hogwarts smoke...and why isn't there any staff to catch this? Oh that's right! They're off having a smoke break as well!

I'm unsure if this is brotherly love or if this is brotherly abuse? Either way Abe is going to find out just how uncomfortable Dumbledore's boot is.

The forbidden lovers meet up after what seems to be a year. Perhaps they don't see each other a lot to keep things fresh and new (or so they can have their other relationships on the side.)

If I believed in Divination I would say that we are about to watch Weasley ruin his relationship with Lovegood before it even gets started. That kid is a winner...at losing!

Like a dog in heat...oh wait, this isn't Lupin... Looks like the oldest Weasley will pick up where the Werewolf wouldn't.

Flying fry pans! Weasley better duck quickly unless his beloved Mollywobbles gets some answers about her missing son this instant!

JOURNAL ENTRIES

Regulus Black
Jesse Haims
Pansy Parkinson
Ginny Weasley
Millicent Bulstrode

Until next time...tata!

Rita's Roundup

2007-01-24T20:24:46Z

It’s been a little while since I updated last, and I hate when I do this because that just means I have to do a lot of work to pull it all together. It doesn’t help that everyone at the_four_houses decided to do a lot of updating and finishing of posts. You'll see that for once the finished posts completely outweigh the one's that are still open. In fact, there are hardly any posts that haven't been finished, seems for once things are being accomplished, what has gotten into you people? Don't you realize the more you post the more work it is for me? Inconsiderate...that's what you are! Anyway...let's get down to it, here is Rita's Round up...

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 11

It seems that she's getting new recruits for Voldemort almost hourly...well I mean if it goes by how many times she's on her back. It does amaze me how some are just easily swayed by a pretty face. "What...you want to shag? Sure I'll sell my soul to the Dark Lord, I'm not doing anything with it anyway."

November 12

Obviously there is trouble in paradise, but then again it is the Weasley clan; they can't afford paradise.

The Leprechaun had no idea what he just ran into. Lavender is going to eat him alive, Seamus might fair better if he had ran into Remus.

It's one big dysfunctional family that loves to hate each other...oh no I'm wrong, it's the Death Eaters! Well, at least Severus won't have to take another thrashing from the Dark Lord if what he says is true, but I have to agree with Orinda; Bella crazy is far more amusing!

It's nice to know that while the Death Eaters are becoming more organized, while the Order of the Phoenix is like having your white trash cousins come to visit. But then it is always more fun to hear other people's dirty laundry...especially when screamed in a busy tavern. Good work!

November 14

Well I guess he wasn't as prepared as he would like to think, well I'm sure the last thing on Severus' mind when he was getting Crucio'd by Voldemort was, "I can't wait to have Longbottom in my class again!"

It's nice to know that not everyone automatically likes Potter! Though I have to say that those Hufflepuff twins are a bit creepy, but watching them harass Potter was much fun, just ask Aine Maeve.

Well, it seems that Hermione has lost a bit of her 'cool status'...wait...what am I thinking? She's never had any cool status, so this new budding friendship with Loony Lovegood doesn't seem out of the ordinary. Next thing we'll see them braiding each other's hair, hunting sneeches and buying socks together...ahhh young love!

While this scene happened...there was a moment that I thought that tea set was going to fly and they were going to just jump on top of the desk. "Apprentice" indeed. I'm sure Severus is all about showing this young protégé his stirring rod. What? Like you didn't think it yourself!

Well, it seems the Weasley family will all be at Hogwarts for Christmas, perhaps if Arthur asks nicely Dumbledore can buy all the presents for his family too? Cheapskates.

November 15

When they started talking about razing fields and burning fences I got confused...were they talking about the War or farming?

No love is lost between these two, but then again she did insult his little ~~nympho~~ ~~neonate~~ assistant didn't she? You shouldn't upset the one that locks you in a cage, and obviously you shouldn't wear your favorite dress either. It seems Severus is going to get more than a ~~handful~~ eye full when he comes to collect her in the morning.

November 16

It seems that Remus can't handle a night of hard living. Just look at the state he's in after just one full moon. Imagine him if he had liquor in him! Good thing for the Wolfman that Dumbledore and Charlie are there to hold his hair back, that's the mark of true friendship you know!

Werewolves are dropping like ~~Thestrals~~ flies with the aftermath of the full moon! Glad they have Poppy or their vet cost would be through the roof!

They say there is truth in advertising, I suppose if you ask Millicent or Pansy they will say it's true in Stella's case. It seems they got away with it, but I have a feeling their Head of House is on to their Slytherin ways.

It seems that Prewett woman isn't as good as keeping secrets as she thought, at this rate everyone will know about her hairy little secret (and no I'm not talking about Remus even though she wishes I was). Maybe if she's lucky Nelson won't mind having to flea dip her before they go to bed.

Who says that people from two houses can't work together for a common cause, just look at what Millicent Bulstrode and Susan Bones did when working to irritate Perspehone Prewett. Dumbledore should be proud!

It seems that Charlie Weasley has found something to take care of that is more wounded than he is. Funny though that the grounds keeper has no idea how to take care of it's quarry, imagine what would happen if he had a baby? Merlin, just the thought of that makes me need a drink.

Tall, dark, brooding and full of terrible taste in girls has arrived at Hogwarts. He doesn't even get to Dumbledore's office before he's mauled by two Gryffindor ~~harlots~~ girls. You know just because he's an athlete doesn't mean that 'All right, All night' is tattooed on his bits.

Is it really any surprise that he let her get away with it? I mean really, they were only a few moments from holding hands down the lane...really, I think Dumbledore needs to start slipping a little libido killer in his male professor's tea!

"No one likes me anymore! Can I please join your Super Secret Friend Society? I promise to annunciate properly!" Yeah, great that's all we need...another new teacher that we know is going to hit the girls dormitory for a good time. I'm starting to wonder if Dumbledore is running a brothel!

It seems that it wasn't just the pheasant that was under glass at this dinner, so was the relationship between the Potions Master and his new apprentice; and Daddy is not too keen on what might be on the curriculum of learning for his precious little girl!

Well, it's nice to see that the ice queen melts with the right carnal heat, Krum might have more than a handful if you know what I mean...

For once, Dumbledore let's a parent in on the fact that he is pulling one of their little darling's into his precious Order, is this a conscious I am seeing from the old trickster?

"I don't like you...you don't like me...but I swear it was only sex!" Okay, maybe that wasn't a direct quote, but you and I both know that Krum and Granger's relationship just wasn't a 'friendship' as they would both like to claim. I should know...I wrote the expose about them during the Tri-Wizard Tournament! I don't blame the Vane girl for plotting Frizzhead's death.

