Watching Vampire Diarie's season ending =D!

And we reach the 2nd Stage! Check the first blog here to understand what's happening.

Winners last stage:

TMARama

ShinigamiNeko 

Grizlord

Dekatron5791

And Special Thanks to m00nstrucknight for this amazing soundtrack =D!

Suck it SOPA.

Stage 2 - The Kayman Islands

Remember! There is a hint in this about the place where the villain Kaymen San Diego has escaped! Stay sharp!

The Cayman Islands is a British Overseas Territory located in the western Caribbean Sea. The territory comprises the three islands of Grand Cayman, Cayman Brac, and Little Cayman, located south of Cuba and northwest of Jamaica. The Cayman Islands are considered to be part of the geographic Western Caribbean Zone as well as the Greater Antilles. The territory is a major world offshore financial centre. (I managed to snatch this from wikipedia before it showed the strike agaisnt SOPA thing =).)

You find yourself in a beautiful tropical paradise off in the Caribbean, one of the most rich places in earth for tourists. The criminal is hiding somewhere along this paradise and you must find him!

Intelligence reveals information about a place often visited by super villains on the run (conveniently for you.), the place is none other than "The Vile Beach". You ignore the funny name and walk there after a short rest in the nearest Inn from the airport.

You take a taxi to the place.

Reaching there you feel a bit tired from the lack of sleep during the plane travel but the sense of duty is stronger than the need to rest. You get off the taxi and stare at the vast shore.

You see a fair amount of people having fun between the waves and the sand, two big cruisers nearing in the horizon make this landscape worth of a painting.

You go around showing the picture of Kaymen San Diego to very person you see, the place seems to have more villains than you expected: a lot of pirates and buccaneers walk freely all over the place, some with hooks, others with books, there is all kind of looks for villain troops. You decide to ask in the biggest hotel on this place. "He probably stayed here" you think.

The receptionist greets you without delay.

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Receptionist Phil Ike Aser: Welcome to the Vile Sea Hotel! I'm afraid to say at this moment there is no available haven for travelers from far away lands. We have too many distinguished guests staying for the week.

You: I'ts okay. I just need some information. *Shows picture* Has this man stayed in your hotel?

Receptionist Phil Ike Aser : Oh, my goodness gracious! That scoundrel!

You: I'm guessing that's a "Yes".

Receptionist Phil Ike Aser: Yes! Of course! How could i forget the man who ravaged one of our rooms!?

You: ..."ravaged"?

Receptionist Phil Ike Aser: When he left this morning, everything was covered in cupcake frosting! Oh, my goodness!

You: ...Cool story, bro. (This is taking too long.) So... where did he left to?

Receptionist Phil Ike Aser: I don't know! He was doing mischief around all the time with Mr and Mrs Goblin!

You: Oh, is this couple still staying here?

Receptionist Phil Ike Aser: Yes... sadly for all of us, they are just outside in the beach in front of the hotel, if you have no further business here then have a nice day. If you excuse me, I am a very busy man.

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You walk outside to the precious beach, in the way you stumble upon a strange object in the sand:

"He definitely was here!" You think while you grab the cupcake.

Ahead, you notice a very close couple near to the shore. You get closer and call their attention.

They swim swiftly to face you.

^Mr and Mrs Goblin and their son Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression...

You: Whoa... uh...

Mrs. Goblin: Did you call us, bitch!?

Mr. Goblin: You bother us in our vacation and i butter a harpoon and stick it up your a...

You: Wow! Hey! Calm down! Now i get why they call this "The Vile Beach", you people sure are evil!

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression: WYYYYRRR!!

You: ...wtf.

Mr. Goblin: Arrr!! Excuse our son, he gets excited with the word "Evil"! Harharhar!

Mrs. Goblin: We are a very evil, evil couple, as you can see from our nefarious look! Herherher!

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression:

WYYYRRR!!!

You: *Officially speechless* Yeah... *cough* I really don't know what to say...

Mr. Goblin: Then what the frudge did you call us here for anyway!? Spill it before i get my harpoon and my ICBINB!

