TODAY'S EDITORS PICKS : 06 MAY 2010
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THE INTERNETS HAZ LEAKED!!!Added: 1 day ago
It's been happening awhile now, and I know I'm not the only person doing it. There are probably thousands, if not millions of us. Walking around spouting things that would be normal on the internet but I real life they aren't!!
SEXUAL EDUCATION: ORAL Added: 1 day ago
Time for some education from two absolute authorities on the subject - Oral, a subject close to all our loins - So next time you're at home cuddling up on the sofa, you'll know how to please your man. Thank you, sexual gurus.
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TEABAGGER MELTDOWNAdded: 1 day ago
Kontraband's very own LinkSilver shares his healthcare concerns. I think he's been watching too much Glenn Beck, the raging simian thing has rubbed off on him. Go smoke a doob and let's all live in peace and harmony and skip naked in a circle.
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NOTORIOUS H.I.T. Added: 1 day ago
Where Nuremberg at? Where Nuremberg at? He's got 7 states of Europe, about 8 in Af-ree-ca, 10 mack tens, this shit never ends! Where's MC Churchill to come knock him from his freestyle mantle? Will this ever fail to make me laugh?
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YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!Added: 1 day ago
A compilation of epic fails, the meme may be old but as long as people don't stop doing stuff wrong it'll survive. What the hell were they thinking? We don't have any more of an idea than you do, probably, not much.
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HOUSEPLACE - SEX DUNGEON Added: 1 day ago
So what's next on your list of home improvements? Fixing that leaky tap? Hanging a door? Tiling the bathroom and painting the hallway? Or making that sadistic sex dungeon you've always wanted? If it's the latter, this may interest you...
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XARM TOURNAMENTAdded: 1 day ago
If you thought Ultimate Fighting was a barrel of laughs you ain't seen nothing yet. Brace yourself for the most ridiculous combat sport ever devised Arm Wrestle Punch Face or XARM for short. It's all about wrestling arms and punching faces.
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LET IT GLOWAdded: 1 day ago
Guide electricity conducting nodes into position, complete the chain from battery to lighbulb and let it glow! Click an errant wooden blocks to remove them, allowing the nodes to nestle into their designated postitions. (No winners yet)
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THE FAP SHACKAdded: 1 day ago
You can see this has already been put to good use, checkout the floor. Mind the crusty bits between your legs and whatever you don't touch the underside of the desk. More importantly, where's the tissues and lotion dispenser?
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GLITTER PONIESAdded: 1 day ago
So Blizzard want to charge their loyal userbase $25 for a glittery pony. Before they were released the queue to get was already 80,000 deep. If you want a sparkly stallion but you're on a budget there is an alternative! Contact this guy ASAP!
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TIM MINCHIN'S POPE SONGAdded: 1 day ago
Tim Minchin throw caution to the wind and opens up his heart in song form to let his audience know how he really feels about God's perfect and infallible messenger on Earth. It's not the most sophisticated of sentiments but it is funny.
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2 HOT WET PUSSIESAdded: 2 days ago
This is hot, just look at those dripping wet pussies. All three of them just chilling in the sauna, naked as the day they were born. What a way to spend the afternoon, this guy knows how to relax and enjoy himself, don't you worry about that.
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DRUNK HISTORY - NIKOLA TESLAAdded: 2 days ago
Can you trust a drunk person to tell the truth? Surely they'll embellish any historical story with talk of drunken ninjas fighting evil unicorns and Tesla and Edison doing battle with lightsabers over the use of DC vs. AC. I know I would.
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SEXY BEARAdded: 2 days ago
Oh noes, what's this!? There are some sick degenerate freaks out there, bent on corrupting us with their perversions and then there's this: furries. This bear's hot but it's nowhere near Bugs Bunny in drag, those large-lashed eyes wowzers!
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WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE 4Added: 2 days ago
Like with all sequels, episode 4 can be a mixed bag. This gallery could be the Star Wars: A New Hope of the pics of hot drunken babes world but it's probably more like American Pie 4: Band Camp. Whatever, just turn off your brain and enjoy the tits.
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"TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART"Added: 2 days ago
The Taiwanese heart throb blob and the inimitable Captain Kirk fight their way through this 80s classic. I bet you thought the day would never come, but it's here and it is a thing of rare and hallowed beauty. These guys need to cut a record like NOW!
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MR. WAdded: 2 days ago
If you're going to dress like a French mine then you'd better expect people to hate you from the get-go. Mimes suck and the French aren't much better. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
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CONTINUITYAdded: 2 days ago
Another fusion game that someonehow manages to combine completely disparate game mechanics into one seamless whole. This time it's platforming mixed with an old skool slide puzzle! It plays much better than it sounds. (Turelloj1 wins first)
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HERP JESUS DERPAdded: 2 days ago
It's just this sort of thing that caused Mohamed to make his "no drawing me" rule. It looks like Jesus was actually Maddox from thebestpageintheuniverse.com and he has just fallen foul of he who smelt it dealt it rule.
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