Well, well, well, it does seem that the Bulstrode family has quite a few secrets, too bad Phineas is most likely right that he won't live long enough to hear any of Millicent's. Maybe she can tell them to her cousin and new BFF Luna...then again maybe not.

I'm unsure what is funnier, the fact that Charlie has to ask the man that knows the love of his life in the most personal of ways for help...or that it makes Severus' eye twitch when he's summoned like a common Quidditch thug!

Now that both Phineas and Severus have admitted to each other that they have no love for the Dark Lord maybe they can start a little club together. They can call it the We Have Short Life Spans Club, I'm not sure how many will want to join though.

It seems one of the old one's has come home to the Dark Lord and she is willing to do almost anything to get inside, too bad she doesn't realize her place has already been filled by Orinda. They'll all learn soon enough...

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...
November 15

Will the two pariahs decide that Luna Lovegood is good enough for them to sit with? They better decide soon because they don't have a lot of options. Perhaps Dumbledore will make a 'loser's table' for them?

Obviously it's been so long that they have much to talk about...or maybe both of them are just slow? You decide as Kingsley and Tonks debate who is the worse friend...and please, that answer is easy, it's Lupin!

November 16

Sure they are just Professor and Student, just like I'm a firefighter! What kind of school is Dumbledore running that allows Professor's to have romantic walks with their students?

There is nothing like brotherly love that just warms my heart, especially when it deals with illegitimate children. What happens, Aberforth makes them and Albus teaches them? Why do I think the Dumbledore family is trying to rule the world?

You know, if I was being hunted by the Death Eaters and was given a safe haven at Hogwarts the first thing I would do is just disappear during one of my patrol shifts; that's an excellent way to show my appreciation, don't you think?

JOURNAL ENTRIES

Nelson Banks
Charlie Weasley
Susan Bones

Now, if you don’t mind I am going to go take a nap, I have no doubt when I wake up there will be another 25 posts for me to write about. If I don’t get a raise soon… Until next time...tata!

Yes I simply copied and pasted .. No, there is not an ounce of apology in me.

2007-01-05T08:38:46Z

~~To those of you I loathe less than others~~ Fondest greetings to you all,

It has been given unto me the duty of informing the lot of you that both Alma and Tish, the ~~great shags~~ moderators of this community, will be 'missing in action' ~~that would be action of a family oriented nature only~~ until the 20th of this month. This month would be January, for any of those that might find this at all confusing. Since the pair have taken it upon themselves to venture from the frozen tundra to the more temperate region of Southern California, it is clear that they shall be in need of escort. And since, Merlin knows, I cannot possibly leave this in the hands of any other person(s), I will be tagging along to make certain they get into as little trouble as possible. ~~Bugger, but I'm going to be trapped on a ruddy boat with Nymphadora, who will take no small pleasure in mucking about.~~

There is the slim possibility that we shall be available and about before the 20th, but in all likelihood that will be the first you shall see of Alma or Tish. Any concerns or questions are, of course, welcome to either of these lovely ladies .. but expect delays in response time. Hard to have any sort of internet connection on a boat, let alone random cities located in areas I would not wish on Lupin .. Alright, maybe Lupin.

Until I have the pleasure of your company again, a fond farewell to all of you.

Respectfully Yours,
Severus Snape

Rita Round Up

2006-11-13T03:00:04Z

Obviously your letter writing campaign was for not as I still haven’t received a pay raise! Can you believe that? Well, we are talking about Dumbledore…anyway, if you decide that my work here is worth it then you can just send your own galleons here to me. So you can get a taste of what I’m offering here is…Rita’s Round Up!

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 9

It seems like it's a case of 'stand by your man' with these two...wait, why is Narcissa seeming to be defending Severus? Is there something we don't know, or is Lupin losing his charm?

November 10

Severus Snape is on his way to his death, and isn't it interesting who he sent notes to? Is there more here than meets the eye? Dear Millicent, I just wanted you to know that I love you as I walk to my death....

November 11

If Severus gets this kind of treatment for not taking care of Bellatrix, imagine what Voldemort would do to him if he prepared his tea wrong!

Theo and the twins have a nice morning conversation about loyalties, the hotness of two boys fighting and the disgust of the Weaslette. I believe there were tips on how to properly apply lip gloss as well...given by Theo of course.

So, Harry actually has the stones to invite a girl out? I wonder if he'll have some cockeyed excuse not to go this time? He wouldn't want Ronald to get jealous now would he?

Sprout takes the plunge, and McGonagall is going to have a breakdown; Dumbledore should maybe think about talking about certain things in front of his pet kitty I believe he might be getting scratched up if he keeps bringing kids into the Order.

Of course she forgives you! Can't you see the terrible treatment she receives from Lupin? She's a push over, and has bad hair to boot. Come on Granger, they have potions for that rat's nest; maybe you should date Snape instead!

November 12

Seems the Weasley parents find a moment of peace. Good thing because all hell is about to break loose, and we have ring side seats. Sometimes this job does have perks!

"I'm single...you're single...I'm hot...you're hot what about you and I get to know each other? What...no I don't mind a woman with some hair on them. Why do you ask?" Why do I think that Banks is going to suddenly gain a hairy little problem?

If you want to be on the good side of The Dark Lord...don't beat up his main squeeze. Obviously Bellatrix must be out of her mind insane if she thought she could smack about Orinda and it would be okay, but then again I have said it before and will most likely say it again, "Bitch be crazy!"

"Mom...Dad...I'm a murderer!" "That's okay son, as long as you don't have unprotected sex!" Yeah...good thing their priorities are straight, I think he's the only son that is now that I come to think of it!

Add one tired Auror to a room with a wildly out of control Werewolf...and you have two guys that have WAY too many emotions to call themselves men! I swear I thought there were two women in this room until I peeked in to make sure my facts were correct!

Think there is nothing worse than a woman scorned? Try a woman scorned with an overprotective wallflower with a malicious streak as a best friend, between Pansy and Millicent I'm pretty sure that Stella doesn't know what is going to hit her...good thing for Aine and Blaise they don't know it's them!

Is Dumbledore trying to arrange a love connection? It looks to me that the old codger wants to hook up his nephew with Shacklebolt...it's nice to know he's so open minded!

The wounded patch up the wounded at the Death Eater's compound. It's not easy being DE!

I have a feeling that just writing a letter is going to make Dumbledore forget about you, Bill? You must be crazier than I originally thought...but what do you call someone who stays willingly involved with a loon? Grim, of course!

