Just musing
Potential Culture (or Culture-ish) ship names:
- ROU Sharp Difference of Opinion
- ROU Excessive Force
- ROU Necessary Violence
- ROU I Don't Recall Asking Your Opinion
- GCU Smash & Grab Artist
- GSV That Isn't Exactly What I Said
- GSV Inevitable What, Again?
- GSV For Unusually Large Values Of One
- VFP See That? That's Dust.
For the non-Culture-literate: ROU = Rapid Offensive Unit, GCU = General Contact Unit, GSV = General Systems Vehicle, VFP = Very Fast Picket.
(Crossposted to 
iain_banks)
