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Woman pisses off (on) cop (car) |
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Pilot performs durability test of experimental aircraft against recreational vehicle, loses |
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Photoshop theme: Only in America |
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The US Army does not endorse 'take your kids to work' day. Especially when that work takes you to Iraq or Afghanistan |
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Capcom: Resident Evil 5 will take place in Africa and here are the screenshots. Public: OMG That white guy is shooting all those black people. Capcom: um, I think you missed the point |
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If you have never seen an x-ray of half a kilo of ball-bearings shot into some unlucky dude's ass, today is your day (SFW) |
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News: Man assaults his girlfriend. Really News: The girl's ex-boyfriend goes after the guy. Fark: Judging by the mugshot, the guy got the beatdown of his life |
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North Korea threatens commercial aircraft flying near its borders. Somebody really needs a hug again |
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Lustfully, his fingers fumbled with the zipper in searing anticipation before extracting his rock hard Kindle. Softly caressing it before pressing his finger gently against the power-button, feeling it throb warmly against his skin |
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What was said: "Obama to reverse some limits on federal funding of stem cell research." What you will hear: "Obama has decreed that baby killing is legal" |
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Hunter safety instructor finds himself in the crosshairs of controversy after ordering all "liberals" from his class |
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Lawmaker adds an exclamation point to the Oklahoma state flag and gets more attention than the rest of his four-year legislative career combined. "I was just looking for a way to improve our image." |
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Cook County Sheriff says hoax email has gone viral, showing really cool, high-tech, comfy-looking 'new Cook County prison'. (w/pics) It's on the internet, it must be true |
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A naked man going wild in the bathroom, Kid Rock fighting a fan, and an urn of ashes are just some of things you might find at a Waffle House near you |
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Dear Brian Williams of NBC Nightly News: Please give us some good news. Sincerely, the viewers |
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Guy steals hundreds of dollars worth of Orbit Gum. Fabulous |
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The Smoking Gun's mugshot roundup kicks off the weekend with a guy who needs longer pants (last photo is pubically NSFW) |
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Jr. high school student goes the extra mile and has sex with two different teachers... With "would not hit that" pic of one of the teahers |
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New Hampshire man arrested for head-butting a moving Jeep |
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Threatening to punch the principal of your high school on Facebook is a bad idea on its own, but toss in a 'Columbine' reference, that's a jailin' |
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Photoshop this antenna adjustment |
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Hey, laid-off workers. The manager who fired you is having a stressful time too, you selfish pricks |
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Ex-boyfriend asks for ring back. He got his ring back, all right. With hey she's kinda cute mug |
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Student accidentally "discharges gun" after "holding it in his pocket." |
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If you drop your keys into the pit toilet, let 'em go, because man, they're gone. Oh wait, here they are in your back pocket |
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Developer plans to sleep in unfurnished, unsold homes in his neighborhoods until 101 homes go under contract. Good luck with that |
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Try to take your drunk girlfriend's keys to stop her from driving? That's a stabbin' |
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How bad is health insurance in America? Just ask this woman who is using super glue to keep her teeth in her head |
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Imbecilic study looks into why musicians are such babe magnets. Fame, money and endless supplies of cocaine surrender |
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Adidas and Puma manufactured the German version of the bazooka during WWII. Who throws a shoe? Honestly |
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City Councilman cleans up his yard after the Mayor orders him to--by getting rid of the junker car and turning the toilet into a planter. Ahhh, the rural South--reinforcing negative stereotypes for over 75 years |
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A new Friday tradition from our pals at TSG. This week is name the gangster (Contest ends 4pm Eastern) |
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Man wins Pancake eating contest, then dies: "He had really enjoyed the pancakes but then he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones" |
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Canada left defenceless as snow fort forcibly torn down |
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Man bets friends that he could hold his breath underwater for a long period of time, continues to win the bet |
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The latest victims of the recession: luxury travelers who no longer feel comfortable flaunting their wealth in public |
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If you're going to attempt to smuggle 73 bags of heroin in your waistband, don't drive around with illegal window tint |
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Today's uncalled for 911 call brought to you by Jaquarious; a 5 year old kindergarten student |
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From the frozen tundra of Alaska to the lake-effect-socked streets of Chicago, FBI field offices in snow-blown towns across the nation make fun of the NY office for taking a snow day. Oh it is on |
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Another person arrested after trying to impersonate a Chicago Police officer, leaving people to wonder what the lure of being a cop without being paid is |
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If you buy a condo and pour $30,000 into renovating it, it's important to make sure you actually own the place first |
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Monsanto to Bavarian beekeeper: We set up a genetically modified test crop and a handful of bees came into our field. We own your honey |
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Today's "You Might Be a Drunk If..." story comes from Dillsburg, PA where man in SUV sat stopped at stoplight for 6 cycles of the light, complete with a beer in the cupholder |
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One plus to all the pain being felt by print media these days: lots of college newspapers may be forced to shut down |
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"Lord Mandelson is used to having strange people chuck their filthy custard all over him, but they usually buy him a drink first" |
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$700,000 of the missing Iraq reconstruction money was apparently spent on Dung |
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French feminist group named "The Guard biatches" gives "Macho of the Year Award" to Catholic cardinal |
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Woman, 20, arrested for posting phony Craigslist personal ad with photo of ex-boyfriend's junk. With mug shot goodness |
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School bus driver takes out a hit on one of her passengers |
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Fertility clinic decides to nix proposed plan for designer babies. Good thing, too, because who really wants to pay that much for a baby that's only good for one season? |
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Woman charged with having sex with men. Looking at her mugshot, the charges are likely justified |
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Sexy maid service features young women in french maid uniforms, fishnet stockings and stillettos who will dust your TV and scrub your counters, but won't clean your toilet. Because that's degrading |
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Photoshop this man holding himself |
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Saudi Arabia has the world's safest roads and highways |
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Java's tallest volcano erupts, spewing smoke and ash from its grande venti |
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The DNC is holding a contest to decide which slogan to put on a billboard near Rush Limbaugh's house. Certainly Farkers can do better |
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Our long national nightmare is over. TV converter box coupons flowing again |
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Armed with two misspelled signs, Obama basher says Americans are 'the stupidest people in the world' |
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You know it's going to be one ugly ass pic when the headline is "Houston Zoo To Unveil OH DEAR GOD THAT IS CUTE" |
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If you needed another reason to ditch the morning newspaper for the internet, here it is |
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Man who signed contract with his underage stepdaughter to have sex three times a day can't believe cops arrested him: "Did you not see the farking contract?" |
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Guess who's coming to dinner |
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Prosecutor receives kidney from rival defense attorney after learning they have the same blood type; cold |
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Photoshop theme: Daydreaming |
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The International War on Drugs: Celebrating 100 years of failure and futility |
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