Oh ho! This turned out to be much juicier than we thought it would be. It seems that Lavender isn't as soothing as her namesake is, it's good fun to watch the reaction as the Malfoy/Weasley connection is made...NO! I'm not talking about Draco and Ron, how many times do I have to tell you he's dating the sister?

Severus Snape, let me just say...DON'T marry into this family! Talk about a family that knows way too much about each other...when the parents aren't snogging in public, the father is calling his daughter 'Nympho', I mean 'Nymph' (though I think the former is more apt), and a mother that can see things no mother should see...it's enough to turn your black hair white (if you live that long that is).

She's a drunk, she's sloppy, and she wears terrible clothes...but maybe...just maybe she knows what she's talking about. Even if she doesn't it was damn entertaining to watch her pop off. Quick give her another bottle!

November 14

It seems that Phineas is going to be quite busy this week. Between meeting his ~~lover~~ best friend, and then seeing his daughter; it really is a good thing that he didn't end up like one of his house elves. Even though I think he might wish it if he knew what his daughter was up to!

Well, Dumbledore isn't taking any chances with his little pets is he? Who could blame them, I mean putting up with hair on the furniture is one thing, but ripping a student limb from limb...well that's just not acceptable!

Geesh, give this man some Wolfsbane, because obviously he can't handle being around any form of female when he's off it. If he's not calling them 'whore' or making his girlfriend cry, he's tearing apart others verbally! Though, I have to say he is very manly when he's this way, not that I would stoop to having a fling with a Werewolf...but then again...

It didn't take long for Ron to spill the beans to Harry, but then I suspect many things spill between these two. What? Don't tell me you haven't thought the same!

Surprise! You get to be locked up in a cage in the dungeon...and your best friend, Snape has the keys, now if you can only get over your heartbreak from Lupin you might be able to hold yourself together enough to actually teach a class. Oh wait, I forgot...you're too busy torturing students to do that!

Ron has no clue as to what real problems are. Try being a murderer and having your sister date a git! It looks like Charlie has Ron beat on the angst department. Better luck next time, Ronikins!

Well well, it looks like Potter had his feeling hurt to find out that he wasn't so special after all. I wonder if he ran off because his girly bits were starting to cramp?

You know what's funnier than listening to Luna's nonesense? Watching Granger completely confused!

Phineas meets with Duncan for lunch, and then they move directly into the privacy of his office. Uh-huh...I'm sure that was all about business!

Hermione has a new best friend, and she seems to be as much of a know-it-all as she is! Oh how fun for us all. I wonder what teacher she's doing?

Please...oh please don't let it be. The Weaslette might have a bit more of a problem than just dating the wrong boy, but being knocked up by him! Draco has no clue that things might be a bit rougher than just making the two of them public; not being a Malfoy means not having the extra cash for having a kid. Looks like the Weaslettes meal ticket just went far far away. I guess, Lupin can always go hunting for them if need be.

November 15

Obviously, Dumbledore isn't taking any chances with Lupin being as wild as he is. You know I often wonder if maybe he should be teaching Divination...

He's loose! I wonder if Granger is all hot up on him now? Those would be some pretty hairy babies! Ugh! I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...

November 11

Does she sleep with everyone? We might never know if these two don't start responding to each other!

~~Are these two under a Body-Bind curse? Both seem to be stuck in time, will it ever end? Will anything happen? Tune in next time when this entry will still be in this section...~~ This post has been deleted and is no longer part of the game.

November 12

Sometimes it's okay to be estranged from your family...especially when they are this motley group! Don't worry Percival, I totally understand your position!

Two women who hate each other, one Potions Master who is alive due to a whim, and one Dark Lord who is having a great day...oh yes, I see this being a good time for no one but the Dark Lord...as it should be.

Doesn't every girl go to a forbidden area and get drunk with a guy who speaks with such a thick accent you can't understand what they're saying? No? Oh that just must be Lavender then, that girl...she's a thinker!

~~Have insomnia? No problem...just hang out with this pairing. I swear, I would have gotten farther with her by now!~~ This post has been deleted and is no longer part of the game.

Get these boys drinking already! I've been waiting to see some action here forever. Here I have an idea...let's get McGonagall, Sprout, and Molly Weasley together, I'm sure their swapping of recipes would be more interesting than these three twits!

November 14

"Oh, so Voldemort didn't kill you? Great...I need you to do something!" It's good to know that Dumbledore doesn't treat his Potions Master like the hired help, but then again with the fact that he's alive he'd probably even walk Dumbledore's pet Werewolves without complaining.

It just goes to show that being 'famous' doesn't necessarily mean liked or popular. Just look at how the Golden twins feel about his Royal Scarhead...I wouldn't be surprised if they had their way he'd end up just as dead as his tea leaves say he is.

Did he get almost awkward and giddy when she came into the room? I could have sworn he did, and from the look that Millicent gave him so did she! Maybe getting what she wants might be easier than she thought!

It seems the Weasley parents are in need of some alone time after the weekend they just had. They should be careful from what I've heard they've only had alone time seven times before and look what popped out 9 months after that!

November 15

Theo wants answers on the war, so instead of going to his Head of House or the Headmaster he goes to Aine?!? Does he want answers about the war is that a new sexual position we haven't heard about yet?

Looks like Kingsley is going to have a little heart to heart with Tonks. I really do hope it's more than specifics of exactly how large Snape's stir rod is.

Coming out is usually something good for those involved. Coming out for these two just mean that people are starting to take pools as to when they'll be killed. $20 bucks says the red head gets it by New Year! Come on! Mama needs a new set of quills!

I would rather die than have to be locked in a cage, but seems so fitting that Prewett does just that as the moon turns. I do have to say that Severus, while a fabulous Potions Master is quite adapt at taking care of the wild beasts. I wonder if maybe instead of trying to teach Defense he should just go for grounds keeper.

November 16

Inter-house relations seem at an all time high. I wonder how the Potions Master would feel about his pet hooking up with a Hufflepuff...a Hufflepuff girl at that?! If I was Susan Bones I would be very careful of what she drinks or eats.

Note: At the time of printing there were several posts that have ‘Coming Soon’ in their body of the work. Though I could make guesses at what these posts will pertain to, I’m afraid that would go against my journalistic integrity. So, you like me will have to wait until they are completed. So sorry, send complaint to Dumbledore! Thank you…

JOURNAL ENTRIES
Lazy slobs…no journals this round!

Until next time...tata!

Question...