Mrs. Goblin: You better not make us mad kid! Herherher!

You: OH, yeah! The receptionist told me you were hanging with this man. *Shows picture* Do you know him?

Mr & Mrs Goblin: His Royal Evilsty!!!

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression:

KREEEEEEEE!!!

You: "Evilsty"? Oh... i think i get it... Anyway, i see you do know him.

Mr. Goblin: We don't know his Royal Evilsty Kaymen San Diego! You really want that harpoon don't you!?

You: You just said his name. You know, I work for the MyIGN (The CIA equivalent in this story.) so you better start answering questions because this blog is already becoming TL;DR and I'm losing my patience!

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression:

You: >_<

Mrs. Goblin: Wait! W-we don't know anything! We just love cupcakes like every Goblin does!

You: I have a cupcake! If i give it to you, you will stop delaying this?

Mr. Goblin: Now yer talking! Harharhar! A trade, like good sailors! You give us cupcake and we give you answer and maybe a harpoon...

You: *Throws cupcake* There, now tell me where  in the world is Kaymen San Diego!?

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression:

KRYYYYRRRR!!!!!

Mrs. Goblin: Fine, he said he wanted to learn a soldier's song, that's all we know.

You: Who would say such thing? *facepalm*Anyway, thanks for your help i guess... err... enjoy your vacations. Bye.

Mr. Goblin: Yeah, you better leave! After we eat this cupcake we will want human flesh! Harharhar!

Mrs. Goblin: Byebye! Herherher!

Manta Ray with afroamerican human hands and Macaulay Culkin's expression:

*loud manly voice* Bai.

You decide not to turn around and leave without further word, to the airport.

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Good luck and have fun! =D

As always, thanks for your support!

Keep looking to the sky!

Kay's Out!

In case you don't understand fully what's happening (Like me a few days ago...), here is the explanatory video of what harms the SOPA can cause to you. (Dumbified enough for everyone to get it. Yay!)

This is a fight for freedom!

Here is a site to support the strike against SOPA which is today.

http://americancensorship.org/

P.S: Using that site is your choice, if you know of a better way or place that you trust more, please leave link in the comments or just go do it.

Internet is the sacred realm of freedom and it belongs to everyone, no one has the right to control it.

Somewhere out there is yours truly

So i haven't really told anyone here where I'm from, i don't really give out much info about me because... i don't really know why... But Mr.Ghost has been asking where I'm from for the past year so it is time for me to bend and instead of saying straight the location where i live, I'll make a game out of it =D

^You after the last line. 

Yes, i know you don't really give a ****, but it will be fun and anyone can participate!

THE RULES

Like in the real game "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego" I'll give you hints or riddles that will lead you to a location, when any of you finds out where that place is we will move on to the next stage until Stage 5 where you can finally catch that elusive Kaymen San Diego and know where he is from! Each stage will be posted daily to prevent this going on for longer than it is needed.

The winners will get a bag full of happiness! And for everyone commenting, who has less followers than me, I'll make a big shout out blog to get you a bit more spotlight!

That is all so... let the game begin.

GAME START!

The Taj Mahal is a white Marble mausoleum located in Agra, India. It was built by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan in memory of his third wife, Mumtaz Mahal. The Taj Mahal is widely recognized as "the jewel of Muslim art in India and one of the universally admired masterpieces of the world's heritage.You find yourself in front of the amazing Taj Mahal thanks to the information given out by the headquarters.

It was a tiring trip from the MyIGN headquarters back in California but you can't rest just now , instead of going to the hotel and rest, you decide to start your search as soon as possible for clues on the whereabouts of the biggest criminal of the year: Kaymen San Diego.

"OH HELL NO!" You say to yourself when you remember these news first hour in the morning before going to the headquarters.

You take out the letter from the informers and review the address of the last location where supposedly the criminal was seen.

Without further delay, you walk to the location: The House of Pleasure खुशी के घर , Inn. Though a strange name for an Inn, there is no time for details. Godspeed!

