PHP is updated on all Tideways servers via Ubuntu Sury Packages to fix the critical security vulnerabilities. See buff.ly/Hda25ij for up to date information.
"In Search of Lost Time", database edition: page 1 of our test list loaded in 2 ms, page 15,000 in 127 ms. See the difference between offset and cursor pagination in a Doctrine ORM 3.7 example blog and video:
Blog post: buff.ly/jMwqHQX
Video: buff.ly/U0YHY5Z
Twitter (X) had the fail whale, GitHub has the angry unicorn. Both stop slow requests before they block everyone else.
PHP can do the same: lower max_execution_time to 5–10 seconds. Four ways to safely raise it where needed in our blog post:
buff.ly/gBDlN7y