2006-10-17T05:37:29Z

I was talking to dryhumpronda, and we were watching Studio 60; which is like one of our favourite shows. Sting was on it and she mentioned how good a Voldemort he would be. Now it's got my mind whirling, so I'm coming to you to ask the important question....

View Poll: Voldemorts PB

I'll check on this later in the week to see what we've come up with!

Cheers!

4h_fans @ 2006-10-07T22:31:00

2006-10-08T05:57:05Z

Well! One look at the_four_houses and you can see that things are really getting serious. Ginny might be with_child, Sevs and Milli are talking about Milli's future as a Potions Master when they should really be knocking that tea off the table and commence the bonin' already! Our resident werewolves aren't each others favorite people at the moment, and with the full moon being yesterday that whole exchange amused me greatly.

Alright, enough of my gushing, let's get to know some of our characters a little better. If you could get rid of any character trait, what would it be? And be specific! No broad answers like "being weak".

Secondly, and this is for the readers, but any character can answer should they choose to: Which pairing in the game is your OTP? I'm loving Remus and Hermione, Ron and Luna, and Orinda and Voldypants. A pairing that has quickly gotten me under their spell is Charlie and Tonks. I'm curious to see what you think, so let me know!

Color me amused!

2006-08-16T08:49:42Z

Today, I was on MSN, as I am everyday, chatting with dryhumpronda when she started getting comments from characters about her post on their favourite colour. It seems the Dark Lord might have a bit of a thing for her, but then we do know how he rolls (around with everyone)!

Me: Voldemort blatantly flirts with you on your color question.

Rondie: I'm frightened and a little turned on.

Me: LOL Voldemort is having a good time with your post.

Rondie: Dude, Voldy's totally hitting on me!

Me: I told you he did!

Rondie: He's very charming, but I'm afraid that he likes it a little rougher than I can tolerate. Like, 'OH MY GOD MY LEG DOESN'T BEND BACK THAT FAR! NO I CAN'T ARCH MY BACK ANYMORE ARE YOU TRYING TO SNAP MY SPINE IN HALF?' kind of rough. Then there is that whole thing about getting crucio'd if we get into an argument.

Me: *bursts out laughing* That seriously made me bust out laughing. I might need to put that in 4h_fans *snickers*

Looks like Voldie isn't getting any love from Rondie. I hope he doesn't start to cry. Nothing is more pitiful than a heart broken Dark Lord! *sighs*

Other things I would like to point out...

When did Lucius become Mojo Jo Jo? (Check out the last part of this reply)

Okay...Charlie Weasley....LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM!!!! I just want to hug him, and squeeze him, and...yeah you get the picture! (You can see why in ANY scene that my Dragon boy is in!)

Plus, he's mine and I love him...but Remus is soooo out of line with Tonks. That was not just a tough one to read but to write, let me tell you! *pets Remus after taking away his chocolate*

Okay, that's it from me! I want to hear what you guys are digging in the game! I can't wait to hear your opinions! Feel free to post in here gang. It's here for all of us to enjoy!

Rita Round Up!

2006-08-15T20:43:03Z

It does seem like they have me working more than usual, I do believe a raise is in order! Anyway, since it seems that as soon as I finish one of these up there is more to write about I'll get started...time for Rita's Roundup!

THING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED...

November 7

Stripped of a title, yelled at by her Head of House, but it's okay...because Millicent has declared her undying love for poor little Pansy...and we thought it was all about Severus for Millicent?!

November 8

Looks like Lupin is going to have Full Moon Fever this month, as he selflessly throws the Wolfsbane potion to the damsel in distress...what a Gentlewolf!

Finally! She has her mind back! But it seems that the cat is out of the bag, this doesn't mean public displays of affection does it? Merlin, I hope not!

She writes a letter and of course it's the self involved one that receives it. Seems that the Weaslette is tough out of luck when it comes to getting a new wand from the Twins; maybe Charlie could help her out? He won't be alive long enough to spend any money.

Smart mouth little prig should have had to clean those cauldrons with his tongue. Severus! I'm surprised at you...you went easy on him!

November 9

Oh look...Draco got some eyes for breakfast! How...ghastly...really! Bellatrix needs to get a personal shopper or something because eyes in a jar are so last season!

Conspiracy theories and frustration in the Auror's headquarters...it's like an edition of the Quibbler but without the gnarls!

The truth is finally out...with all the weeping that Draco did I believe he needs to buy the Weaslette a new jumper...but now that he's not a Malfoy will Lupin have the funds to pay for it? Oh and Narcissa...I'm betting Draco just might give the 'Mum of the Year' award to Bellatrix after all, go figure!

So it seems Sprout doesn't trust Snape...but then...who does?

With the arrival of the new History of Magic professor it seems to have several people up in arms and interested in her. Can you say 'pot stirrer'? I knew you could!

November 10

Did he just call her a....? It seems the Werewolf is more than ready to snap, and Tonks happened to push all the right buttons. Kissing and making up I don't think is on the agenda for these two.

It seems that Albus' nephew is a bit of a loose canon. Who could blame him though, his sister died by the hands of someone who doesn't like cereal! Who in their right mind doesn't like cereal enough to kill people for it??

So, she has money...like we had any doubt. Now the fact that Millicent actually is a girl is the thing that I'm still reeling over.

Finally the two BFF of Hufflepuff finally connect...I just wonder if Susan knows that her 'main squeeze' has eyes for the traitor of the DA...or for the brooding goth girl of Slytherin for that matter as well?

Like no one knows what they are talking about when they mention Fawkes...HELLO...Fawkes...Phoenix...ORDER. OF. THE. PHOENIX?!?! What are we stupid?

Okay, let me get this straight...he's is/was in love with Hermione but she broke his heart, which landed him in the lap of Lavender (who has had everyone in her lap by the way), and now he's here with Luna; perhaps Ron Weasley is a bit more of a player than we though?

Love nest...or asylum? You be the judge, but I do wonder with the memory charm if that is how Lucius makes all the ladies think he's wonderful in the bedroom?

When Lupin Attacks! Sorry, to get your hopes up...Weasley is still alive...obviously like fatherhood, Lupin needs to work on his killer instinct.

I'm surprised with the amount of squeaking that Flitwick does that Luna could hear a word that Dumbledore says. She just joined the Order but she misunderstood and thought she was signing up for an order of slime eating boglemarks!

November 11

You know, it's bad enough that her Mother has gone missing and for awhile it seemed she had no money...but to have sex on her bed and leave it a mess. Do these people have no shame? Well, actually it was pretty funny, but I feel bad for Stella who is about to feel the wrath of the Odd Couple!