You find your way to this comfortable looking Inn, with a pool filled with crystal clear fresh water just in the front and a building themed as a family house. "Seems cozy" You think.

A lady pops out of the main entrance and notices you, she comes straight to you and greets.

^Not what you expected.

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Manager Lady: Welcome to the House of Pleasure! *Salutes with hands together* How may i help you kokyaku-san?

You: ...Huh? I need to know if you have seen this man... *Shows picture of criminal*

Manager Lady: Oh, but of course! I remember him, that is Kaymen-sama!

You: ... Wait, aren't you indian?

Manager Lady: Oh, but of course! I am very, very Indian-san!

You: Now you are using the suffix wrong... *Facepalm* Just, tell me the last time you saw him.

Manager Lady: Yes! He stayed here only for one day then he got tired and left saying he was tired of eating curry and using the elephant taxis!

You(Thinking): Wow... she doesn't knows crap about India does she? Throw in one more stereotype, please! *sarcasm*

Manager Lady: ... He said he now wanted to try some of the finest islands of the Caribbean, something about a place that rhymes with his name... anyway yo no se nada!

You: Wtf... *cough* I see, thanks for the info. *cough* ugly weirdo *cough*

Manager Lady:  Yoroshiku! Come back anytime, comrade!

You: Riiiiight.....  *Walks away fast*

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You go back to the city and raise your thumb for a ride to the airport.

You: ...You got to be sh*tting me.

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There it is! This one is easy but do your best to catch Kaymen as soon as possible! Post your answer below and if you are gonna use wikipedia, do it fast because the english part of it is closing for 24 hours in exactly 5 hours from now! (Refer to this.) (STOP THE SOPA!)

Thank you all for being awesome and as always:

Keep looking to the sky!

Kay's Out!

HO HO HO HO! HA HA HA HA! HE HE HE HE!

Hello everyone, it's been a long while! To celebrate Christmas and deliver happiness to many, once again I'm posting a fan service BOOBlog!  (And finally i change the tags to my blog...)

Here you got all kinds!

ASIAN  

P.S: Don't Google "Indian Boobs"

NORTH AMERICAN

Just joking! LOL!

LATIN!

^Women's reaction when you drop your pants.

EUROPEAN 

AFRICAN/AFRO-DESCENDANT

ANIME

NERD 

PONIES

Don't you worry girls! There's content for YOU too! (Although i was lazy to put categories so they are assorted.)

IF YOU ARE A MAN, SKIP THIS SECTION. (Or stay and look at  all those dudes in better shape than you.)

Pukes*

Wow... took longer than expected to post all those pics.

Cough* Anyway... i hope you enjoyed, this is my way of saying MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE! 

Even if you believe or not in christmas, i hope you have a great day and that its not boring at all like mine =), i hope you get to share with your family if you are not close enough to them, with your friends too and with everyone you love the most. FEEL THE SPIRIT! SHARE LOVE! GET FREE SHET! That's what xmas is all about, having fun and feeling alive or at least doing a little thing different from everyday.

Here for another year of our lives where we might have or haven't done big or small things, for sad and happy things each important and meaningful for us, for the wonderful MyIGN community, for videogames, for love, for the world so it shall be a better place on 2012, for zombies when they destroy the world in 2012, for all of your comments and maybe my responses, HERE I PROPOSE A TOAST FOR BEING ALIVE! Because only alive, you can read this and write that.

I also propose a special toast for my cousin, who died on December 4th exactly 20 days ago at 4:40 am, 2011. He was a big man, loved infinitely by his family and friends which were many. In his 26 years of life, he did much more things than what many people have achieved, he got an amazing job with nice pay that brought a better life to his family which was in big need at the time, unfairly enough his own-imposed duty ended too early.

Rest in peace, dear cousin. Have fun in the next life.

Once again, here is to life!

As always, thanks everyone for reading and supporting, <3 to all and have fun! =)

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Keep looking to the sky!

Kay's Out!

Warning: Your brain might not feel the same after this =/

WTF kittens!? D: <

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Keep looking to the sky D:!

Kay's Out!