To some, stock photos are a great resource tool. But when it comes to video game stock photos, they are just a great resource of tools. It seems that video game stock photographers (most of which are still woefully trapped in a late '80s Paula Abdul video) will forever believe that gamers are extreme douchebags who live in filthy, fish-eye lensed apartments with little to no furniture. These photographers abduct people of all walks of life and force them, possibly at gunpoint, to perform erratic feats of gymnastic horror while laughing psychotically and holding a game controller. And those are just for the shots that are somewhat based in reality, because trust us, they get way, way worse than that. Need proof? Here are 25 miserable, insane and utterly deranged examples. You've been warned.
Hey you guys ever play that game, "Butt Naked in Chicago"?! No? ...It sucks.
Grandpa thinks Heavy Rain is so realistic he wore a damn parka.
Clean your lunch off the floor, you goddamn disaster.
Glad you took a break from reading Twilight to cry about Tetris.
Hey it's my "Big Fat Greek LAN Party"!
It's like the Cheeto fart version of those Maxell commercials.
Recession? What recession?!
Divorce that bitch.
In the land of the blind, this guy is still an asshole.
Gears of War totally makes me forget that I will never be able to run again.
Who knew you could play Elevator Action in an actual elevator shaft?
Video games can make you lonely, but not as lonely as having parents who don't buy you furniture.
Hot Chick Intermission. Enjoy, it only goes downhill from here.
This kid needs to learn to day dream in better graphics.
The original inspiration for Snorlax.
It's normal for young girls to play "Show me yours, I'll show you my Pokemon."
This has done more damage to aviation than the movie Flyboys.
Does paying for sex count as DLC?
Take it down a notch, Spider-Douche.
Being the spawn of drug parents sure has its benefits!
This librarian is like the WWE referee of librarians. They're RIGHT THERE.
Is this that Gamecube suicide club we heard so much about?
STEREOTYPES! MAMMA MIA!
We hope that third joystick turns on the TV 'cuz you're not playing anything, moron!
THERE ARE NO WORDS
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