So, the plot thickens as we discover just how the attorney knew of Millicent. It seems that Phineas Bulstrode has quite a few secrets about him. Let's see if he knows the secret of how to speak to his daughter.

Albus wishes that Banks was his son...and Banks wants to singe the gorgeous locks of Luscious...er I mean Lucius. Perhaps some anger management courses would work out. Or perhaps Severus can make Banks some happy juice like he does Bellatrix?

Looks like the Weasley parents are going to come to Hogwarts to visit the children. Do you think Arthur will lose the rest of his hair when he sees exactly what has been going on with all his children? Perhaps Granger should knit him a hat?

Introducing the girlfriend and the son was a bit left to be desired. It went about as well as a mountain troll in a room made of glass! Is it me or does little Miss Know-it-all have a mouth on her? But then the Werewolf would know all about that now wouldn't he?

It does my heart good to see the love of family. These two siblings and the...respect they show for each other...please give me a minute. I'm all choked up here.

It seems there is a reason they named her Nymph-O! Seems the metamorph gets around...Lupin, Snape...and now Charlie Weasley...but it seems this might be a repeat performance. She seems to earn the Tonks name honestly.

Nothing says 'good morning' like a pervy ghost checking out your bits! Could it be a love connection? Or could Millicent need years of therapy to get over it?

They may be poor, but they have manners. Arthur sends a note to Dumbledore telling him that he and wifey are on their way and not to tell the kids.

It seems that some old bridges were mended, but why do I have a feeling that maybe Marietta isn't as happy about this as Cho is? Perhaps Marietta was happier alone than with Miss Perk-a-lot! Not to mention I think when Potter finds out about this he won't be happy at all.

It seems that Aine doesn't know quite how to handle young Miss Bulstrode. Perhaps both of them need to keep an eye on each other, but knowing Blaise he's keeping his eyes on both of them...at least certain body parts.

Asleep under a desk? It's nice to see my tax money so hard at work! I'm going to write the Minister of Magic about this!

Was it me or did you also think that perhaps Blaise and his Mother were closer than we realized? What kind of game are we running here. I think I heard a collective group of people chanting 'Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!' during that scene!

What do you get when you try and pull one over over your new She-Wolf professor? You get extra work...but with a wolfish grin!

Home sweet...exploded house elf? Looks like it's loads of fun over at the Bulstrode household. No wonder Millicent is such a well adjusted child.

That Dumbledore, he's a sly one. Just wait until Lupin finds out what is in store for him. I dare say Granger might be the cleverest witch of her age, but she has nothing on Dumbledore!

November 12

Well, at least she hasn't blown up a house elf this morning...yet! But it seems that perhaps it’s Millicent that needs to be worried as dear sweet Mum has plans for her, much to Phineas’ distress. You know, Olivia might feel better if she actually eat something, but then she probably would feel better if she put that knife in Phineas' throat too. Yeah, I'll be quiet now so not to give her any encouragement.

Don't tell Millicent that she isn't capable of handling a little Wolfsbane potion. If Snape says she is...then she is...but then again...according to Prewett she is his little pet. Like Prewett I wonder what goes on behind closed doors with those two. Oh Severus…you are as bad as the Werewolf!

Seems the new History of Magic teacher isn't going to be voted 'Teacher of the Year' at this rate, but she can feel good in knowing that she's increasing Inter-House teamwork. Just look at how Susan Bones and Millicent are now BFF! I wonder if Millicent realizes that it's Susan's hand on her knee under the table or maybe she's fantasizing that it's Snapes?

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do, especially if you are the only witch in your family in two generations. It brings up insecurities like...'what will I do with my life?' or 'am I worth anything?' and of course the more serious question...'why am I staring at this portrait in an empty hallway like a nutter?' Luckily Elizabeth is rescued by Dumbledore who might not give her answers but lets her know that she is vain by staring at a painting that looks like her only to be her great grandmother!

POSTS IN NEED OF FINISHING...

November 9

Seems that Severus and the new History of Magic teacher are in competition for being the least liked at Hogwarts. I have a feeling that Prewett is winning, especially when it comes to Lady Malfoy.

November 10

It's the note to make Severus have to take another shower after he soils himself reading it. The funny thing is, Tonks thinks she's the one that has it bad.

November 11

Nothing like the smell of Crucio in the early moments of morning. Actually, I wasn't talking about Snape, I was referring to Lucius as it seems he might be on little Orinda's last nerve.

It's a breakfast of three catty girls...I mean two catty girls and a boy that could give them both a run for their money. What? I meant in cattiness not in girliness, you said it not me!

It seems a slow friendship is growing between these two...the operative word here is slow.

Take one oversexed recruiter for the Dark Lord, and add one compulsive liar with a fondness for pretty girls and what do you get? A new Death Eater that has no idea what is in store for him.

Will Harry be able to finally go out with Cho this time or will a wild toothed wigglewag come and take him away? I do think that half the time he makes this stuff up.

Sprout has something on her mind, I'm just wondering what it is that Albus will think about it though. He does get upset when you talk about one of his favourites.

Seems the Weaslette is trying to get herself out of some hot water. With how Granger has been feeling lately I have to wonder if instead of helping her friend out of it if she just might throw her in and boil her alive!

November 12

The Weasley parents have arrived at Hogwarts...and imagine that just in time for breakfast. Cheapskates!

What do you think will happen if Bellatrix ever realizes that knot on her head wasn't received from Lucius being inconsiderate and not giving her a pillow before pile driving her into the headboard during hot sex? We might never know now that the Dark Lord has called her home...and is that a cat fight I smell in the air?

Seems the Weasley parents are getting far more than the friendly visit they hoped. What will they do when they find out that Charlie isn't a young innocent boy anymore? Pfft...they should have realized that when he was dating Tonks!

It's the break up of the last 10 minutes! Ho Hum! Like we didn't see this coming...now Lavender will stuff herself with chocolates and eligible young boys, and Ron...well, he'll have odd conversation and no sexual gratification now that he has Luna. At least Lavender got to meet his Dad...well kind of.

I think the friendly chat that Kingsley is looking forward to is going to be filled with bile and ugliness. The full moon does nasty things to a werewolf that hasn't had his wolfsbane!

What do you get when you take one uptight prig and add a group of raggamuffins? A Weasley reunion! Maybe if we are quiet we can hear the wind blow through their empty pockets!

"So how long have you been shtupping the hooked-nosed git?" What, doesn't all your family get togethers start like that?

I'm not sure if there is enough liquor to calm the untamed beast that is Lupin now that he knows who Tonks turned to for comfort, but I'm sure these two will try and find out!

