Fake Script For Fred Durst's New Sitcom "Douchebag"
Tumblr user Synecdoche wrote a perfect opening scene for Fred Durst’s new sitcom. The real show is currently in development for CBS’ fall lineup.
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The 30 Cutest Cocker Spaniel Puppies You'll Ever See
The breed of choice for Will & Kate’s forthcoming puppy was revealed today. Here’s 30 examples of exactly why they decided on adopting a cocker spaniel.
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15 Amazing 3D City GIFs
Photography makes far away places come to life. But, with GIFs, it’s like you’re there.
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Meanwhile… In South Africa
Well, that seems fair.
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The 4 Best Quotes From Miley Cyrus' Gay Marriage Article
Miley Cyrus wrote an article for Glamour Magazine about gay marriage. Here are some of my favorite quotes from it.
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Hidden Pig In Vermont State Police Logo
Here, piggy piggy piggy! A prison laborer very creatively hid some swine in the stickers that adorn the cars of the people who put that laborer in prison. Can you pinpoint the pork?
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Rihanna's A Blonde Bombshell on buzzworthy.mtv.com ›
Well she couldn’t keep her naturally curly tresses forever. Rihanna debuted her new cut and color last night.
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What's The Best Punishment You Can Think Of For Losing A Super Bowl Bet?
Mike is a Patriots fan and Dave is a Giants fan. That’s a problem. We’ve decided to make a bet on the game, but we want YOU to come up with the shameful, humiliating, horrible, and dangerous thing the loser has to do. What are your ideas? Add them in the comments!
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Michael Cera Looks Totally Skeezy With A Mustache
Not pictured: His recently purchased windowless van. Kids, if Michael Cera offers you candy, do not take it.
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Snowboarder Survives Avalanche
This is one lucky, lucky lady. Meesh Hytner was doing some backcountry snowboarding in southern Colorado when shit got insane. Thank god she had that airbag. (via gizmodo.com)
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The Real Housewives Of Late Night Visit Go To The Super Bowl
The latest installment of Jimmy Fallon’s “Real Housewives of Late Night” sent the wives and girlfriends of “Late Night” staffers on a trip to Indianapolis for some football.
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Bill Murray Is Always Traveling
BFM, spotted at JFK International Airport on Groundhog Day. Previously: Caught in a finger trap at a London Railway Station.
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This Lady Can Tell The Future By Looking At Asparagus
Meet Jemima Packington, “Asparamancer.” The 56-year-old British mystic claims to be able to predict the future by tossing spears of asparagus onto the ground and analyzing where they fall. But hey, she predicted an Oscar win for The King’s Speech, so who am I to question the woman’s god-given talent?
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The Island Of Misnamed Toys
Meet Horny and Nutsak, among others. Toddlers are good at mortification but one mom decided to share her daughter’s bizarre toy naming habits with the world.
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Ron Swanson's Bare Midriff
Did it just get a little hotter in here or is it just me? (via jaimealyse.tumblr.com)
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Mitt's Mormon Army: How It Works
Very, very good e-mail lists — and an internal debate over whether to use them. “I'm getting really tired of the ads for Romney campaign trips coming from this list serve,” writes one young Mormon.
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Susan G. Komen Foundation Reverses Decision, Will Resume Funding Planned Parenthood
That was fast! The Susan G. Komen Foundation announced today that they will continue to support breast cancer screenings at Planned Parenthood and even went so far as to apologize for their abrupt decision this week to cut off funding. Here's the statement from the Komen Foundation.
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Must See: 15 Year-Old Testifying To Let Her Gay Dads Marry In New Jersey
Brb, crying. (via towleroad.com)
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North Korean Students Play “Take On Me” By A-Ha
Or maybe it's by the Dear Leader. Either way, these guys and that dad and daughter who cover “Home” are my dream line-up for Coachella 2013.
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9 Movies Banned In Foreign Countries For Weird Reasons on flavorwire.com ›
Some countries don’t want to remind their citizens that revolution is an option and some countries just hate the color yellow. Arbitrary foreign film laws for everybody!
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What Movie Traumatized You For Life?
As in “If a gun was held to my face I would rather take the bullet than watch _______ again.” Basically, what movie is your “Do it to Julia!” moment? And if you don’t get that reference, get out of this thread.
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The Top 10 Most Disturbing Tweets From Mario Lopez's Dog
Soooo, Mario Lopez runs a Twitter account for his dog. It’s kind of gross. (h/t to drinkyourjuice for making me aware of this.)
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The Best Sign At A BYU Basketball Game
Well played Mormons. Well played. (via twitter.com)
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Madonna's New Music Video
It’s football-themed. She looks really good. Love the throwback scene. Thoughts?
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Who's The Bigger Baby: Manning Or Brady?
You decide!
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21 Reasons Minnesota Is The Craziest State
Florida, you’ve got some competition in the cuckoo category.
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30 Classy Cats And Dogs Wearing Bonnets
What’s cuter than dogs and cats in bonnets? Uhm, I believe the correct answer is nothing.
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Star Trek: Unforeseen Consequences on collegehumor.com ›
My visor, I can’t see a thing without my visor! Gonna have to call shenanigans though. Clearly THIS is how Geordi sees the world. Gawd.
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Ultimate Tazer Ball
Not sure if serious or just complete idiots.
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Accused Criminal Argues With The Police On Facebook Because He Was Named "Creep Of The Week"
After Dustin McCombs was named the “Creep Of The Week” on Alabama’s Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office Facebook page, the accused rapist felt the need to set the record straight, so he logged on and started a comment war. Ladies and gentlemen: the 21st century.