JOURNAL ENTRIES

Lavender Brown
Marietta Edgecombe
Su Li
Nelson Banks
Rob Brocklehurst
Ginny Weasley
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Molly Weasley
Theordore Nott
Pansy Parkinson
Charlie Weasley
Sybil Trelawney

...And there you have it...all the dirt of what is happening here at the_four_houses. Remember, if you like my stuff you can send owls to ~~the old Cheapsake~~ Dumbledore, and tell him just how valuable I am, and that a raise is surely in order! Until next time...tata!

Back again

2006-08-10T04:02:05Z

Hi, folks! dryhumpronda here. The last time I did this I asked what kind of music your character likes. Let's get a little more in-depth this time.

So, what's your your favorite color and why? ;) I feel you glaring at me, Severus, and I expect you to answer!

Giving out love

2006-07-30T05:47:00Z

I’ve come to profess my undying love to the couple who has had my attention from the moment I got here! Remus/hermioney. I think that it's been a little fixation of mine since even BEFORE I got here and I love them... Dear GOD I love them bought! So my congratulations to Tish for this!

4h_fans @ 2006-07-29T22:05:00

2006-07-30T05:09:09Z

I'm just postin here to show Mintpea some lovin'.

RESPECT! *pours a little of the 40oz on the sidewalk*

The one where Haumea and I get chatty

2006-06-29T23:02:45Z

(Me)Lotus Blossom says:
che-che-che-che-che-check it out
(Haumea)Treverus Sneznor says:
*dances*
Lotus Blossom says:
wha-wh-wha-wha-what's it all about
Treverus Sneznor says:
*types for Voldemort*
Lotus Blossom says:
he LOVES the beasties
Lotus Blossom says:
fillicent's on!
Treverus Sneznor says:
he loves the fillicent too
Treverus Sneznor says:
but she has nothing to do with him
Lotus Blossom says:
lol, aww
Treverus Sneznor says:
*sighs* it depresses him so...he wanted to kill Severus
Treverus Sneznor says:
but alas...he is unable to
Treverus Sneznor says:
makes him right cranky
Treverus Sneznor says:
as does the beatles *changes music*
Treverus Sneznor says:
and don't even get him started on the B-52s
Lotus Blossom says:
if you could get screen caps from that interview where Trento is Snape'ing it up, you could make it into an icon
Treverus Sneznor says:
that would be awesome!!!
Lotus Blossom says:
:)
Treverus Sneznor says:
Now Albus...he likes to get down to Basement Jaxx and Earth Wind and Fire
Treverus Sneznor says:
he's got boogie in his blood
Lotus Blossom says:
i believe it

*bows*

So, what kind of music does your fave character tap their foot to?

Hi all!

2006-06-20T21:49:20Z

My name is Ronda, and I'm co-modding this lovely community with the equally lovely and talented haumea! How'd I get my position here? Well, let's just say that sexual favors go a long way.

Moving along to the game, I'd have to say that my favorite coupling is Draco and Ginny. There's just something about an insanely passionate couple who have to keep their relationship a secret that just gets to me. Not to mention that the PBs look damn pretty together. I'm pretty new to the game, so I've got a lot of catching up to do. I still have to read the last part of Amber's murder...let me just say, Bellatrix? Bitch CRAZY!

That's all for now since I'm at work right now, lol.

Bye!

Wow!

2006-06-20T11:03:52Z

I can't believe it! I really thought this game had closed up like so many of them have in the past and then I look and it's exploded again. IMO, I think it's better than what it was before! I love it!

I have to say that Lucius Malfoy is a scary bastard! I mean, he is just over the top insane. It's not wonder he's with Bellatrix. I like the fact that it seems like there are more Death Eaters. The game has a lot more characters than before. I like the way it's set up now too. The other way was really hard sometimes, and if it was friend locked you had to try and get on their list to see it. I think this way is a lot easier. Plus, it's kind of nice to see some of the journal entries that are being made. OMG! Regulus Black!! He's alive?! I almost though he was Grim! It's cool how you are bringing some of the elements of the 6th book into play. I want to see how much more you are going to be using.

Remus is as yummy as ever, and I can't BELIEVE IT!!! He's Draco's father?! I mean yeah, we kind of knew but his reaction to it is just, I'm like wow! Where Narcissa and Remus tell Draco, my heart so went out to him! Plus, what's up with this werewolf teacher? Is this Remus' new love interest? I still don't like Remus with Hermione, they need to break up now! He should be with Tonks, or someone other than Hermione, at this point even Narcissa!

Ron and Luna? Thank god! I mean, Lavender was okay I guess, but I like Luna! She needs a break she's been had it rough in this game. She needs a little happiness.

Rita makes me laugh I almost spit my coffee all over the screen! I love it! I'd keep going but I'm running out of time and work calls.

I'm so excited! I'm so glad this game is back!

Rita Round Up originally posted 6-20-06

2006-06-20T09:43:20Z

Yes, dear ones, it’s that time again. Get ready for the paced race bucking ride of your life…oh wait…no I’m not talking about Blaise Zabini…I swear! *shifty eyes*

Things You Might Have Missed

November 7

It seems that there might some newfound respect brewing, but Severus doesn’t really have a clue as to what is going on around him. Will he feel the same when he finds out how much about his prize student he doesn’t really know?

No wonder it’s so dark at night when you’ve got Ron and Lavender around, at least Luna is there…she’s the only bright thing out there!

November 8

It seems that the Weasley house will be full for the holidays! Wonder who has to room with the ghoul in the attic?

Looks like Potter strikes out in the love category, but really who didn’t think this wasn’t bound to happen. I’d eat my quill if ever actually scored!

Love letters and show downs, I have to say in both Millicent seems to know what she’s doing! Scar head best watch his back around her.

November 9

Lovegood gets bumped up a year, but it seems that Albus and Flitwick have other plans as well. I wonder if that will go in the Quibbler?

Seems to me that Lady Malfoy might be in heat, why else would she make an excuse to see Lupin again so soon…oh yeah sure it’s all about Draco.

A new Auror in Japan? Why do I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of him?

Speaking of seeing a lot of someone…it’s been confirmed…they’ve seen each other naked. I feel ill. Don’t believe me go check out the girl talk between the obvious sex crazed!

Oh nice to see that Lupin is so responsible. Going off to tryst with Narcissa and leaving the class to be run by a killer…nice job, Wolfman!

Is it just me or is Ginny just the girl about Hogwarts, whatever is in her milkshake it has all the boys coming to the yard…what will Draco do about this?

Looks like Ron has no idea what to do, and why does the loser in love suddenly have two girls that are interested in him…he’s using a love potion…I just know it!

It seems Narcissa is a bit more powerful than she lets on…or maybe she just needs to switch to decaf; either way it seems that Draco is going to get a little bit of a surprise in store for him very soon.

She’s a female Werewolf, and we all know he’s a male Werewolf with the libido of…well a dog, what does this mean for Granger? Will these two bark at the moon together?

Well, at least she didn’t call him ‘Daddy’, that would have given me nightmares…I mean not to say this doesn’t…but just worse!

Looks like our transplant in Japan has a wild sister, and a fairly heavy smoking habit. Too bad he’s so clumsy.

Well, it seems now we know where Tonks gets not just her sex drive but her clumsiness. Do they really call themselves ‘Pants’ and ‘Crabgrass’ or was that a typing error? How droll!

Plans are made, and why does Aine get to be sneakier than me? If I didn’t know better I would say she was going for a career in investigative journalism…she’d be good at it too!

Why do I think Lupin is going to have problems with this one? Not only does she upset him about who bit her…but she took his Wolfsbane potion too? Good thing Albus is around to make her feel better about herself.

Lupin storms off and who is it there to save his tortured soul? Of course, it’s bush head…erm I mean Granger in a touching moment.

The dynamic of Slytherin house seems to be changing. How many snakes are ready to slither for the Dark Lord?

Seems that Narcissa has hit a cord so deep even she is unaware of the consequences. I wonder if she realizes that her knickers come up missing from time to time?

November 10

What we have too many students at Hogwarts? Well, why don’t we have a Hogsmeade weekend? They all seem to get knocked off that way just make sure to let Severus chaperone them!

I can say it is not on my list of fun things to do to have Madeye Moody wake me up with news that one of my distant relatives has been killed. Yet, I still don’t understand why anyone would hate cereal enough to kill it!

Letters from old friends and frolicking with the young, that Dark Lord, he knows how to live it up!

It seems that the fun never ends when your Albus Dumbledore. Hey someone’s dead…let Dumbledore tell him, he tells everyone!

Just who is this girl that she merits the Dark Lord to come to her? And why do I have a feeling that Severus’ days are numbered?

Is this Hogwarts or Whorewarts? Please tell me because I’m just a bit confused now…and oh Pansy…I’d wash that comforter, who knows where these to have been…but we know where they’re going, and it’s hot!

Aww sibling love…no wait not like that…well, with these two you never know…know what I’m saying? Seems that these two are cut from the same clothe…how special.

Incomplete Posts

November 7

Why doesn’t he just say, “You’re not prefect now get out” already? I mean what can you say to a teenager…unless he just wants to goggle the other in the room with him? Hm…..

November 8

Oh I’m just waiting to see Severus say… “I’m a Professor of Potions, not a bloody pharmacy for wild beasts!”, but I don’t think he has the stones to do it.

Why is it that everyone and their ~~dog~~ wolf wants to help the Weasley tart? I mean hello…you did get your wand broken, plus her snogging on Ron was quite funny. I had always suspected that in their family.

You know…if I didn’t know better I would think that Severus isn’t fond of Potter, and I thought they were so close…to death if they aren’t careful, but that’s another post.

“Hi, someone broke my wand and I need money…can you help a sistah out?” Or something like that…I’m pretty much ignoring that too along with the twins.

Where oh where is Sprout? At this point an orchid is going to eat the Wolfman…I hope he doesn’t give it heart burn. Poor plant!

November 9

“I don’t believe I ordered eyes in my eggs.” But then I don’t think Dumbledore ordered a pompous arse either…lucky for him he’s got Minerva to pass him off to, yeah, real nice boyfriend there Albus!

So, your Father isn’t your real dad, the wolf is…no wonder you’ve always liked it when people scratched you behind your ears, Draco! Hello, didn’t you get that your middle name means wolf? Durr!

Show down at the Potions corral. Jealousy, intrigue, flea powder…surely it’s something not to miss!

Hey hey! There’s a new teach in town! Better watch Hermione…there’s a new teach in town…with her paws on your dog…very interesting!

November 10

Old friends catch up, but is it just me or is there some love brewing between a Hufflepuff and a rejected Ravenclaw?

You can’t possibly think she was going to let bygones be bygones, did you? Silly Werewolf…the Metamorph hates you!

It’s not the most pleasant family affair, but then it was an affair that gave Albus a nephew in the first place wasn’t it? Well…wasn’t it?

What do you get when you lock two crazies in a house retrieved by murder and deception? Well a love nest for Lucius and Bellatrix, of course!

In through the forest and to a secret gate to a muggle lawyer they go…yep, two spunky girls just out finding out if there is a fortune if Pansy’s future or if she’s going to have to borrow money from the Weasley girl.

What is this? Weasley and Lovegood? Did anyone see this coming…oh wait, EVERYONE saw this coming…except maybe Lavender, poor thing if she starts to cry her whole face will melt off!

Oh it seems like while Tonks is worrying about her parents scolding her for her sleeping partners, Severus is worried about if he’s going to live to see morning…yeah, I think his is a bit more pressing too!

Hey, don’t think of it as detention Weaslette…think of it as getting to know one of your in-laws, and the best part? Your future husband is getting to know him too, oh…I love it…the Weasel girl and the Dog boy…it’s a match made in…well it’s made somewhere.

Journal Entries

Charlie Weasley
Cho Chang
Peter Pettigrew
Regulus Black
Remus Lupin
Regulus Black pt. 2
Obsidian Grim
Draco Malfoy

Until next time my, Lovelies...remember the only good journalist...is me...tata!

Rita Skeeter update posted originally on 6/7/06

2006-06-20T01:40:49Z

Thought it would be easier for all of you if I put these up here as well as the_four_houses. All new Rita Roundups will show up here as well. Enjoy!

From the looks of it you would think that all of you think that I get paid by the word here...well I don't for your information! However, since all of you have been oh so busy, and I need the work...I give you Rita's Roundup...

What you might have missed

November 7, 2005

Well, it seems that Rob and Neville finished up Rob's first tutoring session. How should we feel about this? How do they feel about it? Why are we still talking about this?

So, Dumbledore has done it...he's started to recruit children into his war. All this time the Ministry was right with how they had him pegged!

It's the Werewolf against the Vixen in a showdown about just who Draco belongs to. MERLIN! Did anyone else just see that lip lock? Maybe things aren't as finished as we thought there!

After years of boring students to tears it seem that Professor Binns has decided to bore the dead elsewhere.

Lavender Brown, our resident snogger, seems to be making time with young Terry Boot...but do my eyes deceive me? Is it me or does she actually seem true to Ron?

Seems, Draco and Blaise get a rude awakening, well I guess it would be Blaise's second rude awakening since he just got out of the Infirmary, but this time it's because it seems that Pansy has chosen Millicent over the two of them...oh the sting!

Do all Malfoy's have death wishes? Oh wait, Draco isn't a real Malfoy is he, and we all know the Werewolf has been making some terrible decisions of late, Draco must really be his son then, right? Watch as Draco puts his head into the mouth of a Weasley...no he's not snogging Ginny this time either.

Wait, we already have one Werewolf at Hogwarts, now Dumbledore is going to bring in another one? He really should just run a petting zoo, and why is it that we know so much about the mating habits of Dumbledore and McGosexual..erm I mean McGonagall. Hey this is a female Werewolf?!? Does this mean that Lupin is going to have pups? What will the frizzy know-it-all say?

Slytherin boys and their toys...it seems that Blaise might have found something new to look at while at the lake. Looks like Pansy is striking out everywhere...hey it's okay Parkinson, I believe that Longbottom is single.

Charlie Weasley, DE killer, CoMC Professor, a strike out for helping his sister...who by the way has no idea she is even his sister. Confused? Obviously, so is Ginny.

Aw, Detention with the Lupins...erm I mean Remus and Draco. Seems that the two of them are about to combine forces to help little Miss Can't Remember get her mind back. I am interested in knowing though...if Remus is Draco's father, and Ginny thinks Remus is her brother, then she just had incest right?

After an awkward meeting it seems that the Weaslette is just unable to not seem off to people. I've been saying it for years, but then I am always ahead of the crowd.

What do you do when your girlfriend let's you know one of your best friend's responsible for her recent memory loss? Well, if you are Draco you walk in to the girls dormitory and start screaming at said best friend. Good thing Millicent is around or Pansy would still be getting her arse handed to her!

While Ginny is making time with Neville in the hallways, Draco and Blaise are tearing themselves limb from limb in this large cast scene that shows exactly what being a friend in Slytherin is all about. Notice that Severus Snape was allowed to oogle one of his female students. Like he doesn't do that already! Really!

Speaking of Teachers oogling their students, it only took Lupin 12 years to finally speak to Granger about the Tonks incident...oh wait Granger is only 12, right?

November 8th

Millicent Bulstrode...you've just been half naked in front of your Head of House and watched the boxing match of the century...what are you going to do now? "I'm going to get drunk with Pansy and act like a simpering school girl, yay!"

Today on the Rita Roundup...Insane men and the mysterious men that love them! Bill decides that insanity is better with company, and this Grim fellow must be a saint as he seems to enjoy being with the mentally unstable. Let's give him a round of applause! Kudos to you Grim, whoever you are!

Nothing says 'good morning' than finding out that you are going to have to deal with an uptight shirtlifter from the Ministry...and hey...Percy Weasley is better than you, remember that!

You wake up late, and you make it to class and you luck out...no Professor McGonagall to scold you...Oh Snaps! It's worse it's Granger! Yeah, but at least if you are Susan Bones you get to sit next to a hot chick and have her joke with her. Do I need to get a drool bucket?

Oh by the way, not only will you most likely die in the war...you have to take every course we offer at Hogwarts...you. lucky. bastards!

On that note, don't forget to plan your own suicide around your schedule. We expect you to not be tardy no matter how dead you are!

What did you say? You're a Werewolf? Hey yeah, great of course I want you to teach at my school. Let me just tell the students now!

Well, well, well, it seems that the recruiter is out and about...and she wants Blaise in her bed...erm I mean clutches.

The loner and the lesbian...match made in heaven?

I just bet she wants some extra positions...erm I mean Potions lessons. Plus, why did I get my hopes up that Millicent was going to show Potter what it felt like to fall down the steps of the owlery?

"Guess what? I got my memory back now let's get naked!" With that attitude it's no wonder the Weasley clan has more children that dogs do fleas!

"Hey Moody, welcome back from the states, let me hand your arse to you now!" Yes, it seems that Dumbledore just buried his treasure into the jolly old Auror!

That Weasley girl is hot property. It's like she's a mouse because all the snakes seem to want to eat her!

Dear Mom...I got in a fight and everyone knows I'm not Father's son except for me. Want to come visit me?

It seems that Mandy has found a new friend, and she is just as bookish...how jolly!

Pansy goes to her back up to find that he isn't quite as warm as she wanted or needs. Meanwhile, Blaise struggles with the decision of his life, and why does he see naked visions of Aine in his head?

A little heart to heart between Charlie and Albus brings one question to my mind...why haven't these two snogged yet? If you aren't interested in Albus, Charlie I'm more than interested!

November 9th

The new History of Magic professor has arrived, and she's a wolf in girls clothing!

Items still left to be completed

November 7th

Here one day only (I doubt this though)...the Ultimate Snarkfest Showdown featuring Narcissa Malfoy and Severus Snape. I'm putting my money on the Master!

Pansy Parkinson is about to feel the sting of defeat...and Severus Snape is gonna bitch slap her into next week. Too bad Millicent is going to miss it she's too busy imagining Severus naked, but then don't we all?

What is the use of having a curfew when no one pays attention? No wonder Luna is screaming at the Astronomy tower!

November 8th

Dumbledore loves feeling the love between these two while sharing a room with them. I'm sure it's why this scene is even taking place...oh yeah and the female werewolf might be part of it as well.

Time to fix the Weaslette, and it seems like they brought the whole bloody school to be involved!

It's hard to be a sex god when you have detention. Don't believe me? Just ask Potter.

Mama Weasley just doesn't want her own kids to come for Christmas, but the whole gang! I wonder if Lupin and Hermione will be sharing a bedroom?

Nothing says love like begging for money. Way to go Ginny!

You know if you can't have sex with the Ravenclaw seeker you can always spend time with your favourite Potions Professor, it's what Potter does!

Novermber 9th

Nothing says 'I love you' like sending some eyes to a teenage boy in an owl post. Lucky Draco, he has all the girls eyeing him!

Sprout is rooting to help Sinclair.

Journal Entries

Lavender Brown
Harry Potter
Kingsley Shacklebolt
Bellatrix Black-Lestrange
Viviana Zabini
Alastor Moody
Molly Weasley
Persephone Prewett
Theodore Nott
Percy Weasley
Moaning Myrtle

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